Dick from a woman who finds you insufferable yet endearing

Hatsune Shadow

b-plot city

i love california dearly but also its not shown to outsiders ever that there just full-on is a Death Corridor of the entire state that runs down the spine where you can just smell carnage and butchery for miles - and then u pass through it and go "omg wow... look at how beautiful this forest is..."

santa is debating whether or not to send out a press release at this point because its the 6th year in a row "twinks" is the #1 requested item by US adults and he's starting to think there will be major backlash if he can't provide what the people want for yet another year

BENNY WAS HERE bullet hole decal but the courier puts it on the ass of her combat pants after visiting him at The Tops

metal chastity cage with the fallout new vegas "FORGIVE ME MAMA" text painted on it just like the NCR ranger helmet

ummm, what???

instead of thanking veterans at christmas dinner these past couple years ive been giving thanks towards our brave <1yr hrt soldiers out on the frontlines. salute the bravery of you girl, absolutely fucking up your makeup and wearing that cheap wig. you are me and i am you and i love you.

I think the Internet should do a full information refresh every year tbh. i think we've learned having an infinite record of all past actions and statements from every human being on planet earth that exists forever in the perpetually-growing mawlike soul of the machine is maybe a bad thing

my main source of hope for the US to pull out of the total death spiral rn is that for every 1 transgender person falling into despair there are at least 5 democrats age 40-60 who are currently typing up their 1000th online death threat towards the president of the united states bc they despise him

Affirmations for 2026: - i am fuckable - i have a net worth of $42 - i can produce my desired hormone through my thyroid glands - i can and will fuck Jim Carrey dressed as the grinch - i have positive energy and am charismatic - the cashier at Wendy's is not a secret warlock draining my life force

girl who joins a vampire the masquerade game and asks the GM to cut out all the combat and intrigue so the players can skip to the good part (the kissing)

ideally a Vampire the Masquerade game should be about a group of kindred who all are extremely bad at masking their unfathomably strange sexual tension they all have with each other and then right before they all fuck a vampire hunter or a mystical enemy from another realm arrives to fuck things up

for training purposes this call may be monitored by a girl wearing a training butt plug

there is a beauty to the last gasp flailing and grasping at straws that a lot of gals have right before they fully accept the whole Transgender thing. like, so many shaved heads and attempts to hit the gym or find a "manly" job only to end up sobbing in her room at midnight after pressing The Button

somewhere out there, the most sad and pathetic egg is making a new year's resolution to "hit the gym, shave my head, and really lock in to try and get right finally" this year. she will probably have a full break down and realize Everything in April/May. remember to be kind to her during that time

psychologically analyzing dreams isn't useful because honestly it seems like every single dream can either be boiled down to "you're anxious" or "you're horny" or both at the same time

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me when i'm male socialized: "wow i wish i was a woman"

dolls to watch out for

when i eat too much tylenol

You folks all should remember the foreign intelligence assets were masquerading as blm supporters that sowed internal division back in the late 2010s. Like full on uwu softboy TUMBLR accounts run by intelligence agencies. Its not tinfoil at all to recognize intelligence agencies Still are doing that

i love this bc its obviously written by someone who is probably a begrudging fan just like me bc it references like, characters introduced post season 20 and event episodes like the mass shooter one

good point however i already sold the digital rights to your likeness to fortnite and now angry horny teenage boys are buying your skin in the battlepass. so i win this argument

Cheating on my work-husband by having a torrid sexuality-exploring physical romance with the kinda ugly work-mistress I have that works in the mailroom

girl named bev short for beverage

bouncing on it philly style (there is a cheesesteak)

woman who had her brow shaved down: "wow my browbone is so huge and mannish"

they're beating your ass in the qrts over in unemployedsky

You know many Twi'leks actually preferred to work for the Hutts and the Pykes and after the Jedi "liberated" Ryloth a lot of the Twi'leks willingly went back to work fair and ethical sharecropping work for the syndicates

monster movie where the creature escapes from US military containment not because of an evil scientist or prophecy or something. it just escapes because the facility had a 30% funding reduction after congress approved another 20 trillion to israel and the monster escapes pretty easily as a result

Cheating on my work-husband by having a torrid sexuality-exploring physical romance with the kinda ugly work-mistress I have that works in the mailroom

installing software

good point however i already sold the digital rights to your likeness to fortnite and now angry horny teenage boys are buying your skin in the battlepass. so i win this argument

This website is good training for me to stop subconsciously mirroring the person im talking to bc I realize now if i do that it means there's a 90% chance im mirroring someone acting much less interesting than me

I can't believe banana phone was released only 2 years ago wow time flies huh

this is the last straw julia if u don't stop posting the "i can't believe banana phone released only X amount of years ago" bit im going to have to block you in order to protect my peace...

video game micro transactions all have the energy of this achewood bit

can’t understand why women hate these guys

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At this point I'll recognize I spent several years feeding and caring for these growing tits and ngl they've come out pretty well. like it's almost a shame how little they get seen or appreciated when i think these tits came out pretty decent

riiiiight the estrogen. the estrogen for Julia. the estrogen julia injects on thursday. the thursday injection estrogen that julia is supposed to do. julia's estrogen.

im self aware that im socially well-adjusted because i can recognize that 100% of my mutuals on this site have at one point been intensely annoying but i also understand i definitely have been annoying as well at least one time before. therefore i am no better than them and the bond stays strong

showed a victorian child sour patch kids and he called me a chud

Left their trans friend in the car when going to the grimy mechanic

You folks all should remember the foreign intelligence assets were masquerading as blm supporters that sowed internal division back in the late 2010s. Like full on uwu softboy TUMBLR accounts run by intelligence agencies. Its not tinfoil at all to recognize intelligence agencies Still are doing that

i love this bc its obviously written by someone who is probably a begrudging fan just like me bc it references like, characters introduced post season 20 and event episodes like the mass shooter one