ah so i definitely missed the boat on my passport now given that i only just recently got the court order change done. guess im gonna be wearing that M on the passport and feeling increasingly more unsafe every time i leave the country

thanks for everyone who reached out and provided info or solidarity or whatnot its much appreciated hopefully this shit doesnt uh ruin me financially and mentally

me when it's time to change from the bridge riff into the final chorus riff:

The animation change half way through is killing me

broke: a dick woke: a dick in a chastity cage bespoke: a dick in a chastity cage with a strap over it

I’m only ok for four more days and then I’m going to be flat broke and unhoused without even SNAP. 😰

essentially what happened is: -Surgeon's Office sends me for stat emergency CT scan at Sutter Hospital -I get there, ask explicitly the intake nurse: "hey, this is covered and in-network, correct?" -She checks and replies "yes" -I get the care -I get billed as the hospital is out of network

im gonna have to pay this whole fucking bill arent i every single fucking part of this triangle of the Insurance Provider, the Surgeon's Office, and the Scan Location are all pointing fingers at eachother saying "ask them" and none of them have any answers

im gonna throw myself off a fucking bridge oh my god

I LOVE GETTING CHARGED 2 GRAND OUT OF NOWHERE FOR A CT SCAN TO GO TOWARDS A DEDUCTIBLE I ALREADY MET LITERALLY LIKE MONTH 3 OF THIS YEAR HAHA I LOVE THAT I HAVE TO GET ON THE PHONE AND YELL AT PEOPLE AGAIN FOR PROBABLY THE NEXT 4 HOURS AGAIN HAHA

dizzy eyes emoji is the best horny emoji and the competition isnt even that fierce with the rest

women have not ruined the workplace but they have ruined my orgasms on occasion

tgel might be working because i woke up with my mouth fully bit down on my pillow with drool everywhere after receiving the most degenerate horny dream ive had in years

i should find a cool new vice to introduce into my life and start destabilizing everything in a funny way. i think that would make me more interesting for my followers

in this current political landscape I do believe broadly you have to treat talking to journalists like you're talking to cops as in don't fucking do it.

heads up to anyone who holds trans kids near: amy harmon from the nyt is searching for and having a hard time finding people to interview to find out exactly what trans kids are doing when their care is limited or cut off, and for purposes of community safety, please shut the fuck up around her.

unfair I have to commute home and wait even longer before I play the new chapters released today

Jesus my phone battery dies so quickly now I might need to actually get something new because it can barely go 3-4 hours without getting a charge break

i’ve learned so much from the trans community here on bluesky like how you can have two dozen wives and still be a femcel

hosting a Live Aid-style benefit concert but the goal of the event is just to raise money for more trannies to live in the expensive cities together. yes all of the acts will be ur local queer bands that all kinda suck in a fun way. yes the concert will only make 5 dollars. yes there will be drugs

meeting up with a trans woman who just got prescribed tgel: "hey congrats on your cock starting to work again girlie"

Zohran says you’re trans now

Years of running ttrpg tables have made "hell yeah" and "okay cool cool cool..." my go to default responses whenever anyone tells me basically anything at all

if the groundhog sees its own shadow that means 2 more months of locktober for trans women

if you listened to Blue Monday by New Order as a child how are things going now after you transitioned into a beautiful woman

if the groundhog sees its own shadow that means 2 more months of locktober for trans women

let his aloof wife speak next

"in this moment of political darkness, new york will be the light "whether you are an immigrant, a member of the trans community one of the many black women that donald trump who has fired from her job... your struggle is ours too"

actually tearing up seeing a win this historic in nyc and seeing the winner actively take time to thank and acknowledge trans members of his community explicitly. like we aren't coasting along as an afterthought we're part of the coalition. 🥹

"let this be the last time i utter his name" GOD HE'S SO COOL

holy shit he's so good at speeches

A BETTER WORLD IS POSSIBLE. IT ALWAYS HAS BEEN

2026 Primary Woke Wave

you cant get a better view of the difference between 2 candidates where Cuomo lost, came out and thanked his immediate family, and then didnt mention a single woman or women in general - meanwhile zohran is hanging out backstage while every woman who worked on the camp does a tight 5 on stage

here he comes folks

he probably wouldn't have won if he hadn't started so early literally years back building up steam. this is maybe the moment to realize that the winners you'll see in races in 2028, 2030, etc are going to be people who start small and building right now. and that could be anyone. you. me. idk.

hope-posting but the Zohran campaign does indicate that there's a genuine moment in america where the nobody can win. where the big dogs and richest candidates can get rocked by people who start early and build momentum and power by working with their communities and advocating for popular changes

In Cuomo’s concession speech of New York being a place of diversity, he left out mention of gender. If you’re wondering about if the issue is about bigotry and not electability, I think that answers that

is that hasan in the zohran crowd or do i just think all muscular turkish men are hasan

the cuomo crowd is genuinely whiter than a klan rally jesus lol

he's gonna talk now god i hope he mentions israel within the next 60 seconds

the cuomo live broadcast is so fucking funny its unreal

Dying

for 2028, kamala harris promises to learn from her mistakes by running alongside her aloof wife liz cheney

And don’t ever forget it

Zohran at the rally for trans youth on february 8 ❣️ he was polling single digits.

WHAT IN THE WORLD IS HAPPENING AT THE CUOMO PARTY IM CRYINGGGGG