The Forbidden Lamp CarmesJocelin

one of the biggest consequences of having such a car-centric society is that it forces the bar for being able to drive to be low enough to allow for participation in society at the expense of the safety of everyone involved

whenever im in the food court line they call that a costco hot dog ordering a costco hotdog

"no stop dont take the photo yet its gonna take another minute or two before it gets fully hard then we can take the comparison photo next to the soda can - YES ITS GOING TO GET ENGAGEMENT ON BSKY. I RESENT THE IMPLICATION PEOPLE WILL NOT LIKE IT AS MUCH AS - A COKE MINI SIZE IS ACTUALLY PRETTY BIG"

the actors were all really good though everyone was doing their role really well

eating sour patch kids in my car trying to figure out if me being recoiled in my seat and sick while watching Obsession was intentional or unintentional

I just saw Obsession and I have no clue how I feel about it. I think I felt viscerally sick to my stomach for about 75% of the runtime and I don't know if that was the intended reaction bc my theatre was full of like, laughter and giggling and regular horror movie gasps at jump scares.

masterful gambit sire, it appears you have made an enemy of all things living. oh, and also the liches called to say you sucketh ass, sire. so all things living and the liches. and the vampires, sire. they say you dont suck, which in their culture means youre a dumb pussy. sorry, milord

if 2 replygirls ever started fighting in my post replies, i would not start discourse id instead put them both in the get-along linked collar and then id watch them eventually hate-kiss each other

i cant believe tom steyer is the first dem politician (that ive seen) to proudly and forcefully make this correct and obvious counter argument to the bigotry but im glad he did

getting into a Wallace & Gromit style situation with a puppygirl living in my house

pumping the sister stock rn wait,

getting into a Wallace & Gromit style situation with a puppygirl living in my house

whoever invented pesto i hope your pillow is always cold, you always have space for dessert, your dick/pussy is always sucked, you always get the christmas gift you wanted, you never get spam calls, your food never burns, you never lose your keys, your clothes always smells fresh

"bluesky is a bad website" skill issue if you follow the right artists you can see girls kissing with every combination of genitalia imaginable

don't do that (repost)

this must be what it felt like to be in the winner's auditorium on election night when zohran won

hey i'm poly! and have been for a minute. it's been pretty fucking great ngl, but given how much thinking and processing it took me to come to terms with that, i thought i would ramble on a soap box a little in case you find yourself feeling the same way that i did and are at all curious about it. 🧵

"you're gonna catch a cold this way!" "sure sure love <3"

"what is your dream job" young naive julia: "i really want to become a paleontologist and study dinosaurs :)" current day sophisticated julia: "any kind of job that centers around kissing women while they call me pathetic"

doing one of those cock next to beverage container comparison photos but its one of the mini-cokes you get on airplanes

fwb who only wants hand and mouth stuff >>>>>

nobody making art about trans women wants us to be women, even other trans people. they want us to be something pathetic and wrongly shaped, forever grasping for womanhood, forever failing. they want us to be the tragedy of gender made flesh.

if u are sufficiently pure of heart then u will occasionally find yourself in combat with evil wizards who attempt to destroy you with powerful spells. if you have not ever experienced a true duel with a wizard that means ur heart is lame and ur prob not going to pass the anubis feather scale test

we all deserve happiness like this

I would like to apologize for accepting the Guardian’s money for publishing my comic depicting a trans woman killing herself. I will be donating the pay I received to an lgbtq charity that has no tangible impact on the lives of any trans person you know and is mostly a no show job for some gay guy.

we killed a million people for this

fnv resonates with tgirls mostly because there's no other game that lets me live out the transsexual fantasy of nearly being murdered by a guy in an ugly suit who i hunt down across the world so we can have crazy hotel room sex while his little robot guy listens in on it all from the room next door

Every single day I'm thankful that my evil abusive ex was obsessed with only the most garbage of music so nothing of value is now "ruined" by associating it with her

"what is your dream job" young naive julia: "i really want to become a paleontologist and study dinosaurs :)" current day sophisticated julia: "any kind of job that centers around kissing women while they call me pathetic"

Gf who gets too into the sopranos and starts calling her polycule “made guys” and “the family”

odo voice "No boymoding on the promenade"

the lost ds9 episode where o'brien finally transitions

75% of my motivation whenever i pick up the pencil again and practice drawing is that i want to get good enough to draw my tabletop characters and/or my spidersona girl that i made up when i was literally like 12yrs old and definitely not dealing with some Hidden Trans Thoughts

next time u courtesy like my post u also have to send me a handwritten letter in the mail telling me how you hope i die soon

broke trans girl who can't afford her own so she has to wear her sister's old hand me down chastity cage that's like 6 sizes too big for her

*sobbing at her doorstep* please baby please just shoot me in the head and do the goofy benny voice please im begging you if u don't it's gonna stunt my transition for decades

fnv resonates with tgirls mostly because there's no other game that lets me live out the transsexual fantasy of nearly being murdered by a guy in an ugly suit who i hunt down across the world so we can have crazy hotel room sex while his little robot guy listens in on it all from the room next door

u think she posts better than me??? well just u wait until i show u just how good u could have it with me. watch. all my posts are in lowercase. im getting mad about the thing of the day. i have an esoteric and incomprehensible beef with another trans woman. im the perfect account u have to love me

In the most general terms possible I think 90% of my major issues I have rn actually relate back to my physical body and therefore I find it laughable to imagine a world where I treat it with respect/love instead of what it rightfully is which is an obstruction to joy i must dismantle and reassemble

Every single day I'm thankful that my evil abusive ex was obsessed with only the most garbage of music so nothing of value is now "ruined" by associating it with her

if Katie ever deletes her bsky account id immediately start 1:1 recreating Death of Stalin with all the other girls who would scramble immediately to fill the clout power vacuum

in my head i have a Reply Limit for certain folks here and after I hit x amount of replies in a week i have to calm down otherwise i will rationalize that im being too annoying and that you secretly hate me and my constant replying