the kind of dive where all the ingredients of your order should be in the name, like gin and tonic, or corn ‘n oil

you got a new puppy? like, a cis dog? or a sis dog?

don’t even know where the jumpsuits are coming from at this point, i found this one in the closet this morning. aspirational pre-transition purchase, maybe?

i’ve gotta remember to get my brows done regularly, i always feel so much cuter after i do 💖

trying to find a look that threads the needle between “bark for me” and “make me bark for you”

normal roommate activities (getting held down by a girl while another girl fucks your progesterone into you)

love hanging out with my girlfriend at the dyke bar while we both root for my wife and the girl she’s flirting with

everybody loves the jumpsuit life until you’ve gotta pee at the bar

winnipeg is playing san jose and i just realized that it’s the sharks vs the jets

i want a san francisco pwhl franchise almost as much as i want bottom surgery

nobody will care about this until monday, time to go to the dyke bar

critical mistake: trying to do “just one quick thing” for work at 4pm on a friday

going to get so much more into baseball now that we’re getting a wpbl team in san francisco

she’s going brunch mode

feeling better because i saw like six good dogs on the way to lunch

i’m bisexual in that sometimes i think i find a guy attractive but she always ends up transitioning a few years later

when i call you an asshole for misgendering me, i’m just acknowledging your “biological asshole”. that’s protected speech

the supreme court probably wants to overturn my marriage but sure, i can get you those slides today they won’t let me renew my passport anymore but sure, i can review your ai slop code sixth circuit says misgendering trannies is cool but sure, i can be on call during thanksgiving

another day, another jumpsuit

when a girl does people things it’s normal when a dog does people things they make a movie all i’m saying is people could be at least a little impressed when i manage to put on pants and do an office job

“biological pronouns” how about i punch you in your biological teeth

i wonder how it feels to top the mayor of new york

another day, another jumpsuit

It was absolutely like this for me. Once I finally admitted to myself that I was a woman, this flood of previously repressed dysphoria washed over me. It was nearly overwhelming. I had to cover all our mirrors like we were sitting shiva so that I wouldn't see myself.

real real real real real real real real real real real

the “i don’t have gender dysphoria” to “oh that’s what gender dysphoria is and i have a whole lot of it” pipeline

don't fumble the girl who could match your freak just because you didn't wanna come off as "weird" to her. she 𝙬𝙖𝙣𝙩𝙨 you to be weird with her

when a girl does people things it’s normal when a dog does people things they make a movie all i’m saying is people could be at least a little impressed when i manage to put on pants and do an office job

the jumpsuits will continue until morale improves

the jumpsuits will continue until morale improves

today’s leftover halloween candy bears a warning

When will America elect its first AGP trans woman 😭

this is just to say i have bitten your thighs that were on the bed and which you were probably needing to get ready for work forgive me they were delicious so sweet and so biteable

when you live together, “your place or mine?” works every time

gay sex was on the ballot tonight and faggots won. great job faggots

prop 50 called for yes the second the polls close, you love to see it

EVERYBODY TRANS NOW *synth guitar riff*

girl are you berlioz op.5? because you’re a grande messe

girl are you lou bega’s mambo no. 5? bc that man is cheating on you.

girl who makes fun noises when you push her buttons, call that a soundbroad

i bet static analysis feels good for the source code

you know shit’s about to go down when your therapist pauses and says “hold up, can i ask a question?”

jem’hadar and the holograms

“why does my tummy hurt?” she asked, unwrapping her sixth reese’s cup of the day

why have i been fucking with frozen hash browns for so long? made them from scratch today and they turned out so good

faggotry begets faggotry

girl, are you edward elgar’s ninth enigma variation? because you’re a nimrod