it’s not backwards, the shower is clearly labeled! h for “holy shit that’s freezing” and c for “caliente”

it should be illegal to make dogs make slideshows

date idea: behind the scenes tour of the dump and recycling center followed by a picnic lunch

first eye exam since starting hrt and my prescription got so much lighter, it’s wild

breaking news: biggest ai fan in the office has “i identify as a prius” sticker on his truck in the parking lot

shot day reminder! it’s the first day of fall so it’s time to break out the pumpkin spice cypionate!

should have brought a powerpoint to therapy today, catching her up on the last month was a hell of a ride

nsnyc and bsb

one of these boy bands only tells lies and one of these boy bands only tells the truth

per california civil code, earthquakes are required to give 72 hours written notice 😤

woke up in the middle of the night from an earthquake, thought “no, couldn’t be an earthquake, there’s not one on the calendar today”, then fell asleep again

laser ball removal

shaving is the worst part of laser hair removal unless you count the part where they laser you in the balls

ash and ember would be beautiful names for twins

grabbing the chocolate ice cream out of her hand because dogs can’t have chocolate (and because it looks delicious)

More people should realise almost every tall trans girl is the softest baby on earth.

happy take your dog to brunch day!

born to be a passenger princess driving is a fuck kill em all 2025 i am train girl 410,757,864,530 dead cars

born to be passenger princess forced to drive probably why i love public transit so much

happy take your dog to brunch day!

getting my piercings resized later today but what if i got new holes, too

there should be more lesbian media

she met me at the bar with a post-electrolysis ice pack 🥺

girl with like six smoke detectors on her bedroom ceiling that definitely aren’t covering anything

a chilling warning to america from 2004 !

rise and shine idiot. the beautiful world wants to see your stupid fucking face all bright and smiley on this fuckass morning

i eat my chicken nuggets the same way as anyone else, dinosaur shaped and while making dinosaur sounds

the number in the little red circle on your email app icon is your power level. you want to get it as high as possible.

girl who turns into a dog after a few drinks (somehow not me?!)

shout-out to neighborhood dive bars with a urinal in the women’s room, gotta be one of the best genders

taking the bus together is t4t-coded

i’m like if a girl was a competent adult who could be trusted with things

girl who likes bluey the normal amount for being in her 30s and having no children

i eat my chicken nuggets the same way as anyone else, dinosaur shaped and while making dinosaur sounds

Finally someone understands my Grand Project

i have seventy two thousand unread emails and i can boil water with my mind

woah did you know they invented a kind of girl who is also a dog but is also a faggot

the number in the little red circle on your email app icon is your power level. you want to get it as high as possible.

she met me at the bar with a post-electrolysis ice pack 🥺

getting a grid tattooed on my back so that the metas can play tic tac toe with bite marks

damn it why isn’t the lesbian bar open yet i don’t know if i can listen to these tech bros talk about ai and politics for another half a beer

she saw this, called me over to the couch, told me to come and look at the puppy, and pointed, so i ran over and looked. … it was a mirror

damn, graduated to face electrolysis every ~6 weeks now, feels nice

my body is a machine that turns unread emails into even more unread emails

no world where i’m going to be productive at work after an afternoon electrolysis appointment. if you need me, i’ll be icing my face at the dyke bar with a gin and tonic

shit i think i need more tattoos

i just want to love my partners and friends, feel comfortable enough in my own body to love myself, have the occasional iced coffee, and leave the world a better place than i found it and that’s violent extremism?

*Group of trans women huddling together in the camps, struggling to keep warm* Sarah McBride: "Okay but what are we going to get the Commandant for his birthday, you guys?"

i’m so normal and not any kind of cooked

she saw this, called me over to the couch, told me to come and look at the puppy, and pointed, so i ran over and looked. … it was a mirror