water so hard it leaves you feeling thirstier

If we all reply "yikes" when people post these awful caricature style AI self-portraits, it would definitely help

mixed them up and took the pill that makes you play the banjo instead

time to play new generic adhd med manufacturer roulette again and see if i get to be productive this month

taking the pill that makes you interested in the work laptop

straight up scruggsing it. and by it, haha well. let’s just say. my banjo

the feminine urge to violate causality

banjo head only

just wait until i learn how to actually play this banjo

thinking about Ring's mesh surveillance and tapping the sign

assigned “junip” by the taco bell kiosk

transitioning from hot dog style to hamburger style

football players are sisters

recursive ballsack recursive ballsack recursive ballsack recursive ballsack recursive ballsack recursive ballsack recursive ballsack recursive ballsack recursive ballsack recursive ballsack recursive ballsack recursive ballsack recursive ballsack recursive ballsack recursive ballsack recursive balls

bottom surgery (replacing each ball with two balls)

ad for girls fighting in colorful goop

You can make more friends by actually knowing where the clit is though

girl are you the new england patriots? because you’re looking desperate for a first down

why do the players not simply eat the ball?

football but they flip a coin to see which team’s quarterback is replaced with gritty

superbowl ad: got piss?

she’s not mad, she’s just disappointed

asking my surgeon to put the clit on the bottom

quarterback hound x coach handler toxic yuri

chili cheese weetabix at the superbowl party

Rip Freud you would've loved transbians

happy saturday, lesbians

everyone should go DIY and use the money they save to eat more cheese and ice cream

oops, my trough levels are 409 pg/mL. maybe i need less estrogen for once

dog bowl full of condoms at the t4t party

happy saturday, lesbians

bruises in the shape of her knuckles 😵‍💫

this is your sweetwater rep calling, i see you bought a banjo last night? …is everything okay at home?

back on my hong kong french toast grind

november surgery date makes me feel like i kind of have to do locktober this year

holy shit, i just got a surgery date!! november!! i'm getting a pussy for thanksgiving this year!!!

the beating outer wilds to literally buying a banjo pipeline

letters finally approved as of this morning!! just waiting on the surgical scheduler to confirm a bottom surgery date now 😌

this is your sweetwater rep calling, i see you bought a banjo last night? …is everything okay at home?

breakfast of champions

neovagina 3.11 for workgroups

look you’re the one who asked a dog to write verilog what did you expect?

just one more wpath letter bro i swear just one more. one more wpath letter will fix everything

lactating gf x lactose intolerant gf

birthday cake ice cream ice cream cake birthday cake

damn, you bite your sister with that mouth?

"I wish I was a lesbian" - A Lesbian

ETERNAL PSA If you’re a cis man, but you wish you were a trans woman, you’re a trans woman.

update: the microkorg lives on my desk now and is also a midi input for vcv rack. send help.