big lad

tshirt that says "I'D RATHER BE IN A MUSEUM GIFT SHOP"

Nancy 4/24/26

got out of jury duty but I still had to waste my entire day off dealing with it 🙃 I will be having several tinned cocktails this evening

gordon ramsay: my god the service here. christ is that... is that a raccoon??? bloody hell. miss? do you know there's a raccoon in your dining room? waitress: that's just swimp, he's here all the time gordon ramsay: it's just swimp. of course. fuck me

Went to Korean BBQ for birthday dinner and saw one of my favorite things in the world: inexplicable signage

This la vida... it's so............ loca...

washing my anxiety meds down with baja blast as god intended

i've had this in my head for DAYS now youtu.be/9ZEURntrQOg?...

Artillery Witch

Agami Herons.

"and how will you be paying, sir?" I open my wallet and take out a pure black credit card that is magic and does fraud 'do you take Merchant's Bane?'

Hamtaro is better than Ben 10.

if you like pleasure, check out a pineapple Fanta

A Very Small Dog by Jamie Wyeth

u fw peesa? pepioni?

they see me rollin and rollin and rollin and rollin and I've slipped and fallen down an embankment

guys I might have jury duty this week and this is the ONE week in forever my work week wasn't actually that bad so I'm PRESSED and don't wanna do it ☹️☹️☹️

here it is if u need an excuse to not come into work:

shining force II, magazine screenshot, mega drive (1995) archive.org/details/mega...

Georg Gerlach (German, 1874-1962) Gartenblumen, 1913 Oil on canvas 108.5 x 108.5 cm Private collection #art #painting #artist #BlueSkyArt

Fantasy of a Certain Cat (2004) by Japanese artist, Tokuhiro Kawai (born in 1971). Oil and tempera on board #art #painting #artist #BlueSkyArt

Reference for this artwork:

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it always warms my heart when mutuals remake or make an alt and follow me 🥹 you DO like me!

This is what’s going on outside when we’re at work

hello kitty café plushies 💫

GARFIELD: LASAGNA WORLD TOUR EKO SOFTWARE 2007 PS2

by the nuts of bofadeez

yesterday my coworker called me an "angry little gnome"!

With arse wide open

i have sooooo many episodes of this drama left to watch before it leaves netflix on the 20th but... eepy

garlic & herb chicken tendies!!

Goblins: Four Loko Gold, MexSnax corn churritos

Hi

Digital Dance Mix Vol. 1 Namie Amuro (Saturn) (1997) 2/4

kakakakaka

some of y'all:

Yea, though I walk through the valley of "it’s so over", I will fear no evil: for thou art with me; thy "were so back" they comfort me.

If it’s your fiefdom how come I’ve levied a grain tax on the peasants? 👉🤪👈 Ah yes, i have the pleasure to be under your noble employ as the keeper of the coin.. yes I remember now. Apologies m’lord. I’m honoured.