i call the big one bitey

bf's mam got us a gift card for a steak place 😋😋😋

YEAH WELL THATS VERY FUCKING NICE TO HEAR

why was i born into this wicked world

Shin Godzilla シン・ゴジラ

oracle: this child will grow to become a scholar, learned in words but weak in heart (gestures to magi to take baby) oracle: this one a great warrior, fierce and reckless (gestures to general to take baby) oracle: this one will build AI into teddy bears (gestures to executioner)

disdain rocks it's like if hate was chill

Two evenly-matched males spent the afternoon lazily sparring while waiting for the bay to freeze. #BearSeason2025 #Mammals 🌿

Nobel Gundam from Mobile Fighter G Gundam (機動武闘伝Gガンダム) by Ken Otsuka

This inspired me

spiders gossiping

Please don't tell me my guess is "as good as yours". My guesses — which are educated, by the way — are worlds better than yours

Mamdani turned his haters into waiters at the table of success

I introduce myself in real life. I shake hands I say. Hi I'm "smams" they say "smams"? I say "oh sorry, I get it mixed up sometimes. On BLUESKY where I have over one THOUSAND followers I am smams. So you can just call me Smams."

CARTOON/LUMSCOTR.GIF

her: are you stupid? me:

Narcissus’s sexy revelation (1673)

Christmas tree with the cats

this is getting the most BIZARRE replies from strangers, I haven't blocked so many people in a while

Reporter to Mamdani (mocking): "Why did you fly here? Aren't trains greener?" Mamdani (with tolerant smile): "I will use every form of transit, and I want to make sure they're affordable in NYC."

all the people saying that the wicked novel is "too spicy" would never have survived back in the day. people who simply never read a yaoi lemon

"game launchers" are dogshit

Pilgrims of the Murk Dome stuff

how it feels to chew 5 gum

kael'thas????? our decor would be gorgeous and there would be fainting couches. we could paint each other's nails and plot and scheme

me irl

it's neat when one of my posts unexpectedly slaps a bit and gets over 100 likes but it's equally gratifying to get 4 likes on an inside joke among moots :3

upon the white commode i deftly sat and pondered madness

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"Fortune favors the scold." --ancient bluesky proverb

Crystal Aloha Resort (Like a Dragon Pirate Yakuza in Hawaii, PC-PS4-PS5-XOne-XSeries, Ryu Ga Gotoku Studio, 2025)

coworker told me she hid in a cupboard yesterday to get out of a social situation and v relatable

lrp: "love'n" has actually made me cry with laughter

People might not know I’m a published poet but 25 years ago I found my work compiled in a NJ student poetry book.

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Full circle

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how i’d look writing yet another name in the death note