I’ve had a nice day. Thank you all for the birthday wishes.

it’s my birthday

me after a family holiday dinner

the vibe at a family holiday dinner

if you cut all of Jim Carrey just doing improv directly to the camera in How the Grinch Stole Christmas, the movie would be like 45 minutes long.

I watched How the Grinch Stole Christmas, and I’m shocked anyone would willingly make their own movie look that bad.

DIE HARD has great lighting. Look at those blues and skin tones enshrouded in darkness, we got a light blasting through smoke in the next room to give you the contrast; you wanna know why I dunk on modern blockbusters? This is why, the visual poverty, the fear of lighting a set properly

this has the energy of someone who peaked in high school going back to hang out there after graduating

last year I showed my family The Holdovers for Christmas and my grandma turned to me at the end of the movie and said, “That was kind of depressing, huh?”

they’re going to drop Dune 3 and the new Avengers on the same day, and I will watch Dune 3 twice.

wishing a very [rat boy kiss] to everyone

for christmas i'd like to feel normal

me watching the table tennis matches in marty supreme

it’s the most wonderful time of the year

this would be the group chat with my movie pals on here if this website had group DMs

i got myself a copy of the eyes wide shut criterion for christmas

marty supreme: god forbid a white boy get a little motion

this is how I win

i’m watching marty supreme on christmas eve as the lord intended

this holiday, remember the reason for the season

i can not think of a greater honor than acting opposite of a muppet

wishing a very [rat boy kiss] to everyone

walking up to a sandhill crane and looking at them head-on results in a very funny image

a perfect holiday movie. big charlie brown energy.

Me and who

the teaser for Disney's Marvel's Avengers: Doomsday is a daring experiment... what would happen if you made a whole genre seem suicidally depressed

how i feel at the end of this year

when I played Kingdom Hearts 2 as a kid, my very religious grandma watched parts of it and at one point said to me, “Roxas is not a ‘Nobody’ in the eyes of the lord.”

therapy is nice, but have you ever gone to the movies and had a popcorn with a diet soda

we can’t get rid of movie theaters, because no one knows how to behave anymore it’s the only place in america where you have to sit quietly and focus on one thing where you can’t be on your phone

still an all-time bit

update from my dad

i saved this on my phone and have become more powerful

a beautiful, cozy movie

logging on

where did he get this fit

one day, when i was a kid, my dad, unprompted, said to me, “i’ve never connected with a character more,” and he was referring to the grinch

it’s the most beautiful time of the year

thinking about the fellas

i’m so tired of the worst people being in charge

This studio awards-season email is really matching the current mood in a way I’m not sure they intended.

thinking about these meeces

Stunning new revelation: Epstein hung out almost exclusively with guys who had black boxes where their heads should be.

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