my favorite posts about the moon

worth the wait

me when i log on

i just don’t believe anything on april fool’s day. even the legit news.

april fool’s day has been canceled

i just want a kinder world than this one

being trans/non-binary in america

you can put on What A Fool Believes by The Doobie Brothers literally any time you want. No one can stop you.

the director of the movie backrooms was born after 9/11

imagine if everyone had this level of acceptance

not to me. i love the matrix.

lol. lmao even.

masterful gambit, sir

I guess boycotting Harry Potter feels pretty trivial to me, because I'm an adult. if someone told me I shouldn't eat Gerber's baby food, I'd be like, that is no problem. I'm way ahead of you

jordan peterson and jk rowling:

anyway

i think i’ve entered my bucket hat era

when the pitt shows someone putting an uncrustable inside a blanket warmer to warm up and eat because they can’t take a meal break, only then will i call it authentic

i’m always saying this

watching the sopranos is one of the best life choices i’ve ever made

why is R2-D2 programmed to scream

hanging with the fellas

the human body was not designed to know what the worst person in the world is doing every fifteen minutes

“snake, do you think love can bloom at a trader joe’s?”

next time we should try a government staffed by people who are good at their jobs to see if things work out better

thinking about this disguise George C. Scott dons in Hardcore and cracking up

George C. Scott at the Doctor Strangelove premiere, realizing Kubrick only used the goofy takes.

Accept no substitutes:

i like that whenever anyone meets kojima, they have to make time for pictures.

i’m convinced when someone says a piece of art isn’t political, they’re either being willfully obtuse, or they’re inadvertently admitting they’re too dense to see the political message

same

they turned harry potter into streaming slop lmao

NEW: Wikipedia has banned AI-generated content.

me with AI

every once in a while, i think about this post and crack up

this worked so well for stranger things

movie about all the world's nations working together to stave off an environmental apocalypse succeeds by completely avoiding politics

Funny thing about American mass media is how woke content is broadly popular, routinely pays for itself, and sometimes goes blockbuster, whereas right-wing content is a narrow niche that rarely reaches breakeven, never goes blockbuster, and usually requires immense subsidies for it to exist at all.

this was one of the worst theatrical experiences, and i’ve had cancer

The scenes in the Lone Wolf & Cub movies where Ogami Itto punctuates otherwise quiet moments by stabbing a temple wall or sand in the middle of a desert which suddenly erupt in geysers of hidden ninja blood is some of the coolest shit anybody ever committed to film.

it’s easy to not care about harry potter. i do it every day.

if you still like Harry Potter, might I suggest becoming obsessed with The Sopranos like an actual adult

every podcast has these three guys

lol. lmao even.

the video game industry is a mess

when they tell me I'm 'crashing out' and need to 'log off'