this little fucker haunts me wherever i go

you know a movie is bad bad when the first reactions have to lean hard on “fun ride” as a compliment

As a guy with half a trillion dollars, I have lots of options: 1. Enjoy a 100% stress-free life doing whatever I please in unfathomable luxury all over the world with people of my choosing 2. Have 87 meltdowns a day on a website

He has no one in his inner circle looking out for him, no one to protect him from those who only want to exploit him.

RIP Orson Welles. You would have loved Guardians of the Galaxy: Cosmic Rewind.

just once, i’d like to see someone say about a movie, “see it on the smallest screen possible.”

i love doing community theater

I am once again thinking about John Carpenter’s Creature from the Black Lagoon, which featured a design by Rick Baker of the Gill-Man. Universal reportedly canceled the project after Memoirs of an Invisible Man fared poorly at the box office.

thinking a lot about how mad max: fury road is about rediscovering a sense of community and hope after your humanity has been stripped away by the daily viscitudes of survival in the apocalypse

every day I wake up and I’m thankful we got Mad Max: Fury Road

Happy fucking FURY ROAD day for all who celebrate.

critics are saying, “it’s a movie,” and “we watched it.”

First Reactions to THE MANDALORIAN AND GROGU Are Split, But One Thing Seems Clear... It’s a Fun Ride

take the shot

i want to kill the child

i want to kill the child

The Mandalorian and Grogu have been found dead in what is believed to be a murder-suicide pact.

Wait, you're telling me that a movie debuting a Cannes received an ovation? Did it last for a long time?

Onto Ralph Fiennes and many, many skulls!

The Brakrooms "Yeah, buddy!"

it’s silly, but i refer to vultures as “goth chickens” whenever i see them. it entertains no one else but me.

the plot of Metal Gear Solid becomes more believable as you get older and realize that yeah, your boss probably would spend millions of dollars cloning one lightly insane but reasonably competent employee rather than try to hire and train someone new

I am ready. Mandy is one of the greatest films of the 21st century.

the centrist solution to fascism

once again, just spitballing, what if we just provided for everyone's basic material needs

In a world where audiences are already fatigued by poorly executed digital imagery to the point where they equate “CGI” as “bad,” do the people glazing AI for filmmaking really fail to understand how much no one wants this slop?

AI is a plagiarism machine that’s adored by the biggest dipshits on the planet.

take the shot

The PC/Mac guys doing Ozempic commercials is depressing in a way I don't think scientists have fully described yet

evergreen

me being told repeatedly that AI is an inevitable part of the future

This is the University of Central Florida. So many people really have no idea how much kids hate this shit.

THE NICE GUYS doodle

this might sound controversial to some, but i think being an artist, writer, etc. should be a sustainable career

critics are saying, “it’s a movie,” and “we watched it.”

i love doing community theater

being alive in the present time

i’ve been really feeling this lately

there is a lot The Rise of Skywalker gets wrong. one of the most egregious things is that it gives C-3PO a big hero moment.

sorry to bring this back but

Alan Moore in the Observer Q&A today

why would they send alan moore merchandise from the watchmen television series

thinking about this again, as I often do

saying “happy star wars day” sounds like a threat

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