things are truly off the rails

I shared this meme with my boys chat as a sort of anthropological study. And each man had an attachment to the events listed here. But we’d never admit it.

My partner is a Vet and I’m going to spend all day worried because I know they’re performing surgery on a Guinea Pig today and I want it to be okay.

Today marks 4 years since Palestinian-American journalist Shireen Abu Akleh was shot & killed by the IDF while reporting in the West Bank. Both the Trump & Biden admins have failed to get justice for her killing. [1/2]

Philadelphia Area Dads release joint statement: “We are going to ruin the holiday for everyone.”

In a “branding session” with potential agents and they asked me for a tagline. I said “If Hamlet could deadlift 535 pounds” and they came up with “Nick Offerman meets Jon Bernthal.”

What’s a good couples game for PS5? My partner wants to play something with me!

Not to get all NPR over here, but it is *insane* that over the past 8 years, Sixers owner Josh Harris (also of the Epstein Files,) turned the city’s politics into a bloodbath over an arena he *never* intended to build, and profited off the gutting & closure of a 500-bed safety net hospital.

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History (Johnny Manziel Hype) always repeats itself. First as tragedy (Shedeur Sanders Hype), then as farce (Diego Pavia Hype).

After studying business and economics for 3 years in a masters program, I’d like to say this is what we call “very bad.”

new zealander everlee wihongi was due to meet with her lawyer yesterday. then ICE moved her to their most notorious tent facility in texas: 3000 people, highest death rate, most sexual assaults. and today, she disappeared off the system. please RT: www.webworm.co/everleehasdi...

Crazy what the league did to the Sixers for microdosing what the Thunder have been doing for the last 6 years now.

The Sixers are being put down.

Miley Cyrus Rebel Yell RATM Maggie Farm Rina Sawayama Enter Sandman Jeff Buckley I Know It’s Over

Happy Mother’s Day

There is no more powerful argument against remaining on Twitter than seeing these dispatches from leftists you sort of recognize from ten years ago who don't realize they are morphing into Pat Buchanan

Deandre Ayton is biblically bad

As an ex vegetarian, I have so many great recipes I can just whip out for my partner since they don’t eat meat. And every time I blow them away. Fellas it’s important to be versatile.

A month ago I determined I must walk at least 15k steps a day and now I just generally feel so much better all the time.

Once again very frustrated by the fact that years (decades) of bad faith smears of pro-Palestine activists as antisemites has allowed for actual antisemites to go completely untouched by mainstream criticism.

James Harden loves to pull people in with that one game every series before absolutely shitting himself.

Do not say “Tobias Harris” to me.

Under communism there will not be cruises ships.

BBall Paul and Jared McCain hooping is physically paining me.

Happy Birthday John Brown I wish you had access to nuclear weapons.

Even 3 years ago you would’ve been called a wacky conspiracy theorist for saying the Democrats are a controlled opposition who lose on purpose.

More than 20,000 workers, mostly from the Global South, have been stranded on commercial ships since the outbreak of the U.S.-Israeli war on Iran. Homesick, unpaid, and running out of food and water, they lack the visas to disembark in any of the Gulf countries near the ships.

During his 1.5 terms, Trump illegally bombed Afghanistan, Syria, Nigeria, Yemen, Venezuela, and Iran (January 2020) without facing basically any institutional or international backlash. Can’t blame the man for thinking he was Teflon. One country just finally had enough.

The proud people of Puerto Rico should be given Self Determination before we make them watch a 7 win MAC team.

This is appropriation of French Culture!!!

Got a “go birds” at Jury Duty. I love serving my community.

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I’d say I’ve been through 2-4 messy, emotionally exhausting breakups in my life and the Jared McCain thing feels worse than all of them.

I don’t want to speak ill of any specific actors because it’s a hard job. I will say that of all the Euphoria actors, the only ones whose work I’ve really enjoyed are Zendaya and Hunter Schafer. Cuckoo is one of my favorite horror movies of the last few years.

Five Decembers by James Kestrel

In the 2026 draft, the guys I really loved were Caleb Downs Reuben Bain Eli Stowers Sky Bell D’Angelo Ponds Pat Coogan

Good call! No shade to ultimate, which is a really good game!

Boring answer: A Few Good Men More exciting Answer: Michael Clayton Wacky Answer: Devils Advocate

Sign of persistent American cultural dominance but also football is far more aesthetically pleasing to watch than frisbee

In terms of pure acting excellence, the answer is HUD In terms of my personal enjoyment, it’s SLAPSHOT

Wow maybe video games really are dying

Give me 10 thumbs

Guys please entertain me I’m in a waiting room for jury duty. Friday morning Ask Me Anything.

One of the funniest people alive

There should be a second line for people at coffee shops who have adult orders.

There’s something deeply sad about the state of the Pittsburgh Steelers. True purgatory team.

As a member of the woke left, I think it’s far more likely that a bunch of people hate the president enough to do these kinds of things than it is that the Trump administration is competent enough to stage anything.

A message from my dear friend Tasneem: "The bombardment in Gaza has not stopped, and there are martyrs reported on a daily basis." She's raising funds to get her family to safety. They need to cover the travel coordination fees which are very high. No amount is too small. Please give if you can. 🙏