That reminds me I haven’t posted my favorite porno ad of all time on here yet

This thread is comforting in the sense that it’s assurance that everything has always been as stupid as it is right now

Shawshank redemption has the weirdest cultural position of any movie. If you think it’s a bad movie you probably don’t like good movies. If it’s your favorite movie of all time you probably don’t like good movies. If you like good movies you have probably never thought about it for more than 5 mins

Were the plot parts and the scary parts of welcome to derry written by different people or something? The scary parts are so good and the show is so bad

Very sad to hear about Leslie Lee, chronic illness is such a motherfucker

i'm sorry to have to relay this, but Leslie Lee III has passed away. if you can help with his family's expenses, please read on. they need the help right now.

Enjoying a little delicacy I like to call “toddler dinner” this evening

I will never get tired of this being a 15 minute walk from my house

Silicon Valley executives have something fundamentally wrong with them psychologically exhibit one million

patton oswalt has been suspended from bluesky for saying that megyn kelly should be fed to a woodchipper for justifying the sexual abuse of minors

you will never get me to learn about olivia nuzzi. instead i'm reading the completely insane, several thousand word profile of laura loomer in the new yorker

last year for christmas everyone in my family bought everyone else a nespresso machine and this year for christmas everyone in my family is buying everyone else a waterpik

truly insane how much more casually rude people have become since covid. not just young people either.

you frankly love to see it

I sometimes feel like they don’t want to end poverty or reduce inequality because they believe they’re entitled to a class of people they can prey upon

It rocks that all 20 people who genuinely think the Olivia Nuzzi stuff is interesting have editorial discretion at major media outlets. Just publish your group chats

notably i've seen people use the words "false accusations" in reference to CK or Ansari, guys who didn't dispute the allegations against them people will pretend an accusation is false when really they don't object to the behavior & don't want to defend that position

replies point out this is the dynamic for literally every cultural shift that has been considered liberal overreach for the past decade - BLM, Covid restrictions, etc

Is that a threat

comedians are sort of like the philosophers of today (annoying white men many of whom are pedophiles)

Today is a good day to remember, and to say, that the #MeToo movement was right, and was righteous, and has been vindicated over and over again. There was no overreach. There was no excess. There was no they-went-too-far. So much work remains to be done.

It’s insanely funny that the main thing about Clinton in the Epstein emails is an explicit denial that he went to the island

It's so interesting that in the name of practicality we are urged to avoid any practical action; in the name of redemption we are urged to exonerate people who have shown no interest in redemption; in the name of civility we are urged to overlook the cruelty of those who scorn all civility

I guess I’m glad it’s coming to light and all but I do not like living in “true detective season one if everyone had a head injury” world

renters insurance got me two brand new laptops cuz my house got broken into twice it is so worth it

i was supposed to go see die my love tonight but instead i got sick 😡

DO NOT REPEAT THIS INSIGHT is my new email signature

Larry Summers had an "insight" in an email to Epstein.

a lot of these people try to spin their retrograde attitudes about gender as a form of women's empowerment by appealing to the idea that femininity has been undervalued. but they don't want to elevate the status of femininity, they just want women to be more feminine so they can undervalue them

Good 👍

a ton of students, one of my coworkers, and myself are sick rn, it's "wear a mask on the train" season folks

in a normal society youd get some kind of special commendation for having documented evidence of these people hating you

Probably one of the best things on earth is when a baby first learns what dancing is and they are bobbing around like their body is figuring it out before their brain

Man I hate when people sanctimoniously reply to stuff with “this shouldn’t be surprising to you” but your whole job is to not be surprised by this kind of thing!!

As all this disgusting Epstein shit starts surfacing more and more, I hope we don't lose sight of the fact that apparently every major media outlet knew everything and instead spent their time money and energy attacking the trans community.

genuinely very few things more satisfying than reading the kinds of emails rich and famous people send each other

Do people remember that this same NYT reporter solicited a $30,000 donation from Jeffrey Epstein for a Montessori school and then got pushed out of the Times by Ellen Pollock shortly after? And he refused to share Epstein's contact info with another NYT reporter assigned to do the piece about him.

New Jeffrey Epstein friend just dropped

jd vance post: erm mom can you pick me up? liberals are trusting the word of *checks notes* jeffrey epstein?? trump post: "THE CORRECT TERM FOR THE PRESIDENT IS EPHEBOPHILE NOT PEDOPHILE" - THE GREAT MARK LEVIN ON FOX NEWS

i remember awhile ago someone posted that it is starting to seem not only like donald trump is in the epstein files but that he may in fact be the protagonist of the epstein files

A fun exercise is thinking about how far down the presidential line of succession you'd have to go before you find someone who isn't involved in committing or covering up the most heinous crimes known to man. You have to impeach everyone until you get there

Your dog does not have a gender identity

From: Jeffrey Epstein To: Donald Trump Subject: Pedophilia Hello my good friend Donald Trump. I am a pedophile, and I know you are also. We are friends and pedophiles, together. Best, Jeffrey Epstein, famous pedophile.

This post from @moiradonegan.bsky.social really articulates the thought well because of the bluntness.

i think this is true to some extent but it's easy to underestimate the extent to which society does not really care about women or children despite many ostentatious declarations to the contrary

God hit Abbot with that tree because he hates him and he lived because God hates the rest of us

The government getting economic data from DoorDash is a thing I would dream about and then go “wait was that real or in my dream” around 2 hrs after waking up