Is that a threat

comedians are sort of like the philosophers of today (annoying white men many of whom are pedophiles)

Today is a good day to remember, and to say, that the #MeToo movement was right, and was righteous, and has been vindicated over and over again. There was no overreach. There was no excess. There was no they-went-too-far. So much work remains to be done.

It’s insanely funny that the main thing about Clinton in the Epstein emails is an explicit denial that he went to the island

It's so interesting that in the name of practicality we are urged to avoid any practical action; in the name of redemption we are urged to exonerate people who have shown no interest in redemption; in the name of civility we are urged to overlook the cruelty of those who scorn all civility

I guess I’m glad it’s coming to light and all but I do not like living in “true detective season one if everyone had a head injury” world

renters insurance got me two brand new laptops cuz my house got broken into twice it is so worth it

i was supposed to go see die my love tonight but instead i got sick 😡

DO NOT REPEAT THIS INSIGHT is my new email signature

Larry Summers had an "insight" in an email to Epstein.

a lot of these people try to spin their retrograde attitudes about gender as a form of women's empowerment by appealing to the idea that femininity has been undervalued. but they don't want to elevate the status of femininity, they just want women to be more feminine so they can undervalue them

Good 👍

a ton of students, one of my coworkers, and myself are sick rn, it's "wear a mask on the train" season folks

in a normal society youd get some kind of special commendation for having documented evidence of these people hating you

Probably one of the best things on earth is when a baby first learns what dancing is and they are bobbing around like their body is figuring it out before their brain

Man I hate when people sanctimoniously reply to stuff with “this shouldn’t be surprising to you” but your whole job is to not be surprised by this kind of thing!!

As all this disgusting Epstein shit starts surfacing more and more, I hope we don't lose sight of the fact that apparently every major media outlet knew everything and instead spent their time money and energy attacking the trans community.

genuinely very few things more satisfying than reading the kinds of emails rich and famous people send each other

Do people remember that this same NYT reporter solicited a $30,000 donation from Jeffrey Epstein for a Montessori school and then got pushed out of the Times by Ellen Pollock shortly after? And he refused to share Epstein's contact info with another NYT reporter assigned to do the piece about him.

New Jeffrey Epstein friend just dropped

jd vance post: erm mom can you pick me up? liberals are trusting the word of *checks notes* jeffrey epstein?? trump post: "THE CORRECT TERM FOR THE PRESIDENT IS EPHEBOPHILE NOT PEDOPHILE" - THE GREAT MARK LEVIN ON FOX NEWS

i remember awhile ago someone posted that it is starting to seem not only like donald trump is in the epstein files but that he may in fact be the protagonist of the epstein files

A fun exercise is thinking about how far down the presidential line of succession you'd have to go before you find someone who isn't involved in committing or covering up the most heinous crimes known to man. You have to impeach everyone until you get there

Your dog does not have a gender identity

From: Jeffrey Epstein To: Donald Trump Subject: Pedophilia Hello my good friend Donald Trump. I am a pedophile, and I know you are also. We are friends and pedophiles, together. Best, Jeffrey Epstein, famous pedophile.

This post from @moiradonegan.bsky.social really articulates the thought well because of the bluntness.

i think this is true to some extent but it's easy to underestimate the extent to which society does not really care about women or children despite many ostentatious declarations to the contrary

God hit Abbot with that tree because he hates him and he lived because God hates the rest of us

The government getting economic data from DoorDash is a thing I would dream about and then go “wait was that real or in my dream” around 2 hrs after waking up

I feel so badly for people who were taught how to read wrong. Man, reading is cool. I love knowing what words mean and how to put them, roughly, in order. Horrific to withhold that from a kid and future adult

In a horror movie when the car won't start You give it one last try In a horror movie when the car won't start You give it one last try

Short version: Trump: I'm dismantling the Constitution, building a paramilitary fascist army loyal only to me, blowing up the US economy for my billionaire cronies, and destroying the planet. Schumer: Okay, but you have to extend subsidies for corporate health care Trump: No Schumer: Okay

I know we all have valid reasons to hate pelosi but he’s absolutely right

Going back to the back doctor tomorrow because I will never be free from suffering

Quality graffiti fix here

this has to be the single greatest image in the history of sports

People who are scared of big cities have it backward. The closer you are to your neighbors the better you are at seeing them as human. The people who are scared of “random shootings” in the cities are also sniping lost teens in their driveways in the exurbs.

cannot begin to imagine the amount of groveling replies to this from comics lol bsky.app/profile/eric...

ever since I learned about three-cueing I've developed infinitely more patience for replies on social media. mfers literally do not know how to read. people are walking around conjuring random meanings into words they don't know, and they don't know a lot of words. it's crazy

To be ideologically consistent it’s required to be pro both HAMILTON and Zohran’s musical foray (me) or neither but not one without the other

lots of bad things about the pervasive culture of influencers but one that drives me the most crazy is that younger people say "gifted" instead of "given"

i like the guy but im tired of people pretending zohran's rap career isn't hugely embarrassing

and, not to get too grand, but “crowd out instead of cut out” is just good life advice, far from the pantry. works for all kinds of changes we want to make.

i feel like i have extended my life by several years via having dropped any expectations that the democrats might do their jobs sometime around 2018. im just gonna continue not giving them a dime, voting for primary challengers, and giving chuck schumer's house the finger when i walk by

Every time someone’s like “put that in the louvre,” my head now goes “and then steal it from the louvre, the security password is louvre”

Wait do I have it correct that Joyce Carol Oates said Musk was a shell of a man with no joy in his life and he totally saw it and said "No I'm not" and now he's searching the titles of different movies he likes and replying "great movie"