hey does anyone know where i can read a profile of some dumb asshole that fell for a reality show hosts bull shit and it took a decade for them to realize theyd been duped? oh every day in every major publication? awesome thanks

I'm so disillusioned, I almost don't even care who gets the FIFA Peace Prize next year

I just realized this means we have a center forward who scares a European opponent so much they're doing lawfare to try to get him off the field. How far we have come

’”I’m Olivia Nuzzi.” “I’m Mike Lindell.” “I’m Benny Johnson.” “I’m Rudy Giuliani.” “I’m Clav.” “I’m Bronze Age Pervert. Those stories, plus Curtis Yarvin, tonight on 60 Minutes.”

JOKER: Not so fast, Bat-JERK! My LAUGHBangs will leave you BLIND as a BAT! BLUESKY BATMAN: Oof. Many people suffer from reduced vision. Not funny. JOKER: It's like, it's a pun. It's just wordplay. BLUESKY BATMAN: Sorry if I'm not in the mood for "jokes" while SCOTUS shreds our constitutional rights

I think there's actually a useful difference we can draw here. Namely: there is incrementalism that comes from pushing wherever possible (and with whatever levels possible) to make progress toward a maximalist demand, versus incrementalism that's positioned as an excuse for setting minor goals

Fascists are not welcome at this party. Get lost

you'd think a political party largely based on I've Got a Pool Guy He's The Best would be better at this

Every text I send my friends includes a brief bio of myself in case they forgot

I am under fucking attack

Don’t worry Abdul, we’ll get you home soon.

This is the treatment every person brigaded at work by right wing trolls deserves

It’s wild how much Brad Keller stinks

ELMO WANTS TO SEE SOME HOME RUNS

Robert Ebert’s review of Downfall in 2004 was as absolutely masterful as the movie itself. #history #wwii #skystorians #extremism

clear goal of republicans in these states is to, in the words of carter glass, “eliminate every Negro voter who can be gotten rid of, legally, without materially impairing the numerical strength of the white electorate.”

One of the most clarifying passages I've ever read on what "polarization" actually means in the U.S."

there is something genuinely clarifying and useful about this kind of stuff. they are totally hoods off and proud of it, which means we should not hesitate to describe them accordingly

*incredible* ten minutes for this rule

I’m gonna have anxiety dreams about this

Exactly one year ago today:

a couple of 0.2 WAR guys

I’ve always had a soft spot for Vince. I think it is because I watched this entire game with my Dad. It was the first time we had done that, & been giddy about it, in years. Thanks, Vince. Go Phils.

Bump.

Perhaps Magyar's most important promise, and the one that certainly resonates with voters: "never again a country without consequences!" The crowd chants: "To prison! To prison!" [with the corrupt officials of the outgoing government]

It is 1854. American right-wing nativist WASPs fearmonger about Catholics handing the nation over to the Pope. It is 1960. American right-wing nativist WASPs fearmonger about Catholics handing the nation over to the Pope. It is 2026. American right-wing nativist WASPs fearmonger about Catholics ha

Least surprising development ever.

Happy Easter.

“‘Even today, there are those who believe their authority is limitless, thinking they may use or abuse it at their whim,’ it said, pointing to Saint Francis of Assisi as a reminder that ‘every person in authority will have to answer to God for the way they exercise their power.’”

I love when a mascot stands in reverence for the anthem.#DingerHonorsAmerica

Just so you understand, this is as if you prepared for argument in front of a panel that included Cookie Monster, and Cookie Monster asked you a question about cookies, and you had not thought about cookies in advance.

“Your Honor, this case is about a Dingus. Specifically, Dennis Dingus.”

I’m not an expert about this or anything, but shouldn’t he not be acknowledging that the new ballroom has a big military complex underneath? Just a thought.

If a judge told me this, I’d walk out of the Court, immediately forfeit my license to the bar, & pick a new career. I am not exaggerating.

Go birds

Go Birds

This is how you write.

this particular line is maybe the best statement of purpose i have seen for those of us who want a more militant opposition to this administration

CHOTINER: And the pizza place, what’s it called? ME: Dominos. CHOTINER: Right. And you can order from your laptop? ME: Yeah. Well, I can also use my phone. Sometimes that’s quicker. CHOTINER: And all the food in your fridge and pantry. When do you eat that? ME: Now hang on a second,

Woke 2 🔜

Unmarked car, no lights or police insignia. Masked armed men leap out. Victim not in the act of committing any crime. This is not how a serious federal law enforcement agency acts in a free society. How is this not supposed to be a “right wing paramilitary force loyal to the regime”?

i think trump should be mortally afraid that protests are turning out 2-3% of the coldest cities in america in the dead of winter when under federal occupation

Every single time a Trumpist says “the rhetoric of the left is putting people in danger,” wave your middle finger in their face, because they are lying shitbirds without any principles.

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To understand Miller you need to understand that his core political strategy is “evil works.” He thinks the bad guys in history are cool because they feel strong and hurt the weak, and that’s what he wants to do. He’s roleplaying the villain and his only solution to any problem is “be more evil.”

Honored that in his last days of fame and fortune at CBP the disgraced Gregory Bovino chose to attack, among others, me.