having spent almost a week in Portland earlier this summer what the fuck are they talking about, man. delightful city with kind people everywhere.

I have returned from the chicago suburbs unscathed but my blood is half popcorn and movie theater snacks so maybe a little scathed

about to see the original WICKER MAN in the theater. it’s okay to be jealous, I would be too

the suburbs

I come to you live from the chicago suburbs, where I will be for the next 12+ hours to see a bunch of horror movies. yes my life rules

It is really funny that Jimmy Kimmel Live showed more moral fortitude and adherence to a system of values than Columbia University

call me the baba yaga the way I be slaying these romanians

RIP Kaleb Horton kalebhorton.ghost.io/2025-so-far/

Mr. Steal Your Girl/Chair

watching THE NATURAL for the first time. redford was two years younger than wilford brimley in this

almost responded to someone online being weird/argumentative with a “k” but instead, since they don’t follow me, I‘ll post about how good I am for not doing it

My pal Carla Bruni wrote this book and it's a lovely, vernacular guide to the lovely, vernacular architecture of America's loveliest and most vernacular city.

While documenting unfolding events two journalists sheltering behind a van were directly targeted by ICE agents firing pepper balls. One round struck a woman in the nose, leaving her bleeding. 9:00 a.m. September 25th outside the Broadview ice facility

Why do headlines say "norms shattered" when what is meant is "laws broken" or "Constitution violated"?

whenever the bio is a bit long

call me the baba yaga the way I be slaying these romanians

is your name immanuel because I fucking kant stand you

Also @unraveledpress.com took a pepper ball straight to the temple — they've been out here every fucking day and you should support them with $$$

There are SO MANY people braver than me here, but every person standing up makes a difference

Shooting at people who are 20 feet away behind a fence. Real brave assholes

my friend @leighkunkel.bsky.social is infinitely braver than the editorial board of every major american newspaper

What I was filming when they shot me

They ambushed us — came around the back of the car where we were legally documenting and shot me in the back of the head and straight to the face and burst a blood vessel in my nose. I'm OK but the disdain and violence these people are just reveling in is horrifying

open all three, let the tiger do your work while you exercise and rest

“when I was young, school wasn’t so tough, it must be the phones that—“ it’s the shootings, dawg. nobody regularly tried to kill us in school. we didn’t have active shooter drills. every kid now has low-grade ptsd from being forced to go somewhere they might die and seeing that adults won’t do shit

“sure, I’ll watch the appleTV show INVASION, why not,” says local man who’s clearly given up

if you dont stop calling us nazis we will have the secret police disappear you to a slave labor camp

he can’t keep getting away with this

I have a new kids' science book coming out! Bug Explorers! A Bug Book for Kids is perfect for preschoolers and kindergarteners in their “bug phase,” it's chock full of backyard bug profiles so kids can learn all about the creepy crawlies out there in the world. 🐛🪲🦋🐜

if u think 5 stories is too high anywhere in CHI-FUCKING-CAGO you should be told to get the fuck over it, and then the proposal you're complaining about should be upped to 7 stories

thats right

about to see the new paul thomas anderson film. expecting it to be very light hearted and joyful, a classic romp, if you will

CHOTINER: And the pizza place, what’s it called? ME: Dominos. CHOTINER: Right. And you can order from your laptop? ME: Yeah. Well, I can also use my phone. Sometimes that’s quicker. CHOTINER: And all the food in your fridge and pantry. When do you eat that? ME: Now hang on a second,

CHOTINER: And you thought it would be funny to do a fake interview by me? ME: A lot of people have, so CHOTINER: You were looking for engagement? ME: Well, to make someone laugh I guess CHOTINER: How many likes and reposts did it get? ME: That's, uh, not really the metric...look can we start over

sitting in a very badass chair at the music box

they’re calling it the coolest a middle aged man has ever looked

going to the illinois dmv anyone need anything

Claudia Cardinale and Robert Redford dying in the same week puts the world in a hotness deficit not seen since at least the 19th century

bow to your king 🎃

fyi THE LONG WALK (2025) whips ass. go see it

CHOTINER: And the pizza place, what’s it called? ME: Dominos. CHOTINER: Right. And you can order from your laptop? ME: Yeah. Well, I can also use my phone. Sometimes that’s quicker. CHOTINER: And all the food in your fridge and pantry. When do you eat that? ME: Now hang on a second,

Isaac Chotiner has invited me to sample some delicious Amontillado wine and I don’t know guys but I think I’m going to come out of this interview seeming like *quite* the wine expert

back in my day we just called this journalism school

god didn't rapture you because you disagreed with his taste in films. seems rough but he's the Grand Projectionist, whatcha gunna do

Me at a The Wonder Years concert

what time is the rapture because I wanna make sure our after party has enough snacks

my mom took tylenol and that’s why I’m handsome as fuck

you mean st. petersburg?

based off how weird those fuckers are the heaven they wanna get raptured to sounds lame as hell man. no way dude I’m fine here