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yelling at my driver to "punch it" but the "it" is Gillian Welch's classic album TIME (THE RELEVATOR) on compact disc

life makes a lot more sense when you realize the guys posting with a car as their avatar believe they are the car

was it really a myriad

calling most of the men I run into "big dog" has only brought joy into my life.

everyday I kill another AI book club like it's a gnat

"I didn't really even mean to go and park the Monte Carlo in the street And technically I just left it there when it crashed Now I'm scared it's there to last" youtu.be/y-P98vI8KiU?...

Salome:

staring at a note I made last night that just says "the head"

Angel Olsen, I really need you to make another synth record.

do they really say burned instead of burnt in America

Emotionally Resetting in the Costco Meat Department

imagine coming home to tell your child you are a lobbyist.

i hate it so much when people use fandomspeak to refer to my art. i don't have ocs i have characters. self publishing on the internet does not make me a fan rather than an artist

a ragtag team of failed operators, wannabe tough guys, deloused hackers, and other agents of empire charged with the task of inserting pedal steel into as many grunge songs as possible to save their nation before the nukes pop.

Ontario is overrun with ads literally stating "We are building more jails to keep you safe" so I really don't feel like my fiction is "overdoing" it

new author website from the wise and benevolent @pklawton.bsky.social new novel out in 2027. dread on order. www.andrewfsullivan.com

dangerous nights crew includes the ghost of Warren Zevon as strategic advisor.

just saw a lady pushing a propane tank in a stroller. signs and wonders.

Check this cool website I made for my fav Canadian author haha

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It's an honour to be part of a website I've loved for years (and a book I've read to pieces). It's a true gift to count @peterbcounter.com as a friend. Backrooms has been living in my mind. But it fights for space with the prior tenant: www.everythingisscary.com/screen/backrooms-silent-hill-dreams

new author website from the wise and benevolent @pklawton.bsky.social new novel out in 2027. dread on order. www.andrewfsullivan.com

Toronto real estate will do that to you.

i love predatory, carnivorous, sentient, psychically malefic buildings, structures, houses, roadways, tunnel systems, etc. things of that nature

deep cleaning the dishwasher on a Thursday night is my Grettir's Saga

Wild that stating "If your dad beat the shit out of you, he is a bad person" could be spun as a controversial statement in this day and age. Grown men taking out their rage on children is never acceptable. It deadens the soul. "My dad beat me and I turned out fine." You obviously did not, bud.

I think it worked.

will I be held responsible for the chapter solely edited to a soundtrack of Sturgill Simpson's cover of Eddie Murphy's "Party All The Time" on loop

come and have a nasty time with Steve.

Angel Olsen, I really need you to make another synth record.

"Your push notifications are off." Yes and they will stay that way, disgusting apps. Do not speak to me.

"Your push notifications are off." Yes and they will stay that way, disgusting apps. Do not speak to me.

When your toxic coworker gives you shit about a 7am cherry coke

telling my boys how unctuous they are

homemade sandwiches are so important

telling my boys how unctuous they are

editing shirtless in the dark with New Order in the headphones

viewn' towers in the orb, like a wizard when we scry, we do it right, gettin' slizzered

pre-tattoo breakfast

best editorial note so far: "Up the brutality here."

"He shrugged his shoulders" what else was he gonna shrug, bud

"This place is like somebody's memory of a town, and the memory is fading. It's like there was never anything here but jungle." "Stop saying shit like that. It's unprofessional."

True Detective Season 5 theme song youtu.be/OOACzU0banM?...

the time has come to turn 39

FOZZIE BEAR: What you got ain't nothin' new. This country's hard on people. You can't stop what's coming. It ain't all waiting on you. That's vanity.

still think it's absolutely wild to have live cameras connected to the internet inside your own home.

before you get to arrogant, make sure to run a CTRL + F on your manuscript for the word "nod"

As always, almost everything boils down to "you think you're better than me?"