the echo comes back empty

adding Calabrian chiles and tangerine juice to my Monster Zero in honour of Bobby Flay

missing the Potato Prince

those demonic trees on the property line won't prune themselves.

they're playing "Far Behind" over the gym sound system on a Saturday morning. the lads are really going through it today.

missing the Potato Prince

Machop State of Mind

wow, fucking amazing, middle management ass slavery fetish bullshit. it's so hard to book yourself a haircut or order some groceries. they built a half baked program to let you microdose the fantasy of being a billionaire who has people doing all of these things for them. i'm so full of hate rn

“They’re playing in our face.” Jess Keefe on AI “art” in Regular Mag

we get daily "Boar on the Floor" episodes on the timeline

yet another article being breathlessly shared as "essential reading" and you open the link and it's just this:

David Bowie's "Wild is the Wind" cover will kick your ass down the stairs and into the street.

computer, activate "Real Denethor Hours" playlist

Squirrels ain't got no mercy

Anyone got any big ass nonfiction titles they want to recommend? A lot of audiobook time in my future.

I regret nothing, I don't apologize, kiss my ass.

"Attract heavy cash 'cause the game's centrifugal"

Anyone got any big ass nonfiction titles they want to recommend? A lot of audiobook time in my future.

if you read one thing today, make it this absolutely devastating piece from a fact-checker who quit the New Yorker bidoun.org/articles/hou...

everything I must use to do my day job has become buggy or downright broken in the past year due to all the bullshit shoveled in by delusional tyrants. tired of people who don't actually work breaking my tools so they can listen to AI summaries of AI podcasts before driving directly into the ocean

"ChatGPT can do anything!!!" bro says to his bro on the train before proceeding to dramatically choke, cough and sputter on half the granola bar that went into his lung. Maybe this will all work out in the end.

stuff that has made my wife cry: - Wreck It Ralph II - The Lego Batman Movie - manatees - the "Zou Bisou Bisou" scene in Mad Men - sneezing

a long tradition of hitting the "close" button and then racing to jump out of the garage without activating the safety sensors or decapitating yourself.

Don’t like that the last decade and change have got me better understanding the “and then thier society became riddled with mystery cults” parts of the history books

they're calling it "lunch"

inviting all my friends to the tables, ladders and chairs match

dog getting deep into folk horror.

the veil is thin tonight, boys

planning my weekend around shawarma

when I see an article from The Atlantic I know I can treat it like a bug on my windshield.

american living room default drywall television mounted six inches from ceiling horror

This is simply untenable. There is no way forward with media and political classes captured by the right. Every time someone commits a crime you have to pray it's not an undesirable or it's purge time, then when it turns out to be themselves again they just shrug and wait for the next one.

I’m in honest awe of how casually the media & the ruling class blame & terrorize us without cause or justification, and move on without acknowledging their error. In collective memory their behavior will be justified and we will be left more monstrous than before. Never a retraction, or deescalation

rigorous six week training program to perform "We Belong Together" at karaoke, dropping the register to Roy Orbison levels.

entering the bozo zone

I wonder if what we’re seeing in punditry isn’t exactly class solidarity but the outlines of a truly heinous group chat

Gretchen got banned on here again, which seems to be just a big glowing button they have in their office at this point. DC cancelled her book. The naked hypocrisy of all this free speech horseshit is pretty grim.

something definitely lost when all your art is made by keeners who asked for more homework and the children of the rich.

author scams really going into overdrive this year. BookExcellence get the fuck out of my inbox.

Felt like doing a little fan cover

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Wow babe, this story is so legible. All the characters have names and the sentences are so short!

uh oh here come the chore jacket boys who never did chores

the falcon is pivoting to video, he cannot hear the falconer.

whole "article" is a farce, lies stacked upon lies, but I did enjoy this part.

whenever the bio is a bit long

Coffin Moon is out today. Thanks to everyone that's reviewed the book, preordered it, told their friends about it. We had a sold out event at Hollywood Theatre last night, and Broadway Books sold every single copy of Coffin Moon they'd brought. I'm so lucky. Thank you all.

taking psychic damage upon learning a child is named Barlow. my Umbreon does nothing to help counteract this.

sometimes I get tired but then I remember there are people who wake up at 6AM to spend 18 hours straight attempting to shame random dog owners on Instagram. And they aren't even getting paid.