his head was phrenologically an excellent one

I would like to see a Lee Atwater style deathbed confession…

The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5

Greyhound whines make me want to kms

@2x2l.bsky.social I require a safety assessment

I just uploaded @jasonparis.bsky.social 's recording of the segment CBS News pulled from "60 Minutes" to YouTube:

Which way western man

Yeah I had an STD test today. A Shut The Damn Hell Up test. And a lot of y'all failed

Merry Thiccmas everyone 🎄

I’m sharing a Palestinian account every day and today is Hadeel. Hadeel was studying social work before the war but she hasn’t been able to continue her education. She is the mother of 2 year old Nimr and she has chronic asthma. She has lost a large number of family members including her father.

It says not to use a heating pad with these medicated patches…well guess what I’m fuckin doing rn

Has anyone in the last hundred years been on a sleigh ride 🛷

Just take me behind the fucking shed

type of shit i'm on

These cvs heat patches ain’t shit I was a fool to betray thermacare

There are people being paid by the federal government to sit around and think of increasingly outrageous posts to titillate Nazis on the 9th most popular social media site in the U.S.

SILENT NIGHT, DEADLY NIGHT PART 2 (Harry, 1987)

Have any of you ever taken gas station boner pills

I’ve had excruciating back pain since Monday night and am now recalling with bitter regret every day of my life I wasted being insufficiently grateful for the ability to walk

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"My daughter opposes genocide and also sexual abuse. Where did I go wrong?"

Killing yourself after you have to hang out with David Brooks is a little dramatic but I get it

Back on my bullshit (eating a whole bag of candy hearts that are already on sale at cvs)

"what unspeakable crime did you commit that reshaped the trajectory of your life" would be a good password reset question

Tis the season

Taking Tylenol and ibuprofen at the same time to show my liver and kidneys I hate them both equally

these kids are hunkering down worried they're going to be killed in yet another preventable mass shooting and the pigs enter the room pointing their rifle muzzles point at them and barking orders. mainly worried about themselves over the people they're supposed to protect. fuck this stupid country.

Church uses sacred symbols to make incisive and accurate point about contemporary horrors BUT the people being criticized whine about it!

You are a pervert.

I was trying to figure out why David Ellison's face looked so familiar to me, and then I remembered...

Have you considered I'm not a pussy and can handle my shit?

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We gotta do a nationwide inquest into antisocial behavior. Leaving your dog's poop on the street. Not returning shopping carts. The What's Wrong With You initiative

Fellow winter park resident and UF grad John Morgan 💅🏼 🐊

since driving discourse is raging on the timeline, i guess it's time to reup this, the greatest op ed the NYT ever ran

Irish American Guy on Long Island: the most degenerate racist ethnonationalist bigot you've ever witnessed Irish American Guy from Queens: "lo siento the only color I see is verde papa"

pervert 👇

Busted face, busted lip liner, all around mess

Love to all my mutuals

My posts are but a mirror. If you see good posts then you have joy in your heart, and if you see bad posts then you carry misery with you. If you wish for my posts to improve, you must first improve yourself

He’s addicted…..to walkies

Bye bye empire, empire bye bye

Bro your odds of getting pussy are down 47% on Kalshi

someone had a medical incident in the last big fight scene of pacific rim 2 and they had to stop the movie. people were complaining how bad the movie was while filing past a lady getting cpr

Prayers up hustlers ❤️🙏🤲🥰