It’s my Friday

Trump: "The press conference seems to have gone well. You shot your load, Steve, pretty much, right?"

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not even allowed to write something wrong now in this perfect world sorry to all the perfect brothers and sisters out there

When people jerk me off, I kill them!

Craisin is short for crazy raisin

I can’t fucking read that pile of shit. Why are you posting to ME?

signing business deals

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1997 VHS • Mary Kay The Runway Collection 60 FPS : 1384s

my exotic lover, Cynnamyn Sugar, has flunked out of beauty school for an improbable fourth time

When your toxic coworker gives you shit about a 7am cherry coke

Toyota Trucks High Mileage Commercial FOX/KTSU 13 1993-10-31 : 30s

As a lifelong fan of the Iranian football team….

detective: you're a sick son of a bitch, you know it? that bird was your friend of 10, 12 years and you drop a big fuckin boulder on him. wile e. coyote: i swear to god man i didn't think it was gonna work. it never works. oh god. detective: nevada's a death penalty state.

waiting for the next discourse

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dragon gate detail, golden dragon golf, north myrtle beach, south carolina, 1985

Neutral

We're crazy for Merlin the Duck, the unofficial mascot for the 2026 World Cup 😍 Here's his story, and we cannot get enough of it.

The signal reaction notification made him italic

“I been kicked outta better homes than this!”

This is so fucking funny, I’m sorry.

Why isn’t professional back scratching a thing

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maybe he’s in the saw trap

Thrilled to report the Arizona Rattlers CHUG CAM appears to be sponsored by an intervention and recovery center

Lyrics like what ?????

KXAS-TV 10pm News Segment (November 17, 1987) : 321s

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Dude Curaçao has a smaller population than Macon, Georgia and the most popular sport there is baseball and they just scored a goal on Germany at the World Cup

I 🩷 this David Hockney collage of Billy Wilder.

"americans are greedy, fat, xenophobic imperialists" true but that's a mirror bro. I don't have to take this from another yakubian monstrosity

One of the things about the Lauren Southern story is that her reactions after being raped by Andrew Tate aren’t unusual. A lot of people think, maybe subconsciously, that they’ll never be raped. A lot of people, maybe subconsciously, blame victims. Unlearning this is key to combatting rape culture.

“Scots discovering tailgating” could be a real Prometheus stealing fire moment

That's the trick, isn't it? The selfishness of our society doesn't allow for considering that "the life you save may be your own." Healthcare. Pollution. Climate disasters ongoing. Gender and sexuality. The list is endless.

Because what can you even fucking say

What’s the inverse of “a conservative is a liberal whose been mugged by reality” Because it’s a bleak, bleak thing to see someone’s horrifying ideas make contact with an even more horrifying reality.

There are Knicks fans wearing their Sunday morning better than this guy

as tired as I am I still managed to brush and floss, the government should send me gifts

going 1 of 2 in the clutch

listen I only turned this on in the last fifteen minutes but Wemby is the greatest French war criminal since Napoleon. basketball courts are now battlefields.

I want the Knicks to win but I don’t want to see happy celebs :/