I go to work and all day long I think about punch the monkey. I hope the other monkeys have accepted him

Normally this would be a 24/7 news story and instead it's like the 47th craziest thing happening right now.

we get to watch brigadoon, the music man and mr hollands opus while my piano teacher cries in the corner when Richard Dreyfus sings beautiful boy

THE OUTFIT (Flynn, 1973)

On this day we salute you, President Davidson 🫡

Idc what anyone says soda is a grocery staple 😤

publix has buy 2 get 1 free for the cherry cokes and it ends up being worth it but 11.59 for a 12 pack is so evil

RETVRN

Every presidents birthday should be a paid federal holiday idc if they’re shitty we need more holidays

The strongest never wavers :3

My favorite part in pretty woman is when she gets to drive the lotus

his ass is NOT watching the movie

🙂‍↔️

He thought it was going to be a real walk instead of a bathroom break bc of the rain! He mad!!

Curling Bisbee, ND

yesterday while on foot patrol I saw some eyes looking at me from under a bench. I investigated and found a Gilmore Girls vinyl and I posted a joke in a signal chat and someone checked it out, determined it was a dumped stolen package, and got it to the address. so uh yeah I think we keep us safe

all my most expensive products running out at the same time so I’m digging around in jars and bottles like some goddamned criminal

🎶 baby we can do it, take the time, do it right 🎶

steve winwood (but he's on the island): ♩ bring me a child's blood ♩

❤️🫶🏻🥰😍

concerning

Vinegar Valentines were a trollish reaction to the valentine craze of the 1840s - these mass produced cards consisted of a mean poem and nasty image and were sent anonymously. The mail system at the time required the recipient to pay for postage so you'd have to pay to be insulted!

Happy Valentine’s day, built in kickstand man

Someone for everyone

hope everyone has a nice weekend

Will you be my valentine?

Time for romance 💝 💘 🥰

This piece of shit was allowed to move freely in this country last year

"You boy, what day is this??"

Even on the love holiday I am being persecuted for my beliefs (smarties are good)

that’s right

Reading about lead poisoning and now lots of things about my family are starting to make sense

Some good news for anyone depressed about the world right now: the kakapo are getting it onnnnn thespinoff.co.nz/science/13-0...

@borglum.bsky.social can’t keep getting away with it!!!!

DRUG TIGER (So, 1993)

I love how Uni looks like he can’t believe the bowl is empty

More than 400 people, including hundreds of citizens, were “sorted” at gun point into racial and ethnic groups by 200 ICE agents who fired flash-bang grenades into cars with people inside, pointed guns at children & demanded their zip tied parents not comfort them. apple.news/Ausdx6kWtT0e...

Why can’t you send pics in dms??

@borglum.bsky.social see?!

I am doing a Brother check-in. Showing support for one another...I need SIX men to post, not share, this message to show you are always there if someone needs to talk. Pretty sure I know who will.

they think cameras will stop me from stealing, they are mostly right