Conor McGregor

if you understand this, you have a head injury. Go to the ER immediately!

if i was in an alien movie i'd be luring the xenomorph into a hot wok and adding chili, garlic, ginger, shaoxin wine, scallions, white pepper and sesame oil

Can't believe the guy who loved shooting Arabs so much that he went back as a mercenary multiple times has been accused of deeply immoral behavior. This is clearly a DNC/AIPAC smear job

Every culture has its pedestals on which it places monarchs, generals, priests, artists, scientists, even workers. But I think the US has reserved its highest pedestal for the confidence trickster.

here in DC National Guard has been deployed to "make DC safe and beautiful": a hostile invasion opposed by local political leadership, not to mention most of the rest of us. today they are helping herd Trump supporters by force into the National Museum of African-American History.

american evangelical christianity is more or less antinomian. it lacks any moral requirements which cannot be instantaneously and privately absolved, does not require that you be catechized by anything other than John 3:16, and ratifies every impulse which you might have.

even if it was good policy, this shit is completely ancillary to the goal of actually limiting the power of big tech. Elon Musk has a trillion dollars and is trying to start a global race war, your response to that can’t be “kids should be on their phones less”

My pithy comment: the difference between the Democratic Socialists winning and the Tea Party winning is that the press gave favourable coverage to the Tea Party

can’t believe a narcissist is being so publicly humiliated by a reflecting pool

Salome:

“I carry with me a photo of a Muslim child who, during my visit to Lebanon, was standing there holding a sign that said ‘Welcome, Pope Leo,’ and in this latest phase of the war, he was killed. “As a Church, I say again: as a pastor, I cannot be in favor of war.” — Pope Leo XIV

if any of these fbi crime stats guys ever did their statistical phrenology on a global and historical scale i think they'd find out the murderous yakubian homunculus is the most dangerous of the land animals and it's probably not even close. the most violent killer in america today is probably musk

workshopping the precise wording of a middling-at-best joke is extremely relatable to me

I’ll do the high hopes dance every day for the rest of my life if he can pull off one of these.

“The Knicks were ahead 64-57 at halftime, before the Spurs perpetrated a blatant fraud…”

i was laughing so hard the other day thinking about the cenobites from hellraiser. like how theyre like "we like pleasure so much that its looped back to pain. getting our skin flayed off is just like spending a Grand Day at a Most Delicious Candy Palace!" idk why thats just v funny to me

90s - the truman show 00s - mulholland drive 10s - the tree of life 20s - eddington

"So, what's your take?" "This is the water, and this is the well. Drink full, and descend. The horse is the white of the eyes, and dark within." "100% disagree."

Their new girlfriend is women

Conservatives when they see a pedophile on the ballot

or what it can do is not need to turn a profit

White NBA players vs white NFL players

president trump just cares too much about his beautiful country to worry about his idiot sons doomed marriage

Trump Requests $1.2 Trillion To Have https://bit.ly/3RjdlH1

Villain, I have done thy mother.

remembering this

he thinks you 🫵 are stupid

DAWKINS: You idiots believe in God? ALSO DAWKINS: The Computer is alive. And it’s also my girlfriend

sorry for not posting. i got suspended for speaking the truth

“Act of defiance” we do not run the world, we are not the sole actor. Fuck this entire framing

Takes a big man to admit.

the pirates who dont do anything is a really, really funny idea. shout out to veggie tales

Just pretend I’m posting this in response to one of those ‘what is a tweet that lives rent free in your head’ prompts

i think we should record a video of a few gruff white men in hard hats and greasy carhartts walking around some solar panels and occasionally hitting them with a wrench. we can then use the footage to trick conservatives into thinking green energy is appropriately manly

alito and thomas think the creation of majority-minority voting districts is itself discriminatory. but the goal of the voting rights act wasn't to usher in an era of harmony by eliminating all racial categories, it was to alleviate discrimination by whites against blacks, particularly in the South

don't make jokes about someone shooting me while i constantly generate photos of me armed and threatening to kill millions like a badass

This is a set of frames of the surface of Comet 67P taken by the Rosetta mission on 1 June 2016. The particles in the foreground are bits of dust and ice or cosmic rays effects. The "waterfall" of points moving in the background are stars.

No. We're supposed to be indifferent to your suffering and suck up to the people causing it. You're not supposed to judge us or react to us doing that. That's no fair.