pete hegseth heard the term friendly fire and was like "i like friends :)"

theo von on joe rogan: bro these rich pedophiles are sending the poor to war just to enrich themselves even further theo von on his own podcast: today i am interviewing the ghost of jeffrey epstein

i'm not joking

mom update: she needs to work on her bedside manner

can someone please tell me what auschwitz is

BREAKING NEWS: pam bondi announces posthumous pardon for jeffrey epstein: "his place of residence proves he could never have raped children. they're literally called the virgin islands"

critical support to kristi noem's husband. i bet he blew up once abreast of what happened

can someone please tell me what auschwitz is

There’s a new NYT connections out that’s supposed be nuts

neil gorsuch when the case is about native americans for some reason

Going outside but shaking my head the whole time so people know I don’t agree with what’s going on

I bet “president” joe BRANDON loves April fools… because he is one! #funnymondays

"river or sea. call it"

yeah

time to break out the covid memes

wow! 100 likes! thank you so much

@jaketapper.bsky.social you make me sick

your grandparents voting for reagan

i think it's awesome how For All Mankind got someone to play the real-life human being of deke slayton and then decided to make him homophobic

Truth nuke

NOOOOOOOOOOO

which decade is worse: the 2000s or the 2020s? #beccasquestion

imagining emanuel/harris 2028

it's al gore's turn. i'm #stillwithhim

you have to vote for someone on this list and you can't kill yourself. who are you picking?

this the look the crazy parent gives their child right before smothering them with a pillow

you have to vote for someone on this list and you can't kill yourself. who are you picking?

why did twitter just recommend me 3 al gore 2028 posts in a row??? and why did i like them

when the language has phonemes

ok but do you dry yourself off in the shower or do you step outside of the shower first

oh shit finnish is a PHONETIC language? damn. i'm out

israel is an exact replica of the crusader state of jerusalem. they speak a fake language (french, hebrew), have a leader with a weird-ass face (baldwin iv, netanyahu), and get their shit kicked in by genius muslim leaders (saladin, obama)

israel is an exact replica of the crusader state of jerusalem. they speak a fake language (french, hebrew), have a leader with a weird-ass face (baldwin iv, netanyahu), and get their shit kicked in by genius muslim leaders (saladin, obama)

mr beast is spiritually israeli

google dot com how to short oil market

druski

this is what i would do if i ever went on piers morgan: start with my microphone volume really low so they have to raise it. then every time someone interrupts, crank that shit up to 10

trans people were too powerful. if they let a trans person run the 100m dash they would finish in negative five seconds. get three of them together and they could beat the 1992 dream team

who the hell is Emelbee Siezon?

hey @pentagon you missed one

what the fuck is an FA 18

i dont know much about autism but im pretty sure that image is definitionally incorrect

ok turns out like 9000 people have made this joke already

I mean.... When you get a White Nationalist Nazi racist to miss the Black guy... You've got to be tired of all your winning, sir.

trump: "iran gave us a wonderful wooden horse. one of the biggest wooden horses ever, they said. we must allow it within our walls"

the fact that every republican, including the richest man in the world, is coming after hasan right now makes me feel like his method of doing politics is working. they wouldn't be acting this insane if they weren't scared

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