can someone tell me if this is good

holy shit pluribus. we are so back

"My father-in-law is a coder. It is difficult to get his attention in an open world environment because he is lost in wonder. We were in a GTA server together years ago and I asked him what it would cost to build it today. I will never forget his answer… 'We can’t, we don’t know how to do it.'"

ain't no way we got november 18, 2026 before gta 6

if we start using she/her pronouns for our robot slaves, i will become so much woker than you can possibly imagine. i will make anita sarkeesian look like matt walsh

guy with a prion disease: you're telling me this thing is living inside my fucking brain? doctor: no you fucking idiot. prions don't have dna so they're not living. are you stupid? is there something wrong with your head?

me in 2015: so you're saying that in your time, baja blast is sold in convenience stores? me in 2025: omg stop asking that. i'm trying to tell you about the rise of fascism

does anyone know if they have trains to {{% mention "California" %}} and {{% mention "Nevada" %}}? or will i need to take a flight?

like saddam's dead-enders

why is it so hard for zionists to understand they've already lost

wasnt this guy king of the atheists like ten years ago

My chess strategy is so beyond comprehension that I don’t even need four dimensions. I only need two

they want dina boluarte back

just committed immigration fraud in the american state of texas #ilovebreakingthelaw

I feel so bad for people who can’t eat gluten. They’ll never know that it’s one of the best-tasting substances ever, better than even the most decadent of chocolates. It gives life purpose and meaning with every bite

I don’t know how but I think the sport of baseball would make a great religion

Calm. Employment. Respect. Grass. I’ve given up all chance at inner peace. I’ve made my feed a sunless space. I share my replies with shitposters. I wake up every day to an account I made 2 years ago that lead to only one conclusion.

get your damn hands off my goat

he's not beating the antichrist allegations

zohran just quoted debs we are so back

When you constantly call a popular candidate a "communist," you don't hurt the candidate. You just make communism look even better

get zohran'd idiot

when the timeline is jubilant

the break was really good for my mental health but i think im ready to fuck it up again

WE DID IT ZOH

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the last time nyc had a socialist mayor (laguardia) they turned him into a fuckass airport. mamdani PLEASE make sure you don't let any wizards turn you into an airport!

as a centrist i just want a mayor who sexually harassed 5.5 women

yall, the people on Threads™️ think this a real map or think it's a.i. 😂😂

i know i'm supposed to be taking a break from bluesky but oh my god i FOUND IT www.reddit.com/r/worldbuild...

when the soylent comes out green

alright i think i'm done here

i'm gonna say it. i dont like israel

economists be talking about stagflation like its the rapture

the worst thing elon musk ever did was convincing the world we should colonize mars instead of venus. oh shit i forgot about the nazism sorry

Meloni is living up to her Musolinetta nickname, I see.

"fuck around and find out" - republican speaking to someone who didn't even fuck around in the first place

bro ur acting like a real turkey in the straw rn

everyone is always talking about trump derangement syndrome. but what about trump language syndrome

don't worry guys. i put a rock under the front door of the capitol. we can just go over there and reopen it

dude my opposition is being straight up controlled rn

bro ur acting like a real turkey in the straw rn

unrelated but why are magazines books now

If start crashing out again you all have permission to come to my house and do this

My new month’s resolution is to stop getting into pointless arguments with people online

I love returning to my originally scheduled programming

this dank meme is so epicsauce

ME: everything in the news is fucken crazy right now it’s too much GUY WHO WENT TO SPAIN FOR A SEMESTER: i wish i went to Spain for “too” months