yeah but i do

these days it's more like "liberty and justice for OIL" #facts

wow. this is almost some kind of "opium war," and china–as always–is the villain!

giving you one more chance. paraguay. france. you know what to do

"cabo verde vs argentina is the biggest underdog story in the world cup!" paraguay vs france:

Taylor Swift has too much money and I don’t like it

oh my god everyone is so annoying all the time

God isn't real. The universe is cold and unforgiving, and there is nothing but darkness after death.

It's actually good to criticize billionaires for having too much money. It is the correct and moral position to hold.

God isn't real. The universe is cold and unforgiving, and there is nothing but darkness after death.

this is a message to god: if you let cape verde beat argentina in the round of 32 i WILL believe in you

ok now i'm starting to get annoyed. come the fuck on

what about my dad :(

fandoms ranked by their insanity in my replies: 1. bademanada 2. homestar runner 3. taylor swift

oh my god everyone is so annoying all the time

Taylor Swift has too much money and I don’t like it

they can both be self-indulgent i think

Not bad honestly

My five favorite things 😍

Jerry Efstein

hey historians! i know where the "land of the white people" is. it's called bluesky

silo is such an unrealistic tv show. america would never bomb iran

why do europeans only break with america when it comes to air conditioning. they should google israel

when i'm watching a video on bilibili and one of the commenters randomly uses the n word

bro he's literally jestermaxxing. he is NOT gaypilled 🙄

the los angeles crackers

the seattle public library for some reason

r/askhistorians, 2100: What if the UK won the 2026 World Cup? u/professionalhistoryguy: Had England won the World Cup in 2026, it would have built a global empire similar to that of the Victorian Period. Thankfully, we got the Scouring of Liverpool instead

at this point winning the world cup is the only thing that could keep the uk from civil war

non-americans talking about the world cup

i lost my keys and had to break into my apartment except i almost broke into my neighbors apartment by mistake. i'm literally killing myself i swear to god i'll do it this time

i love having ex-money

why would she say this about me :(

The Wright Brothers invented the airplane in search of a way to leave North Carolina as quickly as possible

just saw the planck length

listen to this song and tell me it's not Luminous Tines. i fucking dare you

*me reaching nirvana after seven trillion reincarnations in samsara* me: nirvana. like the band buddha: haha yeah like the band

listening to a song and i recognize one of the synth presets from logic pro

Despite her name, the Queen Mother never once served cunt

Sitting next to you on the subway: I would never sit next to someone on the subway

this is a message to god: if you let cape verde beat argentina in the round of 32 i WILL believe in you

the entire world: this is the worst world cup ever :( saudi arabia 2034:

why would she say this about me :(

- Orson Scott Card

using this to run grok

thanks for letting me know

europeans: we're just more civilized than americans also europoeans: if we lose this fucking football game i'm going to burn down the entire city of paris

euroipeans talking about the united states are so annoying it almost makes me want to be patriotic