fbi: don't make fun of charlie kirk or we will prosecute you also fbi: charlie kirk stopped the bullet because of his big fat neck. his neck was big and thick like that of a moose. the neck meat was stronger than steel itself. it was like a tree stump connecting his head to his shoulders

why is it at NYU

fbi: don't make fun of charlie kirk or we will prosecute you also fbi: charlie kirk stopped the bullet because of his big fat neck. his neck was big and thick like that of a moose. the neck meat was stronger than steel itself. it was like a tree stump connecting his head to his shoulders

which of the people on the line of succession would make the best president?

"We're gonna have a tremendous announcement tomorrow. I just talked to Bobby and Mehmet... They're doing incredible work with regards to Health, these guys, and very much other things.. and perhaps in regards to Autistics.."

wtf. trump just said that tomorrow rfk jr and dr oz are going to reveal that vaccines cause autism

Nightmare blunt rotation (For alt text users: the image is just a screenshot of en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_...)

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which of the people on the line of succession would make the best president?

you guys are so bad at this

You think autism can and should be cured you fuckin psycho transphobe

alright man

the last thing charlie kirk ever said to me was "Let the ruling classes tremble at a Communistic revolution. The proletarians have nothing to lose but their chains. They have a world to win. Workingmen of all countries unite!"

We must return to the time where men worked, women cleaned, and the studio audience laughed– oh shit wait. I'm thinking of leave it to beaver. nevermind

allies (and russia)

"booby traps"? i think they're called trans women

good flag alert!!!!!

basque fisherman: i think we should call this place newfoundland since it's new and we just found it guy: ok sounds good. and we're gonna pronounce it normally right? fisherman: get the fuck out of my dinghy. get out of my dinghy right this second.

sartre: we're running out of philosophy ideas. give me anything at all camus: uhhhh shit... fuck. uh. what if sisyphus was actually enjoying it the whole time sartre: that's dumb. foucault: *snorting a line of coke* what if the age of consent was 1

Me: nothing will ever hit my eye The moon:

Frankly I'm so stoked that sunsets have outlived the British Empire.

Oh, and to add to this, hindenberg was a liberal. The German liberals had a choice: they could side with the Leftists (socialists and communists), or they could side with the nazi fascists. They chose the nazi fascists, simply because fascism doesn't pose a threat to capitalism and white supremacy.

you're telling me a LIQUID dated these kulaks?

this is like the rise of nazi germany except everyone besides hitler is hindenberg

*looking at a sunset* me: omg it's so beautiful british empire: what the fuck is that

israel has cut off water and power to gaza in a move that many are calling "the landlord's gambit"

her: you must be macklemore in an anti-semitic Halloween costume if you think we're fucking me:

sorghum isn't a real plant. it's made up. have you ever seen sorghum? no? that's because it doesn't exist.

why does sam hyde look like that

I’m going to have a stroke

The British might be even worse at leftism than we are

There’s a government banning social media apps, actively funding a genocide, and using the police state as a weapon. That’s right. I’m talking about PUTIN’S RUSSIA *someone comes in and whispers in my ear* oh. Oh my

1920s yearbooks were always called some shit like The Laugher’s Chalice

remember when trump said that putin invaded ukraine because of biden's weakness

the fact that every republican, including the richest man in the world, is coming after hasan right now makes me feel like his method of doing politics is working. they wouldn't be acting this insane if they weren't scared

1920s superlatives: Jefferton Bigley: most likely to sit under a tree and weep Perbert Henberdash: most likely to read and walk at the same time Gumphrey Thewitt: most likely to marry a– oh shit i cant write that nvm

Going outside but shaking my head the whole time so people know I don’t agree with what’s going on

1920s yearbooks were always called some shit like The Laugher’s Chalice

breaking news: donald trump has just resigned

the internet should be entirely public-owned. no private companies allowed

a second vladimir putin has hit the un security council

jonathan glazer? uhhh i think the proper term is "sex worker"

guys i meant this as a joke. can we stop for a second guys. please just for a second

the thing they have in common is actually that they all sucked