reading this the first time made me angry. reading it the second time, and realizing trump will never face consequences, just made me sad

pluribus finale in 16 hours

Wow, I am very hopeful about the new year. Clearly.

Elon Musk is now the 24th richest country in the world

wtf y'all doing over there

the odyssey (2026)

Why not have at least one version of this we can celebrate? Bonuses points if you guess who’s first (Bongino doesn’t count).

good news everybody. that guy everyone thinks trump had killed to prevent him from testifying about how big of a pedophile the president is? turns out we had video of him dying the whole time that proves it wasn’t us who did it. and it’s very real

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let's go

lets fuckin go

I've had people legit ask me for this, so here you go folks - my 2026 bingo card. Play along at home. If any of us win, we all lose.

Awwww yeah.

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wtf why did so many of my predictions for 2024 come true in 2025

I think it's a lock

they're calling 2026 the Time of Tosk

vince gilligan went #woke :(

benjamin franklin was the elon musk of his day so probably him

well well well, its the blowjob brothers

tucker carlson looks like if a founding father got addicted to painkillers

why is she scared of the headline

this show is think my brain hard

Made a web version. Just make a copy and fill in your predictions!

tenho certeza que nesse eu ganho

Sure, why not

is there a pc case that's also a gaming chair? if not then i have my next business venture

been getting into worldbuilding lately. i need a job so bad please god i need to go outside

just when you think the struggle is over, now theres an Evil Fleet

a slightly more optimistic card from me:

(at a funeral) why is everyone wearing the epstein files

josh wardle rn

do you think the pope and charlie kirk's assassin played wordle together

The Wordle Event of December 19, 2025

alright here's mine. i might be just a little pessimistic

Just did mine. Included some definite wild cards, a handful of SF specific events, and some that are plausible but unlikely.

i have a good joke i could make but i'm not gonna post it. i just wanted everyone to know

some random reaction images that i like but never have the chance to use

white people on instagram in 2020:

Carol stops being mad at the collective long enough to understand them. This may seem like an absolute disaster for the anti-woke crowd. But, in a hopeful twist for them, she has started insisting on challenging the hive mind's preferred pronouns.

Sad to see how far CBS has fallen since Bari Weiss took over. An airplane is not a star.

kind of funny that california was named after an imaginary place from a popular book. it would be like naming a mars colony after hogwarts

starting to think there might be a lie and something that proves it

me when the guy harassing me deletes his entire account

this is still my take on the Epstein files destroying what’s left of Bill Clinton, by the way