Today is a feast day because there is still cheese somehow

OMG! you can spell almost every word from just the letters in the alphabet

Hypocrisy is when you move

I'm going to learn this, and if anyone wants a guitar based challenge for 2026, I can teach it to you too

Every single one of these guys is a straight up motherfucker. As good as it gets. youtu.be/3XzKKcC7kek

This is how I post

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Oh man. One of the coolest. RIP. Fucking love everything about this performance. youtu.be/kmOMJHAlvL0?...

Life is short but I'm not, so, yeah

Die Hard is a Bruce Willis movie

I’ve got my best guy on the case

Jesus rather famously didn't go to prison, but was nailed to a cross

How the Grinch followed you then unfollowed you as soon as you followed him back

These are sofa words, not clothing words

Fellas is it gay to not want the world to burn?

I assume 2 Unlimited had an album of one finger techno at some point

I keep the Sabbath holy, yes

god they are so purp. it rocks

What I hear when someone starts recommending shit on Netflix

How the Grinch's post-Christmas shit led to a plumber being called

AI is shit, but a capybara wearing a hat? Adorable

You going down the football .

The microbes in my sourdough starter have just held their first free and fair elections. Progress.

These tits have never been calm. Nary a pill has chilled me. Not a single horse has ever been held

RIP Genghis Kahn you would have loved so-called alpha males getting battered

The grinch is a kind of green gorilla who hates certain things

Here's the thing about "facts," I don't like some of them and I think we should ignore those.

A great bunch of lads, your ponies

Wore my good shoes but the gig was far too busy

I love maned wolves so much you don't understand

If anyone making combat robots needs a kick in the balls, just give me a shout

Bringing this energy into 2026

I could make a wolf hate me

Amplify a movie title Mission Not A Fucking Hope

If you're here for naked ladies, that's called poonscrolling

you can learn a lot from a person's favourite muppet

I thought there were only two

Back at the Premier Inn to grab some stuff and the teenager has folded the bathroom towels so neatly that it's made me cry, if you're wondering how my Christmas is going

I will die on this hill. I was woefully underprepared and the weather changed suddenly.

Only god can judge me! Or a judge. Magistrates too I think. Possibly a ship's captain, who knows what goes on out there. Could be court martialed I suppose, if I were in the forces. If I entered, like, a dance competition or something. Basically, lots of people, now I think about it. Forget it.

Can't, I'm doing wife training with the electricity board

Chicks rock too

*extremely Mac with anaphylaxis voice* Nuth

new year’s resolutions are for the weak i fulfill my vision of being the worst 24/7 365

art is cool. just do whatever the fuck. it might turn out good

The shitty brakes failed on my shitty truck, can't wait to find out how much it's going to cost me. Can they not see their own giant loser energy?

Hard to think of a movie with less cultural impact than a multi-billion dollar franchise that people talk about constantly. Maybe Sex Lives Of The Potato Men (check this before posting)

(wearing quite a large hat) Future’s made of virtual insanity, now