Side hustle?

If the percentage of artists from working class families was greater than 5-8%, I wouldn’t roll my eyes every time I discover a hot new indie band originated from a $60k / year private high school

After the apocalypse I'm going to loot so many gallons of paint. Enjoy your canned goods, I've got 3 varieties of eggshell white

Make bad art. Make uncertain art. Make indifferent art. Make confused, and confusing, art. Make uninspired art. Making bad art is the essential and irreplaceable aspect of making great art, next time

make bad art because some of the worst people you know are making even worse art and literally nothing you make will be that bad.

Virgos be so evil and so funky like the devil farted on their soul

yesterday I learned that there's a whole market segment of "masculine rosaries / rosaries for men," if you wanna know how the cope is going for MRA types who are trying to work their way up to Catholic cosplay

drinking my fruits and vegetables this morning because goddamnit I’m living out of spite you motherfuckers

Easy choice if you're a deer deciding where to buy a house

I guess you could say I’m a rags to bitches story

I will touch grass when I am dead (from underneath)

heavy of thought, fat of ass

a charcuterie board of various grievances

It used to be so much easier on the internet. You’d have a video of a dramatic chipmunk and everyone would agree it was perfect but then you could add a little lightsaber to him and everyone would go huzzah now the text is even richer

If robocop is sad, there’s not much hope for the rest of us.

Watching the cat use her steppy steps to get onto and off of my bed is so delightful. Going down is the best. You just see this little tail bobbing. It tickles me to no end.

2025 and still no research on defeating mucus. what the fuck are these medical people doing with their time. the future is bullshit

The bon jovi rest stop is "halfway there" between my house and my mom's and I think that's beautiful

Yeah, I like them thick. The thicker the better. I mean what's the point of thin sliced bologna

Same girl, same

Yeah, it's kind of like that, but this time you're standing in an empty parking lot, holding a bag of fries, and seagulls are starting to circle you

Remember that one time forever and always haunting your nostalgia

Happy birthday @lalalyds.bsky.social 🎂🎊🥳🤘

Cold, but pretty!

How delightfully quaint some of these old Devon village names are, their etymologies lost in the mists of time.

If I get bested by a troll again I stfg

Another day, another muted proper noun 🚫

If you're looking for illustrations for "AI", don't use robots, glowing disembodied brains, or computer code in empty space. Here are a some alternative suggestions:

Sure, we can call people "sweetie pie" but what if we tried out "savory pie" or "crusty pie"? Just don't call them "cream pie" at work. Actually, don't compare anyone to any pie at work. I'm not going to HR with you this time.

Lads lads lads

Father Teaches Son How To Fly Into Rage Over Completely Inconsequential Bullshit https://theonion.com/father-teaches-son-how-to-fly-into-rage-over-completely-1819575391/

Everybody stop, turn your keyboard upside down, and shake it. Why did everything bagel seasoning fall out?

Don’t ask people how they’re doing. We are bad

Braying like a donkey. Bleating like a goat. These are things that may be happening in your area

If I were a detective I'd tell every new client "I'm on the case....adilla" and then open a briefcase on my desk with a quesadilla inside

[slides u a briefcase filled with spaghetti]

our society absolutely partakes in human sacrifice it's goddamn widespread and we're not allowed to stop it what kind of hell society is that

Shits getting serious around here

Fun fact: After the success of the movie, he started calling himself Frank Oz and became a puppeteer. He's the voice of Fozzie, one of the main Ewoks.

we accept the love we think we deserve from your mom's ass

There’s a new pink Swiffer stick in case any of you guys are looking for a Christmas present idea for that special lady in your life.

It's not a crown it's a coronet. A crown would make me look ridiculous.

Huddled around a burning barrel next to the train tracks, spooning cranberry sauce straight from the can into my mouth

My #SuperlativeCannedGoo tweet from the old place is making rounds again. Support co-op cranberry growers!

Man what the fuck do you mean your brother blew up your baby

when you're talking to your coworker and they casually drop some real fucked up stuff in their life

It’s tough out there

I just showered with a lady(bug)

who says science can’t be fun

May her memory be for a revolution that lights all of our way home. ❤️‍🔥