Far future scifi where historical records of old earth are so distorted that they think Disney was a nation-state

should do something about how often i have problems a really good bowl of ramen could fix but don't prioritize access to a really good bowl of ramen

part 1 btw in case you love chronological order (i read part 1 first and i think it also slays) open.substack.com/pub/dolphind...?

i just finished reading this essay (which is a part 2 to a different one but still) and it fuckin slayed super hard and i liked it a lot so go read it plz open.substack.com/pub/dolphind...

"Can you dual wield unarmed strikes if you are playing as a character with two hands" is a question you'd THINK that D&Dlike games should have an easy time answering in a way that makes intuitive sense. And yet.

THE SISTERS OF DORLEY A closeted trans girl exploits a secret forced feminisation organisation for free healthcare. This is the free release of CHAPTER 48: MIRACLE AO3: archiveofourown.org/works/353945... Scribblehub: www.scribblehub.com/read/421879-...

Emma is one of my dearest friends and could really use the help. please donate if you can 🙏

Please help me raise money for gender-affirming surgery. I'm a disabled refugee living on a meagre income, and the money is due in July #MutualAid #helpsky gofund.me/892c79465

Oslo University Hospital claims their long process for gatekeeping trans healthcare is about reducing the risk of regret. In practice, long wait times with a high risk of being denied treatment and appointments on short notice incentivise patients to ignore concerns and just take what's offered

Oh hell yeah!! I’m bad at reading serials but I’ve been waiting to dig into this one!!

I am, tragically, behind on RCBG, but what I *have* read is an incredibly pointed satire of the most terminally-online brainworms, embodied in characters who you will want to scream at *and* comfort. It's hilarious, and cutting, and cares a lot. I'm so excited to read this!

The adrenaline spike that feels like I just escaped a dangerous situation of some kind might be indicative of how much this was the correct course of action here

I've sent a request to cancel my breast implant surgery at Oslo University Hospital Not because I've changed my mind about surgery in general, but because after contemplating why I felt hesitant about it I've realised I just don't trust the institution at all. The consultation felt off. Red flags.

You can also download a free preview of ESTRO JUNKIES here, which includes the prologue and the first two chapters of the book! taliabhatt.itch.io/estro-junkies

It's time. Estro Junkies is coming to you on May 24th!

Hate. Hate. Let me tell you how much I’ve come to hate you since I began to live [onceler gif w/ rainy filter over it] (it’s Quinn RCBG)

idk i think maybe businesses where you actually have to know how the product or service works should put people who know how it works in charge, instead of people with a degree that consisted of being hung over every lecture while watching a stock market gambler write "SYNERGY" on the blackboard

forgot to post my #RCBG drawings here

tabletop group just learned what chuuni means and immediately went "so like all your characters" i have been murdered

Urban fantasy crime mystery where the detective realizes that the real cause of crime is material conditions and the real way to Solve Crime is to kill the gods to reshape the world into one where people don't starve while there's food enough for everyone. So it switches genres to jrpg

My advice for anyone wishing to pursue a PhD is to get a head start on therapy as an undergrad

We should do an animated adaptation of Ranked Competitive Breast Growth that blows up to get hugely popular so that viewers can go "I think Isaac is transmasc" and RCBG's agenda of inflicting horrific psychic damage on trans women specifically starts running on autopilot

one of the secret metrics collected by the ranked competitive breast growth scoring algorithm, "TBC," stands for "Total Boob Count." as of yet it has never had any other value than 2.

I've straight up never seen anyone genuinely get exposed as a secret transmedicalist, it's always either "transmed is when trans person I don't like" or "they have transmed in their bio and post every day about how much they love licking the boots of medical gatekeepers"

There is no feminist way to have a butthole. End of. Simply make peace with that.

Every time a media property is rebooted you witness human abiogenesis as suddenly, almost as if from nowhere, thousands of people show up to say shit like "Actually, the way the original was accidentally made to kick you in the groin every five minutes was GOOD"

Girl who can't get into degradation kinks because nothing that can be done in bed is more degrading to her than living in a world where hegemonic manhood still exists

Rcbg chapter 32 will feature a new set of neopronouns

some of my cis friends' responses to talking about wanting bigger boobs have been all "oh but the back pain" but like i already have back pain from my horrendous posture and likely connective tissue disorder, without getting bigger boobs as part of the deal

Penis abolition. They're all clits now. Even the big ones.

While the tribunal committee recognizes gender-expansive lesbianism we do consider lesbian feminists to fail the "this is a competition for men" requirement.

"Ranked Competitive Breast Growth is feminist praxis because we're de-sexing traits typically associated with women" "Ranked Competitive Breast Growth is patriarchal because it creates a hierarchy based on breast volume" Stop. You sound like a bunch of lesbian feminists tying themselves into knots.

Anyway all this discourse about patriarchal ways to have sex is distracting from the REAL crucial battlefield of modern feminism: People having the wrong trans headcanons for Mister Fluffles, the Brungo's Adventures character.

There is no feminist way to have a butthole. End of. Simply make peace with that.

the way around this is quite simply to realize that the boundary between sex acts and non-sexual acts is socially constructed to begin with, redefine everything you're doing as a non-sex activity and then go do whatever you want together without worrying about turning it into morally pure praxis

you might think the solution to this is celibacy, but guess what? vows of celibacy are a means of patriarchal control too. it's unwinnable by design.

Yeah, the most Catholic TERFs to ever do it (moral OCD) already told us that if you have penetrative sex, the one doing the penetrating instantly becomes a man, the sex becomes hetero, and you have to confess your sins to feminist Jesus in a nun's habit. Read the sacred texts!

you simply can't have feminist sex even if you're two lesbians who've never harbored a single patriarchal thought laying side by side performing perfectly symmetrical non-penetrative acts of stimulation. you would know this if you simply read theory, heteros

Straight women appropriating lesbian culture (the sex wars)

Are blowjobs feminist. Are AMAB buttholes designed for anal. Is Gloria Steinem going to call me a bad, bag girl if I enjoy pegging

"Distraction from the Epstein files" as a talking point from neoliberal types really is revealing about their mindset that if everyone just gets super duper outraged they'll get a Watergate moment and then things will be Normal because they took out the Singular Bad Guy causing things to be Abnormal

Wonder if there's any anti-trans talking point that genuinely CAN'T be traced back to Nazi Germany, or if literally all of them have been written in German at some point in the 30s

Robot girl after happening to demonstrate that her fingers can vibrate: now don't get the wrong idea about this. It's because there's tiny rotary tool attachment points in there, for workshop purposes. I should remind you that my fingers are pretty cold since they're made of metal, and also sharp.

pain

And for our last offering of Season 1, we present to you the other side of the academic debate between "transgender" and "transsexual": Which one is more subversive and radical, and which is bourgeois and regressive @juliaserano.bsky.social figures out the true answer with us!

Thank you everyone for your support and for listening to us <3 We hope to continue bringing you accessible and irreverent breakdowns of feminist discourse in the coming year!

So for those of you confused about why the norwegian detective show on netflix is named "Harry Hole" I just want you all to know it doesn't sound that way in Norwegian. It's pronounced ˈhôːlə, and etymologically it's derived from an Old Norse word for hills.

"Actually, the AMA is wrong about their own stance, fuck you"

frustrating to have to re-up this again, but this essay has all the necessary facts to counteract today's news: juliaserano.medium.com/trans-people...

Interesting analysis, I wonder how that relates to ranked competitive- [looks at the character explicitly stated to have purple hair] okay.