I don't know anyone named "Lilith" or "Morrigan" and really have no idea why you would ask me about either of these people.

No, I don't have Katherine's number, stop asking and seriously reevaluate your priorities if that ridiculous stunt of hers made you want to date her.

Don't even ask. I don't want to talk about it.

Don't even ask. I don't want to talk about it.

I am once again reminding you all that Katarina is NOT the main character of Demon Viking Forcefem Planet. If anything, she's an antagonist.

Okay so some of you have been digging through my DVFP analysis posts and screenshotting them edited with the names swapped around so it looks like I have no fucking clue what I'm talking about, and I have to ask: Why? Is this meant to be tribunal evidence, in some way? What the fuck is this?

Wow, finally a few weeks of fucking peace. If my shitty roommates behave maybe I can spend my prize money on something else than a fucking therapist.

I am in severe and horrific pain.

The DVFP anime's marketing has been a mess, but fingers crossed, when the first episode airs it'll turn out that at least some of this is the director taking the piss.

If I just get to the bottom of mapping out the mechanics of demon estrogen I'll have solved Demon Viking Forcefem Planet. All the themes and character arcs will be laid bare before me if I just crack the worldbuilding first.

Okay. I guess there's no fucking movie. Fine. Whatever.

I think some of you need to recognize that the deep, hidden meaning of a lot of the ideas in DVFP are best explained by the "Leigh Anna-Beth has something genuinely wrong with her that comes through in her worldbuilding" theory.

It feels like the wait for the event organizers to put the movie on already has taken a literal month out of my life but I think I'm finally seeing some activity around the backstage entrance? Please just get this shit going. Jesus fuck.

Okay, I don't know where the FUCK you all got the idea that Laura and I used to "interlace toes" but PLEASE keep it to yourselves.

Furthermore, even if they DID remove the planet, the planet is already sort of incidental to DVFP as-is, so who the fuck even cares if there's no planet in some version of the story?

Some of you may still be concerned about the early leaks of the Demon Viking Forcefem Planet point-and-click adventure game adaptation, which indicated that the game would make substantial lore changes, such as removing the planet in its entirety. Having played it, I can now debunk those leaks.

Wrt. allegations that someone wrote a nearly 300-page book serving as an exposé on the activities going on in the RCBG server: The mere fact that we are being framed as "Estro Junkies" should tell you everything you need to know about the reliability of this source.

When the fuck are they showing the movie

Sigh. Please cease to dismiss Demon Viking Forcefem Planet at "goonerbait slop" just because of the premise. Citing the presence of the character who began life as a government-mandated cyborg AI girlfriend only serves as evidence of your illiteracy.

"Uhhh the layout of the accommodations for new recruits to the demon vikings are nicer than my apartment why do they even complain?" because the demon vikings are forcing them to become demon women. Did you forget that part? The highly relevant deal-breaker in joining this paramilitary rebel group?

Okay. I don't know which one of you chucklefucks started the rumor that I dated Boymoder Sephiroth, but in WHAT FUCKING ALTERNATE UNIVERSE would that even happen???? If anything, she would make a move on me and be summarily rejected. But that also has not happened.

Wrt. Alleged "transgender themes" in housetrapped: It's actually really normal for guys to find certain elements of masculine gender norms to be stifling and burdensome. Lots of guys struggle with it.

This fucking election video is taking so long I'm contemplating re-reading all of housetrapped. I could do it and be done before this guy gets to the fucking point, I'm sure.

I'm missing the new Demon Viking Forcefem Planet drop for this shit ughhhhh

Okay. If ANYONE ELSE tries to make enemies-to-lovers work in real life then I guess I have to kill the entire concept of EtL before I inadvertently fuck it after catching EtL disease from one of you

Sigh. I've only been at this stupid thing (NOT the Halloween party, stop asking!!) for like twenty minutes and I can already tell tonight is going to feel like an entire month.

The Terrifying Transvestite Talkie isn't even a particularly scary horror movie. Weird choice.

wrt previous post: disregard. was in clipboard for reasons i don't need to specify. hit ctrl-v on accident. finger slipped onto post when i was going to delete.

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I am not drunk. I have only had a couple of drinks and I am not crashing out, either. What the fuck would I have to crash out about?

The Laura worship had many issues, but I'll grant that at least it made SENSE. The absolutely deranged simping for Nichole, of all people, does not. I cannot imagine anything more humiliating than an inexplicable attraction to Nichole.

Issuing a redaction about the preceding thread. While I stand by the sentiment I INTENDED to express, semiliterate competitors took it as an implicit condemnation of Sephichole. I would never oppose the... utterly... lovely... favorite couple of the server.

The proposed "Sex acts between participants in RCBG are grounds for disqualification" rule has a real chance to significantly improve the environment of the competition, and I stand by it wholeheartedly.

"Ranked Competitive Breast Growth is feminist praxis because we're de-sexing traits typically associated with women" "Ranked Competitive Breast Growth is patriarchal because it creates a hierarchy based on breast volume" Stop. You sound like a bunch of lesbian feminists tying themselves into knots.

No, I am not going to see "The Terrifying Transvestite Talkie" at the GSA screening this weekend. I am going to be active on the server and vigilant as always, so put your ambitions of an ambush tribunal to rest.

Please cease your inquiries about whether "your buddy from two towns over" or "your internet friend from austrohungaria" can join the competition. Has your long-term memory decayed, or did you simply not READ the part of the terms and conditions that specified this competition is region-locked??

"Why are the demon vikings, who recruit from the entirety of humanity spread across the cosmos, all assimilating into specifically norse culture" ok so if you pay attention to the many blatant historical inaccuracies of DVFP's portrayal of vikings and how they talk about Ancient Gaia this is obvious

wrt. recent discussions surrounding insider trading on the sephichole betting pool: I have never been invested in it. My advice was given with no conflict of interest. Whoever took the picture of them kissing in public is a creep regardless of the "importance" of the bet.

Okay if anyone else DMs me about strats for the GSA Halloween party I am going to start launching tribunals. Do you think this mediocre movie screening has ANY bearing on your breast volume? Really? Are you dense? This is worse than the hypnosis guy. I am not joking.

Okay. Ides of March memes about "stabbing Estrogen's Favorite Princess" are WAY out of line. We went over this last year with Laura the Impenetrable. Death threats to server users, even joking ones, are a violation of the competition code of conduct!!

I, in particular, am NOT fake dating!!!! Desdemona is my REAL girlfriend, whom I am ACTUALLY dating. I have sex with her in real life.

I should add that the competition's culture of shipping real people like they are fictional characters has gotten really bizarre and creepy. What the hell is Henrigel. What the fuck do you mean by "Only In This For The Melvin TBH." WHY are some of you DRAWING Jormungknockers yaoi???

Once more, for the record: The persistent rumor that competitors are "pretending to date each other" to achieve some nebulous goal, whether online or offline, is utterly ridiculous and should be viewed with scorn. This is a biohacking e-sport with social deduction elements, not reality TV!

Ok so for the record: I did not get dumped by Laura. I dumped HER.

Your inquiries about my present relationship status have been noted. Please recognize that getting excessively invested in relationship drama is irrelevant to your mission, as you are supposed to be focusing on maximizing your normalized total breast volume.

Do not FUCKING contact me if you haven't explicitly gotten access to the proper channels for doing so.

It is beginning to occur to me that Demon Viking Forcefem Planet is never going to give us a genuine, decisive victory for the main characters.

I would like to remind you all that his primary narrative purpose was to be subjected to a process where biology stopped being relevant in the face of physics, and then get licked off ZV39's face.

Wrt. The most recent Demon Viking Forcefem Planet discourse: I cannot believe that some of you think William was unfairly victimized after constantly invoking his father's status as planetary governor as a threat. All they did was psychically project the full scope of imperial violence into his mind

"Shorting the sephichole betting pool" isn't a thing. Why do you think you can short that? What the fuck are you doing? It's not a stock?? There's no fluctuating value to it????