CHOTINER: And you’ve said you’re a lesbian. ME: That’s right, Isaac. CHOTINER: So you’re a woman and you, what, you kiss other women? Have sex with other women? ME: I do both of those things yeah. CHOTINER: That’s so cool. ME: Thanks Isaac

Is this BreadTube?

most of gen z are in or done with college, original argument aside (i think people who whine about sex scenes are weenies but also do not care) i think it's weird to talk about adults in the workforce as 'youths'

there's a big problem with the culture here on bluesky, and it's that not nearly enough people are posting about the 10 year anniversary of Carly Rae Jepsen's groundbreaking and timeless album EMOTION being this year and how awesome that is

lmao im sorry but it's so funny to get on stage and be like "yeah that variance in the human condition? the alternate pattern of thought and emotion processing involving all facets of cognition that's been observed thru history? yeah it was tylenol guys. good job. we got em. go team."

rapture happened if you can read this you are gay

BREAKING!: Wizards of the Coast to classify Tylenol as performance enhancing drug.

oh damn it's the rapture again already? time flies

my bad american airlines, i thought you were in the business of flying planes, apparently you're in the business of taxiing around LAX for 3 hours then throwing me back off

This is the biggest attack on free speech since the McCarthy era but it also has significantly less popular consensus behind it than the second Red Scare. It's being done on behalf of a minority faction led by the most unpopular president in modern history. Organizing against this can win.

American Airlines figure out how to get my plane to actually take off ever challenge (impossible)

I'm eagerly looking forward to the day that LAX discovers the concept of 'electricity' and deploys a way to access it, maybe some sort of 'outlet'

she, or they if ur nasty

If you spent even one second of the last decade indulging the free speech claims made by the American right in earnest, I genuinely think you're lacking in intelligence. I do not think you have what it takes to deliver sound commentary on American politics.

congrats to your grandma in heaven on finally being able to fulfill her fantasy of being eiffel towered by paul newman and robert redford

I think the regime is exaggerating both the popularity of Charlie Kirk and the impact of his death--I haven't had a single meatspace conversation about it.

you'd only think this if you saw the slavers as americans, and the slaves as not

phantom pussy dysphoria? meh, i can make due phantom womb dysphoria? that's the real shit. that stuff leaves me in sobbing hysterics clutching my lower abdomen 2-4 times a year

i may have moved to, fallen in love in, and fallen in love with philadelphia, but it's always death before detransition before cheering for the eagles

horrified they weren’t quick enough to keep her from spreading this kind of vile hate speech on TV. for those who don’t know, “go birds” is a coded expression of support for the Philadelphia Eagles

"We have to cancel kristallnacht 2.0 because the guy was one of the people we were grooming to take part in it" is a heck of a twist to be sure

the only freaks i care about from the atlantic are cthulu and his friends

who could have predicted an extremely online young white man raised in a culture of guns, machismo, and oppressive religion would shoot someone after being egged on by other equally maladjusted fellows online. in my america? I'm shocked

it really is astonishing how quickly it goes from “civil war” and “blood in the streets” to “wow guys it’s just a sad tragedy” when it becomes inconvenient

i have zero notes

“awful people don’t deserve to be killed, but they don’t deserve to be praised, either” is apparently a thought too complex for the pundit mind

they didn't do this when democratic lawmakers were targeted by a gunman. the mainstream media barely peeped when a Kyle Rittenhouse fan did a mass shooting at a Portland protest. Democrats and the mainstream media are just terrified of conservatives to the point where no one else's lives matter

Let me suggest that if I have tanks invade my city, that if the courts declare me a second-class citizen, that if masked men abduct my neighbors, and I go to you, my rep, and say “help me fight my persecutors,” and you say “shush, talk about healthcare subsidies,” you, too, are my persecutor

all three of my girlfriends splayed across my couch sleeping peacefully after a day spent getting one of them home from ffs my heart has never been so full

a fire taking out the entire northbound line of the bsl the day after septa agrees to raid the capital improvements fund to avoid service cuts is too in the nose. tacky writing smh.

before my gf goes into ffs surgery: im so cool, im the rock after she goes in: crying, heaving, htperventilating (nervous) waiting for her to be done: im so cool, im the rock when i get the call she's done (and it went great): crying, heaving, hyperventilating (relieved)

my gf, waking up from ffs: where's Mary? the doctor: who do you think took your bones? *the curtain draws back to reveal me with a newly handsome squidward tier face*

wait so you guys dont feel the extension of phantom wings sprouting out of your shoulder blades, nor do you feel the weight of the halo above your head burdening you with Glorious Purpose ?

"i believe the machine i treat as a mind-controlled slave is alive, and you, who do not own a machine slave, do not. i am the virtuous person here."

An interesting thing about Silksong is the way that it combines elements of the classic Metroid and Castlevania games. Could this be the start of a new genre?

i do not get mr. beast

HE COULDNT KEEP IT TOGETHER FOR 6 SECONDS????

me: "dude i fucking hate the Eagles" my boss: "haha yeah i can't wait for the SHEagles to lose tonight" me: "don't...don't make them sound cool man"

we've reached filthadelphia at record speed good job Jalen Carter

lol at my gf thinking this was about the state of the world or the mass layoffs at my job today and nah i just don't like the Eagles or Cowboys 😭

lmao 5 hours ago i woke up thinking today had football and silksong, and it was going to be a good day

while many of you are likely yelling "GO BIRDS" or "GO BOYS!" I'm yelling "GO GIANT METEOR just end it all!"

referring to metroidvanias as "hollowslop" to simultaneously piss off people who like metroidvanias, people who like hollow knight, people who want a better genre name for "metroidvania", people who are sick of the word slop being misused, and gradius fans who want to see more checkpoint recoveries

my hottest take this is accidentally a good thing and maybe it'll break some people's brains out of thinking we spend a trillion a year across the world for 'defense'. it's a war department. for war. if you don't want war, curtail the war department.

i got thrown out of an econ class because my professor was upset i didn't endorse General Pershing dipping bullets in pig's blood, and when i said that story was made up and my professor was a rube he added a 0 test score to my grade, so yes I've been pressured to align with a teacher's views before

my dnd group doesn't do dead moms, we do dead dads, and i think that's beautiful. #feminismwin

this whole speech drips with white identitarian grievance, but it's appaling that he manages to wax about 'our ancestors' and 'their struggles' and 'overcoming' for 20 minutes without even giving a single half-hearted word to the no-longer slaves. the free men who were the truest americans. monster.