Another new print for Sac Anime. See you there! #theowlhouse

Whenever something like this happens I am 1000% reflexively blaming the fan the same way I will always reflexively take the side of the McDonald’s drive thru employee

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why are you arguing on blue sky when you could be soaring through the blue skies of pandora on your majestic ikron? no really bro payakan needs you. mount up

almost serious posted. crazy. who does that.

ex infinitum that the free press is basically a rental service for rich people with estranged kids to get a zillenial to tell them "you're so smart and right and I'd be lucky to have you as a father"

“…Rep. Sarah McBride has been a big and often stubborn advocate for the big tent theory. And yesterday, just after she stood on the steps of the Capitol poured her heart out with a very powerful and personal speech about her own experience as a trans person, that big tent collapsed in on her.”

"trans people know they don't change sex" shut the fuck up

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damn christmas came early for Ford dealerships with excess mustangs in stock

not to be all :3 about this, but :3

I have repeatedly given McBride shit here at @theneedlenews.com , but that was one of the best speeches on trans dignity from a trans politician that I have ever seen.

I have reservations and criticisms on how she has navigated being trans and a congresswoman, but this speech (especially the back half) is powerful, and it does give me just the smallest bit of optimism that someone there really does, in her bones, Get It

Extremely tedious that these people always imagine their endlessly affable chatbots are women

you do not, under any circumstances, 'gotta hand it to him'

hoes dont get cold, but toes do. put them in your mouth

bra - off cardigan - on pen - hit oh yeah. it's cozy time

i think we should all commit ourselves to, at minimum, a national 3 day party When It Happens. one bottle of champagne in the back of your closet is no longer adequate. be prepared

people like "how can business tycoons think telling a machine to figure out how to do something is doing it" when they've been like this forever, it's just a computer instead of their employees now. I'm like 80% sure in his heart of hearts Mark Cuban thinks he's a Dallas Maverick

i am 0 for 4 in the last 4 months of nyc visits without the path having a major electrical failure causing serious delays, how do you make septa seem like a competent agency lmao

Trans women you have to have girls night. You have to. Do the girls night Moreover, ICE must be destroyed

Putting forth the more controversial position, ‘forcefem is funny.’

gotta love that pre-breakdown feeling, where your entire body feels stiff like you slept on it wrong and you're just kind of mildly hyper-ventilating for hours and your skin feels like it's too tight and you're pretty sure if you spilled your water you'd just start screaming. love this state.

6 months from now: "Labour equalities minister advises trans women must receive women's portions due to NHS medical best practice, but must pay men's portion price to comply with Supreme court ruling"

never date a musician ever since i started prog my girlfriend keeps saying my tits are getting 'sharper'

my advice to transsexuals is eat and be mary

i do hate that I've spent the last 20 years being told democrats can't do shit about any of these stupid crippling rules just to watch this fossilized monster do it whenever the fancy strikes him

update: i think dorley hall has triggered healing for some things i didn't know were broken

broke - getting an orchi bc dysphoria woke - getting an orchi to wear leggings to the grocery store bespoke - getting an orchi because my cat loves making biscuits in my lap and his aim is shit ow ow ow ow ow

rcbg was fine because even though those bitches are crazy, i always knew that those bitches are crazy and their brainworms did nothing to me. dorley hall on the other hand is so far absolutely the sort of thing that could fuck my brain up in the wrong way. can't wait for all the new neuroses

"u don't need dysphoria to be trans" well yeah i hope fucking not, i'm trying to get rid of the dysphoria as fast as i reasonably can, i'm not going to stop being trans once i stomp out the last brainworm

ranked competitive breast growth - come for the deranged shitpost dunking on hyper-online boymoders, stay for the heartwrenching transgender soap opera

finally reading RCBG and it absolutely is not fixing me, but it is making me better at being worse

donald trump endorsed zohran mamdani before chuck schumer lmao

i know a lot of older resist libs are former bush voters who have seen the light but you gotta reconcile that shit with yourselves, not whitewash the guys who literally built the weapon Trump is now wielding

i really dont think people understand how much of credentialist freaks east coast news/media types are

i believe people when they say linux has gotten better in the last few years. what i'm skeptical of is that linux Guys have improved. i will not use an OS where i'm at high risk of someone calling me stupid for not liking some aspect of the experience. i must be allowed to hate the computer

For my newsletter, I wrote about Olivia Nuzzi and the older men who have taken advantage of her her whole life. www.burnsnotice.com/olivia-nuzzi...

I ALWAYS forget break week

spending my morning reading trashy gossip re Olivia Nuzzi only to feel growing dread as i become more and more confident i knew her (or at least of her) in high school 😬

women are always saying “lord grant me the confidence of a mediocre man.” ok well he did. now what. is the world a better place? look at what you’ve wrought.

unfortunately this is the sickest shit i’ve ever seen in my life

everyone gets so mad at the mods here for doing basic mod shit. sometimes you gotta make a little murder joke and eat a three day ban for it. that’s life baby, there’s beauty in that.

the catholic church dreams of employees as devoted to the institution as high profile journalists. I'm starting to suspect it's a literal cult

Revolutionary Girl Utena unambiguously one of the best shows I have ever seen but also wtf actually happened I am so confused.

Another thing this email trove has convinced me of is that NYT has been actively and consciously helping Trump since 2015. It wasn't just casual sexism, double standards, and political reporting Kayfabe. They were doing catch and kill

The Edmund Fitzgerald becoming like an ironic zillenial thing proves that all 9/11 needed was a folk ballad.