There's only one man who could save US soccer

Breaking News: Team whose fans sing Country Roads has been eliminated and will again fail to win a championship (something they have never done)

Do you have time to talk about our Lord and Savior Back-to-back AVCA Player of the Year Olivia Babcock?

Ejected prematurely.

"is trump the #1 sports cooler?/does trump have more ted cruz energy than ted cruz?" the greatest thread in forums history, locked at 666 pages

Mauricio POOchettino

Okay now it's time for the real World Cup. See you in Brazil, USWNT

How many days till Pitt volleyball?

Yo.

Me getting ready to post the worst posts online blaming the pedophile president for ruining the USMNT world cup run.

Landon Donovan took way more crap for way less than Christian Pulisic has

pausa de hidratación

That the U.S. appears to have completely visibly given up after a catastrophic own goal fuck up is a little on the nose.

The USMNT? I don't know them. There is only one men's soccer team. The Pittsburgh Riverhounds.

Mood

OH NO. DISASTER. WHAT A BAD IDEA

The US's first touch is so bad it owns an island in the Caribbean.

Pulisic's match rating is as low as his favorite politicians approval rating.

Christian Pulisic sucks so bad

Dest having one of the worst matches I've ever seen someone play.

Afghanistan, April 2004

Tim Ream retire bitch

OKAY ITS OVER AGAIN.

WE ARE SO BACK

TILLLLLLLLLLLMAN

I also made this.

Knicks Game 3 particles floating around like anthrax spores

Christian Pulisic this World Cup

Play country roads and this is what you get

ITS KNICKS GAME 3 ALL OVER AGAIN. EVERYTHING HE TOUCHES TURNS TO SHIT.

LETS FUCKING GO USMNT

Feeling a big match from Weston McKennie IMO

Imagine getting the Mitch news in the middle of the USMNT match tonight. Might be a solid practice run for when it happens.

we (whoever that is) have never been more of a sports app

So that's why they call it that

bye ronaldo

Thank you Jean-Luc in the fight against ALS.

I'm not diving into that dudes quote posts again but I want to say this. I would commit violent crimes if it meant the pirates would win the world series.

This website is never beating the allegations of just being full of the biggest fucking losers of all time.

Hell yeah Anthrocon. Thank you for being part of Pittsburgh.