Finally it's raining

The WWE going from the horrible Wrestlepalooza show right into a blood money PLE in Saudi Arabia is just *chef's kiss* bad booking.

Hearing from sources close to the big guy upstairs that with the first pick in the 2025 Rapture. God is selecting Alan Alda. Lucifer is on the clock....

Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again

hello. i'm rooting for the detroit lines

Now if this man created the rapture I would be all-in

it’s a hilarious own goal because it takes the heat off abc and puts it right back on the affiliate owners when they could’ve just skated by

he tried but just could not pronounce acetaminophen so just went with the brand

SCOOP — Part of the reason Disney/ABC may have rushed to sort things out with Kimmel is because tomorrow they have a planned price increase for Disney+ streaming, a Disney source tells me. With subscriptions hemorrhaging since last week, they couldn’t risk losing more users with this announcement.

am sure this absolutely sucked to deal with but this also looks like the cover for a killer circa-2009 indie rock EP

Rosemary Kennedy was given a lobotomy.

Rain Man came out in 1988

I AM FUCKING DYING.

The Cerberus of Grifting

me rn

JUST ATE 500 TYLENOL TO IMPROVE THE AUTISM I ALREADY HAVE.

If I find out any of you reinstated your Disney plus subs now I have legal permission to give you a swirly.

Bob Iger saw all the celebrities backing out of Disney shit and backtracked so fast. Bullying works..

Lol Lmao even.

PITT stays at #5 in this weeks AVCA poll. Like I get it only playing once last week but beating the reigning national champs in Rec Hall gotta mean something IMO. That win over Kentucky looking real good right now for the Panthers. Beat SMU.

The Office. (Season 3, Episode 20)

RFK Jr. Warns Mistress That Condoms Cause Autism https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-warns-mistress-that-condoms-cause-autism/

When Chicken Tenders are half off.

I just raptured your mom.

Absolute taking a dump on this dudes congressional run will be my life's mission. Fuck Bruce Pearl.

When I don't get raptured but I bought all these nike decades.

26,000 YouTube views for Sinclair’s Charlie Kirk tribute special. Just for comparison, Jimmy Kimmel’s monologue on any average Wednesday will get between two and four MILLION YouTube views. Right wing culture is fringe stuff. It is not American culture by any stretch.

I'm ready to believe

Just a reminder before the “big announcement” today. Autism was discovered in 1911 and the modern definition of Autism came in 1943. Tylenol wasn’t widely used until the 1950s. Anyone trying to tell you that Tylenol causes Autism isn’t someone that should be taken seriously.

This is what I would draw if someone asked me to draw a Beatle from memory.

Not many, if any, schools can beat that list. Holy shit it's so good

Hell yeah, AD

Masterful gambit, sir

Grok, Is this good?

Find someone who loves you like Disney loves milking the baby yoda character for money.

Hearing reports of it's a "birds don't have teeth week". Looking into it.

Nooooooo

When you have to watch Harrison Butker miss another kick FAR RIGHT

All of the birds died in 1986 due to Reagan killing them and replacing them with spies that are now watching us. The birds work for the bourgeoisie.

where are my manners

Celebrating the life and memory of "Hell Is a World Without You" author Jason Kirk

What a touching memorial statement. I wonder how many of the deeply religious christians who were in attendance had a hearty chuckle at that ol' rascal Donald and the way he hates people.

BREAKING: BIG DUMPER REPORTED

Contract the Arizona Cardinals.

me complaining about Rogue One after finishing Andor

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