was trying to think of tweet that was stuck in my head from hearing country roads a lot recently….

at least I don't have to hear country roads again

USMNT probably shouldn’t have started Graham Platner.

Breaking News: Team whose fans sing Country Roads has been eliminated and will again fail to win a championship (something they have never done)

How old were you when you first learned that JFK didn't kill himself? Tune in this Thursday for more undeniable truth.

OK sure, great, but I don't that helps much. He's 80 years old, woefully out of shape, and probably doesn't even know the rules.

I’m sorry I hate shrimp too much to commit to the bit

I had the hotel room TV on for the entire rain delay, as soon as they’re actually about to start the race the Columbus CW affiliate switched to local news

I have never seen a post-match fireworks show set up inside the stadium. All the ones I have seen are shot from a space just outside of the stadium. I haven’t seen any news of any injuries thank goodness. What was Angel City thinking?

it’s Tattooine hot out here

Telemundo's Minions promo includes an attempted imitation (h/t @edsbs.bsky.social)

This might be Eric Adams’ new favorite concert

Minions director Pierre Coffin has confirmed in an interview that no minions have worked with Hitler because they were frozen "in that cave."

Cody Campbell make yourself useful for once

should’ve been Not Like Us

Some of you are a little too worried about a RED card in soccer and not worried enough about the ORANGE man in the White House!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Not a great economy alert! Wall Street Bets users think Palantir spiked today because The Onion story titled “Palantir Acquires Pentagon for $800 Billion” hit their front page. They’re guessing trading bots indexed the top post on the subreddit reddit not understanding source.

Clearly LeBron wants to team up with Dame, Ja, and Deni in Portland #RipCity

Maybe he just wanted to visit locations from the 90s movie Fled where Laurence Fishburne says the line “we gotta fled”

Well I certainly don’t love that

Daniil Medvedev * spins random phrase generator * Poses at Wimbledon * spins * Holding baseball jersey * spins * Declaring his Cincinnati Reds fandom

Yeah but I bet none of the Champagne for F1 is from Sacramento Kings player Domantas Sabonis

I feel like we’re going to hear people criticizing Ferrari strategy after this one and I don’t think this is a strategy problem, it’s a tire deg problem

This remote I got to replace the one for my TV that stopped working was definitely not intended for people my age/ability

Torpedoing my future congressional campaign because I ordered the Big Glizzy at Sheetz instead of two for a dollar hot dogs

You have to sneak into the games under a cardboard box. Can’t let stadium security see you

The Blazers have agreed to an Exhibit 10 deal with undrafted Pittsburgh wing Barry Dunning, I'm told. He'll be with the Blazers next month at Summer League in Las Vegas and in training camp this fall.

Different administration, different context, different guys, but I can't say how much a "we almost made this deal also, actually" report out of the Celtics front office after a big trade feels like home. In a tumultuous world and a chaotic moment, it's nice to be able to count on this kind of thing.

Corey Heim with the Michael Dukakis victory celebration

From two laps down to P2 I’ll take that

Heim Time!

The left front went down and Reddick made contact with Heim on the right side so I don’t think it’s related

Oh bummer the Anduril car having problems in the race that they’re sponsoring

These cautions take fucking forever

How has RLL gotten a sponsor called MSC and it’s on the 15

What is ECR doing that their cars are so much more unreliable than even the other Chevys

There’s no way Ludacris and Danica Patrick were in the same room when they filmed that commercial

I feel like racing on a naval base is gimmicky enough that people can’t even complain about the CW preempting banana ball

sure NASCAR okay

rip dude wipes poopsicle

poopsicle

Ronaldo playing like he ate H*llmanns

Wow Bill Belichick's girlfriend qualified for the World Cup. Good for her.

It’s Disclosure Day Day (the day I go see Disclosure Day) but first I have to make sure I’ve read the book

SOMEONE IS WINNING A USED KIA RENTAL CAR

Tracy Morgan: "New York City that's where King King died... and we told Godzilla you next motherf*cker. You, the three headed monster, the flying turtle, all y'all can all get it."

Wait is Denny Hamlin actually dressed as a Minion?