Genuinely one of the best parts of my job is that I get to wander around the Terminal. For instance I was testing out the mapping function and in the process learned that the Waffle House location with the highest revenue in the country is the one near Arizona State's campus

There is no joy in Mudville. The mighty Casey has announced a sponsorship with DraftKings and also he will be transferring to a new founder-created league called BallSmashers that is headquartered in a suburb of Riyadh. Get a discount with the code ATDABAT20

All time bangers

There were at least 10 I could've chosen that were top tier. I just remember how much I laughed reading this one...and I got "bury me loose" saved. 🤣🤣🤣

‘Tie the season

Every single one of these losers think they will grovel enough to avoid an outcome like this.

please enjoy these classic Moon Tweets™

Human beings decided one day that they would be willing to strap themselves on to a fucking rocket and go into space and that is so cool.

Man, NASA is cool as hell.

Why would I use "AI," I actually know how to fucking write

Oh, did we win in Vietnam? I wasn't aware of that.

We’re just innocent men

Well sure. But that’s across 1.5 servings

I recall a poetry prof from another life, who said that you're not a writer if you don't love words, and I don't think you love words if you're letting a computer pick them for you.

the process is part of the work. it’s not supposed to be easy. the effort creates good work. i can’t believe this needs to be explained to people who call themselves journalists.

if you don’t like the process of writing then don’t be a fucking writer, it’s not that complicated

As a Jewish historian who works at a university, I think it’s great that an administration committed to destroying “the internal globalist enemy” which is staffed by groyper antisemites is collecting lists of Jews. Can’t see any potential downside here at all.

personally I think "Federal Judge Approves Trump Effort to Obtain List of Jews From Penn" is a bad thing to read in the newspaper www.nytimes.com/2026/03/31/u...

Apparently Saint Stephen, the first Christian martyr, is the patron saint of slay.

Hell yeah. Sabrina Carpenter getting the call up.

This Trans Day of Visibility, we’re celebrating Kumi Yokoyama, a champion and history-maker in more ways than one. Thank you, Kumi, for your time with the Spirit and for living your truth! Trans people belong everywhere, on and off the pitch.

Is he… A. A DMV resident in DC to do some of his freelance work B. MLB writer at spring training C. Dad on a vacation in DC he won’t tell you happened until three weeks later

Man, this hat went quadruple platinum among the worst guys I knew back in the day.

Subscribers to the Bear Necessities should be aware that it is not exclusively a basketball blog. This offseason I'll be back with extremely different material!

Ghana, who Panama opens its World Cup against, has just 'parted ways' with manager Otto Addo. The Black Stars fell 5-1 to Austria & 2-1 to Germany this window & lost both Nov. friendlies too but lost just once in WCQ. www.ghanafa.org/gfa-part-way...

I’m thinking about disseminating an account of a baseball game without the express written consent of Major League Baseball

This delusion is also why being a referee in youth sports sucks. Every single parent thinks you’re out to get them and you’re costing their kid a chance at a college scholarship.

An NBA player was quoted on a podcast as saying if your kid is good enough to be competitive then they’re too competitive to pay to play. It was a comment on the pyramid scam of youth travel leagues. Parents lit him up in the comments. I was reminded that no one likes to know they’re being scammed.

I'm gonna say it...Chase Field is too damn big! #RepDetroit

And a hearty fuck you to B1G-minus !!!

To everyone else who make Bluesky The Place For Sports™️ Let’s go get some interior help and get these juniors a FF run.

To @accxrdingtochar.bsky.social @alongcamepoly4thew.bsky.social @cinquinho.bsky.social @hooverstreetrag.org @sportsgeek42.bsky.social @senorblanxo.bsky.social @yinkadoubledare.bsky.social @yoshfriedman.bsky.social @hjbosch21.bsky.social for bringing the good vibes for my first proper WBB season &tc

Enormous thank you to @aceanbender.com @hockeybear.space @dreamb1g.bsky.social @herhoopstats.com @hooplawyatt.bsky.social @drewhamm5.bsky.social @marissags.bsky.social for helping me become more of a ball knower and (cont’d in the next skeet)

Trans Day of Visibility is tomorrow. #TDOV #ProtectTheDolls

Sports are great because after tonight I hope this kid has a terrible final four and it’s only 50% weird

my bluesky tl has WAY more michigan wbb engagement than i ever saw on the other app, despite the fact that i follow way fewer people. y’all are my faves 🫶

Before this game mercifully comes to an end, I would like to say that the best thing about this Michigan women’s basketball season is that it helped my find so many cool Michigan fans on the official app of sports. Seriously, my TL really didn’t start popping until I found y’all through their games

Look at this asshole!

I got all my “happy to be here”s out last weekend. There is a hard ceiling on the program and the reasons for that are off the court. Whether it’s assistant coach salaries or analysts or whatever other programs are spending $2-3m more on, if we wanna be big dogs it’s time to start acting like it.

Nothing is more annoying than a coach whining about a call up 20+ 😂

The most frustrating thing about this loss is that defensively we were holding them off enough to get back into the game and we just wasted it.

I saw cherry blossoms today at least.

I think we need to back up the Brinks truck for Audi Crooks.

inventing a death penalty that only applies to people of a specific ethnicity there’s gotta be a word for that…

if the possession arrow has no haters i am dead

Yes

Notre Dame recently went back on a high-profile promotion for a professor because she had pro-choice views. I don’t expect the school to do anything regarding Ivey since she didn’t make the comments, but if she came out in support of this idea, I’m sure certain alums/boosters would have questions

Honestly, I feel much better after the second quarter. Hopeful they come out big in the second half. #GoBlue

Liv mas need to mas a little less.