Eli Deep
@elideep.bsky.social
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Trans fella. Love my dogs, reading books, and fucking shit up. Calamitous ORTBO.
Yes, the yard looks amazing. I made a fire and Freya loves it.
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about 6 hours ago
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Oops I drank beer instead of water when I did yard work and now Iâm buzzed AMA
about 6 hours ago
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I need restaurant recs for dinner for a group of six in/near downtown MPLS. I know y'all got ideas. Help a guy out.
about 12 hours ago
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cait (and adonis)
1 day ago
lol shut up
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Feds over here got me pulling for the Lynx. Solidarity with the Twin Cities.
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Nic Anstett
1 day ago
I know this is corny but being kind and friendly to strangers is one of the easiest things you can do to make your life more pleasant.
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KC Opossum or Deer now too I guess
2 days ago
I LOVE BDSM I love big dogs so much
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An instant and forever classic
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3 days ago
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Parker Molloy
3 days ago
Not sure I'm excited about the Democratic Party (they run
@factpostnews.bsky.social
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Dana Holtzbert
3 days ago
Izzy Izzy Izzy Izzyyyyy I'm beggin' of you please Don't grab my neck
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Watching this Dream game at Jolene Jolene, Atlantaâs new womenâs sports bar. This is a fucking blast.
3 days ago
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Screaming Pectoriloquy
3 days ago
Crash (1996, d. David Cronenberg)
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I love this league
#wnba
4 days ago
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Shameka đ
4 days ago
Are you NOT entertained??!!! This game has not disappointed!! Letâs goooooo!
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Helena Fitzgerald
5 days ago
[taking the deepest possible breath] the Dutch East India Company was established in 1602,
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Sometimes headaches make me really think about trepanation. I mean Iâm not gonna. I just think.
5 days ago
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Rachel Cohen
5 days ago
I justâlike, sure, being a trillionaire is cool I guess but whatâs it all for if you havenât even seen the wreckage of the titanic firsthand
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What a rush to discover that my lawnmowerâs needed repair is both 1) easy and b) free
5 days ago
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â¤ď¸đ¤BigđDawnđSummerđ§Ąđ
3 months ago
So Erin Reed blocked me over this one but Iâm going to take a few minutes to point out why this âreportingâ is so bad and repost a few times to hopefully spread the word. TL;DR Erin either doesnât understand anything about NYC law or politics or is outright lying about whatâs happening here.
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The thread oâ tweets
over 1 year ago
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How does forty minutes of basketball take two and a half hours? These refs gotta get it the fuck together.
6 days ago
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Racist ass refs. Come on. All Angel did was the too small!
6 days ago
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SKYYYYY
6 days ago
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JC!!!!!!!!!!!
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Pitch Mr. Perfect
6 days ago
There is no place like Atlanta. Crime Mob
#WNBA
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Arya Stark Astier over here doing badass stuff (do it against another team!!)
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6 days ago
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That lady cop is my fav supporting character at dream games
6 days ago
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Bless it. Number one in Cathyâs Cup maybe.
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6 days ago
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Cheers, friends.
7 days ago
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Djinn & Tonic đşđŚ đ¨đŚ đ˛đ˝ đŹđą
7 days ago
"Now that war comes to you, you feel very different. You deprecate its horrors, but did not feel them when you sent car-loads of soldiers and ammunition, and moulded shells and shot, to desolate the homes of hundreds and thousands of good people who only asked to live in peace"
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Pitch Mr. Perfect
7 days ago
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Atlanta Dream's Rhyne Howard Teases Opponent
Alt: Atlanta Dream's Rhyne Howard Teases Opponent
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I donât think we should be allowed to watch whatâs happening between Saniya and Marina rn this looks like PRIVATE stuff
7 days ago
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The Onion
7 days ago
Target Scales Back Pride Section To Single T-Shirt Saying Theyâd Do A Threesome With A Girl For Their Boyfriendâs Birthday
https://theonion.com/target-scales-back-pride-section-to-single-t-shirt-sayi-1850501108/
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Marley, a Werewolf of Wall Street
7 days ago
More goddam government overreach! đłď¸ââ§ď¸
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Barred and Boujee aka Madiba Dennie
7 days ago
they pegging out here...
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Truckstop Vigilante
over 1 year ago
My sister: we got the new calf weaned and my son can drive the tractor now so he's really helping with chores whats been up with you Me: so sometimes on bluesky ill just fucken hate someone purely bc they have like a stupid quirky profile pic and ill just fucken block em. Like its nothing
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Is the sound balance off on this league pass broadcast??? These commentators sound like theyâre inside my ass.
8 days ago
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Xavier DâLeau
8 days ago
it's tuesday.
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Iont want no sissy plant. Gimme a
8 days ago
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Air-rum
8 days ago
Basically
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JP
8 days ago
the phrase "lipstick on a pig" has always inspired a deep sadness in me. I think of the pig, looking forward to her big night out, and I bring myself to the verge of tears.
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Paul Renfro
9 days ago
Doing research in Matthew Shepardâs papers at the Smithsonian this morning. Stumbled upon Mattâs eighth-grade student identification card, which stopped me in my tracks. He was murdered about eight years after this picture was taken. đď¸
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ArtButMakeItSports
9 days ago
The Old Man and Death, by LĂĄszlĂł MednyĂĄnszky, 1895-1900 (flipped)
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LFG MYSTICS.
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Bobbi: 'Finish The Job!'
Alt: Bobbi: 'Finish The Job!'
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9 days ago
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Rebecca Lowboy
9 days ago
Letâs go, Mystics!
#WNBA
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Come on, Stycs. Yall can finish this.
9 days ago
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Trendor the Relentless
10 days ago
*sets PREV CH to the Disney Channel*
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Yall know what I donât need to be dealing with rn? Major water damage in the house. âšď¸
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