Bad fishing luck but I caught a nice crab. Trying to make a bisque for the first time. Claw crossed!

I’d rather drink carbolic acid

“Liberalism is fun the way VHS tapes are fun: the flaws of an obsolete tool become a nostalgic aesthetic.” What a great piece.

Sorry but this is the funniest headline I will read all year

Mirroring police tactics for humor. Sound on!

CHOTINER: So you're attending a No Kings protest today. ME: That's right. CHOTINER: But according to Steam, you've played over 450 hours of Crusader Kings 3. ME: Okay, well- Now hold on. That's sort of unfair. CHOTINER: Oh? ME: Sometimes I play as a duke or a count. CHOTINER: I see.

Great turnout in my tiny Florida town. #nokings

if you're trans you have to stay alive. i do make the rules

this is a good block list. use it. do not engage.

“What are you laughing at, Frog?” said Toad. “I am laughing at you, Toad,” said Frog, “because you DO look funny in your bathing suit.” “Of course I do,” said Toad. Then he picked up his clothes and went home.

literally no need for this the protesters were just standing there, not causing any problems. then here come the police, causing problems. I need @govpritzker.illinois.gov to tell these goons to go home. And if he can't or won't do so, I need to know that, too.

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One more meeting and I can go home

Learned that an anonymous outside expert on submersibles did an interview with the OceanGate Titan investigation, and they released a transcript, with all the names redacted. The first line of his first answer? "I'm sure you're familiar with my film Titanic."

Maybe after 20+ hours of sleep in 48 hours I’ll feel better

Here's a T. Rex bored to death trying to bite their own tail. My partner asked me to animate it in stop motion, after she watched a video about the very important topic of "could T. Rex chew its own tail like a dog". The puppet is still a work in progress 🦖

The fact that No Kings vexes people like Talia Jane is not an important reason to go. But it is nice, and you may have it, as a treat.

you fucked around and now the Episcopalians are doing memes. are you happy now. are you

Will I ever not be sick again? Unclear.

Sometimes I really do miss Oregon

If in spite of everything you have seen this year from ManBun, GirlDad, and Tyler Marsh you continue to be hostile to Black women coaches, then I, too, will be hostile to you: The Point God will strike you sevenfold for your sins! -On consequences of these #WNBA personnel decisions. Leviticus 26:23.

Just got to have dinner with the most influential teacher I ever had, the single best man I ever met, and my model for positive masculinity. Didn’t think I’d see him again. My heart is so full.

Halloween is coming. Stay vigilant 😤

two more meetings. i can do this. two more.

PAPER CUT ON MY TONGUE FROM AN ENEVELOPE. WHAT IS THIS, 1995?!

"I refuse to accept a world where people are punished for seeking safety or silenced for speaking the truth. I refuse a system that values profit over people and power over love." - Natasha Cloud

This one got me. Rest easy, Miss Major.

Too many to have a fav, but here’s one not enough people know about youtu.be/S-Cop0aIBAQ?...

This is why I advocate for getting a passport card if you can. Easy to have in your wallet. I got one so I can have ID that doesn’t immediately out me as trans bc my driver license does. SHOULD NOT BE NECESSARY, and I am NOT blaming anyone who’s a victim of this fascist nightmare.

This is how I imagine JK Rowling when she posts.

If you aren’t old enough to remember Jordan play in the 1990s, this is what it was like

I would love to get a check for showing up on Saturday. Alas, I’m a bad antifa and will do it for free.

How do I make Justice Kavanaugh watch this?

Pili 😭😭😭

White people who have spent decades thinking “Born in the USA” is patriotic and “Every Breath You Take” is a great wedding song are suddenly very concerned about not being able to understand lyrics to some songs at the Super Bowl halftime show.

Frog and Toad sat close by the fire. They were scared. The teacups shook in their hands. They were having the shivers. It was a good, warm feeling.

My white liberal friend is sending me newsom propaganda and uhhhhh she’s finding out how I feel about that sick fuck

Hello I finally felt good enough to go outside for a half hour, and I caught a giant crab for dinner

My neighbor Judy hits it out of the park again with her Halloween yard skeletons, this year the busted “Coldplay Couple”.

Eclectic Laundry Eclectic, AL

“It may look confusing to outsiders, but what we’re trying to do is avoid making precedents that a Democratic government could also use.”

We are amphifa

Yall think if I actually cough up a lung I’ll be able to breathe again?

The dogs don’t believe me that my NyQuil pills are not treats 😭

First Wives Club “You Don’t Own Me” is circling in my brain always. youtu.be/dRLdtDYoVX8?... RIP, to a legend and style icon.

I would really like to no longer be sick with this godforsaken flu

This made me cry. It’s not that hard, folks. Wow.

Please read Kate's piece and watch Zohran's video. So important, so good, and so hopeful. I cried watching it too.

That’s fucking terrible No seriously THAT IS FUCKING TERRIBLE That ref should never work another game in the W