Yes, the yard looks amazing. I made a fire and Freya loves it.

Oops I drank beer instead of water when I did yard work and now I’m buzzed AMA

I need restaurant recs for dinner for a group of six in/near downtown MPLS. I know y'all got ideas. Help a guy out.

lol shut up

Feds over here got me pulling for the Lynx. Solidarity with the Twin Cities.

I know this is corny but being kind and friendly to strangers is one of the easiest things you can do to make your life more pleasant.

I LOVE BDSM I love big dogs so much

An instant and forever classic

Not sure I'm excited about the Democratic Party (they run @factpostnews.bsky.social) elevating Sean Strickland? Like... this was him a week ago? Also, if you watch that clip, he's not boycotting anything. What a weird post.

Izzy Izzy Izzy Izzyyyyy I'm beggin' of you please Don't grab my neck #WNBA

Watching this Dream game at Jolene Jolene, Atlanta’s new women’s sports bar. This is a fucking blast.

Crash (1996, d. David Cronenberg)

I love this league #wnba

Are you NOT entertained??!!! This game has not disappointed!! Let’s goooooo! #WNBA

[taking the deepest possible breath] the Dutch East India Company was established in 1602,

Sometimes headaches make me really think about trepanation. I mean I’m not gonna. I just think.

I just—like, sure, being a trillionaire is cool I guess but what’s it all for if you haven’t even seen the wreckage of the titanic firsthand

What a rush to discover that my lawnmower’s needed repair is both 1) easy and b) free

So Erin Reed blocked me over this one but I’m going to take a few minutes to point out why this “reporting” is so bad and repost a few times to hopefully spread the word. TL;DR Erin either doesn’t understand anything about NYC law or politics or is outright lying about what’s happening here.

How does forty minutes of basketball take two and a half hours? These refs gotta get it the fuck together.

Racist ass refs. Come on. All Angel did was the too small!

SKYYYYY

JC!!!!!!!!!!!

There is no place like Atlanta. Crime Mob #WNBA

Arya Stark Astier over here doing badass stuff (do it against another team!!)

That lady cop is my fav supporting character at dream games

Bless it. Number one in Cathy’s Cup maybe.

Cheers, friends.

"Now that war comes to you, you feel very different. You deprecate its horrors, but did not feel them when you sent car-loads of soldiers and ammunition, and moulded shells and shot, to desolate the homes of hundreds and thousands of good people who only asked to live in peace"

I don’t think we should be allowed to watch what’s happening between Saniya and Marina rn this looks like PRIVATE stuff

Target Scales Back Pride Section To Single T-Shirt Saying They’d Do A Threesome With A Girl For Their Boyfriend’s Birthday https://theonion.com/target-scales-back-pride-section-to-single-t-shirt-sayi-1850501108/

More goddam government overreach! 🏳️‍⚧️

they pegging out here...

My sister: we got the new calf weaned and my son can drive the tractor now so he's really helping with chores whats been up with you Me: so sometimes on bluesky ill just fucken hate someone purely bc they have like a stupid quirky profile pic and ill just fucken block em. Like its nothing

Is the sound balance off on this league pass broadcast??? These commentators sound like they’re inside my ass.

it's tuesday.

Iont want no sissy plant. Gimme a

Basically

the phrase "lipstick on a pig" has always inspired a deep sadness in me. I think of the pig, looking forward to her big night out, and I bring myself to the verge of tears.

Doing research in Matthew Shepard’s papers at the Smithsonian this morning. Stumbled upon Matt’s eighth-grade student identification card, which stopped me in my tracks. He was murdered about eight years after this picture was taken. 🗃️

The Old Man and Death, by László Mednyánszky, 1895-1900 (flipped)

LFG MYSTICS.

Let’s go, Mystics! #WNBA

Come on, Stycs. Yall can finish this.

*sets PREV CH to the Disney Channel*

Yall know what I don’t need to be dealing with rn? Major water damage in the house. ☹️