I got invited to review *auditions* for the Great Courses and I’ve never felt so fancy in all my life

I haven't seen anyone post this classic, it always makes me laugh

If you want revenge, then dig two graves. the first one is a practice grave to get a feel for it and the second is your main or "show grave"

Not the point but I could instantly feel and smell these puppets. I had little foot and spike and was OBSESSED.

this should be the name/mascot of the next New Mexican pro sports franchise

War crime.

Dream tickets acquired! Gonna see em play the Tempo in June and the Sky in September. #wnba

I asked A.I. to complete my novel using my own writing style and it did my laundry, went shopping, cleaned the kitchen and spent the rest of the day dicking around online.

Someone sent me this.

my ancestors, watching me take my dog to daycare and paying extra for the easter egg hunt, craft, and photo enrichment: "this is my wildest dream"

two of the hardest things ever written are "face god and walk backwards into hell" and "you cannot kill me in a way that matters" one of them came from a tumblr shitpost and the other one came from a dril tweet about hollering at zoo animals the internet truly is a magical place

A little light anesthesia sounds so good rn

LISTEN. Thank you, Cecellia Wang.

guys there's people in there. THERE'S PEOPLE. IN THERE.

whole body chills #artemisII

if it was me, i would be absolutely brickin' it in that cockpit rn

We aren’t fittin to watch a challenger /Columbia right? RIGHT?

Artemis II

Saw your man

You should do cursory research about a person with a big account before you reply to them

Back in 2023, @judedoyle.bsky.social wrote that constant legislative attacks are damaging trans people’s mental health. He asked: How do reporters inform the public without telling them they’re doomed?

lol we lost a war with Iran

Had a bunch of libs who follow the Tennessee Holler scream at me yesterday for raising this. Allies can’t be allies if they weaponize transphobic stigma, even against evil people.

"Bologna, approved by the Sturgeon General":

I am not trying to dig on Alejandra, but this is the latest in a pattern of panic-mongering reporting on legislation. This bill is AWFUL. It is SO BAD. Its horrors need to be reported accurately. This bill does not ban gender neutral bathrooms.

Scientists just discovered an amazing new superfamily of creatures deep in the ocean. “It would be like finding dogs” for the first time, says one researcher.

He’s been asleep in there for a while right? Like surely.

“what happens between 1921 and the 1930s…” well

I’m sorry is the solicitor general CRUNCHING ICE into his microphone during this extremely important oral argument at the United States Supreme Court?!

Wurman reference. Drink!

every day i learn something new no matter how small and that is a great reason to be alive

ACB interrupting and talking over Jackson about to PISS ME OFF

Christ this is horrifying. What are we DOING.

This is my trans agenda

Trans day of cis people telling you what’s good for you, actually

*sighs in transgender* I’m so tired.

i didn't even bother to try to fact check the false ICE is targeting trans people thing after that. not worth getting yelled at.

my recent frustration with this was the FDA petition which people were convinced meant a trans estrogen ban was imminent. when i tried to fact check it using my experience covering the federal government, people in my replies refused to believe it.

don't usually share substacks but this one feels important. shatterzone.substack.com/p/the-trans-...

The fuck is this headline. This is beyond parody at this point.

So what you’re not gonna do is get up in my mentions and tell me why it’s okay for lefty groups to be gross and transphobic when talking about Kristy fucking Noem’s husband. That lady belongs in The Hague for a million reasons, none of which have to do with boobs.

The emotional dysregulation on this site is off the charts. I’m not a proponent of respectability politics, but actively bullying people who are on our side because they didn’t word something perfectly is a very poor tactic.

Threatening and alluding to violence against this man is not “panicking in understandable ways” though. I’m trans, and I’m scared, and no part of me is manifesting that panic through violent threats and harassment of other people.

People dogpiling on @mjsdc.bsky.social need to fuckin learn how to read and interact in public. Threatening and harassing a reporter bc *you* misread his words is garbage behavior.

One of my favorite things about TDOV is seeing all the beautiful Very Transgender names we've all chosen

trans woman: I am a woman and am taking fairly straightforward measures to establish that womanhood in my body and in the world queer theorist: I agree, in the sense that no one is and everybody always was. the native. the totally other. a kind of drumbeat beyond time. similar to LSD. we are raving

Thank you!!!!! now get back to work--y'all are BUSY