Our Solar System is orbiting the center of our Galaxy at about 220 km/s so in 2025 we collectively traveled something like 7 billion kilometers across the Milky Way. Once in a while, when you have a moment, it’s worthwhile to take a look around, see where you are, and appreciate how far you’ve come.

You must swap now that Mamdani is mayor.

Happy Birthday, Earth

I take no leave of you, 2025. I send no compliments to your mother. You deserve no such attention. I am most seriously displeased.

I love yall, internet angels. Happy new year.

I can't promise 2025 will be the darkest of these four years because even as a lame duck these people are incredibly dangerous but we will never feel as hopeless as we did in February and March.

Finally watched Joy Ride tonight. What a delight.

🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

I did not have enough gravy foods this holiday season.

I think the success of the show is I find Carol to be a frustrating, selfish protagonist for the reasons they mention while also wondering how unreasonable any of her behavior is given the circumstances.

Deplorable was too nice you people are fly ridden piles of dogshit baking in the sun

Bought myself nice new Brooks shoes for Xmas. 🤗

Help me, Szechuan peppercorns, you’re my only hope

Yeah iont want to be rude but I can see better dude sex lots of places without suffering through the bad plot

I should call him

I’m the fucking amyrlin seat

“When I saw your pronouns I thought you were gonna teach us about pedophilia and stuff but you didn’t do that at all!” True story. Quote almost verbatim.

RIP Walt Whitman you would’ve loved gay hockey

ME: (first day practicing Bug Law) May it please the Court— BUG JUDGE: (sternly) Bug Court.

Vince Gill signed my first postcard home from army basic training bc I saw him at the airport on my way there

Cosmo.

Jon Stewart and the pod saves guys mocking people who wear masks while talking about What Is To Be Done is exactly what Jon Stewart and the pod saves guys are, it's the most Jon Stewart and pod saves guys thing possible.

B!!! My ass gets there a full five minutes before my shoulders or shoes.

HOW can I be sick again

So nice to be in my own home in my drawers again

my favorite past time when talking to much younger men is to give them advice on wooing women that is really just care and feeding instructions for iguanas

Croissant former.

My mom talking about all the “exotic dishes” they had on their European river cruise.

Holy infant so tendernism and mild

@solomonmissouri.bsky.social thinking of you

Napping at my parents’ house mean waking up to a list of the relatives who died in the bed I used. #HoHoHoldMeHomo

Tiny Tim who DID NOT DIE has eaten the plums that were in the icebox

Got misgendered for two hours but now everyone fell asleep watching the grinch. Gonna take a solo cousin walk. #HoHoHoldMeHomo

How early we start drinking???

Me: overstimulated by 14 hours of screen time, a quart of coffee every day, sleeping to podcasts and YouTube videos Zuzu Bailey: I can't sleep. I want to look at my flower

I asked Santa for transgender for everyone 🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼

Tours back home are like “here’s where TRAUMA” and “oh! I did SEX ACT in that parking lot over there and that was back when we didn’t have liquor stores” and of course the classic “none of this was here when I lived here” #HoHoHoldMeHomo

Pluribussy Is this anything?

NAP NAP NAP

just saw someone earnestly claim they were fighting back against OU’s surrender in the orchestrated attack that got a trans woman shoved out of her job by cheering for alabama instead at a football game & i was wrong that “making a 1 minute phone call to an elected is the lowest possible bar.”

Hey Now You're a Boxcar Full of Children Solve Crimes

Jodie Foster: They should have sent a poet Poet: Aliens ahoy! A galactic sight. When you’re in space all day is night

I just tried Uzbek food for the first time and holy fuck that’s good eating.

"Have a holly jolly Christmas" You can't tell me how to live my life

Been at my parents’ house ten minute and I’ve already seen a Clint Eastwood devotional book and some vaginal hormone cream #HoHoHoldMeHomo