This game has been a deeeLIGHT. #Unrivaled

I’ve been reading Love & Sportsball by Meeka James, and I would like to personally apologize to BG for all of the things this book has had me imagining with her face superimposed to one of the characters. That said, I do recommend the book. #Unrivaled #WNBA

Hell yeah for Paige. Hell yeah for Breeze. #Unrivaled

Kiki vs Soni! My poor heart can’t handle it! Phantom vs Hive. Let’s go, Ghouls! #Unrivaled

Remember when Slim, Sug, and Shakira played together? Because I do. 😭😭😭 #Unrivaled #WNBA This whole game is a personal violence to me.

I have just tuned in. Do I hear Sky? #Unrivaled

Just learned The Mighty Ducks and Reservoir Dogs were released a week apart. These are basically the same movie. Depending on your definition of a 'happily ever after.' And if you squint hard enough.

It truly is amazing how much of a difference my barely a prescription over the counter allergy meds make. I missed taking one yesterday and took up mouth breathing, woke up with my eyes swollen, and less than an hour after taking it today, my eyes are fine and I'm back to breathing through my nose.

Me yelling at my screen from the very first second: SOMEBODY DUNK IT!!! #Unrivaled

I realize the Caitlin Clark effect is real, but can we acknowledge the Paige Bueckers effect is also real? Otherwise, how would we have so many beverage companies boasting new Shirley Temple flavored offerings?

Alright, I would like to see Hive make this some kind of game. I don’t necessarily believe in any world they’re gonna win, but I’d like to see them make it a competition. #Unrivaled

Holy shit, how’d I get that right? #Unrivaled

Okay. I’ve got Phantom winning + Slim. I don’t know how it’s gonna work, but that’s what I’ve written down here. #Unrivaled

Man. Fuck Spotify.

Holy shit, the #Togethxr x #Unrivaled collab was sold out in two minutes?! Jesus. I guess I didn't need a new shirt.

My teams play one another tonight (Laces v Phantom), so I have forgone my Laces shirt to wear my #Unrivaled shirt with all the logos this morning. I don't know how I am going to watch without having a meltdown. Also, now I need a Phantom shirt.

Finally paid off my car today. Now I can spend all that money on other debt. 💸 😑😑😑

True Tales from Lunch Lady Land: Must have had a skunk on the roof of the school this morning ‘cause we got skunked through the HVAC system. 🤢🤢🤢

Alright, Laces. Let’s go! #Unrivaled

Let’s Go, Ghouls. 👻 #GhostGang #Unrivaled

Sue Bird quoting the shit outta A League of Their Own (the movie) on the A Touch More pod is something that is so precious to me.

Please, Sky. I am only a mere mortal. 😳

Got caught up reading a book this afternoon, but I would like you all to know that I have finally seen the pictures of Sky at the Golden Globes and I have ascended to a new plane of consciousness. It was nice knowing you all. 🫡🥲🫠🫠🫠 #WNBA #GoldenGlobes

Why are you, my upstairs neighbor, still wearing your hard shoes at 11:44 at night? Go to bed, leave, or take those fuckers off! Good grief!

🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡 #Unrivaled

Alright. This is gonna be a game. Lace ‘em up! #Solemates #Unrivaled

Aw. Sab. 😊👻 #Unrivaled

Soni. Not the shoulder to the face! Watch out. They’re all tall! #Unrivaled

💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 Oh SHIT. The Point Gawd has spoken. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 #Unrivaled

Everyone thank Azurá for the championship jacket tour! #Unrivaled 🌹 www.instagram.com/reel/DTLfO0V...

True Tales from Lunch Lady Land: Heading back to school today. Wish my immune system well.

#GhostGang vs #Breeze Excited for both teams. Really lighting a candle for the Phantom tho. #Unrivaled Man. All my faves in this game. Kiki, Tash, Tip & Kate, KP and Paige. Gonna be a fun one. 👻💕

This is the correct take. 💀💀💀 #Unrivaled

LOOK AT THEIR LITTLE ROSE JACKETS!!!!! 🥹🥹🥹 #Unrivaled

Holy fuck. I haven’t had a bat in my apartment in five years. Tell me how I just watched a bat reel like, ten minutes ago and then looked up from laying down for a nap to see a bat hanging INSIDE MY WINDOW?! Just a reminder when you’re single, you’re your own critter guy. (1/2)

Ah, yes. Beautiful. Picasso. 👏👏👏 #Unrivaled

I don’t really have a preference here, because both of these teams have the potential to be good as hell, but… I am wearing my Laces shirt. #Unrivaled

Nice teamwork from the Mist. Glad for them. Team works just as well in person as on paper. Gonna be a good season full of fun games for sure. Hive were great and can only get better. #Unrivaled

It’s for romance. #Unrivaled

Good to hear Lisa Leslie and @brendanglasheen.bsky.social together again. It’s been too long. 💜💙 #Unrivaled

Me driving home and blasting Natasha Bedingfield’s greatest hits so I can stream the first game because that’s how friggin stoked I am. #Unrivaled #Unwritten

All of ‘em. #Unrivaled

These have made me so happy. I can't WAIT! #Unrivaled

Oh hey! I can actually participate. Thanks Winter Break! #LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched

A haircut wouldn’t fix me, but it would sure go a long way in restoring some of my sanity.

Aw hell yeah. These are the goods. #Unrivaled

ruin two bands by combining them: haimy grant (Haim + Amy Grant)

Just remembered the word "steeze." That was a good one. Happy to bring that back.

Dune: We Dune Did It Now

Finally watched Out of Sight and my review is this: What if Nora Ephron wrote a heist film?