weather enjoyers are eating right now

two dumb bitches telling each other “welllllll not exactly”

Last year ICE said a man tried to murder a female ICE officer while she was trying to arrest him. They swore under oath he grabbed her by the neck and tried to choke her to death. He was even indicted for attempted murder. Problem is, it never happened! Bystander video unraveled the lie.

Time to be a buzzkill but the NWSL paying for a high-profile photographer/influencer to post photos of Ronaldo — who has faced multiple sexual assault allegations — as part of their summer of soccer to advertise a women’s soccer league……… Why.

Jessica Berman and Cathy Engelbert in a head to head race to the bottom

i am once again saying that MLB abandoning sensitivity training was a mistake and the cade cavalli situation is the perfect example of where it might be particularly useful

Outrageous: Cavalli and Contreras both get seven-game suspensions. Cavalli's a starting pitcher, so in his case it amounts to one or two games. Cavalli called Contreras "boy," and Contreras reacted. Contreras shouldn't be suspended at all. www.mlb.com/redsox/news/...

Pitcher suspensions should impact starts. wtf is 7 days gonna do when they play once every 5 days

Cavalli, the instigating racial offender, misses one start. Contreras, offendee, misses seven. Asinine

speaking of moral inconsistency about teams doing bad things

you should go say what cade cavalli said to someone who looks like willson contreras and see if they take it as "just yelling at a guy"

Pitchers need minimum 10 day suspensions in general to have any effect, even more so for racist dipshits.

second section is complete!!!! the final one is the longest so i think this makes me about 50% done 🫡

Normally I’d say Cavalli’s best hitting teammate better watch out but he plays for Washington so

using the cavalli / contreras suspensions to do political education on the violence of the oppressed

Contreras will miss 7 games due to reacting to overt racism while Cavalli, the overt racist, will have a start pushed back 2 days.

i don’t think they should suspend contreras for reacting to someone being straight up racist to him but okay lol

i’m already seeing a bunch of people interpret this as the players trying to fuck CC over and while i would think that’s really funny, it’s probably more bc they knew the fan vote would carry her and she didn’t need any player support to make it

is this the intellectual dark web

When your brand is being pompous know-nothings pontificating on topics you're too lazy to even Google, well... I guess you might as well lean into it.

Marina Mabrey should have CC spot.

lmao get a grip

its too goddamn hot

As someone who lives in extremely hot weather all the time I just want to say that if you are in the heat dome rn you should drink more water. However much you're drinking, have one more glass or bottle than that. And then one more.

every job i see these days is like: LEAD CONTENT ANALYST, Puppy Killing Factory (remote). $350,000 - $500,000. You will edit our internal newsletter (circulation 500). Associate Editor, Nonprofits, Global Good Magazine (in office, NYC). $27,000 - $28,000. Lead ALL of our fundraising efforts!

Man, what is going on in NYC?

nothing on the agenda today except doing some ketamine (medically supervised), building my lego set, and sewing a cool deer, maybe life is worth living

If anyone is having trouble applying for their VA OBC, VARA is posting updates and tips on their FB account. Also: VA Vital Records customer care line is aware of the issues and is ready to help! They were incredibly supportive during the legislative process 804-662-6200

Well surely this is easy to prove as must have been calling a bunch of white guys "boy" this season, right? Oh wait this is the only time he's done this? Strange!

hold on all those people who are like “actually it’s about the west *part* of virginia” are actually wrong? it’s been about western MARYLAND this whole time???

Not enough talk about how “Take me home, country roads” was written by the couple who wrote “Afternoon delight.”

I cant help falling in love with you is a top 5 elvis song but a very odd choice for the end of a heated international sporting event

i will do it, i will manage the astros bullpen

Do people know this is the Bosnia manager's first soccer coaching job after a post-playing career of professional poker and constantly criticizing the national team on social media

The dream

Me at Denny’s :

all i’m saying is if a’ja wilson had just stayed in the locker room and rested on sunday and let the chicago sky get a win, maybe she’d have an extra $30,000 in her pocket right now

this was not a red card

okay seeing this and having watched the video from the game tonight i'm ngl i'm a little confused about what you are or are not allowed to do in soccer lmao

🚨 HUGE ongoing surge of ICE arrests, with ICE directing 80% of all officers to go out into the field and round people up, aiming to hit 2,000 arrests a day; which would be more than during the Minneapolis surge. This may be why the nun in Texas got briefly picked up. www.nytimes.com/2026/07/01/u...

i'll be real it feels like Mitch already died eight or nine times

thinking a lot about how lawrence vs texas was 2003

Can someone explain why +5 means "some unknown amount of time, but at least 7 minutes, maybe more?" It gives soccer a real "we're making it up as we go along" feel.

Here’s a review from yesterday’s judiciary committee meeting with Senator Aisha Wahab and the California Alliance for Adoptee Rights. It’s a privilege to contribute to this conversation and help move forward the case of open records for adopted people. Next: appropriations!

If your little boy does not play with at minimum 3 action figures a day we will be sending an anti-woke kill team to your residence. If your daughter misses a single ballet lesson we will nuke your home from orbit to make sure your children are safe.

“but i might face criminal penalties” this act is largely unenforceable on an employee level. they’d be hard-pressed to ever prove anything in a trial

“as a school employee, it is your job to watch for signs of left-handedness and report them.” “as a ‘trusted adult,’ it is your job to monitor for signs of faggotry and inversion, and report them.” this law is immoral af and “i have to report this or i risk my job” is not an excuse for compliance.

This should be a bigger story imo