Alright how about a girlfriend type manager. If you strike out they ask if you’re mad at them 🥺 Or if you’d still love them if they were a bug

He said that the agents would throw food at them to eat. The agents threatened to withhold food for a week and to beat him up if he didn't sign deportation papers. He said he saw others refuse and get beaten/receive no food. He signed because he was afraid.

A family friend was telling us about what her husband shared about his experience in Broadview before he was deported back to Mexico. She's been sharing to friends and family because she's just in disbelief & horror what her husband told her. She wasn't able to talk to him until he was in Mexico.

my toxic trait is thinking i’ll still be good at cutting my own hair when i haven’t done it in years but hey it’s either that or i start looking like i grew up speaking in tongues at church

Bovino instantly violates new court order. About an hour after Ellis entered this injunction, a group of agents, including Bovino, drove away from a SWSide gas station where they were confronted by protestors, and fired a round of pepper balls at a sedan that pulled up alongside their vehicle

Going to assume that they've been given orders to not take orders from anyone but people like Miller, and to ignore judges, civic leaders, etc. We can "but but court order ..." all we want, but that stuff doesn't exist any more. They are going to keep pushing until people kneel or react differently.

do not defend this technology.

Smoking that shit that made Lizzie McGuire express all her inner thoughts via a cartoon character version of herself

I need to scream

New Crash out. Mamdani is bad because the literal mafia doesn't like him.

my sister died by suicide a couple years ago so i am struggling with all these "chatgpt encouraged me to self-harm" stories, not gonna lie. i have a genuinely unhealthy level of rage for everyone involved in proliferating this technology haha 😍

someone please just do it

If a professional did this they would be arrested and I don't really understand why the answer box gets a break

kill it with fire

i guess i need to stop calling genAI the revenge porn plagiarism machine as that ignores its impressive contributions in the field of suicide inducement

There are no words for how evil this is

I think Sam Altman should ::feed cuts out::

i regret to inform everyone that the hitlerite wing of the pokémon fandom has begun doing this type of disgusting shit in Z-A online ranked

that "m-a-m-d-a-n-i" tiktok sound is playing on a loop in the background of my mind and i need it to stop before i go nuts

That MFer Bovino in front of La Chapparita makes my blood boil. Immigrant owned place that welcomes everyone to share their incredible food. He is the antithesis of places like that.

DSA: Hey there nice to meet you. CIA: Yeah nice to finally meet you in person, I already feel like I know you. DSA: Wait why is that?

the 2028 democratic party is going to be 50% DSA and 50% CIA at this rate

"We always enjoy the press."

Oh, it's an 1800% rise in violence against ICE and Border Patrol now. Two months ago it was 700%, and back in March a mere 100%. Forget fibbing, they're Fibonacci-ing.

If these dudes aren’t in prison in 5 years, we’ve fully lost our country. It should be disqualifying for any Democrat to not be willing to commit to that.

He lies too easily.

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watching pokémon legends ZA players discover the fucking MENACE that is geomancy-boosted xerneas as someone who entered VGC tournaments during the X/Y era

how can i lose a debate to something i can destroy with a hammer

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"In a World Series featuring one of baseball's largest markets pitted against the entire nation of Canada, a staggering 71% of all posts during the series were related to the Houston #Astros"

The supreme court rules that "the government is merely attesting to a historical fact." Incidentally, passports will now record your weight, height, hair color, and age at birth.

Anyways, today (11/6) ICE / CBP abducted at least 15 people* as they descended on & sustained a presence in Aurora, Oak Park, Berwyn, Cicero, & the Chicago neighborhoods of Little Village, Pilsen, Chinatown, & Bridgeport. *according to rapid response reports, which may not reflect every abduction

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i am well aware i am Not For Everyone but isn’t the normal way to deal with that just ignoring me????

load bearing post

ah good, another media conglomerate whose nepo baby owner will apparently destroy it to help Donald Trump

as I've pointed out before, many states barely pay their legislators.

Texas lawmakers make a salary of $7200, and they only work every other year. That's why a good chunk of the legislature are lawyers, real estate agents, oil and gas executives and consultants, and small business owners

“i swiped left on zohran” is “i could’ve gone pro if i didn’t fuck up my knee” for attractive gen z women

“baja blast flavored edible” would’ve been my stoned teenage fever dream. the future is now.

thank god for the astros jesus the padres are so unserious lmao

“New Yorkers hated Trump and he still got elected!” 1) Trump did not hold public office in NY, he was just a rich guy who wanted to be the center of attention 2) Unlike Trump, Gavin Newsom no longer has a constituency. He’s alienated the left by abandoning trans people and hating homeless people.

these dudes are writing dissertations debating if we live in a feminized or masculinized society bro i just want healthcare

THIS IS WHY WE ALL HATE EVOPSYCH. Can we please fucking discredit this pseudo-naturalist bullshit at last?

this was the moment i knew it was over for them

my NURSE just asked me if i heard about mamdani lol total cultural victory

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If we can’t make you fear his politics or his aloof wife, we’ll make you fear his facial hair.