Jokic gonna have a lot to think about this Summer

Take a drink every time the announcers talk about today’s batting practice

CRUZ IS MY NEW FAVORITE PLAYER

Support your local brewery

lol the Phillies are more active today than the Iggs

This is why the NBA sucks

lol lmao

Disney, you can make this canon

“Kermy and Snoopet” Acrylic on mdf 24 x 24 in

bluesky is a lot like life in that we weren't really supposed to be here and we're justifiably making it the creator's problem

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denny's holding the entire world's supply of wild luigis hostage in this crane machine

holy shit

Man, if TCU can pull this off with Olivia in foul trouble.

Walking Miga. Outside the bagel shop a man is tossing quarter segments of bagel to a massive wolfhound looking dog. He sees me looking at the dog and says, by way of explanation, “she likes bagels.” Ah. “Only in New York, baby,” I reply. “Only in New York, baby,” he says, tossing her more bagel

Lindsey Graham should get a hat that says “don’t check my hard drives.”

Elemental blessings for all this International Women’s Day ☀️

*extremely “fuck UConn voice”* Go UCLA

Aaron Fisher gained online attention for tracking the best ways to optimize Wawa's rewards program. Now he's sharing his homework with the class: share.inquirer.com/e3hww8

You don’t wanna see his hand where his hip be at

Havin a giraffe atm

We've raised $1150 in the course of a week!!! Thank you all!

A Link to the Past Undertale Katamari Damacy

Cuba says electricity plant successfully repaired after large blackout https://aje.news/f1vju6

Happy Dissociation Saturday, live now with day 4 of Hollow Knight. Let’s free some more grubs and get absolutely destroyed by the Soul Master. 3, 2, 1, let’s jam. twitch.tv/djweedpizza

there's so much bad in the world but there's also people who lift up and carry an elderly bat around every day so he can pretend he's flying again, and that's the part of the world I think is worth fighting for

Our next contract negotiations started last week. The PMG always plants a story like this in the media so they can cry poor about why they can't give us a raise.

Easy: I have the freedom to tell you “chug piss” and disregard your prompt if I feel like it.

NYT: We interviewed 10 people who want to open the plane door. Here's what they think is out there.

Can't remember who said it, but its so true. The second you start posting 'reasonable concerns' about trans people you cease to ever post normally again.

Not me watching an auction on a Celtics jersey because it goes super hard and the price is crazy low.

Basketball podcasts are a crazy ecosystem where half of the people are beefing with the other half, but then there’s Jeff Teague and his stoner friends talking about the Scholastic Book Fair. youtube.com/shorts/8-tl1...

*googles which Mt Laurel dispensary this is*

Progressives predicted a lot of this when the DHS was initially created and were told to shut up. When this is pointed out, we’re also told to shut up. Anyway, one of us will be outside protesting tomorrow.

Live now with some PowerWash Sim. Playing 2-3 chill, cozy games listening to some music. Feel free to share your small Ws from the week. 3, 2, 1, let’s jam. twitch.tv/djweedpizza

here to celebrate my favorite guys today

SAVE THE DATE: Thursday, March 12th will be STELLATHON: A FUNDRAISER FOR YOUR COOL ONLINE FRIEND. Games streamers! Artists! Storytellers! Giveaways, baby! Participants will be revealed throughout the next week. Let’s get @antlervel.vet her money back! Poster by @yotsuben.bsky.social.

Well, gas is expensive, and food is expensive, and we’re doing a war nobody wants, but at least there are no jobs

Lmao, the US bleeding lawyers and drawing the ire of a global company with VERY good lawyers

Two streams this weekend. Celebrating one year on HRT tonight with some PowerWash Sim (featuring music) and probably Tiny Garden. Back on the HK grind tomorrow after the Citizens Bank protest. Okay, back to shitposting

“Charlie Brown had hoes” ass government

Failing to see the crime here

This has nothing to do with the specific content here, but Polymarket adopting the language of news, here with BREAKING, and with Texas election results earlier this week, is BAD. Polymarket is not and will never be a news org or break news. It's a betting app. It's Draft Kings for sociopaths.

how it feels every time i check the news