please put your…. ANAL LUBE… in the bagging area

man I am so sick of “yeah we have no idea if the president actually means these threats or if he’s just acting like a toddler again”

infuriating how many elected dems are like “what we need is a well trained gestapo, not these clowns”

edward if you see this please contact me to claim your prize

me when I move to a place where it snows a lot and I look outside and it’s snowing: what the fuck, this is bullshit

the doll factory is hiring another electrologist, so this successful thriving company is still 100% trans owned & operated and now paying five (5!) trans women a living wage for a job with dignity and impact we’re building something important 😤

I like when a storm changes the color correction outside, like someone applied a new LUT

shot was *rough* this week, pray for me

I’ve been running a tiktok account to promote the game, and yesterday I was having trouble getting a video out, so I put out one of my “bad” video ideas, and it has wildly outperformed everything else I’ve posted on the account?? Internet is weird. Don’t doubt yourself. ABP, Always Be Posting

pokemon lego sets are coming out, and somewhere the Final Boss Of All Scalpers is charging his primary attack

Scott Adams dead

i watched as the party offered up trans rights as a sacrifice to a hallucinated base and then spent more time berating us for having the nerve to be upset about it than trying to win an election

hey god, it’s Kate, I know we haven’t talked in a while but I desperately need you to do It. It doesn’t have to be violent, just a massive stroke, preferably on live TV. I just think it would very funny for him to experience real fear for the first time in his life while we’re all watching. amen.

guy who calls comics “Garfields”

it bothers me that amy poehler won the first ever best podcast golden globe for her bottom-of-the-barrel, one-celebrity-interviews-another-celebrity, youtube-shorts-clip-farm, and-then-lorne-said-well-I-mean-you-know-how-lorne-can-be type show

I’m getting a reliable roof over my head!! but I need some help raising money to cover moving and security deposits. Please help me out if you can

Guy who says women can’t watch Heated Rivalry because “it’s a boy show”

I wish trans representation meant that more trans people got to lead big creative projects but hey I guess we’ll just have to settle for a superhero that looks like a transphobic wojak

that damning video only exonerates him if you believe a woman should be put to death for being slightly combative while saying no. trouble is, for years these misogynist psychos have been specifically brainwashed into thinking exactly that

he wanted to shoot her. she didn't play his games. so he shot her. three times. he shot her and called her a bitch. while she bled out and died and her wife screamed. fuck you Jonathan ross, may your respite from peace be short. she was nothing but cordial in the face of fascism. he wanted to.

Jesse Watters describing Renee Nicole Good on FOX: “she was a self proclaimed poet from Colorado, with pronouns in her bio … she leaves behind a lesbian partner and a child from a previous marriage” just pure unhinged “she was a radical lefty so she deserved it”messaging

oh did we “lose her”? did she “pass away”? jfc

benny used to be so smalllllll what happened to my little boy

easy peasy!

my comedy game Landlord Quest is out on Itch and Steam, and it’s only $2! In this economy?!?! It’s got hilarious dialog, multiple endings, even a minigame, so check it out today! And remember: 🎵 they don’t go to heaven when they die 🎵 For more info visit landlord.quest

every day I thank god (who is a transsexual woman) that I don’t work in news anymore

who’s to say what actually happened? certainly not me, a journalist

so when do we get the Dershowitz-written op ed trying to “boys will be boys” grok’s deepfakes

crazy how Newsom support has turned into “well he would 100% win, no question, if he ran, but purity checking leftists won’t allow it” it’s like they’re admitting defeat and setting up their I Told You So’s two years in advance

This is great little cute game. It’s worth well more than $2. That’s practically free!

going back in time to convince the writers of Urinetown to call it anything else, so that schools across america aren’t afraid to do a “gross” show, so that more high schoolers can be exposed to a piece of art that portrays cops as a violent gang of sociopaths funded by billionaires

turning a big dial that says luftballons on it and looking back at the audience

🎵 When am I gonna take control, get a hold of my emotions 🎵 STOP LIGHTING THE AUDIENCE 🎵 Why does it only seem to hit me in the middle of the night 🎵 STOP IT 🎵 You told me there's a number I can always dial- 🎵 LET ME DO MY SHOW FOR CHRIST SAKE

lego announced “Smart Bricks” yesterday, which are NFC-enabled bricks & minifigs with lights & sounds, hell yeah brother let’s speedrun the death of creativity by incorporating pointless tech in everything!!! nice job putting the clash of clans guy on your board of directors lego that’s so cool!!

remember that video of all the celebrities singing Imagine

Imagining a smiths songs about a meatball parm hero

buffalo buffalo buffalolololololololo

thinking about my old coworker who was an Elon megafan. On the day Smash Ultimate came out I got to the office and said how stoked I was to play the game when I got home. He asked “how many copies did you buy?” I said “uh… one? I only need one” and he said “you didn’t buy any to resell?”

rise and grind let’s get bred

the Brigitte Macron thing reminds me of the Imane Khelif thing. Cis people clutching their pearls going “how dare you be treat a cis woman the way we treat trans women, she doesn’t deserve that abuse”

why can’t he just croak already

20+ blocks is such a low bar for a label, I get blocked by psychos just for being trans, there are accounts that show up here and immediately block tens of thousands of people. You could get blocked by 20+ people by accident

designer drug that makes you hear damon albarn saying “it’s coming up, it’s coming up, it’s coming up” while it’s kicking in then plays the rest of the song when you start peaking

Me: I did my shot! You: Great job Kate! I’m going to celebrate by buying your hilarious game Landlord Quest, so you can get more HRT! Me: that’s so kind of you, was the buying process difficult? You: Not at all! The game’s cheap, and I easily found the Itch & Steam links at www.landlord.quest!

when I learned as a kid that “gobstopper” wasn’t some made up wonka-ism and that’s just what british people call jawbreakers, I got really mad

extremely fucked up that “performative” now means “caring about anything”

Going thru the archives cont’d — Bob-Omb Battlefield [Super Mario 64] made for SGDQ2024 bristol paper, cardstock, sketchbook paper, Woodland Scenics grass flocking, & clear acrylic rod

if you’re using this news as an opportunity to once again blame marginalized people for harris’s election loss, you are beyond saving