picturing Alex Jones watching Ooh Mama and having an aneurysm

people keep saying Pragmata is great but nothing I see about it makes me feel anything more than yup that sure is Video Game™

wild how after years of showing trans suicide stats on the news our cultural understanding of the data is still “being trans is an illness that makes you kill yourself” instead of “when every powerful person in the world tells you to die, that tends to whittle away at your resilience”

"Trans children have such awful lives, isn't it better for them to not suffer?" Transness is actually really awesome. It's the transphobia that sucks. If everyone responded to trans kids coming out with "thanks for telling me, I love you" and being affirming, trans kids would have GREAT childhoods.

it’s warm enough to start making smoothies in the morning again god bless us every one

principal skinner voice “Am I so out of touch?? No, it’s the 1/3 of a million users on the ‘AI Haters’ blocklist that are wrong”

how about Cruella Red Pil and she’s like I’ve got to radicalize those puppies!! thanks everyone I’m here all week tip your bartender

This is the difference between tech bros today and software developers of yore. The old developers had to care about the users because to be a user was to be a customer. People purchased software packages. Between ads, venture capital, and whales, the users are the last thing anyone cares about.

i took up smoking for a few years starting in high school because i wanted to hang out with the cool & hot people in the smoking pit out behind the cafeteria. on balance i think that was less unhealthy for me than social media

toronto the city of pathetic chumps who will line up for three hours to try american fast food is up against toronto the city of no-fun needlemeyers and, thankfully, the needlemeyers won www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

how about Girth Day amirite fellas

sure seems like everyone who works for bluesky is an extremely thin skinned baby that goes absolutely nuclear any time someone disagrees with them

cayce and I played like 8 hours of hotseat Civ V yesterday and damn that game still rocks

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was waiting outside the corner store for them to open and an older man came up and demanded I use my phone to call the number on the awning to “see what’s taking them so long” and it was maybe the most boomer thing I have ever seen in my life like no dude I’m not gonna be an asshole for you

Inspiring: Guy Uses Al Slop To Help Spread Racist Xenophobic Transphobic Propaganda But It's Okay Because He's Making Money Off It And That Means He's "Tricking" MAGA Maybe there's a stick up my ass but I think this shit sucks and it’s not funny at all. There’s no “trick” if you’re just doing it

tim cook the latest victim of the apple curse, rip man gone 2 soon

I don’t know how you remain pro-AI when every tech CEO is openly saying “we are deliberately destroying your future sorry not sorry”

spending millions of dollars on research to see if it’s feasible to try and make a 4/20 parody of 25 Or 6 To 4

four hundred and twenty

everything I’ve seen about Beast Games implies the show is a lot of Mr Beast being completely flabbergasted by the idea that most people don’t jump at the opportunity to betray strangers for money

why the fUCK is it snOWING

sideloaded DolphiniOS and it’s a total pain in the ass to use but it’s ok because now I have a GameCube on my iPad

“Mr Vice President, somebody finally bought a copy of your book, sir”

“In Finland, the number of homeless people has fallen sharply. Those affected receive a small apartment & counselling with no preconditions. 4 out of 5 people affected make their way back to a stable life. And all this is CHEAPER than accepting homelessness.” IT SAVES PUBLIC MONEY to house people.

how do we get cis people to care about vcoding when so many of them firmly believe all prisoners deserve be abused and raped

cayce and I are like 95% sure we’re in line behind margaret atwood at the dispensary I’m gonna get on all fours behind her so cayce can push her over

we have strayed so far from God’s light

Toronto, the City That Goes To Sleep At A Responsible Time

could you imagine your last words being “counting or not counting gang violence” fuck it still cracks me up every time

fox news teaching their audience the term “egg” has the potential to be even more annoying than last summer when straight people learned about bottoms & tops

the Money For Nothing riff blasting as I make my grand entrance and tumble down the stairs in slow motion

this is so sad, they’re like my favorite animal ever, it breaks my heart there’s so few of them left

cis person who only talks about trans people when it’s been deemed appropriate to misgender and deadname caitlyn jenner or brianna wu for 24 hours: “I’m an ally. I’m The Resistance”

therian comedian named will feral

it’s amazing how much my mood improves when it’s warm enough for me to walk around the apartment in a t shirt and underwear

generative AI is really paving the way for groundbreaking innovation in the field of dogshit ugly dispensary signage

*four entire years

glad that the (otherwise well reported) wired article about the dolans using facial recognition tech to track a trans woman in the garden to keep her off the MSG cameras included the extremely important detail that she was “very large.” you don’t want anyone forgetting she was monstrous to behold

it's Here Comes The Pizza day! please rise and throw yr slices youtu.be/ufSQMXLO95w

bluesky’s doing everything it can to prevent me from sadposting

it’s a bad website

buff boy 💪

the slippery slope from “gov ID required to see adult sites” to “gov ID required for all internet access”, to “gov ID required to use a computer operating system” is happening so fast and people still don’t see it as overreach because they think porn is yucky

The Ones Who Walk Away from Omelas And Wind Up In Another City Called Salemo That’s Totally Different Than Omelas Yep We’re Not Like Those Guys At All

omg no way did you just use AI to turn jd vance into a woman holy shit that is so fucking hilarious my guy I’ve never seen anything like that before lmao FUCK dude you are SO funny, shit, I love you man I love hanging out like this I MISS you dude

Dave Chappelle: “I never thought the leopards would enjoy all my jokes about eating faces”

it’s really funny how 99% of mandela effect “I’m in another timeline” psychosis is mostly just people misremembering movie quotes

used to be we told kids to be safe on the internet so they don’t get scammed or doxxed, and now it’s like yeah no we can’t let kids online ever, what if they learn that gay people exist? what if they develop empathy for the brown people we bomb??