therian comedian named will feral

it’s amazing how much my mood improves when it’s warm enough for me to walk around the apartment in a t shirt and underwear

generative AI is really paving the way for groundbreaking innovation in the field of dogshit ugly dispensary signage

*four entire years

glad that the (otherwise well reported) wired article about the dolans using facial recognition tech to track a trans woman in the garden to keep her off the MSG cameras included the extremely important detail that she was “very large.” you don’t want anyone forgetting she was monstrous to behold

it's Here Comes The Pizza day! please rise and throw yr slices youtu.be/ufSQMXLO95w

bluesky’s doing everything it can to prevent me from sadposting

it’s a bad website

buff boy 💪

the slippery slope from “gov ID required to see adult sites” to “gov ID required for all internet access”, to “gov ID required to use a computer operating system” is happening so fast and people still don’t see it as overreach because they think porn is yucky

The Ones Who Walk Away from Omelas And Wind Up In Another City Called Salemo That’s Totally Different Than Omelas Yep We’re Not Like Those Guys At All

omg no way did you just use AI to turn jd vance into a woman holy shit that is so fucking hilarious my guy I’ve never seen anything like that before lmao FUCK dude you are SO funny, shit, I love you man I love hanging out like this I MISS you dude

Dave Chappelle: “I never thought the leopards would enjoy all my jokes about eating faces”

it’s really funny how 99% of mandela effect “I’m in another timeline” psychosis is mostly just people misremembering movie quotes

used to be we told kids to be safe on the internet so they don’t get scammed or doxxed, and now it’s like yeah no we can’t let kids online ever, what if they learn that gay people exist? what if they develop empathy for the brown people we bomb??

just learned one of my former coworkers is making a jubilee-ass show for the NYT where two people with opposing views “find common ground on divisive issues” and frankly I lost all respect for him in an instant

wrestler who sells every hit like they have garrys mod physics

So as of today @briewoodfiction.bsky.social and I are couch surfing for the foreseeable future. Funny how everything can fall apart in like 24 hours. I have no idea what the future holds for us. Any help means the world. PayPal: [email protected]

🎵But she caught me on the counter🎵 (I thought it was me as a doctor) 🎵 Saw me bangin on the sofa🎵 (I thought it was me as a doctor) 🎵 I even had her in the shower🎵 (I thought it was me as a doctor) 🎵 She even caught me on camera🎵 (I thought it was me as a doctor)

The Miniature Wife could only exist in a world too scared to make The Gargantuan Wife

[people are barely surviving on multiple part time jobs] “get a real job! You don’t get handouts!!” [MBAs liquidate nearly every job in nearly every industry] “lmao owned, learn to code” [LLMs replace coding jobs] “go work multiple part time jobs! You don’t get handouts!!”

please say cis instead of biological just one time please for the love of god stop saying biological woman/man on the news I am begging you just say cis I promise you won’t catch the gay, you won’t get blue hair and pronouns from saying cis literally one time

odd thing from the bricklink world: suddenly, out of nowhere, we got 3 different interested buyer requests for a random ninjago set released 4ish yrs ago. did some video blow up that mentioned it? is there a zeitgeisty reason why multiple people suddenly want a big red lego dragon? strange!

it’s a perfect day to open all the windows but they’re doing road work directly in front of our building and the air is all dusty ☹️

If west end Toronto is known for one thing, it’s a desire to get bazookas into the hands of trans kids

[evangelion theme plays]

transphobes do a lot of accidentally hilarious shit but pretending hunter schafer isn’t ridiculously attractive has gotta be the funniest

protest however you like! but don’t kill anyone actually don’t even hurt anyone oh and don’t damage property and don’t destroy product also it’s rude to ask elected officials to do better also make sure to get a permit oh and don’t be loud other than those things, protest however you like

ooh! that isn’t smoke, it’s steam! steam from the steamed sponges were having! mmmmm, steamed sponges!

there was a time when the list of someone's desirable qualities included "car with built in CD player", and when we lost that we lost ourselves

If people kept attacking my house I’d disappear in disgrace and never show my face in public ever again but hey that’s just me

eat shit vik

idk about you guys but I’m pretty sick of the entire world being subject to the whims of the cornfield kid from the twilight zone

if they’re allowed to say that workers destroying product is unforgivable violence, then we’re allowed to say that unlivable wages are murderous

me before I came out, with absolutely zero TV experience: [handed a media job, given a ton of slack and endless exciting opportunities] me, trans, with 7 years & 1000+ TV episodes under my belt and a peabody award in my back pocket: [completely ignored, even for jobs I am uniquely qualified for]

🎵 eight hundred 🎵 🎵 five eight eight 🎵 🎵 two three hundred 🎵 🎵 I’m tiiiired 🎵 today!

the year is 2030. all stadiums are named after online betting markets. the merriam-webster word of the year is parlaymaxxing. the Phillie Phanatic has “killed himself” after blowing the whistle on an internal gambling ring.

probably bad that so many people’s response to learning something different than what they were taught as a kid is either “this is a woke marxist conspiracy” or “I have been teleported to another universe via the mandela effect”

oh ya no we totally believe all women, it’s just that if the person being accused is a democrat, then you’re kinda ruining someone’s career actually, and besides, if he goes away, who’s going to fight trump? you should be ashamed of yourself how dare you

me doing the “four fictional characters you relate to” trend but it’s just four pictures of meadow soprano

personally I’m very sick of “I don’t understand it, so it’s not real” being treated like a legitimate ideology we’re all supposed to respect

these days you have to call it neurodivergent taxi

The Assassination of Jesse James by the Wickedly Talented Adele Dazeem

paired my ps4 controller with my iPad so I can play Dredge and I cannot believe I’ve never done this before

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Canadians responding to anti-trans legislation with “it’s just Alberta”, are you delusional? have you been ignoring what the US has been doing to trans people for a fucking decade? 10 years ago people said “it’s just Texas. ” You don’t get to “at least we’re not Americans” this one

In 30 years we’re going to look back and find that legalized sports betting was like Ronald Regan, in that a broad variety of shit that sucks can be traced back to it. It will be the default joke answer for “why is [any subject] so awful?” and it will also be right