so when do we get the Dershowitz-written op ed trying to “boys will be boys” grok’s deepfakes

crazy how Newsom support has turned into “well he would 100% win, no question, if he ran, but purity checking leftists won’t allow it” it’s like they’re admitting defeat and setting up their I Told You So’s two years in advance

This is great little cute game. It’s worth well more than $2. That’s practically free!

going back in time to convince the writers of Urinetown to call it anything else, so that schools across america aren’t afraid to do a “gross” show, so that more high schoolers can be exposed to a piece of art that portrays cops as a violent gang of sociopaths funded by billionaires

turning a big dial that says luftballons on it and looking back at the audience

🎵 When am I gonna take control, get a hold of my emotions 🎵 STOP LIGHTING THE AUDIENCE 🎵 Why does it only seem to hit me in the middle of the night 🎵 STOP IT 🎵 You told me there's a number I can always dial- 🎵 LET ME DO MY SHOW FOR CHRIST SAKE

my comedy game Landlord Quest is out on Itch and Steam, and it’s only $2! In this economy?!?! It’s got hilarious dialog, multiple endings, even a minigame, so check it out today! And remember: 🎵 they don’t go to heaven when they die 🎵 For more info visit landlord.quest

lego announced “Smart Bricks” yesterday, which are NFC-enabled bricks & minifigs with lights & sounds, hell yeah brother let’s speedrun the death of creativity by incorporating pointless tech in everything!!! nice job putting the clash of clans guy on your board of directors lego that’s so cool!!

remember that video of all the celebrities singing Imagine

Imagining a smiths songs about a meatball parm hero

buffalo buffalo buffalolololololololo

thinking about my old coworker who was an Elon megafan. On the day Smash Ultimate came out I got to the office and said how stoked I was to play the game when I got home. He asked “how many copies did you buy?” I said “uh… one? I only need one” and he said “you didn’t buy any to resell?”

rise and grind let’s get bred

the Brigitte Macron thing reminds me of the Imane Khelif thing. Cis people clutching their pearls going “how dare you be treat a cis woman the way we treat trans women, she doesn’t deserve that abuse”

why can’t he just croak already

20+ blocks is such a low bar for a label, I get blocked by psychos just for being trans, there are accounts that show up here and immediately block tens of thousands of people. You could get blocked by 20+ people by accident

designer drug that makes you hear damon albarn saying “it’s coming up, it’s coming up, it’s coming up” while it’s kicking in then plays the rest of the song when you start peaking

Me: I did my shot! You: Great job Kate! I’m going to celebrate by buying your hilarious game Landlord Quest, so you can get more HRT! Me: that’s so kind of you, was the buying process difficult? You: Not at all! The game’s cheap, and I easily found the Itch & Steam links at www.landlord.quest!

when I learned as a kid that “gobstopper” wasn’t some made up wonka-ism and that’s just what british people call jawbreakers, I got really mad

extremely fucked up that “performative” now means “caring about anything”

Going thru the archives cont’d — Bob-Omb Battlefield [Super Mario 64] made for SGDQ2024 bristol paper, cardstock, sketchbook paper, Woodland Scenics grass flocking, & clear acrylic rod

if you’re using this news as an opportunity to once again blame marginalized people for harris’s election loss, you are beyond saving

anyone know what time Carney is gonna give his monthly spineless capitulation press conference

the final boss of “woke up to pee and made the mistake of looking at my phone”

“b-but I have to keep using X, I cultivated an audience!” you’ve had over two years to figure out a plan B, the excuses mean nothing anymore

i was supposed to post this on Christmas but I forgot... SORRY!!! here's EPISODE 2 of my hit new show CALL NOW! with cece radio and Callie G @chuuurls.bsky.social www.youtube.com/watch?v=iooo... check out that ooo in the URL... sick

wow that’s so 2025 of you

yes, AI is being used to make CSAM and revenge porn and it’s telling people to kill themselves & their loved ones and it’s destroying the environment and it’s infecting every creative field but hey, you gotta admit, it sure helps me make my grocery list

the online discussion about pluribus has made it very clear to me that most people watched breaking bad because it was a cool show about a cool guy who’s really cool and makes drugs and is a total badass cool guy

violet just let out a huge meow and somehow activated siri

playstations when you turn them on after a power outage: UHM EXCUSE ME HOW DARE YOU. YOU IDIOT. YOU COMPLETE ASS.

I have still not been paid the large amount I’m owed from work. It is supposed to come soon. In the meantime I am trying to come up with a few hundred dollars for bills and food. If you can help me out I can pay you back when money arrives. Thank you. Sorry. PP: @StellaSacco CA: $sacc DO NOT VENMO

saw a guy on the bus with a phone in each hand, both of them running pokemon go. hell yeah brother

found a super high res scan of the original illustration and I’m gonna convert this into clean line art for my tattoo artist friend, this is actually happeninggggg

I got got again

one time when I worked at the genius bar I helped Phil Collins right before closing and when he was leaving up the stairs my buddy started blasting Susudio on the huge demo bluetooth speaker and Phil laughed really hard and did a “why I oughta…” gesture at him

the liberal switch up on marjorie taylor greene is unbelievable. It really is 100% all about trump to these people. As soon as someone tiffs with him, they’re a good guy and it’s all “welcome to the resistance”

going back in time to assassinate gertie the dinosaur and start the chain reaction that will end the minions forever

really upsetting to see CBC run stories framing an emergency room death like “don’t you just *hate* waiting for the doctor? we really should move to private health insurance, it’s much faster”

“British culture” and it’s just centuries of men in drag insisting it’s actually not drag, it’s a different thing that isn’t gay at all

violet

if you make excuses for gen AI by saying it eliminates “the boring part” of making art, you are a coward and a baby

🎵 woke up this mornin shit myself my pants 🎵

the “avatar isn’t culturally relevant” comments are rapidly approaching “lol nickelback sucks” and “pineapple on pizza is an abomination” levels of annoying

"isn't it weird how nobody talks about the avatar movies" - everyone

just gonna get this in one last time before the season is over: Barenaked For The Holidays is truly the best holiday album of all time

RETVRNuary

Don’t forget to leave a brick out for Ben Folds this morning

my wife didn’t like her present (I asked grok to give her a christmas-themed vulgar roast)