Like A Dragon: Infinite Wealth (2024)

This game fucked me up in the best way One of those works of fiction which every human should get to experience, would make us better as a species

There are more moments than I can count of 1000xResist knocking me on my ass. It is a game that repeatedly makes you think it has gone as hard as it possibly can before proving it can go even harder. But there is one quote that I have held dear during these times.

Just met Donald Trump in his iconic red hat!

i think people are too harsh on bsky because it is actually social media itself that is dying, not any particular site

Plunder - and his butler, Feepers!

This is Penny. She had her first vet appointment today. Was diagnosed with a case of the eepies. But other than that passed with flying colors. 12/10 (TT: misspennyperry)

It would be very funny if this is what got Rubio excommunicated

The author sent me a copy, and it's really something to behold in person.

Cursed couples outfit idea

ok but we’ve learned laws don’t really matter anymore, the governor should just act and sign the new seats into law just like texas and florida. fuck it

Virginia Supreme Court declaring Democratic gerrymandering illegal while Republicans are literally wrapping themselves in Trump flags while disenfranchising black southerners is the most on brand moment for the modern USA.

Levar Burton in Community

I always love getting these political surveys because I love the riddle of who is paying for them based on the horrendous way the questions are slanted

“Now your child can visit steamy jungles, grassy plains, and the dark depths of the ocean”

im not voting for anybody that doesnt have the balls to throw this skin tag in a dungeon

That’s a real pick me up

“NO FUN - NOT WORTH IT!!” is an objectively hilarious send-off for a suicide note. It’s like an angry one-star Yelp review of life. It’s like what our three year old shouts when we tell him he has to clean up a mess he made.

I hate to say it, but I am absolutely the direct target for Kiss From A Rose based nostalgia.

I have two last wishes: 1: I want my remains scattered around Disneyland 2: I don’t want to be cremated THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER

gonna have this post in my head forever

horrible day to find out that fox was also in the files

I love Fox McCloud

Gonna need to grab that Jester pin

Us ghosts gotta improve those approval ratings

funniest thing i’ve ever seen

what's funny is that dems do have a problem of gobbledygook, but it's not in 'talking in a ton of academic jargon' which pretty much no nationally known dem does. it's in 'a subject has come up that the dems are desperate to avoid directly addressing'

Dawkins spending his entire career berating basically pretty normal people for being so stupid as to believe in God and then immediately giving himself Roko's Basilisk Derangement Syndrome after talking to the AI catgirl waifus is just the funniest shit.

SHINEE’S BACK!!!

tag yourself, I’m my disappointed mother

This is why we need to be able to cancel people. For the health of society this kind of shit needs to be unrecoverable. If you get caught doing something this embarrassing you have to not be able to ever go outside again

I was at a Loss on what to use this for

Pretending to be your own mom to tell yourself that you’re a good boy is very Norman Bates Coded except Bates ran a successful business

oh yeah got around to forbidden solitaire: great shit, still the most inventive work being done in the genre. for example: putting stealth mechanics into a solitaire game is insane, doubly so that it actually works.

I love how every CEO nowadays is a k-holed dork in a leather jacket.

BlueSky users when we get the chance to post about how trains are neat

Hindsight is 20/20 but this was extremely obvious in real time

People keep asking Alan Moore questions about comics he's disowned when they could spend more time asking him questions about things he actually gives a shit about—and get answers as glorious as this.

Ate

Ezra Klein’s main contribution to American political discourse is to mislead his audience about prominent far right figures, sanitize and normalize them, tamping down opposition. Charlie Kirk did politics exactly right, be more like him. Elon Musk cares only about cars and space, admire him. Etc

This remains one of the funniest social media posts of all time

I now must condemn Hasan Piker youtube.com/shorts/x9pqm...

i thought aaron was just reposting the same clip but in fact trump is *still* rambling about the three cognition tests he took recently except this one is about a squirrel i am serious

I’m not going to lie, I don’t think we should be having a Mets Gala this year. The team’s playing real poorly and they aren’t even in town for it.