when you're a teen you feel like an adult and when you're an adult you feel like a baby

i dont think rush read tom sawyer

I especially love this diagram.

this is what actually got my parents to deactivate all their meta accounts and start a family discord server

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the holy trinity of nerdy guys that get angry about capitalism

something kind of cursed about seeing footballers be mesmerized by and falling in love with huge gas stations and pop eyes chicken. Like a siren song luring them away from social safety nets and public transportation to be dashed upon the rocks

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Zohran is launching a direct care access fund for transgender youth in NYC. Happy Pride!

This is great stuff! Lots to glean, but I particularly appreciate this: many unpreempted grade crossings not only slows light rail, but makes travel time far more unreliable. Riders have to plan around the worst average trip time, not the best.

Wacom recently asked me to talk about why I make queer comics, and given there are multiple bills right now floating around in congress that are effectively "we will kill your livelihood if we get a sniff of queer" I had some pretty strong, simply feelings to relay.

"Trump's 13-Year-Old Accuser"

the mexican restaurant on my block should stay open until midnight

i feel for gollum having to take these two brunch yuppies on a camping trip through a warzone

death penalty for all involved. death penalty for Miller, Noem, Bovino, Homan, Jonathan Ross, Jesus Ochoa, Raymundo Gutierrez, Trump, Musk, Thiel, all of them - the death penalty for their mass murders is the only justice #ICErapeskids #AbolishICE #AbolishDHS

These are the exact words she posted: “BREAKING: The ICE agent who shot and killed Renee Good in broad daylight has been identified as Jonathan Ross by the Minnesota Star Tribune. I think today is a great day for Jonathan to be indicted!”

If there's anything I've learned from killing characters in my shows, it's that every time a character dies it's because they deserve it. Characters who die are morally wrong and characters who live are morally correct. Every story follows this simple equation.

If someone from the FBI visits you about your algae posts the correct thing to do is to say you won’t talk with them. Please do not talk to the FBI. Like, at all. They have no sense of humor and they will take your stupid joke and charge you with lying to an agent.

(while being killed) stay alert everyone this is just a trial balloon for them killing someone more important

Rest in Peace to one of the most iconic artists out there

pedocon theory unbeatable

Federal agents harassed and threatened a woman in my hometown because she stated a widely reported fact on social media (that ICE agent Jonathan Ross murdered Reneé Good). And they did it *while she was working at a polling location on an election day.*

SoftBank’s investor presentation is one of the greatest things ever made. I’ve been thinking about it all day. These are the real slides shown in a speech where Masayoshi Son said he wouldn’t retire for at least another decade. The goose stuff is truly demented. Bravo group.softbank/media/Projec...

oh so does that mean when i stayed in a giant airbnb in paris (that the owners live in when not renting) AC in every room that they were conservative?

This is the kind of tech innovation I want to see. Slightly less convenience (both parties must have their browsers open for the duration of the transfer) for way more peace of mind (nobody else can see, monetize, or train robots off your files).

Thinking about the great library

Instead of giving clicks to the #1 Newspaper that supported the invasion of Iraq, maybe look at this article about how dangerous American pickup trucks are by my lovely co-host, who never once laundered the American invasion of Iraq

the best chance the Prairieland anti-ICE protesters have is that we keep their names and their case on our lips as we eventually move to a post-Trump era, that we fight for their pardon as an essential part of departing from fascism.

30 years for moving a box of zines. Des Sanchez Estrada was not even at the noise demo that led to this. The state is attempting to make an example of these anti-fascist political prisoners. We can expect the crackdowns to continue & escalate. Take this seriously. Don't back down

they are sending you a message

This isn't a joke, it's not hyperbole, this is what they actually said - and GN mentioned the same is happening to companies like G. Skill who have been selling RAM to consumers for *decades*

mfw never liking Anthony fantano because he shit talked Arctic Monkeys and now everyone else finally agrees with me. Never trust anyone who doesn't like Arctic Monkeys!

dream workspace 2025

sleeping

me when i get 3 mistakes: this is a bad game its too subjective and stupid me when i get 0 mistakes: i love this game this is better than wordle

World Cup visitors in LA are getting a free LA experience (breathing very toxic air for an unknown amount of time).

Me: its time to open up this pit! Construction Contractor: please, no

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this guy fucking sucks at drawing dinosaurs

The GPU is not your enemy. The GPU was intended to channel magic smoke into the drawing of triangles, the virtuous shape. Evil men devised wicked shapes that should never have been drawn, and have used their influence to hoard the GPUs and twist the magic smoke toward the shape of their perversions.

It's my birthday today so you know what that means... Everyone wish a Happy Birthday to @leftatlondon.com and buy her music and merch right now!

I've actually never seen an explosion do this before cool