Instant all-timer here:

“She has marks on her neck and wrist from where agents restrained her. Agents cut off her wedding ring and held her in leg shackles at Whipple Federal Building for about five hours.” Her crime: witnessing ICE, from a distance.

Important

A creature commish

An out nonbinary candidate just won a seat in their ruby-red Ohio town by 13 votes. They didn’t believe it, either. thebuckeyeflame.com/2025/12/09/g...

my boss at my seasonal job has a loaded handgun behind the register and he keeps getting mad at me and the other employee for saying “you’re gonna be so pranked when i shoot myself with that thing”

whoever invented salt was really cooking

Sketch vs. Final

The RCMP violently arrested a Forest Defender for standing between industry and ancient forests. As you watch this, they are clearing camp to make way for continued old growth logging in the Walbran Valley Donate: chuffed.org/project/defend-the-upper-walbran-stand-with-pacheedaht-elder-bill-jones

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This project is taking ages to ink but it is fun :)

If you were elected to public office (never mind whether you'd ever actually run), what book would you swear in on? How To Blowup A Pipeline

both the best Discworld book and the one most appropriate to public office

I am attending a webinar for my job where the presenter seems to be saying that kids are falling behind in reading comprehension ... so the solution is to give AI to underprivileged schools ...

Man we're going to have to issue clean devices for international travel for the return trip.

oh neat looks like I can share this back cover art now for the Strixhaven: Omens of Chaos book for Magic The Gathering

If you really dug ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER, I urge you to check out HOW TO BLOW UP A PIPELINE.

if i designed a video game it would have microtransactions. i really really want a porsche

its not apples fault that liquid glass sucks. they spent all their design money bribing trump.

is cloudlfare down or something none of my podcast apps are working and I can't work without my podcasts!

The future is building a humanoid robot at great cost to replace hiring a guy to hand out water bottles, then hiring a guy to remote control the robot handing out water bottles.

to commemorate alan dye moving from apple to meta, here's one of his best quotes

the "plight before Christmas" episode on Bob's burgers is one of the best holiday episodes of a show ever and gets my eyes watery every single time it's so so good 🥹

Chop Chop!

wake n bake eat an entire frozen pizza and watch gremlins day

this has become a very important video to me

580 - Min-Max Baby

I know what’ll turn this around. one hundred dollars worth of sushi

Welcome to your Vape Wrapped 2025: - you hit the vape 10625 times this year - up 10% from last year - February 17th must have been a stressful day, you good chief? - You are now severely nickel poisoned. Feeling weak?

i will never let the US department of state manufacture my consent to go to war with latin america because i KNOW who has been there for me as the only torrent seed in my times of great need and that i will never forget that.

We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over

among many other things, this now completes the loop. it incentivizes people to stage disruptive geopolitical events for pump and dump schemes

a whole new world to explore

DID HE COME FOR YOU LAST NIGHT?

Laws aren't real. They exist solely on account of buy-in from society's participants. Once one side disengages, you no longer reside in a society based on laws. You live in a society based on power and armed force. I am begging folks to accept this so we can get moving.

made a zine last month about the bus !!!! I love the bus!! 🚌 (1/2)

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It’s called “The Information Action Ratio” and Alex Turner and his Arctic Monkeys tried to warn us about it but not enough people listened to Four Out Of Five from the 2018 masterpiece Tranquility Base Hotel & Casino

There's something that irks me about the Arctic Monkeys' 2018 album Tranquility Base Hotel & Casino... and it's that "The Information-Action Ratio" is a *really* good name for a bar, and I'm mad that it's a fictional place

Do y’all ever think about how much Karen Carpenter would have loved breakcore? Would have probably been part of the creation process if she’d been more popular for drumming tbh

The following is a statement from the WGA on the Acquisition of Warner Bros. Discovery by Netflix.

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I’m relistening to a podcast on the time the us teamed up with other countries to make a fake phone company to catch drug dealers and it was successful and then the podcast is like “the reason they ended the program was it took too much money searching texts and stopping murders” like ?????

::taps the sign::