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I used to be a graphic designer but then AI replaced me they/them/theirs older than ICE 🌊🐭
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back in my day comedy was in a tiny room in the back of a comic book store, and I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time
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Mr. Joshua
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Sajan
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Sasquatch Diaries Feb 6th
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Eat the Epstein Class
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Luke Plunkett
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ah the drone footage of this skiing is INCREDIBLE they're going SO FAST
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Will Quinn
about 11 hours ago
Daily bunny no.3223 brings the catch of the day
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mike taddow
about 12 hours ago
are…uhh…are we the penis?
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RIP Greg Brown. Look at him fucking go. We dont make indie bands like this anymore.
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Ross MacLochness
about 14 hours ago
If you haven’t, listen to this guy tear it up on “Stickshifts and Safetybelts.”
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While Frank Sinatra plays Stormy Weather the flies and spiders get along together. Cobwebs fall off on an old spinning record.
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Todd in the Shadows
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Aw man! Shitty day. RIP to a guy who played guitar in a band that did not sound like a single other band
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daviss
about 20 hours ago
At Whipple where expired dicks are being thrown at ICE vehicles and those believed to be agitators. The area has been a place of protest since thousands of federal agents arrived in the city. Near Minneapolis February 7, 2026
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ハタヤ
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shan🎷🐛
about 13 hours ago
I am returning to the Gizz bootlegging scene in 2026! Currently working on a fun boot project inspired by Richard Scarry I am affectionately calling Gizzytown
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Nicholas Grossman
about 22 hours ago
That highly classified whistleblower report Tulsi Gabbard covering up? Guardian reports it’s an NSA intercept of a call between a close Trump associate and “an individual associated with foreign intelligence.” Sounds similar to Trump’s campaign chair meeting Russian intel and sharing data in 2016.
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NSA detected phone call between foreign intelligence and a person close to Trump
Whistleblower says that Tulsi Gabbard blocked agency from sharing report and delivered it to White House chief of staff
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/feb/07/nsa-foreign-intelligence-trump-whistleblower
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shan🎷🐛
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colorin something new
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Arin Arcady
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I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans)
1 day ago
Last month the Japanese American National Museum asked me to deliver a keynote speech on what is necessary to combat authoritarianism and preserve democracy. You can listen to it and the Q&A that followed here:
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/i...
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What Must Be Done? The Battle Against Fascism
Podcast Episode · It Could Happen Here · 02/05/2026 · 39m
https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/it-could-happen-here/id1449762156?i=1000748314283
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phoebe
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what have you done, what have you done to me
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francis
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me and bro fucked up after the function
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cari
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Just got this in my TikTok feed. Thanks I guess
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jenny tightpants
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jenny tightpants
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worm adderall
4 months ago
"No no it's just a 'weed vape', it's not smoke! There's no combustion! It just heats up the oil, which vaporizes-" *smokey fucking mauls me*
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gamera obscura
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Dems will run a centrist and he’ll win by a hair. His unremarkable term will be followed in 2032 by a new fascist regime of such malignancy we’ll weep to see it. Four nightmarish years punctuated by small wins later it’ll be the most important election of our lives, on and on, until we tear it down.
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back in my day comedy was in a tiny room in the back of a comic book store, and I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time
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dying at my phone autocorrecting "Tig Notaro" to "big notary". yup everyone's favorite comedian, we all love big notary don't we folks
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hamgod . skin
over 1 year ago
olympics: you are the third best person in the world at Sports bronze medalist: i am going to fucking kill myself
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Isopod Fan Account
3 days ago
A little rusty (1/3)
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It's so fucked up that my favorite artist of all time did the sick ass covers for my favorite show and
@davekloc.bsky.social
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francis
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do u think jesus wondered if all his friends hated him... do u think he was ever like the apostles are probably so sick of me and my bullshit ...
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elf-themed game room is real. I've been there.
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Helvetica Blanc
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From the Archives — 2023 02 01-07 — Ponder 2:
helveticablanc.com/20230202-pon...
Observe 3:
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Coach Finstock
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Everyone in this picture looks like a character from the Bioshock universe
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☀️🌴
about 1 year ago
Everyone i met through shen yun was a backstabbing judas
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☀️🌴
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cedar longpenis
2 days ago
I hope this email finds you well, if you dont respond to my previous email within the next 90 seconds i will be killing myself looking forward to hearing from you, cedar (he/him)
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even if you don't care about music or George Clinton read this whole quote
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2 days ago
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CJ Fogler
2 days ago
Ok now I want them to work dunks into the skating programs
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PJ Holden
2 days ago
Posting this again to remind you you dont have to be an amazing artist to draw comics!
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public health guy
2 days ago
free them all
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans)
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jeffrey epstein being the first domino for the financial crash, video game micro transactions, and Gamergate is making me lose my mind
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Congresswoman Maxine Dexter, M.D.
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I was just denied entry to the Dilley detention facility while my constituent, seven-year-old Diana, remains inside. What kind of sick, horrific conditions are children being forced to endure in there? I will be back tomorrow. Accountability can’t wait.
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Trung Le Nguyen
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Whooooosh
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dave
about 1 year ago
My wife doesn’t let me listen to polyrhythms. “One rhythm at a time” she tells me
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Ben Rosen
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my wife loves me because i’m handsome. yeah i handsome money to her to go shopping. folks
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Stupid Twink
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the stupid twink experience
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become as ungovernable as r/crochet
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RECESSION INDICATOR: just got an add for Taco Bell's "$3 or less" value meals for what used to be "$1 or less". We used to be a proper country.
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Joe Noonan
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Spain’s PM: “The time of hiding behind servers is at an end.”
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