a. the whitehouse vagueposting is getting weird b. the grok reply is the funniest shit i've ever seen

Here's an Arwing model I made from Star Fox like 4 months ago:

Rev Black (the priest ICE shot in the head) also pitched turning these camps into community spaces or multilingual schools and childcare facilities. One day we will not only reverse every hate-filled policy of our country, but we will turn the sites of their evil into monuments to community.

What’s the most you ever lost on a coin toss?

I think children should be taught calligraphy. They should be taught how to identify which instruments are in a piece of music. They should learn advanced color theory. And all of this should be the law. This is not a joke

guys let's write haiku ok yay we're doing it also. i love you.

the connections between glee and harry potter are so scary…. darren criss why did u do this to me

Madame Morrible is to the Emerald City like Kirk was to Stars Hollow. why does she do every job

this is like, literally the exact kind of thing that kicked off the revolutionary war. i'm trying to find a way to be goofy and say i'm exaggerating but taxing shipments in order to pay for expensive foreign wars was literally the flashpoint lol

this is why we need to get more people into homestuck. THERE'S a hyperflexible mythology! what's your classpect, mage of void? knight of time? there's 168 options to choose from. what's your dream moon? are you more of a strilonde or a harleybert? and don't even get me STARTED on romance quadrants

The other problem is that they thought "fortnites" were match-based multiplayer shooters with microtransactions when really "fortnites" are games that are fun when you aren't good at them and can be played with your friends as a non-goal-driven hangout space.

RIP sora

shoutout to this c-span caller

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going to sleep every night like arya stark

Noem, Miller, Bovino, Homan, Kushner, Jonathan Ross, Jesus Ochoa, and Raymundo Gutierrez all deserve the death penalty. Do not let politicians forget this, doesnt matter if they retire or get fired or reassigned, we will not be safe with any of them living #AbolishDHS #AbolishICE

fun fact: you dont need to wait for politicians or the cops to punish Bovino- if you happen to run into him irl you can just say that he made you fear for your life and claim self defense

Starving public hospitals while providing energy to private hotels

you're sharing that broadcast clip without expressed written permission of the milwaukee brewers. im calling the police

Vomit Coffin!

if i had a baby that looked like this id drop it on purpose

the soul of charlie kirk when sora gets shut down

OH NO

wow. now that u mention it the resemblance is uncanny

Leaf That Came Out Too Early Cold As Shit

None of this trash is “inevitable.”

Since we're onion posting. I got fired because I laughed at this too much. I kept remembering it while I was on an important call with the C suites and they asked me a question and this popped into my head and I literally couldn't stop laughing and they removed me from the call. And my job.

Remembering the time one of the zoomers in my king gizzard server didn’t know who Rodney Dangerfield was and drew this perfect image

In my opinion, the CEO of a company who is spending more than they're earning despite being one of the most successful companies existing means that the CEO is not good at their job and should be fed to a bunch of hungry swine. I mean laid off

My buddy texted me and said "you see the new Dashawn Jordan laser flip" and I hadn't and holy shit that's gonna be one of those all timer tricks. Also left in his scary tweaked 5-0 rail at the end because people need to know no one is more fearless (and insane) than skateboarders

I can't believe I actually prefer the Governator to this

Thread. I'm begging people to realize how much we've already given in just the past 25 years. I'm old enough to remember when surveillance wasn't ubiquitous and before ICE or the TSA existed. There was even a time when the average cop wasn't kitted out for full on urban warfare.

introducing my family to discord was a great way to get them off of Facebook but now I have to deal with my mom's Nitro+ custom emojis

tos doodles

DHS is younger than Mountain Dew Code Red, we do not need it.

at the rate things are going Iran might actually get reparations

trump and musk killed those pilots

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we probably shouldn't be growing alfalfa in the middle of the fucking desert using dangerously scarce water resources! It seems like it'd be a layup to buy these economically unviable farms from these farmers, shutter them and recover the water rights to stop the Great Salt Lake from drying up?

if I had kids this would be me

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Trying out a new style with blorbos #StarTrek #StarTrekLowerDecks #lowerdecks #BeckettMariner #BradBoimler

OK, so Homan admits that ICE is not at US airports to assist TSA in security screening. Nothing connected to the shutdown. While he does not admit that their role is to terrorize Americans and body-slam anyone who is no "white enough," that pretty much the only other excuse for their presence.

today I feel