Everyone in LA hearing that crazy thunder:

Seasons Greetings from Glendale, CA /cc @americanamemes.bsky.social

People in LA right now:

Me getting a loud earthquake alert and then not feeling it:

I can't believe where the next season of The White Lotus is taking place!

Today’s #teslatakedown Glendale, CA.

We lost a legend yesterday

That earthquake was the true sign that today was truly HOLLYWOOD’S BIGGEST NIGHT!

Are we doing Earthquake Twitter on Bluesky?

Starting March 1st on Inst*gram, we will figure out what’s the worst parking lot in LA!

I can't believe it. Google Maps renamed the Silver Lake Reservoir!

The line at Porto’s

AMC A-List announced they’re going up to 4 movies a week the same day I was going to launch the corduroy version of the A-Lister hat.

Me every time the AMC employee asks for my ID to use my A-list:

Them: What’s your favorite part of LA? Me:

Me when Din Tai Fung says my table is ready and my party isn't all here:

People in LA checking Watch Duty today:

People in LA when there's a little bit of snow on the mountains:

People in LA today now that it rained:

LA waiting for those black clouds to start raining:

If it actually rains this weekend, the number of people saying “We really needed this” is gonna hit an all-time high!

2025 Academy Award Best Picture Nominees as LA Landmarks (A thread) Conclave (2024):

Everyone in LA the past week:

I'm so sad to post this… RIP to the legend of the Burbank Bob’s Big Boy, David Lynch! He understood LA better than anyone else.

LA. Please stay safe today. This app has been very helpful. And, get a bag ready to go in case things escalate in your area. And, FYI Planet Fitness is offering free access to their showers, wifi, and charging stations. app.watchduty.org

Vibes in LA today

People in LA waking up at 4am last night to the scariest wind sounds:

People in LA hearing that the wind tomorrow might get up to 80 mph:

Forever grateful @americanamemes.bsky.social made these so I can preach the gospel of AMC A-List! #3MoviesAWeek

The vibe in LA between New York’s midnight celebration and ours:

The 8 photos that defined the year 2024 in LA:

POV: u are seeing THE BRUTALIST at the Burbank AMC

How it feels to run an errand in LA between Christmas and New Years:

About to double feature Sonic 3 & Nosferatu. Shoutout to my fellow AMC A*Listers! Hat from @americanamemes.bsky.social

@americanamemes.bsky.social I can’t believe you’ve done this

PSA: People in LA! Don’t forget to leave out Zankou and an Erewhon smoothie for Santa tonight!

People in LA looking at traffic for the next two weeks:

Me when I don't take Sepulveda to avoid the 405:

I’ll be home for Christmas 🥲 @americanamemes.bsky.social