Resident Evil Requiem is a video game about a woman named Grace who's having a very bad time and a man named Leon who's having a very good time

Quick question: fucking what?

Assassin's Creed: Teapot Dome

If you're at the airport and Kristi Noem is doing the ominous little message from the TSA screens, you no longer have to do anything she says. Leave your laptop in the case, whatever.

it's me

You know it’s bad when people are out here Yeats posting

My all-time fav

the entire pitch of Cuomo was that sure he's a loathsome sex pest but he has what it takes to stand up to Trump, and then the hot leftist starts every phone call with "what's up big dog" and gets Trump to do whatever he wants.

Extremely revealing details in this interview

Hey what the fuck are we doing?

that carbon dioxide collects in the atmosphere to cause a greenhouse effect has been known for 125 YEARS

“my children might see the children I voted to put in shackles, how shall they grow up”

Turns out that “I love this place, I’m gonna show you how much I love this place, and let’s fix some broken shit together” is a winning platform

nasa employee: oh hey u guys are back early astronaut: moon economy is about to boom nasa employee: what? astronaut: *loading a pistol and getting back on the rocket-ship* moon economy is about to boom

KERSHAW: And lo, on the eve of plenty, Zachariah came to the Ephesians and delivered the news. VOTTO: there’s no god. We’re just a cosmic mistake. RIZZO: AYY! OHH! COSTAS: that’s 2-1 to Ohtani www.mlb.com/news/clayton...

Did the music for this MANSCAPED Super Bowl spot 🏉

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Whenever you see a story about how liberals aren't making their conservative peers feel welcome enough, this is who they're talking about.

Incredible that the last 20 years seems have to been heavily influenced by the Forest Gump of pedophiles

Fellow writers: I am deeply saddened to share that if we want the rewards of having written, we must submit to the mortifying ordeal of writing

Mike Tyson’s Punch Out (1987)

RIP Greg Bovino

"If I get unalived by frozen water with pew pews..." shutupshutupshutupshutup

so bari definitely got the heads up that noem is being shitcanned, right?

Can you even imagine what the French would be doing right now

@chrisgeidner.bsky.social Chris - have you seen any update on the witnesses they uh, “took” to Whipple? Appreciate your work immensely

It is way, way worse than the first video made it look. He was helping someone else up, got maced, and then got dragged to the ground from behind and shot multiple times.

As always I advise people to be measured in your posting. Lots of things are worth getting arrested for; a post on a website is not one of them.

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Unacceptable.

@dril.bsky.social why the fuck are you posting on threads and not here you big baby

there are plenty of reasons Air Force One would suddenly turn around. for example, they may have forgotten Kevin

Me, reading and studying history: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!! Me, realizing I am living through a historical event: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.

The reactionary centrist logic is simple: if the left does something bad it’s the left’s fault, and if the right does something bad, it’s also the left’s fault for making them do it. It’s a simple formula and once you see it every one of their arguments is the same

Been shouting this at anyone who would listen for over a decade now

they've got Raffi calling for regime change. something has shifted.

they were always going to defend this. they absolutely fine with the idea of killing anyone who oppose their nazi agenda. they’ve been intentionally advertising to and recruiting far right maniacs in hopes they would escalate this far

@jeffgerstmann.com any idea what the kids’ light up drawing board you mentioned on the show recently is called?

Oh it’s like a BUBBLE bubble

Appendix-ass branch of government

Make him the fucking Parade Czar and let him have his fun

This was a show for children

Incredible thread