Thoughts on Marshmallow?

Happy to be stepping in

Happy Halloween #7 everyone. May you stay warm and toasty welcoming in the new year.

My mellifluous voice happens to bless this stream in the last 10 minutes

2025 in 25 seconds

Countdown to Halloween #7 begins tonight at 9 PM EST www.youtube.com/live/Is0LCky...

Tomorrow night at 9 EST! Call in and spread some Halloween #7 cheer

Big Nick is right, DO NOT eat the rice.

Tips on getting rid of your Wet Man

It's Santapalooza 2025 picks for the best new Christmas songs of the year! Congrats to @nicklutsko.bsky.social, @robertafidora.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy, @simonloverules.bsky.social, @knpknpknpknp.bsky.social, @dandyboyrecords.bsky.social and everyone else! We'll be back on November 20, 2026!

I left cookies out for my Wet Man and he didn’t eat them. Should I be worried?

From my Wet Man to yours

I spread the joy of gremlins time with my family Christmas cards this year.

The Desmond Dip - hell yeah

Wishing everyone a wonderful gremlins time

Simply having a terrible piss-mas time.

i love a good looped video and folks, this is an excellent looped video.

Big Nick never misses. Unlike his cats who keep missing the litter box.

Banger after banger. Amazing stuff

Sequel to Cat Piss just dropped

I’m sick of singing about piss

uncritical support for big nick’s assumption of the office of FBI deputy director 🫡

it's almost wet man time!

Probably just a coincidence that the most famous alleged pedophiles frequently hung out with Jeffrey Epstein

Computer, enhance...

ENDS vinyl has arrived! Shipping in January nicklutsko.bandcamp.com/album/ends

Really exciting news

Pour one out for Dan Bongino

He's wet?

Never pass up an opportunity to share this classic by @nicklutsko.bsky.social

Realtor: Oh, that door? That’s nothing you’ll have to worry about. Maybe once a year, but I wouldn’t give it a second thought. Let’s go check out the master!

[radio shock jock voice] Big Nick and the Wet Man

"Does that imply that there are multiple Wet Men?"

Me every other day: The internet was a mistake Me watching this: God bless Al Gore's internet

Pairs nicely with cookie decorating

People are coming out of the woodwork to call me the “King of Christmas.” Very humiliating for @philbraun.bsky.social

Perhaps the best musical tribute to holiday overeating and The Wet Man ever composed, @nicklutsko.bsky.social's "Big Nick Christmas" is one of 2025's top Christmas songs. Not being sarcastic. Now at @bandcamp.com!

As someone who is currently on my way to also looking like Elvis in his final year, this speaks to me. We should all let the Wet Man in our hearts.

It’s not too late to add it to your holiday playlists

If you actually pay attention to the lyrics of the christmas songs, you'd know that there is probably only one Wet Man; he comes back quicker and stronger because he's gaining strength from each subsequent escape from the grave. But carolers just loooove the part about multiples 🙄

y’know i was feeling very stressed about the holiday season but after watching “Big Nick Christmas” i am filled with hope and cheer. we can all crawl out of that dark, wet hole… together!

Have I mentioned that he’s absolutely drenched? Let’s see if Bluesky mods will let the Wet Man in their hearts

Wet Man is the reason for the season!

Instant classic Christmas tune folks

Well deserved. America really seems to be in a Wet Man moment.

Big shout out to Carl on capturing all of these wet, beautiful memories

Wow!

That’s the end, take us home @nicklutsko.bsky.social

I’ve now watched this more than 1 times and I think I finally understand what Christmas is all about.