FBI Deputy Director “Big Nick” Lutsko
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star of snl / grimlin 3: dawn of desmond / shrek 5 / rightful owner of muppet ip / singer as well
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Looking to spread some yuletide cheer with my new song “Big Nick Christmas”
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Thoughts on Marshmallow?
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Happy to be stepping in
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Carl Kloster
7 days ago
Happy Halloween #7 everyone. May you stay warm and toasty welcoming in the new year.
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Rachel
7 days ago
My mellifluous voice happens to bless this stream in the last 10 minutes
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2025 in 25 seconds
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Countdown to Halloween #7 begins tonight at 9 PM EST
www.youtube.com/live/Is0LCky...
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Tomorrow night at 9 EST! Call in and spread some Halloween #7 cheer
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Big Nick Live: 5th Annual Countdown to Halloween #7
YouTube video by Nick Lutsko
https://youtu.be/Is0LCkyLK3A
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Corey Konieczka
9 days ago
Big Nick is right, DO NOT eat the rice.
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Tips on getting rid of your Wet Man
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Santapalooza
13 days ago
It's Santapalooza 2025 picks for the best new Christmas songs of the year! Congrats to
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and everyone else! We'll be back on November 20, 2026!
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Carl Kloster
12 days ago
I left cookies out for my Wet Man and he didn’t eat them. Should I be worried?
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From my Wet Man to yours
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Carl Kloster
14 days ago
I spread the joy of gremlins time with my family Christmas cards this year.
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Queen Pickles and Robe Guy
14 days ago
The Desmond Dip - hell yeah
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Wishing everyone a wonderful gremlins time
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Carl Kloster
15 days ago
Simply having a terrible piss-mas time.
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motzenballer
16 days ago
i love a good looped video and folks, this is an excellent looped video.
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Be Cool, Be Wild, Be Eric
16 days ago
Big Nick never misses. Unlike his cats who keep missing the litter box.
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Kevin
16 days ago
Banger after banger. Amazing stuff
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Jess Whitecroft (she/her)
16 days ago
Sequel to Cat Piss just dropped
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I’m sick of singing about piss
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seasonally appropriate el ❄️
18 days ago
uncritical support for big nick’s assumption of the office of FBI deputy director 🫡
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Nicole
19 days ago
it's almost wet man time!
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Probably just a coincidence that the most famous alleged pedophiles frequently hung out with Jeffrey Epstein
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Rachel
20 days ago
Computer, enhance...
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ENDS vinyl has arrived! Shipping in January
nicklutsko.bandcamp.com/album/ends
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Really exciting news
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Pour one out for Dan Bongino
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Gilliam
21 days ago
He's wet?
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Rude Law Dog
21 days ago
Never pass up an opportunity to share this classic by
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Jason Karsh
22 days ago
Realtor: Oh, that door? That’s nothing you’ll have to worry about. Maybe once a year, but I wouldn’t give it a second thought. Let’s go check out the master!
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Emma Arkell
21 days ago
[radio shock jock voice] Big Nick and the Wet Man
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RevDJEsq says Abolish ICE
22 days ago
"Does that imply that there are multiple Wet Men?"
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Tanya ✨️
22 days ago
Me every other day: The internet was a mistake Me watching this: God bless Al Gore's internet
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Matty
22 days ago
Pairs nicely with cookie decorating
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL
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People are coming out of the woodwork to call me the “King of Christmas.” Very humiliating for
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Santapalooza
23 days ago
Perhaps the best musical tribute to holiday overeating and The Wet Man ever composed,
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's "Big Nick Christmas" is one of 2025's top Christmas songs. Not being sarcastic. Now at
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Big Nick Christmas, by Nick Lutsko
track by Nick Lutsko
https://nicklutsko.bandcamp.com/track/big-nick-christmas
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Trav Foster
23 days ago
As someone who is currently on my way to also looking like Elvis in his final year, this speaks to me. We should all let the Wet Man in our hearts.
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Joshuawfully Neat
23 days ago
It’s not too late to add it to your holiday playlists
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Ryan H.
23 days ago
If you actually pay attention to the lyrics of the christmas songs, you'd know that there is probably only one Wet Man; he comes back quicker and stronger because he's gaining strength from each subsequent escape from the grave. But carolers just loooove the part about multiples 🙄
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Jeff !
23 days ago
y’know i was feeling very stressed about the holiday season but after watching “Big Nick Christmas” i am filled with hope and cheer. we can all crawl out of that dark, wet hole… together!
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Have I mentioned that he’s absolutely drenched? Let’s see if Bluesky mods will let the Wet Man in their hearts
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Rio
24 days ago
Wet Man is the reason for the season!
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Purdy Compute 🔓
24 days ago
Instant classic Christmas tune folks
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Carl Kloster
24 days ago
Well deserved. America really seems to be in a Wet Man moment.
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Big shout out to Carl on capturing all of these wet, beautiful memories
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Wow!
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL
26 days ago
That’s the end, take us home
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JenBeee
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I’ve now watched this more than 1 times and I think I finally understand what Christmas is all about.
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