Okay, so I will laugh if Good Omens turns out to be better because of Gaiman's defenestration.

Every moment of The Testaments makes my soul feel like it's about to leave my body. Terrifying.

Oh my God, shut the fuck up about windmills, you foolish old coot. How the hell are you even alive with that runny egg of a brain?

My father was a relentlessly self-degrading casino owner from Queens with high grade sociopathy and a penchant for buggery. He would womanize, he would tweet. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the phrase "prime the pump." Sometimes he would accuse popes of being weak on crime.

fun fact: no pangolin has ever done a single thing wrong in the entire history of the world

Did this bitch just quote Thomas Aquinas for Unfathomable Dummies to the actual pope?

Yeah, sorry, but I still hate him.

aw fuck, we’ve got fraggles. they’re bigger than I thought. woke up last night to see one standing in the corner of my room, vaping

Went for a walk and a pint and spotted the best example of free will I've ever seen

I do enjoy that David Lammy is still out here trying to convince us he is actual friends, flyfishing buddies, with a man whose personality brought down the government of Hungary, and persuaded notorious oxygen-enjoyer Pope Francis to stop raging against the dying of the light.

RIP Moya Brennan, a wonderful singer, composer, harpist, sister of Enya, and gave - with Clannad - the first ever performance in Irish on Top of the Pops. www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zHT...

Oh please, please, please can we have an excommunication? It would be so funny, and so richly deserved. We need nice things so badly.

Objectively one of the worst people to write about this because she’s leaving out how she and other white women let a lot of these assholes slide because their first targets were Black women She called Milo charming dinner convo She can go to hell

Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto https://theonion.com/man-who-threw-molotov-cocktail-at-sam-altmans-home-claims-he-was-following-chatgpt-recipe-for-risotto/

Sir, you had a halo, and light was shooting out of your hands. I know you have access to far better medical care than you actually deserve, but I doubt even your shithot doctors can do that.

No, seriously - who is voting for this besides a handful of Rowling-pilled Mumsnet posters? How is this a priority in the light of...well...everything else?

The Church of England is so chill they'll tolerate me, a godless heathen who frequently blasphemes, never wears hats in church, and is always only there for the architecture and the ossuaries. Of course, I'm pretty good at Cake, which is always a way in with the clergy.

Happy 20 years of Neil banging out the tunes 🐀🎶🎉

I admit my blood ran cold when I heard the new Pope was American. My first thought was that MAGA had bought him. Didn't count on someone bringing such Chicago energy into beefing with the cult's slop brained Allfather.

I'd ask what the fuck happened overnight, but I'm guessing everyone's least favourite pop-pop has been in the black tar Boomer brain slop again?

We need to give serious thought to how else to take advantage of Vance's god-tier ability to repel all humans.

i hope the white house sends vance to campaign for Reform in britain

You can't blockade the Straits of Hormuz, you soup-brained old scrote. Ffs, what are we we even doing here?

I want everyone to understand just how much terfdom and the gc movement is a man’s rights movement

You say #splashdown parachutes—I say #Tunnocks #teacakes. Still amazing & awe-inspiring to watch. Isn't international co-operation a wonderful thing?

I can't stop laughing at this post. It's perfect.

They put a warning label on rap albums.

Emma Slawinski, of the League Against Cruel Sports, said: "Year after year we see horses dying at Aintree for people's entertainment and a cheap bet. Sadly, Gold Dancer is the latest victim of this heartless spectacle, which flies in the face of animal welfare." www.bbc.co.uk/sport/horse-...

The duck who lives here must be absolutely f***ing massive.

Another week goes by, and this has now reached 98,000 signatures!!!! 🎉🎉🎉 On now to 99,000. Once again, I ask any woman reading this, who is disgusted at the treatment of trans women in the U.K., to please sign it at the link below👇, then pass it on. Every signature counts. Notinourname.org.uk

when two of your friends start hooking up and the rest of you know it’ll end in disaster

TIMELINE CLEANSE

People do this? I'm so upset.

We’re proud to include voices like @natashadevon.bsky.social MBE - journalist, campaigner, and long-time advocate for women and young people - in our growing movement of women speaking out in support of the trans+ community

People in comics & the British fantasy scene! If you were around in the 80s-90s & are willing to speak on or off the record about Gaiman, please DM me or reach out on email. I will put you in touch with someone working on a longform piece. They are wondering why no one, so far, is willing to talk.

This is Koyuki. Please do not disturb her. She's in ice cream scoop mode right now. Needs to focus. 12/10 (IG: fuji_bull)

Oh wow. Has she not been best?

I went and saw Project Hail Mary. A guy came in with his service dog and the dog sat there the whole time just concentrating on the movie. Afterwards I told the guy I was amazed your dog watched the movie like that. He replied, me too especially because he hated the book.

Fine, I'll bite. WTF is a sovereign AI and why the fuck would we ever need one?

I enjoyed this book a lot. A sort of social realist psychosexual neighbourhood Quatermass/Doctor Who type story, if that helps you triangulate. Absolutely rips along.

Walking around normally, pretending that you're not terrified your brain is going to malfunction is not recommended. Haven't missed this in the slightest.

cognitive reframing: I am putting ice cream in my coffee -> I am out of milk because I am disorganized -> negative affect I am putting ice cream in my coffee -> I am making affogato, a sophisticated italian dessert -> positive affect

Mantasy? Oh, honey. My new book has men in it. They're doing important things, like fixing the dishwasher, and getting murdered. (TBF the murders are non-gender-specific. There's going to be a LOT of murder, but that's colonialism for you.)

The Brope - at last, a Pope for men

BREAKING: Following the American threat of an “Avignon Papacy,” Robert Kennedy has begun a Diet of Worms

Last week Dad was very ill. While the brilliant paramedics were saving his life... The landlord of the local pub turned up and demanded they move the ambulance as they were blocking him in.

For some reason thinking about that time my sister helped me program a clock into our 16K ZX Spectrum. If you got so much as a single character wrong the clock would go all Salvador Dali, but we managed it. It kept time, too.

This isn't a tactical voting tool - it's a way to get involved in local action to help progressive (mostly Green) candidates win target seats. Worth a look if you have some capacity to help with delivering leaflets or knocking doors over the next month

Clap your hands if you believe in blood clots. 🫀🧚

Okay, I didn't think anything could make me laugh, but Trump 'probably' read Machiavelli? What kind of probability are we talking here, because I doubt he's read Machiavelli. I think it's more likely that he thinks Machiavelli is some kind of pasta.