It's just going to be Donnie's Nursing Home Playlist all over again. And if you're really good he might do the ghost wank dance to the YMCA.

He's just a very slow blinker, okay? The slowest, from the standpoint of blinks.

So I stopped to get a picture of this double rainbow and the woman with the brolly stopped too and said, "Isn't it perfect?In June, too! Happy Pride month!", and London is so much stronger than they want us to believe. #Pride

You didn't know that you needed to hear snoring today, but trust me, you do. A hummingbird snoring. youtube.com/watch?v=_uEf...

I’m reminded of Sandie Peggie, whose persistent well-documented racism is glossed over by most on the anti-trans side, who‘d otherwise have to make the case that someone with a storied history of being abusive and bigoted intermittently became sensible and enlightened.

Husband noped out of the Good Omens finale at the cold open when they introduced Aziraphale as General. "He's not a general. He's a fat middle manager who lives for sushi. Leave him alone." Amen, dear.

A reminder of what Nigel Farage said following the murder of Sarah Everard by a serving police officer.

Presumably he'll be taking very firm action on any organisation that uses & thereby helps promote the "disgusting" social media site concerned. www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

Nature, uh, finds a way

Between the rioters and the British press I feel like mixing laxatives into Britain's cocaine supply for a couple of months could resolve many things

Always a great sign when you have to do proof of life appearances to show that your cult leader is definitely not dead, blue, and partially mummified in a tangle of Christmas lights.

BREAKING: Massive passenger congestion incident on the Tokyo Underground. 📸 Teagle_Noir

DADDY SAYS THE SHOES FIT FINE SO THE SHOES FIT FINE DO NOT SAY TO DADDY THAT THE SHOES DO NOT FIT FINE OR DADDY WILL BE VERY VERY CROSS

A House of Commons committee has concluded the Government should terminate NHS England's contract with Palantir, citing the company "supporting highly controversial policies & activities"

Keir Starmer smiling normally in front of his very normal mantlepiece flag bunting.

Listening to the Today programme and hearing far right talking points repeated in a soft ‘concerned’ voice.

Good lord. Who are these people? I eat Indian food because Indian food is fucking delicious.

Nobody should need a cheek swab to piss, ffs.

He does this. He's done it before, and he's doing it again. It would, perhaps, be helpful for a government with a large majority to extract their heads from their bottoms and DO something, but they're too busy proscribing YouTubers, and pensioners holding up signs.

Two-tier Britain alright, you can be a member of parliament, hold NO constituency surgeries, be absent from voting for OVER a year, take £5 million from a crypto guy, and still have a job, moreover the press is eager to propagate your racist bullshit without comment

Fisher Price dictatorship

Again: Farage should be arrested and the fact that he hasn't been is the real two tier policing in this country.

Rik and Rik Adjacent

The BBC have invented Goodwin's Law: any political discussion programme must include a Nazi.

Oop. Huge gobs of rain all at once.

Oh, no reason.

Support Jamie: his pins are fantastic! Here’s my Bunsen burner pin ❤️🧡💛💚🩵💙💜🤎🖤🩶🤍

You can't wrap your hand around someone's throat then scream that they're scaring you.

The BBC never fucking shuts up about immigration. It has a special little guy who bobs around in the Channel pointing at small boats and doing a scary voice.

Had my tits squished for the first time. Remarkably easy, although I gave them plenty to work with. Also the MRI says my brain is normal, which is news to me and everyone around me.

Happy Pride Month from Labour!

Me when people tell me I should stop using em dashes because it "looks like AI" 👇

You know what the North Sea does have? Wind. It fucken wimdy up there. It was blowing a hoolie the last time I was up that way, and the windfarms were making bank.

Pedro Pascal at the Fantastic Four: First Steps premiere in Berlin was asked why he stands up for the trans community. His answer: “It’s important to stand up for those who are simply asking for the right to exist.” Powerful moment. #PedroPascal #TransRights #LGBTQIA

I'm not built for slopworld. I'm so addicted to accuracy that I just spent half the morning reading about grappa so that a throwback line about after dinner drinks wouldn't be an anachronism.

But why does it matter? Well, apart from the IP issue, Dr Jamie Gallagher has raised £35k for homeless LGBTQ+ people by selling his pins. The knockoff ones... have not.

Love this bit on Ai from the Royal Society. A classic case of the probability engine getting itself in a mess and revealing its complete lack of understanding

Possibly the most frightening talent of the brown bear is an uncanny ability to blend seamlessly into the environment in an almost chameleon-like manner, allowing them to easily surprise their unsuspecting prey.

One of the most talentless people ever to waste oxygen ALMOST gets it. Almost.

I did wonder when the unhinged posting spree was coming.

The founder of the racist intimidatory “raise the colours” has been charged with murder. Can you spot what’s missing from the BBC report on this? The same BBC who gleefully list the country of origin of non-white suspects? Name not in headline even www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

I've just written a whole thing about the Conclave of 1484, when I could have more accurately introduced the pope with a dick joke. Bonus points, the dick joke was real. (The punchline was not)

Happy Caturday! #cat #ProofOfCat #Caturday

Sam Altman wants an actual license to kill you. This bill: the "Artificial Intelligence Safety Act"😒 would give companies like OpenAI immunity for mass murder including nuclear, biological, and radiological attacks assisted by their bots. youtu.be/34bMvXOQfEM

In Italy in the 1940s they used to say: "There are three things incompatible with one another: intelligence, honesty, and fascism. Whoever is intelligent and fascist is not honest. Whoever is honest and fascist is not intelligent. And whoever is intelligent and honest is not fascist."

WTF is an AI-enhanced electrocardiogram? So they're basically applying a glamour filter to his ECG so it looks younger?