In good news, a little one was born in Utah🦒 www.sltrib.com/news/2026/01...

Watching people "talk" to ChatGPT is looking more and more like Gollum speaking to Smeagol

The thing you have to remember about Laura Loomer is that she, like most in the Trump administration, is every bit as stupid as she is evil.

Welcome to my current nightmare. Those edges? Yeah. They've all got to be stitched down. My carpets are a disgrace of frayed bits.

They're creepy and they're kooky Mysterious and spooky Their lungs were very goopy The Bronte Family They all were dreadful teachers Their dad & beaus were preachers They died on moors and beaches The Bronte Family www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...

Tim Allan, who just quit as Starmer's director of comms, was on the board of the trans-eliminationist hate group "Sex Matters", whose director of advocacy Helen Joyce urged transphobes to get through to "decision makers" so that the "numbers" of trans people could be "reduced." That's what they did.

I admit I saw clips, but only to rubberneck at Kid Rock doing the worst lip sync since Mimi Imfurst stopped the show on Drag Race.

Heads up, that image of the side by side of Matt Goodwin outside a voter's house? It's 'spoofed' ie. fake. And the owner of the account seems fond of yelling at anyone who points that out. If we lose the truth in this fight we are truly fucked.

Messy bullshit. Can't be having with it.

My goal as a parent was always to raise better men than me I just received a video from one son of my other son juggling dildos outside the Whipple Building There are many things I could have done better but I can't really argue with the results

People have been enjoying opera for ages, even though they don't speak Italian or German or French or whatever.

🎵 If they ask you to pay money it's a scam 👏👏 🎵 If they ask you to pay money it's a scam 👏👏 🎵 that is not your favorite author or a stunning book club offer 🎵 They are asking you for money=it's a scam 👏👏

Ornithology 101: Owl life stages 🦉

Nick’s ad just aired!!!

This person is a scam artist. They’re offering financing on whatever their “founding membership” is. Evil

They didn't figure anything out. They just typed in the cheat codes and sat around baffled that it wasn't fun anymore. They remain baffled to this day because they're really not that bright.

How to write a book with A.I. 1. Don’t

Telling myself that devoting my weekend to a long, annoying tube of sewing was not a terrible mistake.

This is Coral Hart. Avoid her. She is a thief who 'writes' crap books.

Good. Now do Streeting.

Labour: we're banning asylum seekers from using taxis to get to medical appointments. Also Labour: Greens should stand aside in Gorton and Denton by-election to prevent the horrible racist party getting in.

Pictured: his expression on a cold Christmas morning when he discovered that rabbits do, in fact, do it like rabbits.

@lucympowell.bsky.social disabling quotes and replies on a post telling the greens to stand down the by election, is really a terrible look and it’s extremely embarrassing, if you are going to make bold sweeping statements expect some pushback and allow it

A perfect summary of our moment from armond(dot)needs(dot)rest on IG and Tiktok www.instagram.com/reel/DUU20Vg...

Fae or timeslips are both good suggestions, but, let's cut to the chase. What's the rent? I can put up with the Fair Folk if the rent is right.

My favorite artifact in the "you don't need AI to do art" discourse is, of course, screenwriter Dan O'Bannon's sketch of the facehugger to explain it to Giger.

i kneeled to take a sweet pic of her with her eyes closed and facing the sun and instead i instantly got a whole serving of stanley kubrick shit from someone who’s afraid of shadows, plastic bags, shoes, and her own tail.

I bet he eats like an ugly, fussy kid. I bet his palate is as hopelessly chicken tendies as his deformed Redditor personality. Fucking freak can't even handle pasta.

I need this cold weather outfit, although I have no hope of looking as stunning as this model.

we got your genetic tests back and it’s definitely maybelline

i love european olympics opening ceremonies. the second the ioc names a european host city the prime minister calls the culture minister into their office and says "find me your strangest homosexuals. give each of them a period of our great nation's history, a kilo of cocaine, and Ten Million Euros"

For non-UK dwellers, who might not recognise the extent to which this is dangerously wrong 👇🏻 UK plugs have three pins – one at the top for earth and two at the bottom corners for live and neutral. Live is always fused. The *only* thing the planet-destroying spell-checker got right is the colours.

I actually went and checked it really said this… Obviously they were too cowardly to go on record - I mean, who'd want to admit publicly to being "pro-Starmer" - but yes, the person this unnamed Labour MP hates most in politics is @zackpolanski.bsky.social Out of all the people to choose 🤔

I remember the first time I read this one. Ended up frantically texting @chronicleflask.katday.com to say we'd got an absolute banger on our hands.

What a strange week for this, my most Minnesotan story thus far, to come out. Points if you can find all the most Minnesotan of Mentions.

Just Clockwork Oranging a film that Mark Kermode called 'more depressing than A Serbian Film' into military eyeballs. Sure nothing could go wrong with that.

If you treat childless women like they're witches then you're about to find out that yes, a lot of us DO wish to live deliciously, actually.

There's so much to hate about this frankly Nazi take on 'family', but I always wonder what happens to us childless women in Goodwin's perfect society. Are we pitied for our poor dusty wombs, or hunted for sport, Matt? Because either sounds fucking terrible.

Like almost everyone else, I thought this was a spoof - but no

Anyway, weekend project is re-covering a once furry draft excluder that's been kicked so many times with muddy boots that it now resembles one of those poor dogs on the heartbreaking RSPCA fundraising adverts.

Hemstitch, for example. You can have a really good seethe over a small Italian hemstitch.

I try not to splatter too much of my personality on the page as I'm aware some people find me unbearable, but just realised I do have a habit of writing half-feral PTSD cases who do all their best seething at the business end of a sewing needle. Rose, Jem Exley, and new baby Becky fit the mould.

New sewing machine is not going back to the shop. We are friends now.

For a minute there I thought he wrote the whole quote in the snow and didn't know whether to applaud or suggest a proctologist. Either way, excellent use of a full bladder.

All my apes, accidental

You know for a fact he posted it, laughed about it, then sat smiling serenely on yet another self-made mud pie.

Dear Neighbour, please vote for that nice Mr Goodwin so he can measure the heads of undesirables with calipers and determine whether they're fit to continue breathing. Much love, Patricia Realperson.

This could be why Bitcoin is crashing. People are switching back to high yield tulips.

Yes, why DID this issue become so heated and polarised, I wonder?