Andy Burnham, is that your false messiah, UK Labour? Lmao

This is a desperate call to help my friend Amal. Her son is critically injured and needs immediate treatment to survive. The medical costs are too high for the family. Even $5 can help save his life. Please donate if you can and share widely. chuffed.org/project/save...

Reminded a little of that Beryl Cook painting that was doing the rounds this morning bsky.app/profile/muse...

saw nigel kennedy live tonight. outstanding tbh.

These pictures go so hard

Lmao Labour are so fucking radioactive. They're like if Chernobyl was a political party.

It's been a couple centuries, you can't expect them to remember every little detail!

isn't being "done with papacy" their whole set-up

[sigh] the news never tells you about the Protestants who *aren’t* done with the Modern Papacy

There's nothing better in sports than a mascot fight

He’s right. Years ago, when Cyril the Swan decapitated Millwall mascot Zampa the Lion, I marched straight into the police station to report a crime. An international war crime.

yes.

i got one of these too (Oxon) and again, despite being decently pleased with our libdem MP, i am so bloody tired of being told 'vote for us to keep the other guys out!' no!!!! i will not! i will vote for the party PLEDGING POLICIES I WANT TO HAPPEN.

Got a Lib Dem election leaflet that’s basically like “we know you’d rather vote Green or Plaid, but only we or Labour can stop Reform here [citation needed] so could we maybe have your vote on the basis of this alone?” Lol

Alex Jones Gregghead confirmed. Just wait until he finds out that @timheidecker.bsky.social killed the Electric Sun 20.

100% if i remember back kids were not supposed to be on social media anyway, mine are grown up now but had games and a kids browser in the 00's. wtf are parents playing at letting kids go online unsupervised, it's like letting them wander the street at night.

It's also just like...okay hear me out here. If predatory companies are making it harder, nigh impossible, for parents to...parent...why are they allowed to exist again? Eh? Shouldn't the solution be to haul those bastards before the government and make them explain why they shouldn't be jailed?

Especially because--and follow me here--I grew up in central Texas during the Bush years. No amount of trying to outsource parenting to state-sanctioned surveillance and abuse will actually improve outcomes for kids. They'll just find LESS safe ways to get hurt that are MORE illegal.

As a parent of a 15 and 12 year old I wholeheartedly agree.

Switched on the news as I eating lunch and the social media/age verification thing came up again, and It'd just like to restate that it is the job of parents to, well... parent their children. They need to pull their fucking finger out, sorry not sorry.

Gumbus is Gumbus imo, totally unique.

This is incredible.

read some stuff online btw about buprenorphine being a potential depression treatment, and I've definitely noticed an increase in my mood. that's totally anecdotal and could be down to other facors ofc (like not being on a 24/7 quest for more drugs), but I thought I'd mention it.

If you're a cis person who thinks that Starmer and his government being appalling on trans human rights is a non-issue because 'nobody's perfect', rather than a telling insight into a fundamental lack of respect for basic human rights law, and a necessary warning for all people to heed...well.

A vote for the Lib Dems could deliver the most transphobic government in Scotland's history.

Today marks 2 months off opiates lxds

Enjoying these shorts of Mark Procks doing Tim Heidecker doing The Beatles and Alex Jones. #oncinema

Gumbus is Gumbus imo, totally unique.

[whispering to date while scrolling Bluesky when Gumbus first appears on my feed] That's Gumbus

Someone try and plagiarise Hbomberguy again I wanna feel something

Folks, folks, FOLKS!

open for a surprise

Also telling your own voters to “F off” is a pretty stupid strategy. She clearly knows her time is running out and is just lashing out. This is very much a government that is dying.

Can't think of anything funny to say about this. Mahmood's repeated weaponisation of racism to defend her racist policies might be the most immoral thing a minister has done since Osborne's Philpott comments

“Israel isn’t going to commit suicide for pity points.” But it will do it because its government is completely insane and aligned with another government which is even more insane.

obviously wales & scotland (& especially the latter) have our own history of participation in said empire, but that's one reason why I critically support independence, despite my libertarian socialism: to move past all that horrible shit, & to bring about the end of this monstrous united kingdom.

and in the long term it will work out about as well as drug prohibition generally, i.e. very badly. although it will provide another big boost for blokes who sells cigs that fall off the backs of lorries.

this seems totally bonkers to me www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Write to Stonewall. • Tell them you supported them in the past. • Tell them why you won’t be supporting transphobia. Cut direct debts. Don’t by the merch. Tell your direct contacts.

Lest we forget, the Daily Record was originally called the 'North British Daily Mail'. The powers-at-be love to try and make it happen now and again

the caps lock on my new laptop is where the "a" was on my old one so that's taking some getting used to as well. I sent a text to someone that made it look like I was screaming lol.

the welsh and scottish equivalent of a "west brits": presumably a west englanders and north englanders.

I work the same night job as Gumbus. Goodnight.

it's the same thing as ukrainians who identify as russian really, mutatis mutandis

I know this type of celt, and it's honestly a form of self-hatred imo. they're embarrassed to be from a "small" country and so identify with the bigger, more "powerful" england-dominated UK and its history of empire etc. in other words, they wish they were anglo lol.

i've been saying this lol. it's very funny to see rightwingers in the celtic fringe jump on the reform bandwagon. i'm a foreign migrant? ok, well, you're a national traitor, so.

twll tin pob dyn reform; cachgwn yn siarad cachu uniaith. (apols for lack of circumflex)