David Cross folks.

Instagram has discovered an entire new country called Greece. Looks amazing. I don't think it's going to stay a secret for long though. Trust me, watch this space, in a year or two everyone will know about it and it'll be HUGE.

Ugh

Ah yes, the three main meals of the day - breakfast, lunch & dinnep.

Without saying 'Riders on the Storm' ....what is the greatest track by The Doors?

How is this not front page news? www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

"Think back to your childhood. Do you remember when the anxiety started?"

A mass walkout of the UN General Assembly as Netanyahu prepares to speak.

THIS is why I love Soho. I was walking along listening to a recent musical discovery of mine, a modern Italo Disco band called Mind Enterprises, when I walked past Bar Italia and they were standing outside. Soho is truly magical ground where you never know who you might bump into.

You had meat ramen?

Trump's speech that he's giving before the U.N right now is toe-curlingly awful. The man has no self awareness whatsoever. It's incredible to behold.

The British people DEMAND their daily update!

Normal people: Could we invest in public services a bit, y'know like the health service, education, housing... stuff like that? Politicians: No, but how about some performative cruelty to foreign people instead?

A grim reminder: these people will never be satisfied. There’s no point at which they will say “we’ve won, let’s enjoy life.” They will always be looking for someone else to punish, to revile, to dehumanize. They’re empty without that.

A room full of vampiric billionaires salivating over getting their fangs into the U.K Well done Brexiters & racists. You wanted to "get your country back" but instead you've given it away.

Heard some unconfirmed reports that Trump & Prince Andrew were spotted at Pizza Express, Woking last night.

It's horrifying to think what is happening in Gaza City at this very moment. Every cowardly politician who have enabled this genocide through their inaction have blood on their hands. Fuck them all.

Nearly done with this one 👍

R.I.P The great Hermeto Pascoal This is bonkers but brilliant youtu.be/lZbfNtDCHdM?...

Part of me thinks "this cheapens political discourse". Another - slightly bigger - part of me thinks "HAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA GO ED!" ~AA

There should be a huge anti-fascist march on November 11th - remind all the Tommy Robinson followers whose side we were on.

Watched the excellent Devo documentary on Netflix last night. Their message seemed more relevant than ever having been born out of an act of American authoritarian violence when troops opened fire on students at Kent State University including members of the band.

Over on Twitter... "There is NO excuse for political violence. We will drink blood from the skulls of every left leaning person in vengeance for this heinous act"

george lucas made a three film opus about how a combination of tariffs, incels, and anxiety would give rise to fascism and we all made fun of him smfh

Why are the leaders of the two largest parties tweeting about Charlie Kirk being shot?!? He was a nasty piece of work. Stop normalizing his views.

I bet Boris Johnson is GUTTED that he never got to party with Epstein.

The UK's ambassador to the United States

Real life Babelfish!

Mandelson has always been quite a sinister figure, hasn't he? That he described Jeffrey Epstein as his 'best pal' doesn't surprise me in the slightest.

Currently listening to... youtu.be/2uN0e5Jh348?...

The film I wrote 'Chicken Town' is available to rent from today for the bargain price of only £3.49! The Guardian enjoyed it & so did The Sun! When have they ever agreed on anything?!? www.theguardian.com/film/2025/ju...

This is gross. What are we doing allowing this shit to happen?!?

#FreePalestine #EndTheGenocide

Look at these dangerous terrorists

"Tonight, Matthew, I'm going to be....a cunt!"

Apologies to my family but I have no choice now except to kill myself.

Another unrealistic body expectation for women

I reckon it's about time that Paddington Bear should have an evil nemesis, another bear from Peru that arrived at a different station in London & had a completely different experience which turned it to evil - Euston Bear, perhaps.

Personally, I'd like politicians in power who'd fix the NHS, the care system, renationalize our state assets, improve living standards, raise wages & stop pandering to miserable racists but y'know, maybe that's just me being selfish.

Who is actually running the U.S Health Department - RFK JR or the actual, real life, parasitic worms which are slowly eating his brain? Wouldn't this be the greatest move ever made by parasitic worms? To infiltrate the health system & destroy it within to further their species cause.

Trump is already 45 minutes late to the special announcement he was going to make to quell rumours of his demise. The White House necromancer is so getting fired over this.

If Trump is dead I bet he had his consciousness uploaded by neuralink into some AI programme that mimics his personality so that the US can be ruled over by an immortal robot avatar of himself that walks around spouting his favorite catchphrases & doing that weird little dance he does to YMCA.

Trump's nappies are growing too pungent to transport through the White House without setting off the sprinkler system.

@mrjamesob.bsky.social 💥Farage ‘Jason I’m sorry mate - this is all great fun - but I’ve never, ever been to the Russian Embassy.’ Jason “no leadership of UKIP, ever?…” Farage ‘Well I was the leader of it Jason, for most of that time, and the answer is a big no, and I’m going to have to move on!”💥

It's frightening that these two nasty morons feel this emboldened

Didn't have time to take a photo but we just drove past the KLF's car!

R.I.P Donald Trump

Two years ago to the very day that we started principle photography on Chicken Town. Here's Graham Fellows in nosey neighbour mode being directed by Richard Bracewell. Chicken Town is now available to rent on Amazon Prime, BFI Player, Sky Cinema, YouTube, Google Play & Rakuten.