Mainstream Respectable opinion is that people joking about a bad person's death represents a culture of cruelty, but really it represents a culture of impunity. It's a coping mechanism for watching someone do evil their whole life and never seeing consequences

Did Lindsey Graham recognise Paddington when he showed up or do you think he was confused by the sudden appearance of a bear in a duffle coat? I only ask because Graham was famously more of a Disney man. R.I.P 🙏

Coffee & John Holt youtu.be/Z8D8Kp_sMu8?...

This headline makes me feel like I'm having a stroke

Sainsburys really spoiling us with this offer

Had the pleasure of meeting Anne Widdecombe at a charity do once. She was surprisingly down to earth, and VERY homophobic.

Meanwhile on Twitter...

Walked into the living room this morning to find a house spider the size of a guinea pig sitting on the carpet so have had to nail the door shut and now we no longer have a living room.

The complete elimination of Meta would yield unambiguous, far reaching benefits for global society.

A cranium full of cottage cheese

Someone selling some Comme Des Garcon trousers on Vinted used a photo which looks a lot like Mr Bean.

Unapologetically cruising around on my bicycle wearing a billowy shirt & listening to the Gypsy Kings like a massive twat. 👍

Right wing politicians at the moment - "Remember Communism? It's back, in Pog form"

How did this get designed, printed and put up without anyone noticing or am I just an idiot who doesn't realise that "fuction" is actually a word??

Today just gets worse and worse ☹️

Nigel Farage to bow out of public life to spend more time with his money...I mean family.

"I am...the Batman"

People are being quite unfair to Nigel Farage considering that he was very nearly assassinated by a man with a milkshake just because of the beliefs he holds. He's basically a new Jesus, but a proper British one not like that woke, tofu munching, sandal wearing hippy from Nazareth.

Getting my signed David Hockney print remounted & reframed before putting it on sale. If anyone's in the market for that kind of thing gimme a shout.

Getting my signed David Hockney print remounted & reframed before putting it on sale. If anyone's in the market for that kind of thing gimme a shout.

President Twerp

It's not the winning, it's the taking part that counts

Now if only someone from our government would do the same? 🤔🤔🤔

A script I wrote is nominated for a Royal Television Society award tonight. The awards ceremony is in Cambridge. I am in London. Predictably the trains are fucked so I may not be able to get there. 👍

JD Vance has very big handce

What is happening?!? The future is so much stupider than we could've ever imagined it would be.

This would be a good name for a band

I beat the Bayeux Tapestry queue by going to see it on a school trip to Normandy in 1989 instead. Follow me for more useful tips

Holy shit, I've made it onto Vinted. NEVER give up on your dreams, people 🙏♥️

Reasons why billionaires should exist #483

I hate the tech bros for turning the internet from a fun place to discover new things, meet interesting people & promote yourself free of gatekeepers into the hate filled, soulless, joy void that it's become.

Feels a lot like the world is rolling backwards in so many ways at the moment.

Because he's a Nazi? Crazy theory, I know.

R.I.P Penelope Keith youtu.be/8Y-mZaphP5U?...

Might pop a jumper on

Had a dream last that our local park installed a colony of around 50 very bad tempered komodo dragons that were fiercely territorial & intolerant of anyone else using the place. People were being bitten, picnics ruined, cricket games abandoned, the playground was cordoned off. Utter chaos.

Charity shop art 👍

Why would it say "welcome" when passports are for US citizens??

The mad thing about Net Zero sceptics is that if they're wrong the planet becomes virtually uninhabitable for future generations of humans. If the pro Net Zero lobby are wrong we will have needlessly transitioned to clean renewable energy & true energy independence. It's a tough one, isn't it?

Remarkable how many cuts of meat sound like veteran news anchors facing multiple accusations of workplace harassment: Chuck Brisket Rib Silverside Rump Foreshank Plate Centreloin Flank Saddleback

More bloody repeats

"It was this hot in 1976"

Rare photo of The Beatles alongside Count Orlok aka "Nosferatu" - onboard The Empusa in 1962

♥️ youtu.be/sqP2Sj0d1lw?...

Thursday morning's motivational music youtu.be/9-o3mdIRKHM?...

To people who dismiss the heatwave with "It was like this in 1976" Yeah, and you're still wanging on about it 50 years later. We've had three 1976's in the past 6 years.

Kill the oil companies to save the planet.

Not to add to the "it's hot" discourse but this guy just walked past 🌡️

Here's a nice piece of music to slowly wilt too on a hot afternoon youtu.be/SFMlgzvqCzc?...