When the kids ask me for the upteenth time to help colour their hair.

When my kids ask me for the upteenth time to help colour their hair.

Case closed. They finally arrested the iceberg.

Case closed. They finally arrested the iceberg.

Just saw an ad for my own little film on Instagram which was weird. Anyway, if you live near somewhere that’s showing our queer welsh-language slasher comedy as part of Iris on the Move pop along won’t you?

One of the lazier things you’ll see today

Me: [searches on Amazon for Right Side Windshield Wiper Cowl Extension Trim Part 66894-9NB0A] Amazon: Arrives before Valentines Day!!

“Ignore the smears, I was never a close friend of Peter Mandelson.”

First week in chocolatier college: My dog ate my homework. So obviously the whole family is pretty distraught right now.

The answer will be “podcast”. The answer is always “podcast”.

This is a very stressful box. What does the “E” stand for? What is “Chips Chicken”? Why is the chicken smiling given the circumstances?

First week in chocolatier college: My dog ate my homework. So obviously the whole family is pretty distraught right now.

Skijump Penisdoping sounds like a name JK Rowling would give a Swedish wizard.

Skijump Penisdoping sounds like a name JK Rowling would give a Swedish wizard.

Watching this dung. Even for 2002 it feels dated

Any new followers I get today are getting immediately blocked

imagine getting so thoroughly bodied by the Beano like this

Everyone stop texting me ok? I’ve heard.

Don’t kid yourself, Kamala Harris would also have also forced Jeff Bezos make a $ 75 million documentary of Melania Trump.

9 hour flight time to New York if you’re wondering.

Think your dad loves you? Well Alexander Skarsgård’s dad flew from Stockholm to say 15 words in his boy’s sketch.

There’s got to be a proper thought out plan in a filing cabinet somewhere for him to fake his own death before bolting to Bolivia or what have you. Surely.

Cool.

The mad cunts have invented a thing to take the physical strain out of Instagram

How come if you try and to take a photo at a Panto the ushers give you bollocking, but at a shadowy cabal-run sex island it’s like a West Wales wedding?

You can test new tech ideas using the Seinfeld Test Would the product eliminate the plot of an episode? (Google maps, cell phones, paypal, battery packs) Good tech. Would the product inspire new Seinfeld plots? (NFTs, AI chatbots, crypto currency, blindboxes, metaverse land sales) Bad tech.

Catherine O’Hara is one of the greats. youtu.be/QwLZfPPM7GQ?...

Just off to watch Melania and got the promotional popcorn bucket

Rubbish. And the poster is classic of the “promises a film it absolutely doesn’t deliver” genre

Never heard of this but in the mood for 80s horror so in we go.

If this gets to #1 Trumps fuckin hands will finally just explode

Government to offer free training to all adults to help them learn to enjoy the smooth smooth taste of Benson and Hedges

Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step. 1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish. 2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.

A short film I did visual effects on - "Doppelgänger" is being shown on Sunday at 10pm on BBC Three People still watch traditional television, right..? (It'll be on the iPlayer thereafter and repeated a bunch as per BBC Three) www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m...

Reform: Like Battersea Dogs Home But For Tossers

I'm doing some work-in-progresses of my show Cyril and you can come to most of them. But not all.

I think I’d enjoy the moment of being banished and announcing in a haughty voice that I’m a Faithful more than the money if I’m totally honest with myself.

Central London, £3,450 pcm

Also my cotton gin has stopped working

This might sound off-brand for me but it’s been a rough few weeks and frankly Prue Leith leaving Bake Off might push me over the fucking edge.

That’s that settled then.

Excited to be heading to Pontypridd and Maesteg with Iris on the Move 2026! Screening + Q&A for Y Tolldy. Come along if you can @irisprize Tickets 4 Feb, Y Muni: awenboxoffice.com/whats-on/iri... 10 Feb, Maesteg: awenboxoffice.com/whats-on/iri...

‘I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of Peace’ - The cat after getting switched to dry food

This episode was a joy to make thanks to the Welsh legends that are @itsdanthomas.bsky.social and @drdeanburnett.bsky.social

Jesus fucking Christ look at these motherfucking cookies

Absolutely loving living in the future.

Me and the 11 year old have been smashing through whodunnits since Christmas but this one got way darker than I was expecting.

Batgirl.

Batgirl.