I think I assumed this would be a more well known reference.

Watching Prince of Thieves, with my kid, for the first time since the 90s and not sure how I didn’t question then why a 12th century witch has a nightclub laser in her basement.

Need to go mattress shopping today.

And how shall we end the fun, Targetted Ad?

I keep getting this ad. Is this an “obscure” sci fi reference, REALLY?

Can’t believe no one has uploaded this to BlueSky (that I could find, anyway), but thanks to Popbitch for the heads-up. If you ever wondered what ex-Children’s BBC presenter Simon Parkin is up to these days … (sound on, swearing, etc):

Tarka the Frotteur

Favourite movie of the year so far. Hope more people discover it now it’s on streaming.

I’m sure owning yacht is very nice but this looks like the least comfortable way to watch a film I’ve ever seen.

Getting more texts like this than usual today.

That’s their culture. www.countytimes.co.uk/news/2607838...

Holy shit he’s in Chuck Norris’ Invasion USA.

Oh Chezzers!? Haven’t seen him in yonks!

Targeted ads nailing it again.

May the Forth be with you.

A Knives Out movie set at the 1995 Hard Rock Cafe Las Vegas launch event.

Before Tik Tok food challenges, the old 96er looked insurmountable. Now it’s nothing

The 90s was a different time for video gaming

Film trivia: No good movie has ever been made my a director with soul patch

I’ve seen a few accounts I follow get hacked the last few days. Time to knock this app on the head as well?

I *think* this might be the most boring celebrity news story any poor sod has ever had to type up

Just me or are Bluesky notifications kind of hot?

Putting a fiver on the pope to get the next Fifa peace prize

I played a blinder on Lettergrams today, and if I can’t show off about it on Bluesky what even is Bluesky? #board7 5/5 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟 🪄 187 points 🔥 streak: 6 puzzlist.com/lettergrams

Trump’s claiming that picture he posted of him as Jesus Christ was meant to be him as a doctor Fair’s fair having seen his doctor I can see how this mixup might have happened.

One time my friend Gareth was working in Game and a lady came in to get a game for her grandchild and asked for “Tom Hanks Skateboarding”

There’s a non-zero chance Drump has asked about sending these boys in

Having to book any further away stand up gigs around ceasefires to make it financially viable.

WW3 could start in 4 and a half hours. I dunno how you guys are spending it but I’ll be trying to connect this bleeding posh new oven to the internet for some reason.

Perfect. This is exactly the kind of User I am.

If Apple starts counting this towards my screen time daily average I’m fucked

People who design Ikea products Vs. guy who designs the actual shop

Enough of the suspense! Who is it??

I’m not saying some elements of society are out of touch but this article refers to Zuckerberg’s $110,000,000 mansion as “no frills”. www.architecturaldigest.in/content/10-p...

Everything reminds me of him

To paraphrase Bill Hicks: Surely it’s time for one of the oil companies to show him footage of the JFK assassination from an angle no one’s ever seen before and go “any questions?”

“Knot tying communities”?

Are people still inventing new knots? Like, when did the last new knot come out?

Awww RIP. She’ll always be D.A.R.Y.L.’s mum to me.

wouldn't it be funny if EVERYONE blocked this Attie AI account @ bsky.app/profile/atti... before they could do anything with it

Uk celebrities with names that sound a bit like Star Wars names Rio Ferdinand Bobby Davro Orlando Bloom Bella Emberg Damon Albarn Keith Chegwin

Uk celebrities with names that sound a bit like Star Wars names Rio Ferdinand Bobby Davro Orlando Bloom Bella Emberg Damon Albarn Keith Chegwin

the human body was not designed to know what the worst person in the world is doing every fifteen minutes

Why does every picture of this git look like a Reuters photo of an SNL cast member who’s just been sacked?

Conposer of the the Duck Tales theme tune as he’s playing it to Disney execs for the firs time