“Knot tying communities”?

Are people still inventing new knots? Like, when did the last new knot come out?

Awww RIP. She’ll always be D.A.R.Y.L.’s mum to me.

wouldn't it be funny if EVERYONE blocked this Attie AI account @ bsky.app/profile/atti... before they could do anything with it

Uk celebrities with names that sound a bit like Star Wars names Rio Ferdinand Bobby Davro Orlando Bloom Bella Emberg Damon Albarn Keith Chegwin

Uk celebrities with names that sound a bit like Star Wars names Rio Ferdinand Bobby Davro Orlando Bloom Bella Emberg Damon Albarn Keith Chegwin

the human body was not designed to know what the worst person in the world is doing every fifteen minutes

Why does every picture of this git look like a Reuters photo of an SNL cast member who’s just been sacked?

Conposer of the the Duck Tales theme tune as he’s playing it to Disney execs for the firs time

The least observant person to ever own a TV has a gripe.

Are you in Glasgow? Great. Me too. And I'm at Gael & Grain, 7pm tonight. In fact, I am currently pondering putting on the jumper I wear for the show right now, and risk getting something on it during the day. Come along and see how I got on. www.glasgowcomedyfestival.com/events/garet...

Tomorrow’s Laura Kuenssberg guests have been announced

Just realised who Starmer reminds me of.

As Nick Clegg’s in the spotlight again, here’s a short thread of the time I took his bizarre 2020 Politico photo shoot and turned them into Edinburgh posters. 1/4

“Mr La Forge, set course for a town called Malice.”

Joke of the night so far

What is the internet anymore?

I’ll save you a click it’s public speaking

substack.com/@baininthene... Absolute pleasure talking to @garethgwynn.bsky.social about his upcoming Glasgow show!

As Nick Clegg’s in the spotlight again, here’s a short thread of the time I took his bizarre 2020 Politico photo shoot and turned them into Edinburgh posters. 1/4

Our short comedy slasher is “dropping” on S4C’s YouTube this week! youtu.be/wZzA2i3_5OI

We have hiss-off! Episode 1 of THE SNAKE BOYS SHOW 🐍🐍🐍 is now live on YouTube and wherever you get podcasts. This month, @atomcrowley.bsky.social, @tpneenan.bsky.social and @johnrain.co.uk suggest 9 TV shows that they think people be sleeping on. Episode 1: www.youtube.com/watch?v=oi58...

Can’t unsee this now.

Every few years I remember this movie exists and then don’t actually watch it. I just watched the trailer though and note with dismay that its production company blatantly ripped off their logo from the Welsh though

Can’t unsee this now.

My phone charger cable in the car just died after three years. That’s 135 in human years.

Got some test results back.

Thrilled to announce the algorithm has finally figured what targeted content to show me.

11 year old liked it. 8/10. Brutally, she sided with Meg Ryan on ditching the allergic guy.

The 90s were wild. Watching Sleepless in Seattle with the kid for the first time in years. Meg Ryan’s character now comes across as a sociopath for [spoiler] dumping her perfectly nice stable fiancee just (literally just) because he has allergies.

#TBT to 9 years ago when I was up for an acting award against Robert Picardo for some reason.

I’m watching Twin Peaks for the first time. I’m really enjoying it, I’m great with the surreal stuff but the speed with which Diane is getting Agent Cooper’s microcassette notes in 1990 via the American Postal Service is bothering me.

O’n i wir yn meddwl bo Dario Argento di gwneud film cymraeg fan hyn am eiliad.

You know what? This one was broadly fine. Probably the most palatable of the lot. That’s as glowing a review as I can offer.

Let’s get this over with.

There’s no two ways about it, the Resi movies are an utter slog but this might be the sloggiest one yet. It’s 95 mins long and it’s taken me all week.

Sometimes I’ll remember this once happened and it blows my mind all over again.

Fuck off tho

The food van by the Screwfix carpark is serving coffee in Johnny Walker paper cups for some reason

No cheating your last saved picture of a celebrity is your therapist. Guess how much he charges an hour.

Best 36 seconds you’ll watch today.

remember when andrew was whingeing that his new house was too cramped?

I keep hearing this is an overlooked minor masterpiece. Can anyone vouch for it?