Wordle 1,657 5/6 ⬛⬛🟨⬛🟩 ⬛🟩⬛⬛🟩 ⬛🟩⬛⬛🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Prediction: slightly awkward prick of a year

Possibly my favourite house in any movie

I can’t explain it but these look like fake props for a movie set in 1986.

Most movies only have 1-2 writers, but what if a movie had 7 or more?? It would probably be the best movie ever made

Now that was a fuckin’ movie

I’m on the radio at 4pm. It’s a comedy panel show. Radio Cymru but I bet you’ll get the gist even if you’re not a welsh speaker.

Mad cunt

How I'm walking out of 2025

I’m going in

Fed A Ration

Extremely funny to call the pope “holier-than-thou”

Probably my favourite merry christmas text I’ve ever had.

Games Industry, just stop announcing your fantastical release dates.

First guy you see in the greatest movie of all time and I don’t think I’ve seen him in anything since

In a pleasing turn of events I just bought a replacement TV remote and it just straight up worked straight away without having to cunt about with codes or something This is genuinely the third best thing that has happened to me this year.

More awful news. RIP James Ransone

The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go. Oh fuck. It was Ghost.

I’m laid out with this flu, so just wanted to watch the most mindless thing I could find and folks I’ve hit paydirt.

I thought at the time this would become a classic holiday watch but it fucking hasnt has it?

9 episodes in. Really enjoying it for all its daytime soap production values and performances.

Imagine having the time and energy to beef with a stranger in the comments section of a “The Brittas Empire: Where Are They Now?” article.

I forgot this was the case.

Happy birthday Dick van Dyke. I often think about the juxtaposition of these two news headlines.

Watched the pilot for free via illicit methods. It’s fucking shit and much of the acting is criminal. And I *still* enjoyed it. So I’ve committed and bought the box set.

I’ve been misreading this every time.

Me (a ventriloquist): what’s your favourite games console My dummy:

Alright I’m 15 mins in to the pilot. I’m quite enjoying it but I’m a bit surprised by some of the… well I suppose it’s *acting*

I never watched Babylon 5. Should I watch Babylon 5?

Me: [Facing my Demons]

If anyone found out the state of my YouTube recap of the year I would simply have to leave this hemisphere.

Having a new floor going down next week and needed to order aggregates, but due to an email voice dictation error have just ordered 1.6 tons of “angry cats”.

It definitely isn’t.

What I'm wearing to the BlueSky Christmas party

Dan Houser of GTA fame lays down some truths.

Oh shit waddup

Scarface is a Christmas movie.

browsing marketplace and suddenly I need a new desk

I like games but this is veering close to “curtains for Zooshka” territory for my old ass.

I asked google AI how Ridley Scott looks so young and she got kind of sassy

Half the couples on MAFS have this vibe by week 4.

Rosencrantz: Do you think Death could possibly be a boat? Guildenstern: No, no, no... Death is "not." Death isn't. Take my meaning? Death is the ultimate negative. Not-being. You can't not be on a boat. R: I've frequently not been on boats. G: No, no... What you've been is not on boats.

The Jimbo reboot is boring as fuck

This is what Peak Male Performance looks like.

My five eras

RIP Udo Kier. Makes every movie better just by his presence. A wonderful actor and also I love how he decorates.

Post a movie where your from

First you get down on your knees Fiddle with your rosaries Bow your head with great respect And genuflect, genuflect, genuflect Do whatever steps you want if You have cleared them with the pontiff Everybody say his own Kyrie, eleison Doin' the Vatican Rag