Geoffrey Chaucer's Mediaeval Festivitye! linktr.ee/jlukeroberts

The Christmas ads are coming out - it's time to buy tickets for Christmas shows, like this one (my one).

This is tough for me, I had thought clowning was an artform pretty well protected from AI.

Can't wait to bring You Wait. Time Passes. to Nottingham on Saturday as part of the Wormhole Weekend - gonna be fun! www.nottinghamcomedyfestival.co.uk/joz-norris--...

A lavely rocamondootion!

Haven't said 'buy my books' in a while. Buy my books! Fantasy comedy funtimes! farragobooks.com/fb-author/ga...

I'm doing a work in progress at The Bill Murray tonight. I don't know if anyone's coming. You could come, you know. www.angelcomedy.co.uk/event-detail...

The sheer greasy desperation from these bastards that any violent crime is committed by an immigrant so they can continue their grift. Even when they know it isn't true. Foul.

Ahem. Erm... if you enjoy this joke, why not come and see me make basically the same one but while pretending to be Geoffrey Chaucer this Christmas? 😬 linktr.ee/jlukeroberts

Absolute perfection. #Reform

I like how you can use emojis to zoom in on a pig 🐖 🐷 🐽

Hi Lisa Nandy! I’m a BAFTA winner from a small town. Instead of asinine questions like this, why not tell us how we can continue to make a living in the eviscerated creative sector over which you notionally preside?

Manchester has extended its lead quite rudely

I'm doing a work in progress on monday, and I've sort of forgotten to tell anyone. So, come along please. www.angelcomedy.co.uk/event-detail...

You thought there were only werewolves? Well, soon you'll be changing your tune - There's whatwolves, And whywolves And whenwolves as well And wolves that go "How?" at the moon

And if the Tower of London had loads of corgis in it.

An autocorrect has just made me realise how much fonder I would have been of the Queen if she'd gone around surrounded by half-a-dozen pet corvids.

Manchester rubbing Brighton and Bristol's noses in it

Best-selling show to least-best selling show: 1. Manchester 2. Edinburgh 3. London 4. Bristol 5. Brighton Brighton and Bristol, to save your cities' honour, buy tickets now!

I often use my knowledge of central London geography to remember which former 90s starlet I’m going on a date with

I've often wondered (usually when walking round Soho) if Billie Piper knows she's in this mnemonic.

Good people of Edinburgh, the Lothians and Fife! Very excited to say tickets are NOW AVAILABLE (and free) for my radio record with @zanyzaz.bsky.social and Sikisa, who is too cool for Bluesky. Would love to see you there! www.bbc.co.uk/showsandtour...

Yes, or New Year's Eve as it's otherwise known (wink wink)

Morgan McSweeney frantically googling "how proscribe Green party terrorist"

This will be Quite The Night! Cannot stress enough that it is happening on Dec 30th

Comic con today included trying to explain the concept of a rom com to a Dalek

Just remembered I'm doing a WIP on Nov 3rd in Angel and I should probably tell people about it www.angelcomedy.co.uk/event-detail...

Toying with changing my name to "Honky Tonk Babadookadonk"

It worked! The piece has been found! Thanks, Indispensable Cobbler! And thanks everyone else for looking.

OK, this is a test to see if the internet can help my mum. Can you identify a comic rhyming monologue my mum performed at school in the 1960s? She has been blurting out lines at random as long as I've been alive, but can't remember who wrote it, and internet searches bring nothing up. Ahem: 1/?

We've just added Freya Parker to the Manchester @xsmalarkey.com Christmas show! Tickets here! wegottickets.com/event/677514 (Early bird tickets available for XS Malarkey members)

yikes, unfollowing now. huge fan of his pathological hunger for lasagna; didn’t realize he’d kicked odie off the end of the table

I fucking knew it.

Every now and then the Earth's magnetic field completely switches poles, and all the polar bears and penguins have to change ends too.

"The idea of deporting people with settled status is disgusting, and anyone proposing it should be immediately drummed out of polite society. Breaking promises made in good faith to our friends and neighbours is racist, extremist and immoral." I'm basically shouting at the sky here, but still.

Weird meeting old versions of yourself like that, and then realising you come up with similar sorts of jokes.

hey remember when @jlukeroberts.bsky.social and i made a sketch show taster with the director of this country and people like sara pascoe, cariad lloyd and john finnemore? youtu.be/hpyxpU3q8cw?...

Lush has a Scooby-Doo tie-in range, and they've really missed the opportunity to have a bath bomb shaped like a ghost which fizzes away to reveal a normal man inside.

Barry & Tony are back for a star studded New Year's Eve * hoedown like no other** *actually happening the day BEFORE NYE but don't tell Barry, I'm planning the Mother Of All Pranks **actually it's a bit like the Jools Holland one to be fair link.dice.fm/rd0621d811f6

The Mediaeval Poot Geoffrey Chaucer returns for his Christmasse Merrimynts this December - in five whole different cities! Brighton! Bristol! Manchester! Edinburgh! London! Tickets here linktr.ee/jlukeroberts

This is an excellent article www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

Q. What do you call a prehistoric babadook? A. A Yabbababbadook!

My first Ghostwatch watch of the season yesterday. God, it's good. And absolutely horrible.

TROY CLUB! Wednesday 1st October (that's tomorrow)! With one of my favourite lineups we've ever had, including headliner JAIN EDWARDS @jainedwards.bsky.social! The Black Heart, Camden, 8 p.m. (7:30 doors)! Come along, tickets here: wegottickets.com/event/675880

I introduced my US friend to scampi fries, and she was so thrilled by them she has ordered 24 packs to be delivered on a standing order. You never know what it will be that bridges a cultural divide.

All political tribes can be hypocritical but the right's current level of hypocrisy on free speech is deliberate. It's an assertion of power not a blindspot.

Soho run kicks off tonight! So I'm looking back and forwards today. Very proud of everything we've achieved with this show so far, and very excited to be taking it on tour in 2026! sohotheatre.com/events/joz-n...

[me, a journalist who spends all day every day on a social media app where the discovery algorithm is personally controlled by its owner, captain birdseye] you know, a lot of people are talking about fish fingers, we should probably cover that

Tomorrow! Come see @jlukeroberts.bsky.social Will Rowland @barrstard.bsky.social Yuriko Kotani, Alex Bertulis-Fernandes and @adamlarter.bsky.social at Camden Comedy Club! Tickets - tinyurl.com/5n9abe9j