ELECTRIC CHAIR SURVIVOR @nicsampson.bsky.social

@zafarcakes.bsky.social Every time I pass this on the A7 near Carlisle I think of you

God forbid a man have a hobby.

God forbid a man have a hobby.

This is good, actually

Not for the easily offended ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ 🇬🇧

Then you haven't seen the previous winners.

ON SALE NOW #Edfringe2026 TICKETS🎟️: underbellyedinburgh.co.uk/events/event...

Working on my home submission for Dave's best joke of the fringe. This is what I have so far: 1. Seen two birds in the jungle. TOUCAN PLAY AT THAT GAME. 2. So I wanted to write about my arse in a newspaper. SOME ARE SAYING IT IS A FARTICLE. (1/10)

A CLASSIC youtu.be/1DnJ_GNebGU

A CLASSIC youtu.be/1DnJ_GNebGU

_England for the English🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿................................................................................................... . . . . . . . . . . .        (\____/)        ( ͡ ⚫͜ ʖ͡⚫         \ 👉🏿    \  👉🏿 _*April Fool* *1.4.2018*_ _england for everyone😉

Upsetting all the right people. 😂🤣

Do you ever get into work late and say the trains were messed up but they know you're lying because you've got tiger face paint on and you're eating candy floss?

ON SALE NOW #Edfringe2026 TICKETS🎟️: underbellyedinburgh.co.uk/events/event...

EDINBURGH FRINGE 2026 FULL RUN ON SALE NOW tbf underbellyedinburgh.co.uk/events/event...

This is my most prized possession. I'd be devastated if this ever left me like my wife did.

RHLSTP with the brilliant Bilal Zafar is up NOW shows.acast.com/rhlstp/episo... Come and see a live show richardherring.com/rhlstp Clip www.youtube.com/shorts/5iAha...

#Podcasts #Comedy RHLSTP with Richard Herring RHLSTP 604 - Bilal Zafar It’s another studio RHLSTP with Richard @herring1967.bsky.social's occasional collaborator Bilal Zafar @zafarcakes.bsky.social. shows.acast.com/rhlstp/episo...

RHLSTP🔥

THE RUBICON SCANDAL🍹

PORTSMOUTH show, this THURSDAY xo (This link DOES work tbf) studio.portsmouthguildhall.org.uk/webshop/webt...

PORTSMOUTH show, this THURSDAY xo (This link DOES work tbf) studio.portsmouthguildhall.org.uk/webshop/webt...

A yesterday of yesterdays featuring a rampaging dog, a bag of chicken and a sock crisis. It’s a beaut: podcasts.apple.com/ie/podcast/w...

THE RUBICON SCANDAL🍹

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NEW WHAT DID YOU DO YESTERDAY WITH @zafarcakes.bsky.social LISTEN TO IT AND HAVE A NICE TIME x open.spotify.com/episode/5IMn...

A very good episode tbf www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJnW...

A very good episode tbf www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJnW...

PORTSMOUTH ON THURSDAY studio.portsmouthguildhall.org.uk/webshop/webt...

TNT Sport just interrupted Sporting CP Vs Bodo/Glimt to say Netanyahu has died. They announced it like it was a goal in another game.

Pickup Artist EXPOSED @iainlee.com

This feels like one of the @zafarcakes.bsky.social spoof interviews.

The kids of the today need to see this. But they are too busy with their sponge bobs and their square pants!

Pickup Artist EXPOSED @iainlee.com

@zafarcakes.bsky.social had some bon jela and thought of you xoxo

AAAAAND IT'S LIVE!!

8pm HOT PEPPSY END OF

BREAKING: Leaked emails show that Ryan Reynolds is trying to sell Wrexham to Slobodan Milošević.

Why not! It's Bandcamp Friday! Get my entire discography for £11. Live albums! Studio albums! A christmas album! A single I did for Scott Mills! Three and a half hours of award winning parodies!!

On Channel 4 tonight: 'BRITAIN'S MOST EVIL PRAT'

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UPDATE on The Prince Andrew Coin: 🪙👑

Like most middle aged white men I have been cancelled. There is literally no outlet for me to speak my truth. Hear me talk about it on this podcast.

CANCEL CULTURE❌ with @iainlee.com

Me commenting on an Instagram reel of a scene from Ace Ventura: "is this real or satire?"

The FINAL Danny Dyer's Deadliest men. NOW twitch.tv/zafarcakes