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4. My train just stopped so it could change drivers. Change drivers?? I thought that's what the only the what we meant to do on the damn GOLF COURSE.

I've changed my mind about A.I. it's clearly very useful.

Mum's Hull; Dad is Boro. I'm So'ton. It's a living hell. I'm hiding in the shed 🤣

On a train full of Hull and Middlesbrough fans good natured bantering thus far don't think it will negatively impact any mens mental health.

I've changed my mind about A.I. it's clearly very useful.

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