Dulce du leche and carrots

@zafarcakes.bsky.social this you?

new metaphor just dropped

HYDROOTION BROAK

‘I asked Grok, I asked Chat GPT’ ok well I asked Michael Owen and he said ‘tremendous by the way’

HYDRATION BREAK

Whatever we do, we CANNOT let “predictors” gain traction as a term. He doesn’t get to sanitize this. Meta wants gamblers. 100 million regular, 18-34 year old gamblers.

HYDRATION BREAK

Hahahah, peasant

Bills up. Wages too low. Record profits for Oil & Gas. 50 richest families with more wealth than 50% of population. Shit in our rivers. Pensioners jailed for protesting. Migrants thrown under the bus. Supporting a Genocide. That's Starmer's legacy.

Keir Starmer lied his way to the top, took every freebie he could get, targeted the sick & disabled, demonised & scapegoated refugees, gave a top govt job to a billionaire paedophiles best pal, enabled & armed a genocide. Labour MP John Slinger: "This is a man of decency"

Lovely bit of nominative determinism in this

From mobile jungles to shadow art: how Dutch people try to beat the heat

The attacks in Edinburgh, in which an armed bare-chested white man terrorised Muslims, leaving five people injured, don't feature on a single newspaper front page this morning. Two tier journalism

It's obvious to point out attacks against Muslims get ignored - but still needs repeatedly calling out. An Antisemitic attack should be reported and action taken. But where is the same media outrage, cobra meetings and calling of national emergency when 5 Muslims are attacked?

Thomas Partey, who is awaiting trial for allegedly raping a number of women, was barred from entering Canada and could not play in Ghana's opening game. He has had no such problems entering the US and is due to face England later this week.

Newcastle United are just part of Liverpool’s scouting team these days

basketball’s all like gimme that pumpkin i need it and tennis is all like fuck this lemon you take it.

🎶 She wore an Itsy bitsy teeny weeny…

No, BBC News (at 6), innocent families were not “forced from their homes” in Belfast by “masked protestors”. They were attacked by racist thugs. Sort out your language, please.

This is an excellent episode in my imo... youtu.be/1SxIcSQolUQ?...

PETA Billboard Falsely Assumes Man Wouldn’t Eat His Cat https://theonion.com/peta-billboard-falsely-assumes-man-wouldnt-eat-his-cat/

Condoms made of bubble wrap? Poppycock!

Donkey suppositories? You know what you can do with those.

SOCCER TIPS AND TRICKS USMNT.MP4

"Two years ago, Israel committed the Rafah tent massacre. Palestinians were burnt alive in their tents and an 18-month-old was decapitated. "And this is how the Guardian reported it. "Don’t ever forget how the media enabled the genocide." — Hamza Yusuf

Just fucking die, ffs

Some legend started this petition and it’s just been approved! Protect organisations like parkrun when fascist American hate groups try to force them to ban trans people from a fun run. Sign and share cis people. Its the least we can do 🏳️‍⚧️ petition.parliament.uk/petitions/76...

daaaamn london

Bro I swear, this term of right wing hyper-capitalism will work, bro. This time, I promise you this is the one.

2025, William McNeil Jr. The cops turned off their body cameras. He had one in his car recording them. he followed all the rules. The cops still assaulted him and later dragged him from his car….police brutality and racism. Who protects black Americans from racist KKKops?

You do the math! (you do the monster math)

Nearly half of everyone in poverty, in the UK, is either a disabled person or lives with a disabled person. Set that to music.

*big, Geordie, chef’s kiss*

NEW | On an odd choice… WHY DID BBC BREAKFAST GIVE REFORM UK A SPECIAL GRAPHIC? A small detail in a brief report sparks some big questions about what the national broadcaster is doing during the run up to local and national elections. brokenbottleboy.substack.com/p/why-did-bb...

It's easy to forget how shocking it was when respected newsreader Angela Rippon came onto the Morecambe & Wise show and fired ping pong balls out of her fanny

I see people questioning what use this could have, but consider that we’re closer than ever to building a robot that can run away when you catch it stealing a pie from your windowsill

"My friend." This is how our government greets those accused of war crimes. This is not diplomacy. It's debasement.

I had some people round for dinner last night, and I tried to impress them with a sauce created from vodka, gravy and nitrous oxide. But all I've done is make myself an absolut laughing stock.

My favorite thought experiment: Had JImi Hendrix not died in 1971, he would have certainly recorded a disco album in 1978, and it would have suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucked.

Hats off to Tunnock's for some epic product placement.

Build it so I can piss on it