For some weird reason, this isn't sold out yet. I wouldn't bet against it doing so, though. Cracking night guaranteed.

Well, that was a doozy. #ALFOS

Caught up with the kids tonight. OK, so neither of them are 'kids' per se, (19 and 21) but they're mine, so in my mind's eye they're like eight or something. Both of them think GenAI is a pile of steaming turd neither of them can think of a use for and its inventors should be jailed. Parenting win.

So, it's ALFOS Eve. What are the chances of me getting a decent night's sleep? On a scale of zero to negligible.

This relay speed skating is hilarious. Surprised anyone knows what's going on.

Oh! little brother We are in a mess #FallFriday youtu.be/IsFUHVVvmyM?...

Italy are going to win this. England bowling some utter dross right now. #ENGvITA #T20WC #pies

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My Friday night has gone south. Started out at a nice pub with a real fire and four quid pints. Went to the khazi, came out and the place changed. Private party in one half, acoustic guitar player in the other. With harmonica. And nearly seven quid pints. Drinking at the Jeckyl and Hyde. 1/2

The older I get, the more I appreciate a terrible pun. And I've realised it's because... ... I'm now a *groan* man...

Not much in life at my age beats laying your cheek back down on a cold bit of pillow at 8am on a weekday morning and waking up more than two hours later. Gotta love freelancing. #snooze #nap #bliss

It's hard to live in the country In the present state of things Your body gets pulled right back You get a terrible urge to drink #FallFriday youtu.be/eUiBDVJ9-6s?...

Italy absolutely clobbering Nepal here. Which is more than England managed. #ITAvNEP #T20WC #azzurri

I see England have fucked it again. #WIvENG #T20WC #fuckedit

A weekend of contrasts. Friday night: Tryouts. Sunday: up before sunrise to walk along the North Downs Way to Canterbury. Potentially fewer steps today, though.

And you're dying for a pee So you go behind a tree And a Star Wars police vehicle pulls up #FallFriday youtu.be/i90EMCj98es?...

Bleak shit that's impossible to disagree with.

Great afternoon for a bike ride and I managed to clock up 40 miles. Seem to have caught the sun on my nose too. Narrowly avoided death by berk in car five times as well. #winning #berksincars #bikesky

So, looks like I am unexpectedly free on Friday. Anyone got a spare for Tryouts? #tryouts #free #friday

I see England have fucked it again. #SLvENG #T20 #evergreenskeet

Not much happening workwise currently so may head out to the juicer and do some of that performative reading. Where am I most likely to get knowing nods from fellow pubgoers who've clocked my book? SE London preferred. #pubs #performative #reading

Racked up a (for me) whopping 201 cycling miles for the @weare1of100.bsky.social January Challenge, with an additional 50 hiking miles on top. Feeling properly fit/smug. #1of100 #januarychallenge #smugbastard

I was in a drunken dream The pubs were closed It was three o'clock #FallFriday youtu.be/IfmlkJClI3o?...

To do list: smashed. Time to get smashed. #smashed

I was empowered And the empowerment made me gentle in my baldness I was so glad It was part of the job club #FallFriday youtu.be/wMSPc4q88Wo?...

I see England have fucked it again. #SLvENG #ODI #evergreenskeet

Can't do this because the sentence is too long for Bluesky.

Well I got to the juicer. And now it's started chucking it down. So I'm effectively trapped in the pub. #pub #beer #trapped

Someone's got to take the cunt out, haven't they? For the good of the planet. And I don't mean to the cinema or for a sit-down meal either. Won't solve everything, but it'd be a great start.

Might go down the pub tonight. Any takers? #pub #beer #tuesdaynightdrinkingclub

Monday. Not particularly blue, quite honestly. Got some stuff done, ate reasonably, cleared the work decks for a few days. May have a Whisky Mac as a treat. #gingerwinewontdrinkitself

All good things come to an end. So when I heard McColl's was closing late last year, I laid in some final cans. This is the last. Real shame as they made some great beers, including probably the best canned bitter I've ever had (Lady Marmalade). Cheers, Danny.

Instead of going out big, which I was meant to do, I have gone for a few halves and cleared off home early. I've become boring and sensible, wtf? This goes against everything I've worked for, etc. #mayaswellretire #slippers #lightweight

I was provoked It was not in accord with any known law #FallFriday youtu.be/u9m3RyanR1w?...

Relatable

And that's the @weare1of100.bsky.social January Challenge completed with more than half the month remaining. Maybe I'll see if I can do 200? #1of100 #AHCC #dunnit

Ruin a band by changing one letter: Busker Du

Just 7.5 more miles to go in this year's @weare1of100.bsky.social January Challenge. I hadn't even started this time last year. Mind you, I was in Mexico. #nearlythere #ahcc #1of100

Still able to knock out a 20-mile yomp across the North Downs in the depths of January. Great day for it as there was barely any wind. Found a cracking little bar in Rochester too. #granddayout

Middle finger paper cut is straight out of a slasher movie.

Two down, one to go. Crikey, it's a slog. #proustiannotinarush

About to interview a doctor of economics for one of my clients and decided belatedly to look at the background/bio stuff she sent over a couple of days ago. She's absolutely gorgeous, FFS. I'm going to be clumsy with words and entirely doe-eyed throughout. #workproblems #bettersmartenup

A man Extremely lazy Exhumes the cooked pigeon His words indignant Because it was cooked wrong #FallFriday youtu.be/h2FqsJCiOwo?...

Do... do people think it's all going to stop when Donald dies? LOL.

I've gone out to the pub for a pint. Apparently by mistake, looking at what the weather's now doing. #fuckingitdown

Reckon the only question left in the Ashes is whether they'll still be playing after lunch. #AUSvENG #Ashes #thefinalhumiliation

Humans really ought to come with a standby button for the brain so they can fucking get some bastard sleep at night. #thinkingnotsleeping

Aussies with a lead of 183. So much for this going the full five days. #AUSvENG #Ashes #fouroneincoming

Actual snow falling in SE London. Knew it was cold. #snow

I see England have fucked it again. #AUSvENG #Ashes #evergreenskeet