The real fight isn't left or right, it's top and bottom!!

Ok President Trump, if you sue the BBC for $1bn for spreading lies, I’ll sue you for the same amount. I reckon Planet Earth would crowdfund that. Then I’ll buy Mar A Largo, turn it into a climate change research centre, free Melania, and put a 1000% tariff on orange face paint.

I believe it's time to take warning labels off everything and let stupidity work itself out!

In the Windsor castle gift shop!