well well well. getting my email costs 10,000$

“Enter your email to continue reading this story. It’s free.“ i would rather watch the wayback machine load for the next ten minutes than type one letter into your hellhole news site

all timer

oh so it was intentional. i take back any good faith hope. WOW.

How are you?;Very friendly Hello

according to the tracker my package of Nerds Ropes is beyond the veil of man and traversing the domain of restless spirits

politics getting twisted up enough lately that my motivational speeches to friends are starting to sound like this

Philip K Dick movies all have names like CORTICAL IMPASSE and are based on short stories called like "Let's See What's Going On Down at the Brain Factory"

if nobody else got me, i know that bsky accounts named VipppOFJenna50%Off with a pfp of their ass and a fundraising link for their family in palestine got me

forming a company called some shit like “Aurelius” that buys other companies and runs them into the ground, then pays me 200 billion dollars. doing this is somehow the beating heart of american finance now

U.S. Sprint Fiber Optic Ad ABC/WEWS 5 1987-11-15 : 24s

there are few things more viscerally gross than hearing a commercial use contemporary terms. hearing “vibes” in a youtube ad genuinely makes my blood run cold

Saw this on FB. If you’ve ever enjoyed Aqua Teen, please help if you can. Someone who’s such an integral part of one of Adult Swim’s most beloved shows deserves much better than this.

from Wario64 on his discord:

Mashallah, Garfield

some fun facts about mazri if this is your first time hearing about him: - founder of EGEEZ - creator of “the world‘s EGEEZ Cloud” - platform earned a Government of Canada SHRED and will debut at Bridge - coined Egeezment

oh sorry did i take too long on my lunch. Oh sorry boss i was sitting in my car listening to techno and thinking about the wrestler Vader. if that’s a fucking crime now

Greg Bovino, three apples tall, was declared dead today after being carried away by a pigeon. No remains were found except his tiny little helldivers looking ass coat.

guys the bank is running out of money

Nostalgia guys will always say “I miss when people kept their political beliefs to themselves” you were 8, why would someone talk to an 8 year old about their political beliefs

I love all the articles about how rich people will move away if we tax them. Ok. Seems like we can't tax them anyway so why does that matter. They all smell like piss all the time anyway. Let them leave

Come here

My dinner with grogu

Nothing really encapsulates the degradation of this country quite like the reflecting pool being a shade of Faygo that you can only get at Dollar General and a UFC fight on the lawn of the White House attended by troops who had to pay and get weighed in to be there.

I think it’s perfect

this shot is gonna go so hard in the adam curtis documentary about when america used to exist

trying to remember the last time I saw someone fuck up this bad 4 weeks before a festival

idk what this was going to be but i kind of love it as is

Bro is playing 40 chess

do this on your chrome to get rid of a bunch of ai shit and then say Thank you Ryan

Take that Aaron Lewis

cute girl on the bus: what are you listening to? (in my airpods) 𝐼 𝑙𝑖𝑣𝑒 𝑖𝑛 𝑑𝑎 𝑡𝑜𝑖𝑙𝑒𝑡. 𝑂𝑜𝑔𝑎 𝐵𝑜𝑜𝑔𝑎! 𝐼’𝑚 𝑑𝑎𝑡 𝑇𝑜𝑖𝑙𝑒𝑡 𝑀𝑎𝑛! me: Beethoven

Mike Myers must have sounded like a fucking idiot pitching those ideas

welcome to the bathroom

my ai assistant looked over my calendar and combined a few events to make my day more efficient. so now my adult circumcision is taking place at ruths chris

this is how it feels to trust two Rockstar Zeros to pilot your body through a full workday

????

I follow two movie script accounts. And sometimes, they can line up as if they're having a conversation with each other.

letting the days go by let the water hold me down

I won't forget there are many guys like me all over the world.

”Listen up mac just punch this guy straight in the face and kill him. It’s just some guy. I’ve never played punch out .

Holy shit dude this sucks lmao

im ggoing viral

new google sheets logo sucks

Trump couldn’t be bothered to attend. He sent a video. But he couldn’t be bothered to record a new one so they sent an old video he recorded for a previous event.

list of things the president did yesterday

[trying to do a jim carrey impression but cant think of a quote] Some thing wrong with me!!