Just saw somebody reply to someone's personal post about experiencing sexual assault with a reaction GIF from the movie Chicken Run and, just so you guys know, when I'm in charge I am going to be taking the Internet away from a lot of people, but just know that I did it for their own good.

"Materialism" is a way to describe when something is made out of materials (leather, wood, etc)

he signed up to be a private mercenary kill guy

No matter what someone thinks of Platner (lol), it is extremely worrisome to see so many media folks get so animated in broadcasting that they don’t care about handling SA as a topic with the care it deserves, that in fact they seem to revel in NOT doing so

damn altitude got hands

[Hopefully] bitch mcconnell...?

evil, ungodly, vulgar hour to be awake and going to the airport

You people need to ready yourselves for the inevitable edits making Trump the 12th man on the pitch with the USMNT

starting a new book which introduces an ex-NYPD detective (of over TWENTY YEARS) who is thinking about a pair of shoes "he'll never be able to afford"

if there's one thing lis smith is going to do it's run an insanely off-putting McKinsey consultant in a weird focus-grouped campaign that ultimately withdraws to ratfuck a progressive candidate

i'm packing for field work and charged my kindle and put a bunch of new books on it, so of course in the past 24 hours i've completely lost it somewhere in my house

unfortunately the glow of humanity was not able to outweigh the evil of the United States, so we did not get to learn what happens when a president is struck by lightning

Middlemarch isn't the kind of book that usually starts with a map, but it should

nobody in the press wants to address the fact that almost everybody at the upper echelons of tech is a full on eugenist nazi

Whoever has the keys to the weather machine we used to wreck the brave patriots’ celebration of America, could you quick flip the setting to uh. Well

I know the US doesn't deserve big wet president struck by lighting on the 250th 4th of July chud celebration, but surely we as a global humanity do

Peter Thiel has James Bond strapped to a table, some sort of lethal contraption getting to mangle Bond Thiel: well Bond I… i uh i uhhhgh well uhhh i you see i uh uhh uhh the thing is well i uh but but but but but well i i i i i i but uhhhh but well i uh but uh Peter Thiel begins sweating profusely

remember when this guy covered up a murder

how many proud boys are going to die of heat stroke today let's get kalshi on it

feeling like herman melville is about to be having a moment. feeling like it's gonna be a moby dick summer

when someone says Jeff Bezos looks like a bald Little Buff Boy there's not an army of random people with Jeff Bezos profile pictures screaming in their mentions so maybe that's one reason people are so fed up with swifties

Happy Hope It Happens Today Day

important to revisit the words of the Founding Fathers on this day

Funny (not really) how few articles about heat and drought forcing the cancellation of Independence Day celebrations mention the culpability of the fossil-fuel industry

lmao new zionist talking points dropped i guess

this is the stupidest weekend in the US by far, and it's only Friday

Phil Hartman's performance in Kiki's Delivery Service is so sweet and funny, it's how I imagine my black cat would sound if he spoke instead of just yelled

The greatest Mexico v England tweets you will ever read. 😂 As you were.

Wile E. Coyote Finally Kills Road Runner Then Immediately Wishes He Hadn’t

BLUESKY DEVELOPERS SAYING THAT VIBE CODING WORKS ONLY YOU CAN'T SEE IT BECAUSE THE SITE IS BROKEN AGAIN.

nyc friends be careful outside today. its even worse than yesterday, the 2019 film about a man who remembers the beatles

If you don't care about doing alt text for folks who are disabled and folks who need accomodations, at least do it for when this website is broken. If you're going around right now not seeing pictures, read the alt text and you should be able to understand what's going on, if they did a good job.

so glad i’m out of new york for the taylor swift wedding. I think it’s gross! I think she’s gross! and i’m tired of being afraid to say it because everyone is insane and obsessed with wealth.

this is such a casual and frankly shitty way to report that Tesla drivers are routinely running stop signs. Calling it a 'California stop' is giving a flippant little name to failing to stop.

book Ian on your podcast now before he's unbookable 🫵

I bite into the level 8 chicken wing on Hot Ones as Sean Evans smiles and continues his question. I think, wow that's not even spicy. He puts a finger to his ear and stands up. My mouth starts burning. He walks away, shaking his head. I am sweating profusely. Isaac Chotiner sits down opposite me.

I bite into the level 8 chicken wing on Hot Ones as Sean Evans smiles and continues his question. I think, wow that's not even spicy. He puts a finger to his ear and stands up. My mouth starts burning. He walks away, shaking his head. I am sweating profusely. Isaac Chotiner sits down opposite me.

walked out of the museum into the heat and involuntarily said "YOWOWOW" if you're wondering how hot it is here

was the gink there

Computers can't smoke weed and walk around Walgreens. They can't own jazz records or live in weird little apartments. None of them have been driven to tears by Bruce Springsteen

Brandon Sanderson must be Dealt With, for the sake of American letters.

I like that Zach Woods has gotten to the point in his career that he can just get on IG reels and talk shit