the thing about fucking off to vacation for a week is that you don’t care about stuff. now i’m back and i care about stuff. fucking do not like it at all.

i would one hundred percent leave ole miss for the LSU job, no offense to the rebels but it’s the best job in college football. he’ll win a natty by year three.

tim skipper has been a phenomenal interim coach and i really hope he gets a head coaching job somewhere, he’s been just a blessing.

yeah ate an edible a little late in the night, doing laundry and listening to the isley brothers this morning. mistakes were made. but good mistakes.

turns out if your are sad about ucla football and take an edible at midnight you are still a little bit pickled at eight in the morning who knew

just being incredibly sad about ucla football and taking two monster edibles was probably a mistake. we live and we learn.

yes fucking sir. three points. up the mighty reds.

szoboszlai is maybe my favorite player since stevie g. he just runs and runs and works his tits off.

ekitike is so good dude

isak scores a goal, praise be

is this what it’s like being an everton supporter

i started watching liverpool football club on a monster satellite dish in 1993 and this is just the most brutal depressing run of form i have ever seen.

i would like a college football coach now please and thank you

i’ve been a good lad and dropped about twenty pounds walking around so my wife has given me the nod so i’m gonna watch a complete unknown tonight. i’m a dylan guy so i’ve kept the movie in the pocket and i’m gonna watch it right now.

crushed a garlic shrimp burrito, love hammering food and not knowing what is what.

ucla gets a new coach and a new day, you will go 9-3 forever. fuck you.

good win for southern cal, 9-3, you spend ten million dollars a year for lincoln riley to lose three games every year

we are winning

let’s fucking go bruins

yes sir go bruins

i don’t ever think i’ve been this numb watching a ucla/usc game. i’m just totally numb. blocked a field goal. cool. whatever man.

let’s just get this over with. new coach incoming.

glad all the southern cal fans from orange county could be at the game after the president pardoned them for storming the capitol building on january sixth

at least we wear the home and homes, the best uniform rivalry in college football

(biggest sigh you’ve ever heard in the history of sighs, a sigh so loud it awakens fish in the briny depths of the pacific ocean) go bruins

go bruins :-(

look if you are a college football fan, as i so very clearly am, you want mess. i want mess. the people yearn for mess. they plead for it.

leon spinks be like

SIMON_P1.BMF

as somebody that swears brad melsbey was down on december 5th 1998 and ucla should have been in the bcs title game i respect a person that will never ever let anything go until the day they die.

(the dumbest mutherfucker you’ve ever met) this is communism

one star for every state that took the L

this table tried to stop ruby bridges from going to school

oliver cromwell be like

jews checking their acceptance letters like

please don’t do this. the band playing neck with all the passion of a funeral dirge.

i’ve started making cuban coffee on weekends when i have the time and man i tell you what, gonna go run through a wall

ucla had two outland trophy winners in four years and that’s all i want. i want to fucking pound people again.

reminder that while all the power players jostle for coaches ucla hired deshaun foster who had never even been a coordinator and he went to big ten media day and had a panic attack i deserve to have a real football coach

ole miss feels like a fun place to coach ball, i would one hundred percent leave to go coach louisiana state university, i don’t feel like that’s a weird thing to do. i think LSU is the best job in college football. it’s the destination.

up at 5:15am just made some cuban coffee, listening to stevie blast AS, gonna have a great rivalry Saturday may you have a blessed rivalry saturday

this only happens because people watch. please stop watching.

texas will get in the playoff and they should, i have no dog in the fight but they deserve it. sorry, im not the sheriff of reality.

give ‘em hell [insert team]

up at 5:15am, can’t sleep. it’s rivalry saturday.

happy rivalry saturday. may your enemy drown in the blood of a thousand children okay that’s excessive may your team win

sitting in a cabinet are the framed menus from the steamer that brought my mom’s paternal side. next to that is a document from nathaniel foote, the man that brought us over and founded wethersfield connecticut. we’re all just immigrants

ya heard

lord give me the strength to ignore all this dumb political shit on rivalry saturday. we watchin’ ball.

Fannie Getsoff Pennsylvania, Philadelphia, City Death Certificates, 1803-1915