i know it doesn’t matter but i just want it on the record i acknowledge that by hitting schools and desalinization plants we are committing unspeakable war crimes and i, personally, think it’s kind of a major bummer

i mean is the other manner they thought they would come home what we in the human being industry refer to as “alive”

abraham lincoln

he’s turning back into a little kid, not that he was ever a fully formed adult. hey anybody know of a any cognitive type stuff where that behavior presents itself.

now give szoboszlai all the money please and thank you

gravenberch is only 23 years old i totally forgot that. anyway now signed until 2032 we love to see it.

i mean everything john hughes made is pretty uncomfortable

not a reality tv guy like at all but this hbo show neighbors is just a fascinating insight into the american brain. i mean they are like a couple standard deviations from joe average but not enough.

oh well, if allah wills it

there is an extended bit on the sopranos about how everybody laughs at tony’s stupid fucking jokes because he’s the boss and a bully and he finally realizes it let’s all try to be as self-aware as a make believe idiot mafia goon

sir i am with you, perfidious albion must be brought to heel. go weapons hot on a few targets, may i suggest stamford bridge, the etihad, and old trafford.

My man in a bmw sitting in the parking lot eating a chicken bake. I see you, comrade; Costco is the great equalizer.

brave of manchester city and newcastle to battle it out with their home countries under constant rocket fire from iran

some people are going to say stuff like bing bong boom i hit-a the home run and bada beep bada boop upper tank and man just keep that shit off my timeline i am humbly asking you to forget about it

ernie whitt is in the remember some guys hall of fame

A+ nickname

offside, carriage turns back into a pumpkin.

fucking get in there lads 2-2 wrexham/chelsea

camus and serling battling for the twentieth century’s coolest guy while smoking heaters and staring at each other stone faced

yeah shoot this guy

referee refusing to blow the final whistle out of oppositional defiance disorder

score a winner after going down a man for a red card, it’s a better story

chelsea off the woodwork! good lord.

full disclosure, i’ve never seen an episode of the fx wrexham show, i kinda want to hold off and watch the whole thing in a few years when they are either in the prem or firmly established in the championship

wrexham dammit hold the ball, wyd 2-2

wrexham 2 chelsea 1 up the town

not getting baited into that on a saturday with the fa cup going on. machines are not living things, i explained it to a baby and the baby was like cool got it and then shit his pants. be as smart as a baby

vote however you wish and i’ll be sure to compliment your moral rectitude to all the six year olds in an internment camp in montana

when stevie hits the high note on superstitious

if the only thing in your whole life you care about is the relative condition of school playgrounds i’m going to need the fbi to seize your hard drive, sorry

the dreaded own goal

wrexham have been so direct in this match, fuck it, on we go forward

like half of americans think africa is a country, the strait of hormuz is basically differential calculus

wrexham is up 1-0 on chelsea for you dedicated chelsea haters, of which i am one

dudley smith in ellroy’s novels is one of the best. he’s a back slapper and and a jolly lad and he is the absolute fucking devil. i love the film adaptation of la confidential but it doesn’t scratch dudley. he is full on the devil.

don draper was also very charming and not a good person. it’s almost like there is a message in that in and of itself. sometimes bad people are appealing. anyway off to watch gi joe where the bad guys are cobras that blow up the hoover dam, it’s all the complexity my baby brain can handle.

he lets a girl choke on her own vomit and poisons a little boy, was vince gilligan supposed to write a scene where bryan cranston says hi i’m walter white a bad person

it was fine. the performers were great, it wasn’t as clever as it thought it was.

lol i complain about this shit because i am a world class chap ass but i love this shit, the pantages is so dope

it will be a bottle of redbreast and a cigar and i will sit in the back yard alone. it will be like when an abusive relative dies. it will be not celebration but relief.

well well well, not so douchey for buying a mach-e that i charge at work for free now am i. guess you’ll just have to focus on the other twenty six reasons. check and mate.

no offense but you got your shit pushed in by the iraqi and afghan fighters, it would be like calling up the 2008 detroit lions hey everybody we need to save the day, let’s call the 1980s clippers

going to see six at the pantages tonight because i love my spouse very much. how much, you may ask, and dude i just said i’m going to see six at the pantages tonight

Trump just used the term "salary cap" for college athletes, which is a thing that is collectively bargained by employees when there is one. It's great to kick off something like this that will get the result sued into oblivion. Excellent gambit!

entire administration built out of guys that think they could safely land a 747

marco what is a mesh concept and what defense would you run against four verts i’ll take my answer off the air

i’m glad that there are people that extend grace to antivax parents. i think you are a chump but you are kind and the world needs kind chumps, of which you are one.

once again i proclaim that being nice costs zero dollars and the benefits are plentiful. zero dollars.

america’s rich tapestry and also tiger woods

between reservation dogs, fargo, and dark winds zahn mcclarnon has racked up an impressive zero emmy nominations, just great work by everybody all around