dudley smith in ellroy’s novels is one of the best. he’s a back slapper and and a jolly lad and he is the absolute fucking devil. i love the film adaptation of la confidential but it doesn’t scratch dudley. he is full on the devil.

don draper was also very charming and not a good person. it’s almost like there is a message in that in and of itself. sometimes bad people are appealing. anyway off to watch gi joe where the bad guys are cobras that blow up the hoover dam, it’s all the complexity my baby brain can handle.

he lets a girl choke on her own vomit and poisons a little boy, was vince gilligan supposed to write a scene where bryan cranston says hi i’m walter white a bad person

it was fine. the performers were great, it wasn’t as clever as it thought it was.

lol i complain about this shit because i am a world class chap ass but i love this shit, the pantages is so dope

it will be a bottle of redbreast and a cigar and i will sit in the back yard alone. it will be like when an abusive relative dies. it will be not celebration but relief.

well well well, not so douchey for buying a mach-e that i charge at work for free now am i. guess you’ll just have to focus on the other twenty six reasons. check and mate.

no offense but you got your shit pushed in by the iraqi and afghan fighters, it would be like calling up the 2008 detroit lions hey everybody we need to save the day, let’s call the 1980s clippers

going to see six at the pantages tonight because i love my spouse very much. how much, you may ask, and dude i just said i’m going to see six at the pantages tonight

Trump just used the term "salary cap" for college athletes, which is a thing that is collectively bargained by employees when there is one. It's great to kick off something like this that will get the result sued into oblivion. Excellent gambit!

entire administration built out of guys that think they could safely land a 747

marco what is a mesh concept and what defense would you run against four verts i’ll take my answer off the air

i’m glad that there are people that extend grace to antivax parents. i think you are a chump but you are kind and the world needs kind chumps, of which you are one.

once again i proclaim that being nice costs zero dollars and the benefits are plentiful. zero dollars.

america’s rich tapestry and also tiger woods

between reservation dogs, fargo, and dark winds zahn mcclarnon has racked up an impressive zero emmy nominations, just great work by everybody all around

once again i am asking what dark winds has to do to break through the zeitgeist.

i understand why people in miami feel the way that they feel and also that they are largely unhelpful, not a big deal. two thoughts, hanging out together

Normalness of athletes in America (team sports): 1) Soccer 2) Basketball 3) Football 4) *Lovecraftian chasm that the mind cannot comprehend 5) Lacrosse 6) Baseball 7) Hockey

having been around baseball guys my entire life they are the most fragile human beings on earth

lmao this asshole

one of the few bennies of being sick is you can dominate a giant bowl of garlic ramen and hit the hay at like 8:00pm and everybody is like very smart, take care of self dawg this is all i want to do every day

i don’t mean to be a bit of negative nancy but i have a brutal head cold and i’m perusing the state of things and i would like it if things were different than they are at present i’m sorry for getting aggressive

i mean the scene is shot with actual french refugees, it hits like a hammer

it’s just the absolute best. sometimes things are held up as perfect because they are perfect.

me as a neutral watching every single spurs match

looks good on you though

the old kristi noem pictures are great because they also capture a moment in time where every gal east of the colorado river and west of the ohio river decided to take a chainsaw to one side of their heads. haircut i describe as “ran into a lawnmower”

i love almost all of my job, it’s fun as hell and kids are hilarious, but i do not enjoy getting sick like all the time. you are the future and i love teaching you but you are gross little disease vectors.

i make it a point not to comment on how people look because although i am handsome i realize people are not responsible for the bodies in which they are born. anyway check this shit out dude.

i mean it’s pure uncut fascism. i can do whatever i want, you try to stop me, let’s go. which is why the only solutions are the prison or the gallows. they only understand the language of domination and submission.

going to war with 92 million people and i can’t get a thesis, high school english students have to develop a thesis. like what is your point dude.

hey so i don’t want to be mister rules committee over here but uh what is the plan

all the time i think about trump’s friend that died in a helicopter crash and from that point forward he was like aw fuck it, whatever dude. he’s a pure nihilist and yes it’s bad but it is also unintentionally hilarious should people worry about be murdered, yeah i guess. love it.

i’m pretty funny and i can roast with the best of them but i simply would not fuck with a few people and one of them is bouie playing on easy mode over here

if i were chatterton, not sure i would call on anyone to “introspect” if the most noteworthy things i have ever produced were, in this order: a story about how rap made me hit my girlfriend and an anecdote over how i couldn’t stop ogling a actress’s breasts. look in the mirror my dude.

Taxi Driver (1976)

we don’t need more firefly. whedon is a world class creep. baldwin owns stock in being a fucking right wing weirdo, ron glass is dead. nathan fillion is eating just fine. let these people collect twenty dollar bills for autographs at fan conventions like the good lord intended.

so noem got fired. must be weird for her to get fucked like that without her husband watching and weeping in the corner.

no amount of maximum lethality is going to lower your child support payments, sorry guys

'Tony Thurmond noted his work on behalf of the lgbtq community. “I’m a work in progress,” he said. “I’m not going to sit on my laurels.” The correct response for a true ally. Everyone else gave themselves As

bought one of those induction cook tops you just plug in and can put away. game changer.

if your daughter brought a guy over and his name was markwayne you would ground her

padres already locked in and ready to roll to that third place finish

he was wrecking shop and also writing the most married guy letters of all time while his wife was, well, she was busy doing things. yes, let’s call it that.

i know it’s felt this way since the televangelists of the 1980’s but american christianity is one hundred percent in its flop era. joe methodist isn’t walking through that door, it’s just dudes speaking in tongues and laying hands on our wet president.

dude just wanted to be invited to cocktail parties in manhattan and he gets to live out his final days surrounded by snake handlers

barstow

two dudes that absolutely love not paying taxes

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