I’m watching episode 8 of #WidowsBay and I’ve got to upgrade my recommendation. If you’re not watching this show, you’re actually a loser. Please let me know your status so I can act accordingly. I run a tight ship.

Air to Ground Message: LIVE TV NOT SHOWING ON IFE AND WE HAVE A PLANE FULL OF KNICKS FANS. ANY RESET IDEAS Area: Buffalo, NY, USA Type: Boeing 767-300 A: #a7e6579a185 F: #fba948cf92d

the knicks hadn’t lost in 46 days. until our special boy showed up.

if you are seven feet tall and get your shot blocked by a guard you have to pay a fine in kangaroo court

just unreal ball movement, really elegant stuff and then the alien just blocks your shit to outer space

welp

absolutely rancid vibes, hard pass

i would prefer fewer gambling app commercials, ideally zero

i’m a neutral and there is a nonzero chance this game will give me a panic attack

first half analysis: rock fight

how is wemby real

story time and a snack for the world’s softest boi before bed fox news isn’t gonna watch itself

they are flat out trying to bully the knicks, will be interesting to see if they can withstand this

oh this is getting real chippy real fast

Trump a minus-10 in 4:27

honestly he’s bad luck schleprock and if he tanks these vibes i genuinely worry about it

good job new york, scouting report on you guys remains accurate

takes a real piece of shit to use the anthem as a shield and get boos anyway i don’t think they like him

get his ass

boo louder

dudes rock

i just don’t see how they can play this kid

i hope everybody is limbering up to boo this man off the planet. stay hydrated.

This is important.

There are many in the fallen world of American politics who are more mendacious, more corrupt, more self-aggrandizing. But no one -- and I mean no one -- is as empty, soulless and craven as this man.

what an incredibly odd collection of human beings. liars and weirdos from floor to ceiling.

we cut all this dumb government shit because it was dumb anyway enjoy the cave, make sure you sharpen that spear.

Sunday blog: On Pelley’s loneliness; on the mathematical replaceability of workers by AI.

total abuser brain. you can see him get just incandescent with rage as the insults don’t land. how is this not working.

he’s just so lazy and on some level i appreciate that.

this is so good

“Yes,” said Frog, reaching for a cookie, “we need will power.” “What is will power?” asked Toad.

oh did the chickens come home to roost that’s wild

i’m done dude fuck all of you

it’s always funny because i have a little ball in my pocket and my wife says uh i think you are going to fucking murder somebody

i’m insane you guys know that right

gonna get my face destroyed

wife is laughing because she says you’re gonna get up at four in the morning and walk around and be insane and yup that’s correct.

this is fun because i want some kid to throw 98mph and fucking destroy this guy. and i like him. i genuinely like this person. and i want you to get dominated.

get fucking wrecked. i had to.

man it’s that time of the year when all of your college baseball teams get knocked out and you are in pain, like genuine agony, and i love it.

i think the red blue electoral maps have fucked everybody’s brain up. seriously.

he’s so funny, he’s such a boomer he lives his life through the television like i need to go on the magic box right now

we love adversity because it helps us practice overcoming it. can’t wait for tomorrow’s bad thing. i’m excited for it.

ucla got dumped out in the cws and the softball team got bounced and then i drove to rancho cucamonga to watch my buddy lose a CIF title game all within three days and it was like i love it, hit me harder. you think i don’t love getting hit in the face, i live for it.

ucla got dumped out of the cws and i hope all your teams lose on an agonizing walk off grand slam

yeah i’m a native californian. my parents moved out here when the dodgers did after world war two like every white person. i now gatekeep and ask every person did you even surf el porto dude. did you even have a danger dog outside the hollywood bowl.

i don’t mean to get political but i’m about to say the fucking dumbest thing you have ever heard in your life so strap in

are there democrats in los angeles, a continuing journey through the human mind