I love defending my cavern

The boss is making a dollar while I make a dime? Surely that can't be right, I'll talk to HR.

As Long-Time Critics Declare Mitch McConnell's Burial "Undeniable Proof" of Senate Majority Leader's Failing Health, Republican Allies Detail "Bone Chilling" Buried-Alive Scenario

(dapping up a man of the green woods) what up bosqueman

‘drums…drums in the deep…’ gandalf mused with a soft drag on his pipe. just then, as if he’d summoned it, we all heard the sound. no…could it be? surely the goblins weren’t blasting the 2003 cut of Dopesmoker

This story is about the Kings Road Merch warehouse. Punk artists work there shipping punk merch. Last year, it was acquired by Sony Music. One month ago, workers voted to unionize. On Tuesday, before the first bargaining session, Sony Music announced they’re shuttering the Minneapolis warehouse.

It's my first day in Section 9. The Chief told me I needed to pick a philosopher to quote whenever there's downtime. I said Foucault and they all started laughing at me.

Preening arrogance is a funny way to talk about a dude who's aura is best described as "guy who is optimistic to the point of being annoying that says hello and smiles at everyone on his 6AM walk to work"

outta my way lady i gotta write Jurassic Park

Wayne szalinski googling "shrunk vs shrank" before telling his wife that he shrunk the kids

Two year anniversary of when I first posted this comic

Getting CyberMugged in Neo Jersey

I should call them

'Bran Stark'. Oh, like 'Raisin Bran', now I get it.

Gf: whos the little guy Me: his names Tasslehoff Burrfoot Gf: whats that big stick hes got Me: its called a hoopak Gf: whered he get it Me: probably kendermore. Thats the home city of the kender, of which he is one Gf: whens my birthday Me: is it in one of the months the sun wears sunglasses

Stop, Altair! You are forgetting the Assassin's Creed: "First, do no harm."

All 3 men inside of the van with Lorenzo Salgado Araujo “‘reiterated that there were never any ICE agents in front of the van…They came in and started shooting from the sides.’” www.washingtonpost.com/immigration/...

Saw a whale today, that's about as good as it can get

Doing some classic dumb guy bits. Doing oaf moves.

The people clamor for more iconic duos to name

Democrats remind teacher there was supposed to be a quiz today

Be sure you finish researching communism before you research automatic firearms, you can sequence break through The Revolution a lot easier when the government doesn't have machine guns

MAYOR MAMDANI HELP

Perhaps 'having no swag' is the new 'having swag'

My dentist doesn't recommend anything. He's severely depressed

I like to try and come up with backstories for the guys on the Abbey Road cover. How do these four guys all know each other?

ICE claims that Araujo drove into one of their SUVs with his van and then tried to run over an agent. There were no marks on the van and KHOU11's Jeremy Rogalski found surveillance footage showing ICE chasing Araujo and cutting him off. Renee Good all over again.

Letting my phone have a little cellular data, as a treat

My name is Tyler Gourd

almost no social interaction I’m less prepared to handle than already being outside when the delivery guy shows up with my package

William Shakesauce

Dare you take... The Challenge?

Horrible new bullshit from the sea every time. It’s never ‘oh we found a new pink fish that is so happy’ it’s always stuff like this, the crush-depth screw-headed dongwongler, and it’s got to have big long creepy bits. Sick of the ocean tbh.

🎉MORE UNION WINS🎉 Baristas have won 700+ union elections, and we're not stopping until Starbucks does right by US, their workers! CONGRATS to baristas who recently won union elections in - Brookline, MA - Edina, MN - Falls Church, VA - Greensboro, NC - Roswell, GA - Pittsburgh, PA - Providence, RI

If i was a vampire I'd be fine. If I was confronted with the erosion of the soul borne of my need to regard all other creatures as prey or competition I would simply handle it.

The son of the man shot and killed by ICE: I am Ronaldo Salgado, the oldest son of Lorenzo Salgado Araujo. He should've been picking up the last of his guys before heading to finish up construction. Unbeknownst to all of us, my dad had been shot inside his van by ICE agents in unmarked cars.

Sadly, the dreaded bite mark has appeared on my time at Project Zomboid. I am heading back to what I do best - writing nonsense on Patreon/Kofi (content on both will be identical, everything will be available from the lowest tier). www.patreon.com/cw/Pat_Bren ko-fi.com/pat_bren Thanks everyone.

you get a sense for why judges are getting frustrated with the quality of lawyering coming out of DOJ when you learn about the recruitment process

Hey! My shoots and leaves!

Time 2 Post: Whatever

Of youd like to order one for yourself or a treasured cohort, heres the link. Just put 'pride wallet' in the custom colour combo field and I'll know what you mean. Lead times are 4-8 weeks bc everything is completely made to order. I'd love to make you one! boiledowlleathergoods.com/products/the...

I've spent the last 9 months organizing for a union at my day job and today we officially sent a letter of recognition to the CEO. Please give a like or repost to show your support!

Another pride wallet going out this week! Its got the marmalade seal of approval

Shoutout to DJ TAMM for playing Orbital's "The Box (Parts 1-4)" like twenty five years ago on the late night show, a memory my brain digs up like once every six months

what do you think of this post? not too bad huh

GOOFUS: The world is that which we perceive.

One new item in the Anuran Press shop I’m particularly excited to share is a set of three photo prints taken on my visit to Onomichi last year. All proceeds will benefit a brand new film center inside the childhood home of HOUSE director Nobuhiko Obayashi anuranpress.bigcartel.com/category/pri...

girl whatever

sovereign citizen shit doesn't work in court but I think it could work on a genie