And this includes the former president of the United States, most of his party, the current Prime Ministers of the UK, Canada, Australia, all of their parties, much of the Europeans as well. All of them are to blame just as much as Israel.

I hope everyone who spent a single day of the last two years delegitimizing UNRWA does some reflecting on how their behavior contributed to exactly this, the delegitimization of all aid going to any Palestinians in any context.

International aid organizations are under absolutely no obligation whatsoever, legally or morally, to provide information about their workers in a territory that Israel has no sovereignty over or any right to occupy.

In today’s depraved beyond belief news, Israel is banning MSF (Doctors Without Borders) from Gaza.

Nno

Doc: There’s no easy way to say this…you have JLP’s Disease. Me: How Long Do I Have 2: Live

I read this article every time I see it.

Person die nur Tolkien gelesen hat beim lesen eines anderen Buches: hä wo sind die Liedtext

This is loser talk, Mopey Dick. Get those knees up, let’s see some goddamn hustle out there

There’s no getting around the fact that generative AI resides on a foundation of theft and counterfeiting on a previously unimaginable scale.

M'lord, do you have time for some christian nonsense? Oh okay

Animals 1.0 they were really just doing whatever

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We haven't had a Rudy and Smudge update in a while

Google is hosting a CBP app that uses facial recognition to identify immigrants, while simultaneously removing apps that report the location of ICE officials because Google sees ICE as a vulnerable group. “Big tech has made their choice.” www.404media.co/google-has-c...

It’s so funny when rich people are like ‘if you do this minor socialism we will move away!’ buddy we are telling you we would live in a utopia if you simply died

I’m sorry to bother you Principal Ruhle. I hate to even bring this up. I know how it sounds. But, it’s about my son Arnold: he visited the genetics lab with Ms. Frizzle’s class last week and came back…strange

Remember the reason for the season

Showing up to the first date wearing this

Sometimes when I am feeling down I pull up the car dealership post celebrating J Mascis for buying a sensible compact car and draw strength from it like a jpg spirit bomb

[smash brothers announcer voice] MICHAEL CLAYTON [tinny voice from wiimote] ᴵ’ᵐ ⁿᵒᵗ ᵃ ᵐᶦʳᵃᶜˡᵉ ʷᵒʳᵏᵉʳ ᴵ’ᵐ ᵃ ʲᵃⁿᶦᵗᵒʳ

Bringing a broken plate to a mechanic. If they can fix a car I'm sure they can fix a plate

Just saw your man mixed in with a trash mob. Saw your man and he doesnt even have a top of screen health bar

we think we're so smart but we didnt invent the wheelbarrow till like 100ad

Buttons are back. Knobs are back. Dumb devices are back. Own-it-forever software is back. Print is back. Personal websites and chronological feeds are back. Touching grass is back. People keep saying 2015, but it’s not far enough. The entire 2010s were a mistake. We must retvrn to… 2009.

another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls

this song goes out to anyone who ever got a handjob in a threadless t-shirt,

Kirk: Beam me up Scotty Scotty: I will do it later

SELL IT TO WHO, BEN?? FUCKING PUMAMAN??

2026 PIN number sounding ass year. That's my freaking PIN number

the shit I care least in the whole world about is whether the story about the Earl of Sandwich is true. yes it fucking was. my man was playing cards and eating meat with his hands and then he said hold up check this out. you won't believe this shit. bring me some fucking bread & hold onto your hats

Owlcat has a survey about future DLC up, maybe remind them that you won't be purchasing games made with AI www.surveymonkey.com/r/ZZ2789T

hearing some pretty vile stuff about russell brand..... think i'll be sticking with kirkland signature. thank you

I hate my dad’s bidet, man. It has a little remote with inscrutable icons on it and makes twenty seconds of progressively distressing robot noises before squirting. I feel like I’m waiting for a fucking firing squad

And Tiny Sim, who DID die

For your holiday ambiance, I've made a hypnotic yule log fireplace with ultra slow motion macro footage of flames stretching & warping like liquid as fire reacts with calcium chloride & barium. This is real fire I filmed, not CGI or AI. 10hrs, 4K, crackling sounds, no music, no ads. Happy holidays!

Of course not. It’s a holiday.

you couldn't make "a christmas carol" today

scott aukerman and paul f tompkins singing the star spangled banner but replacing all of the words with Smoke Weed Every Day has virulently infected my brain

This User's funeral is sponsored by the Chevrolet Volt

The state just issued me a Compact Driver's License, it says I'm 4'2"

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and to Tiny Tim, who EXPLODED into viscera,

Bottoms up

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Nissan al-Gaib. He's riding on the roof of a sensible sedan.

More things should be mid

David Byrne should wear a suit that is much too small

The first person to get shot with a glue gun was probably so confused