Look at Toad. His edible is just starting to take hold and he needs to tell Frog that instead they should watch Big Trouble in Little China

hi everyone with all my medical stuff this month i'm broke not going to make rent and almost out of food any help would really be appreciated i'm sorry for doing this but i'm pretty fucked thank you for reading paypal: @jpreader venmo: @JP_Reader gofund.me/951a9de7

They're actually saying 215 AM is one of the better times to knock over the container with approximately 100 small pills in it

"The government’s enthusiasm for continued funding of companies deeply involved in Israel’s genocide in Gaza radically undercuts its posturing on recognition of a Palestinian state." And in stark contrast to the moral leadership being provided by Spain in these shameful times.

was definitely interesting seeing the demand for "hard truths" about BLM and also the demand to carefully consider the "economic anxiety" behind MAGA overlap in time (and in some characters)

“This was the culmination of months of antagonism from Grenell. In April, Williams emailed the interim president asking him if Trump’s overhaul of the center would lead to any logistical changes. She described what he sent back as “absolutely insane.””

None of you who posted about 'engagement' will see heaven

Professor Wonderful's Awful Trivia

The Jersey Devil is just a regular The Devil but he's from New Jersey

Greta Thunberg: "We will not be stopped by the baseless threats of Israeli officials." "The world does not support war criminals and we will never forgive and never forget those who are standing on the wrong side of history." #Gaza #Palestine #Israel #Genocide

A omnibus from @mikemignola.bsky.social is on the way, Koshchei the Deathless, collecting Koshchei the Deathless, Acheron, Koshchei in Hell, and The Serpent in the Garden. Out June 2026. prhcomics.com/book/?isbn=9... @benstenbeck.bsky.social @darkhorse.com #comics #Hellboy

every company on earth demanding its underpaid workers use the garbage generator machine for everything and now they're mad that all they're getting is garbage

If Isaac Chotiner asks you about your friendship with Henry Kissinger, you are already dead.

CHOTINER: So your son is 14, is that right? IKARI: It's complex, Isaac. If— CHOTINER: And the “robot” he pilots, that’s actually the child of an alien you keep crucified in the basement, which is possessed by the spirit of his dead mother? IKARI: Look, let me answer the question. CHOTINER: Sure.

It’s likely that this happened to them, in which case, again, this should be much bigger news. We can’t just disappear thousands of people without notifying anyone www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...

More than 1800 detainees are missing after the closure of Alligator Alcatraz. Their families and lawyers can’t find them and they’ve vanished from the ICE database. Feels like this should be a much bigger story www.miamiherald.com/news/local/i...

Got raptured this morning but I told the heavenly host to send me back. Gotta keep grinding.

CHOTINER: This game you like to play, what's it called? ME: Slay the Spire. CHOTINER: And you play it on the computer? ME: Yeah. Well, I also have it on my phone. I played another 300 hours. CHOTINER: And these other games in your Steam library. Have you finished them? ME: Now hold on a second,

The reason GPT and Corpospeak sound so similar is that PR people have always sounded vacuous and weird to regular poeple. The uncanny valley of human speech.

*getting raptured but i forgot i'm afraid of heights* oh fuck. fuck. shit. fucking goddammit. shit *plummeting back to earth* oh that's real fucking cool man. real cool. i hope the rapture fucking sucks. i hope heaven is a dump

Before you resubscribe please consider that Disney is on the BDS list and you truly do not need to watch content as soon as it is released to enjoy it

Realized I was very slowly lowering my arm to set my water bottle down while focusing on something else, I took a sip about five minutes ago and just noticed my arm was getting tired.

If you're on Indeed, make sure you opt out of their latest ToS which adds a class-action waiver.

calling into work cell shaded

Kudos to A&W for locking down “rootbeer.com”

The funeral

The way love works for Tolkien is very simple; you see a beautiful woman from across a field, you recite poetry at her, she is now in love with you forever. Then you leave for fifty years, after which you return and get married. FIN.

“An old white woman got on the train and immediately pointed at me and told me to correct how I was sitting. I refused, so she went to the conductor and complained. The conductor called the police and stopped the train.”

not gonna take pics of ppl in public but I saw a crowd of people carrying spiderman like this

Seattle friends, if you cancelled your Disney+ subscriptions, use this as a great opportunity to support @scarecrowvideo.bsky.social - they are awesome!

my captors are going to lose it when they see the mess i made of my feeding area 🤪

Latest projection suggests that more than 505,000 adults and kids have died due to USAID's illegal dismantling by Musk, Rubio, and Lewin Source: www.impactcounter.com/dashboard?vi...

BREAKING: At least 46 Palestinians have been killed in Israeli attacks across Gaza since dawn, medical sources in the besieged enclave's hospitals told Al Jazeera. 🔴 LIVE updates: aje.io/upsr0n

www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAFl... watching this and thinking about lostech... imagine living in some neo-feudal society where your loser liege lord commands several lances of battlemechs but every sock on this backwater dirt clod of a planet is knitted by hand bc nobody knows how to make sock machine

sixty five million years ago, dinosaurs perused the earth

Would you all like some cursed knowledge about something that's about to be Discourse

NEW: Historic Strike at UMN Earns Wage Increase After a Dozen Arrests The first strikes against the University of Minnesota system in over 20 years recently won the demands of a wage increase after suffering a dozen arrests.

If the Grinch was red... well I don't really like to think about that

The name's Address, Select Address

hoppin around in one huge boot like mario just fuckin trashing this circle k

Their goal is to make you feel shitty. Fight back by feeling slightly less shitty than they want you to

Hey, I'm looking for some sort of comedy, maybe high-concept. You got anything with a horse?

A World Without Caesars Except The Caesars Who We Would Really Like To Appease Pretty Please Give Us Your Money Pleeease

Blood on Elon’s hands - children dying of hunger already who would have been fed under programs approved and funded by Congress and illegally cancelled by him without proper authority

Wearing a homemade robot costume and deriding my opponent's 'fragile human body' at the debate

There are fewer than 300 children’s hospitals in the United States. If your child (or most neonates) needs any form of intensive, specialized, or prolonged care, these are all there are. Would you want your child at a hospital that just fired 150 staff and is no longer hiring for unfilled positions?

googling Jerry nullification

hi your honor i'm dad