#WorldPangolinDay #2026sketches Day 8 #art #illustration

"to claim the inheritance according to the terms of my eccentric uncle's will, we have to spend the night in a haunted house"

love when there's an article about how life is sustainable in the superheated waters surrounding a hydrothermal volcanic fissure on the ocean floor and then like six paragraphs in you find out the author's parents are chemosynthetic bacteria 🙄

nearly all of post-WW2 american history can be explained by the split-second in Back to the Future when the bullying shifts from George McFly to Marty McFly, and George all but explodes in happiness at the idea of getting in on the torture on his own son, the new guy in town who sucks

midnight in the arizona desert. a cowboy has made camp on a mesa, the moonlight shining down on him and his campfire. he wordlessly pulls a cigarette from his pack, puts it between his lips, and lights it. it goes off like a 4th of july sparkler and burns down completely. he lays down on his bedroll

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So Portland's leadership, in all it's wisdom, decides there's no need for any civilian to be armed in City Hall. then they change their mind when a left-wing protester yells at them for not revoking ICE's permit to keep using their facility. Rarely is 'guns for me, but not thee' so bluntly spoken

So Portland bans the carrying of firearms in City Hall. Then a peaceful protest spooks one councilor and now they're advocating to allow JUST councilors to open carry, even though the main advocate for this rule admits they don't know how to use a gun and just want it on their body as a totem.

This country is so broken that Americans can put child sex trafficking in quotes. We normalized this shit arguing over the release of the Files for years and years. It's disgusting. This is all they wanted. As long as there's "two sides" to pedophilia the water can be muddied

Water is definitely on the Mount Rushmore of liquids

@millibeau.bsky.social happy birthday!

Is "Big Dog" gender neutral

Everyone agrees that if they got in the psycho gundam they would simply handle it

@unormal.bsky.social ok dude, it just said i was lost and threw me into this hole. how do i get out?

Give a man a fish and someone with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about people getting free handouts. Teach a man to fish? Yeah, that person with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about that too.

Amanda found my PSP from like twenty years ago. Still turns on!

I have purchased the Seattle Seahawks

draft dump

It is simply never a bad time to think about the architectural design in Adolescence of Utena

Hey just letting everyone know that today is the big circle-back day. Anything you've ever said you'll circle back on, you have to do that today 😥

doing research

Teamsters for a Democratic Union seeks a Communications Coordinator & Digital Organizer to be based out of our Brooklyn, NY office. Details can be found at: unionjobs.com/listing.php?... #1u #UnionStrong

Your tax money at work. Remember everyone who said Chuck was right to fold in November. They supported this too. That funding is what supercharged ICE and made their already unnecessary agency one of the most well funded militaries on earth. This is being done in your name with your money.

REPORTER: Sir, can you tell us what happened with the elephant? ME: (huddled in a space blanket) Of course: I was minding my business when the beast grabbed me with its trunk. My penis, exposed for unrelated reasons, functioned as a sort of axel by which I was rotated like a holiday noisemaker

when it comes to the olympic games, i encourage athletes to "go for the gold" – the gold medal, that is

it makes me happy to think about new people meeting Mehmet for the first time

Incredible victory! After years of organizing across Canada, Scotia Bank has divested from Elbit Systems! Elbit is Israel's largest weapons company, arming the occupation and genocide of Palestine. www.theglobeandmail.com/business/art...

early-game caves of qud advice is "go north and look at the statue" and late-game caves of qud advice is "enter a precognitive vision before you cook with neutron flux" and that's why it's the game of all time

[CENTRAL] Commander, the Chosen are beating our asses in the QRTs. If we want to avoid taking the L we need to deploy some 🤣 emojis immediately.

Virgin: uhhh if you look at economic indicators Chad: has wealth concentration and inequality increased or decreased

Mario would get his ass stoned to death by baboons live and drink bsky.app/profile/cave...

Roses are red, violets are blue, I spent the weekend with lumber and power tools.

Gave my girlfriend a Werther's Original and now she's taken our relationship for granddad

make local coop to play with wife

I stopped working at a computer and now I drive a bus. My mental health has never been better plus I have a pension.

royal steward: sire, the bedeviling spirit which does visit upon thy manor messes most foul hath returned in the night jester dancing in the corner shaking a staff thick with bells: his royal belly full of meat, he slops upon the toilet seat! king (trying not to get mad:) he could speak of anyone

Barbisol tastes so good when you don’t got a barber in your ear going my liquid my liquid

I'm always saying stuff like "Death to the regime!"

XCOM 2 loading screen hum 10 hours

The egg that cracked the whole carton

Theragun the pain away

Discord advises UK users that they "may be part of an experiment" where instead of their age verification data never leaving their phone, it will now actually leave their phone www.eurogamer.net/discord-advi...

Sadly though, a committed cast and haunting score can only do so much to distract from the film's terribly cheap looking, comically treacherous roads, and a bridge so poorly constructed I spent the whole scene genuinely worried it may collapse under these trucks. Sorcerer (dir. Friedkin) * /*****

hello and welcome to the political genius exam. here is question one. which is a more compelling message: - the president is sending armies to occupy cities and kidnap and kill people and your town could be next - a meal at the cheesecake factory that previously cost $100 now costs $104.9

The greatest influencer of BlueSky is actually Ceej's wife

Giving a victorian child a PS3