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my buddy Hildred the Feeble died from a wisp of bad air

And there was a river white as of milk, and I drank of it, and anon I threw up, for milk it was not

they say below our feet there's a mycorrhizal network of friendship from which occasionally sprouts a fruiting buddy

when was the last time you made use of a paste

videos go crazy

if I had to advertise gray I would say "Gray: Where Darkness Meets Lightness"

I'm a slut for flavors

reaching a sexual climax and then saying "okay."

tell me you're a practitioner of the sacred art without telling me you're a practitioner of the sacred art

that boy stink like pigwet

remember this:

Yes sir this is my two weeks notice. I decided I would like to quit everything and live on the top of a mountain as a crazy

Everyone is a nitwit theory

One single pan-fried calorie on a bed of thinly sliced cabbage

what's your "white whale" bristol stool chart number to the second decimal

I saw Yahweh walking around the streets of Chicago and I just had to follow him. When he thought nobody was looking he tied a rope around a pigeon's neck and smacked it against a wall as hard as he could. Busted the poor thing's guts open.

I got this huge scar by shielding my homeboy from a blast

the throat is a veritable burp highway

let's hang out and just sit there referencing hundreds of media to each other

you say "Jump" I'll ask "How?"

I went to a guy called Dr. Cheesecake to make cosmetic microadjustments to my cranium size and now I can't taste umami or sour

once every month I NEED to top a hotdog with my patented "Fucka's Fixins" or I'll die

In my monthly budget I have to set aside around $2,000-3,000 for the property damage done by my beloved rambunctious twin sons Cudgel and Truncheon

would you guys still love me if my name was Dodo-Bobo

I discovered a new type of ice called jelly ice

my name is Daniel God and these are my awesome principles

now tell me son - and I won't be mad - have you been scarfing something down?

pull up the clubs playing unreleased richard vein

Q: you seem ancient. are you ancient? A: haha. I get that a lot

hummus and tortillas for lunch #fuck

for the love of all that's oily

in the blinkuving eye

'nosdías

today your city will be whelmed by a weather event called a Dark Bulb

darkness be with you or whatever, my son

sometimes I just get the urge to charge the shit out of my phone

I'm always saying this

who and I

in the 22nd century there's gonna be guys named Beep

a gathering of geese is a gaggle, of sheep a herd, and of cousins a Cuss Word Olympics

Stabbing in your direction with a crooked finger and muttering a powerful, secret word.

when I'm not smiling I'm dreaming about smiling

(gesturing towards Weemu-Neenu) I'd like to introduce you to my peer from another sphere, Weemu-Neenu Weemu-Neenu: Weemu Neenu!

there's a new type of bug called a hog bug. and it's taking a lot of places by storm

my fate when: