Richard Vein
@veinrichard.bsky.social
π€ 819
π₯ 335
π 1561
Smile, Laugh, Repeat
unnamed coworkers laboring in obscurity
3 days ago
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tonight we getting as hammered as a tin-tinker's teapot
3 days ago
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would you be my partner in a trending new type of salt-based union called natrimony?
3 days ago
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(joining you to stare broodingly out from the bow) you know, lad, they say that with your eyes fixed to the horizon, you will see an awesome flash of green light whenever somewhere in the world a jokester be's serious
3 days ago
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Loading... Tip: qualities are amazing little germs that inhere in objects
4 days ago
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Three scruples of lovingkindness. Take it, or double it and pass it along to the next sorry sack of shit I find on the streets?
6 days ago
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the moment we smiled
6 days ago
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hmm today I will assume the universality of a very particular experience of mine
10 days ago
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my boy is structurally and functionally similar to a cantilever truss bridge
11 days ago
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diminutive humanoid beings are known by most cultures to play just way too much
11 days ago
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in 2013 I saw a large ivory-white oblong bounding along the surface of lake michigan a few miles out from shore faster than any known human device and at a trajectory that was utterly crazy
11 days ago
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You thrive in well-drained soil? oh I'm sure
11 days ago
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I want my last words to be "it was all for bupkis"
13 days ago
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prepare your body for my ultimate technique
14 days ago
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caught the homie smiling to ai generated muzak
14 days ago
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You look like you need a good derp out
15 days ago
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I bet grogu smells like a crusty eye white dog
16 days ago
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Run around smaller than fuck in Tidbit Quest
16 days ago
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the archetype of Old Man Pudding features in thousands of myths from all places and times
16 days ago
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get off my beak, earthwalker
16 days ago
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saying "and as you must have learned by now, time is a ghoulish pendulum, [...] " to my nephew on his third birthday
17 days ago
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whose roots did i just dig past
17 days ago
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oahh
18 days ago
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sitting down to pee and then just farting
18 days ago
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(to my vastly more powerful squad member who is constantly having to defend me) I'm proud to think of us as equals
19 days ago
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in my culture we would settle this dispute with a game of bugass dogass
19 days ago
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when you see it, you'll shift brisk
19 days ago
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oh, him? thats my useful buddy Penn R. Pencil
20 days ago
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I want to die of old age while scrolling on my HyperPhone
21 days ago
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I come from Planet Sun
21 days ago
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I'm sorry but I will be busy for the next couple of hours writing "I will not do stuff that flies in the face of the guild tenets" 120 times on my wax tablet
23 days ago
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in the near future, the cinema will be replaced by the Media Lounge, the highest end of which will serve single medium amuse-tΓͺtes sprinkled with insubstantial themes as garnish
23 days ago
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1,000 urkels with their arms on each other's shoulders smiling and shouting in chorus: did we do that?
24 days ago
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switching up on my day one for zero reason. hitting him with a pro wrestling style chest chop out of nowhere
25 days ago
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The year is 207π(pronounced twenty seventy smile). Grins are the new currency. While it may seem that the forces of gladness run this world, it's said that a secret frowning circle is burgeoning beneath the surface, promising to change everything. Which side will you choose?
26 days ago
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sour your blade with lemon oil in order to deal puckering blows
26 days ago
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My name is Jared Darkness but my friends all call me Jarred Darkness because once you crack open my lid... but I've said too much
27 days ago
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traditional terran dinner recipes
27 days ago
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theres supplements for enlarging your penis but are there any that make it more interesting?
27 days ago
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Smile, you're in peril
28 days ago
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28 days ago
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Mr. To No Avail
29 days ago
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belly style kungfu
29 days ago
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Unlike those dry and flavorless nutrition tablets peddled by our competitors, Vittl brand tablets burst with over 1,000 different juices
30 days ago
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baby I love your scream. you should get scared more
about 1 month ago
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Ah, to be refreshed. The restoration of erstwhile freshness
about 1 month ago
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he hollered like a struck pig
about 1 month ago
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when's the last time you were versus someone else
about 1 month ago
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Our new home
about 1 month ago
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blessings
about 1 month ago
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