my son named Starwars Blaster

simmer down cousin it's just ribaldry

let's construct systems together babydarling

need a light bto? *invokes a lightning bolt on your cigarette and your face and your head and your body*

the beast's apprentice

like the practiced grin of a smileologist

follow for more poop-based worldbuilding concepts

you're a godforsucking crapbastard

theres something huge crawling all over me

"what's the big idea?" is such a beautiful question

I made my skull flexible with chemical treatments and weird embrocations

recipe that requires "2 tbsp any fluid"

i need a recipe blog so i can share stuff like my "Fucked Up Beans"

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this smile is a love letter to happyness

calling out of work sticky

dont be mad but i mightve just fired one thousand bombs to your location

this crystal gives me the power of basic empathy

mobile game called gup war: two gups versus

in a paroxysm of boredom i sighed so forcefully that pieces of my lung flew out

(knocking really crazily hard on your skull) hello??? earth to weirdo?

there's dirt on my this

let me act scarily erratic towards you

the jelly beasts of the great pectin plains

Dowlod My New App

lets disregard protocols bro

i like to unfocus my eyes and scroll on all of your pages and smile, unknowing

shirt that says FUCK WIGHTEY

life is a baby bird and youre its mama. now get regurgitating

I saw an indigo bunting and a gray catbird but you'll have to take it on faith

baby. my beloved. Lets start a web site together 😻

every step i take i claim another parcel of land exactly as large as my footprint. my kingdom will grow to encompass the earth

let's make like a smiler and grin

the happy tones of agreeness

Im quitting everything to focus on my homebrew sci-fi ttrpg setting where every alien species is all female and 10 feet tall that's called The Awesome Planets

He was trapped in the bathroom realm---witness his journey

im not celebrating anything on the fourth im sat in the crib just twisting my pecker

shirt that says "BECUDGEL YOUR LOCAL FREAK"

nahh man its alright haha. it's alright. it's just that this was my tail that doesn't grow back

I Want It Right Now You Mother Fucker

diddly ah vlood🥀

bro came down with the Screaming Ailment

Pebble risotto, garnished with sticks and algae ($15) Gnat and flea soup ($6) Grilled loam sausage on road dust bread ($11) Mud tagine (market price)

throwing up pieces of my own toe

you gotta grow the fuck up little man!

this weekend is FUCK AMERICA!! weekend

bro remind me of a guppy

pulls you apart with my hateful teeth and pieces you back together with my loving phalanges. and repeats