my computer is always saying 'readme' and I think it's terribly pathetic

Fragment Boy is possessed of the ability to forensically reconstruct any event from the fragments thereof

timothy chalamey look like the sort of fella got a gadget for most scenarios

the way wiping with leaves instead of rocks completely changed the dooing game

Not Ya Momma's Diet Coke

steam is a nice platform because sometimes it will tell you at 2 am that your friend from college who has a kid now is currently playing a game called GUNK: Catalyst

I'll be at my data station dialing various shit in

Welcome to Dozen World, player. A word to the wise: (holding up a dozen fingers) this is the type of shit we have going on in Dozen World

fucking the Taciturn Gentleman for his laconic remarks

my pops was a smithereen farmer and he used to tell me son, NEVER buy 'em at the store if you don't absolutely need to. apparently it happened biquarterly that a coworker'd blow both hands off and mingle his own smithereens with the farmed ones. all ended up in the same cans.

yummy stuff rocks.

bro that shit was utmost

cannabis makes the stoner's heart sing

it's called "reefer" because it treats you to subaquatic sensations

my body stays dusted with seven unique defensive powders

my boysenberry spray

Now lad, it is imperative that we keep up the guise even when it seems that all eyes and ears are pointed elsewhere. You must always refer to me as "Nuncle Shrimpwit," and I you as "Nephew Featherbug."

fantasy trilogy titled the Pigmilk Chronicles

I'm noseblind to guys like you

when you get to the gates of heaven god will ask you "which beast of my creation did you consider the loveliest?"

sometimes you wake up in the middle of the night having to pee so bad while still being too whelmed by sleepiness to get up that you enter a strange hypnagogic pee realm for what seems to be 100s of hours

does anyone have anything that I can have?

it's pretty clear that god's dad is telling him to wrap things up and come downstairs for dinner

some wild plum blossoms, willow catkins, and a little thirsty fellow

I've inherited much of my worldview from my grandfather who would swallow stones because he liked his stomach to hurt

Professor Pleroma's Theory of Fullness posits that there isn't anywhere where nothing is

before we start our duel can we do a couple ice breakers? what's your go-to attack?

animals are always versus each other. just chill out

Bro cut it out. Did I not say no horseplay on the escarpment??

no but why does it feel like everyone's forgotten this? 😭😭 [attached image depicts the few minutes of life shared by all eight billion extant human souls as the various precambrian inhabitants of a single thermal vent]

that's my homeboy the Bitternut Hickory Huckster

toot toot lol. got your bulb

I've got a honky whispering ventrilotricks in my ear

my distant cousin on my alien side of the family, Deegu Teb-Wepheppix, grows pot in his moms basement and said we can pull up after 11

Dude thanks for having me over. Nice place. Which cupboard do you keep your oats in?

wise master: like a fly in the ointment, eh lad? the lad, nodding: where all the flavor is

Mister If You'll Credit It

ALERT! Doo-doo/feces present in device charging port

Experts say object in newly released footage "could be literally anything"

roaming weird places with weird intentions

imagine that poop is no object. how many and which toilets are you clogging?

my name is Legitimate Target

listening to tapes of gibberish while i sleep to unravel and destroy the linguistic faculties of my mind for no reason

The Whimsical Enchantress has dealt incurable damage to my vital organs

(imagine we're in the universe where the dominant word order of english is SOV) white people bees like 😂

"I'd like you to leave now," says fellow what dwells on the dark part of Moon

truth nuke