unnamed coworkers laboring in obscurity

tonight we getting as hammered as a tin-tinker's teapot

would you be my partner in a trending new type of salt-based union called natrimony?

(joining you to stare broodingly out from the bow) you know, lad, they say that with your eyes fixed to the horizon, you will see an awesome flash of green light whenever somewhere in the world a jokester be's serious

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Three scruples of lovingkindness. Take it, or double it and pass it along to the next sorry sack of shit I find on the streets?

the moment we smiled

hmm today I will assume the universality of a very particular experience of mine

my boy is structurally and functionally similar to a cantilever truss bridge

diminutive humanoid beings are known by most cultures to play just way too much

in 2013 I saw a large ivory-white oblong bounding along the surface of lake michigan a few miles out from shore faster than any known human device and at a trajectory that was utterly crazy

You thrive in well-drained soil? oh I'm sure

I want my last words to be "it was all for bupkis"

prepare your body for my ultimate technique

caught the homie smiling to ai generated muzak

You look like you need a good derp out

I bet grogu smells like a crusty eye white dog

Run around smaller than fuck in Tidbit Quest

the archetype of Old Man Pudding features in thousands of myths from all places and times

get off my beak, earthwalker

saying "and as you must have learned by now, time is a ghoulish pendulum, [...] " to my nephew on his third birthday

whose roots did i just dig past

oahh

sitting down to pee and then just farting

(to my vastly more powerful squad member who is constantly having to defend me) I'm proud to think of us as equals

in my culture we would settle this dispute with a game of bugass dogass

when you see it, you'll shift brisk

oh, him? thats my useful buddy Penn R. Pencil

I want to die of old age while scrolling on my HyperPhone

I come from Planet Sun

I'm sorry but I will be busy for the next couple of hours writing "I will not do stuff that flies in the face of the guild tenets" 120 times on my wax tablet

in the near future, the cinema will be replaced by the Media Lounge, the highest end of which will serve single medium amuse-têtes sprinkled with insubstantial themes as garnish

1,000 urkels with their arms on each other's shoulders smiling and shouting in chorus: did we do that?

switching up on my day one for zero reason. hitting him with a pro wrestling style chest chop out of nowhere

The year is 207🙂(pronounced twenty seventy smile). Grins are the new currency. While it may seem that the forces of gladness run this world, it's said that a secret frowning circle is burgeoning beneath the surface, promising to change everything. Which side will you choose?

sour your blade with lemon oil in order to deal puckering blows

My name is Jared Darkness but my friends all call me Jarred Darkness because once you crack open my lid... but I've said too much

traditional terran dinner recipes

theres supplements for enlarging your penis but are there any that make it more interesting?

Smile, you're in peril

Mr. To No Avail

belly style kungfu

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baby I love your scream. you should get scared more

Ah, to be refreshed. The restoration of erstwhile freshness

he hollered like a struck pig

when's the last time you were versus someone else

Our new home

blessings