nathan
@wiseposter.bsky.social
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(playing a marimba for like 7 minutes while the camera cuts around showing credits) hello and welcome to my page
over 1 year ago
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The Intercept
about 10 hours ago
EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW: “I was literally begging the agent who was holding me back to let me do CPR,” she told The Intercept.
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The Woman Alex Pretti Was Killed Trying to Defend Is an EMT. Federal Agents Stopped Her From Giving First Aid.
One of the women Alex Pretti was killed trying to defend is an EMT. Federal agents stopped her from giving him first aid.
https://interc.pt/4aNO9Q6
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nose
about 7 hours ago
The time has come. Texting my niece & asking if she’s ready to start LadiesMFAO with me
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daddy gatorade
5 months ago
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dag
1 day ago
I love public art installations
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hey bozo, you're going to have to postdate your checks so your ass can sign them from next week after i kick it to there!!!
1 day ago
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9 out of 10 doctors recommend seeing a specific clown to that clown out of costume like they don't know its the same guy
1 day ago
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i type lol a lot because i am laughing of lot
2 days ago
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2 days ago
Recipe: The Brown Apple Prep Time: 0 minutes ⏲️ Ingredients: • 1 potato
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Waikiki Wanda
3 days ago
add a skeleton here at some point
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nose
7 days ago
When dogs get excited about me putting on a hat or sunglasses that’s not because it means we’re going outside, it’s that I look cool. They are fangirling.
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if you like cyberpunk body horror & govt deregulation dystopias check out this story oh shit its real nvm
www.reuters.com/investigatio...
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As AI enters the operating room, reports arise of botched surgeries and misidentified body parts
Medical device makers have been rushing to add AI to their products. While proponents say the new technology will revolutionize medicine, regulators are receiving a rising number of claims of patient ...
https://www.reuters.com/investigations/ai-enters-operating-room-reports-arise-botched-surgeries-misidentified-body-2026-02-09/
4 days ago
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that's it!
4 days ago
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freecialis
about 2 years ago
bringing my favorite super bowl twitter over
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i love watching the Super List of Diseases and Drug Side Effects, but i hate it when they interrupt the list to show a game
5 days ago
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an alien tried to abduct me but it didn't take. i'm too damn normal
6 days ago
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i hate it when my flank is exposed to my enemies
6 days ago
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I infiltrated Area 52 but your thing is cool too. pretend i posted this way back when people were running around over there. got their ass
6 days ago
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tara
7 days ago
AHHHHHHH!
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just glimpsed the True Order of Things. im not supposed to see any of that.
8 days ago
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dillo (the pride of vancouver🇨🇦)
12 days ago
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steinkern
12 days ago
Some cool design and decoration choices at our Airbnb
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darth vader was in a fucked up little hat and nobody explained it. he just got like that after a while i guess.
12 days ago
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this is what it sounds like when i am reading the news headlines of the day
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10 months ago
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got some parmesan cheese they must have messed up at the factory. absolutely below par. the cheese guy needs to go back and practice.
12 days ago
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i hate it when my blood comes out. i need that stuff
14 days ago
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Sam
15 days ago
Hatred... how unscientific... — The Scientific Lover
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Jocelyn Anderson Photography
14 days ago
I typically have a hard time telling the Downy Woodpeckers apart, but this lovely one has very big white stripes on her noggin so she's easy to pick out.
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Ken Klippenstein
16 days ago
🚨 I've obtained a list of secret watchlists the Department of Homeland Security uses to keep tabs on American citizens
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/ices-secre...
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Exclusive: ICE's Secret Watchlists of Americans
Sparta, Reaper and Grapevine track protesters, their friends (+ others)
https://www.kenklippenstein.com/p/ices-secret-watchlists-of-americans
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in the middle of my trolley problem running over so many people theyre jostling my trolley & screamin. yet im an asshole for shushing them?!
19 days ago
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trying to resist urge to reply savagely to people who must be going to X to capture and share evil irrelevant freak screenshots
19 days ago
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Minnesota Star Tribune
20 days ago
Man shot by federal agent in south Minneapolis
www.startribune.com/ice-raids-mi...
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let's ahhhhh uhhhhh hnnngh (visibly straining not to say something) have a nice weekend 😃
21 days ago
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havent posted anything funny in a while on account of the siege and general malaise but i am targeting a funny post in Q2 2026
21 days ago
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Ken Klippenstein
21 days ago
🚨 ICE is creating a watchlist of anyone and everyone who films them, DHS sources tell me:
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/ice-making...
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ICE Making List of Anyone Who Films Them
“We have a nice little database and now you’re considered a domestic terrorist.”
https://www.kenklippenstein.com/p/ice-making-list-of-anyone-who-films
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(movie voice) In 2026, being regular is suppressed. "Normals" are hunted in the street because their town was mentioned on RacismApp.
21 days ago
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CJ Ciaramella
21 days ago
"We have a nice little database. Now you're considered a domestic terrorist."
www.reddit.com/r/Maine/comm...
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From the Maine community on Reddit: ICE tells legal observer she is a domestic terrorist for peacefully filming
Explore this post and more from the Maine community
https://www.reddit.com/r/Maine/comments/1qku4fs/ice_tells_legal_observer_she_is_a_domestic/
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Chris 𓅨
over 1 year ago
When bro says something chickadeephobic
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minions fell off!
22 days ago
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i am mobilizing support for several frivolous wars in the name of our most famous dipshit game show host
23 days ago
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americans, the rest of the world hates us. we have nothing to lose. let's take over The Earth. i will lead all this from my posting computer
23 days ago
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the people are crying out for blood. respectfully.
24 days ago
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(sees someone defending the most wasted evil loser politician ever) I can convince this guy to believe something normal through reply posts.
24 days ago
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even if someone annoying dies people will start angrily sharing updates about their annoying associates way more. need to destroy my phone
24 days ago
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meticulously winding down before bed and then becoming wired as if intervened upon by evil forces
25 days ago
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i had a false memory of a cucumber being in the fridge. i am rapidly losing my grip on reality.
25 days ago
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i would just use the same end of the broom on everything. therefore, this cow is smarter than me
add a skeleton here at some point
25 days ago
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Ben Lamb
25 days ago
replace rfk jr with this guy
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sending troops into a new city to be annoying every time the news stops talking about me
26 days ago
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i had a dream they served pizza at a popular chain fast food restaurant. or perhaps, a nightmare
26 days ago
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imagine a world where you could view pleasant posts and then go to sleep. wow. a bright future if only we imagined it.
26 days ago
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