sorry idgi. has anyone explained if there's an incentive to pretend mcconnell is alive? would he not just be replaced by a similar guy?

oops didnt wanna repost 2x. wanted to quote with Hospitalized Senator Speaks, (weeks later a letter arrives at your home) Allies Claim

real fucked up shit happening in this headline, subject-verb-wise

I left the iron on my hand for over 40 minutes today without noticing, and these are my favorite posts ever on this web site for 300 character long jokes.

i made a pasta salad so crazy i can feel my italian blood running hot

Mom, Dad & their 19 babies drinking some water from a backyard pond. These are Gambel's Quail (Callipepla gambelii) in the Catalina Foothills of Arizona. Let's ask why they drink via the 'sip-and-tilt' method... (📷: Desert Critters of Arizona via YT)

Careful leaving your phone lying around. My niece checked me in for my flight and said I had a lap infant named "Stinky Poop." I had to call to correct it. The customer service person couldn't stop laughing. ✈️💩👶

Thinking about learning to lasso. All you have to do is wiggle some string until a cow goes in it

i have spent a lot of money shortening my life and i am still not terminally ill.

they're playing grabass out there

lol

cool nike ad claiming that scientists landed on the moon by being irrational and delusional

maybe my house is haunted 👻

The guys that are supposed to be "investigating allegations of employee and contractor misconduct" at ICE are instead ... investigating people who say mean things about ICE on social media. Great story from @regret.bsky.social ... www.wired.com/story/ices-i...

I think it would actually be fun and refreshing if they disabled posting media one day per week on here. Like if it was on purpose though

DeboraGlonch: sitting on tarmac for hour and 20 minutes now unbelievable!! NotTarmac: You’re likely sitting on asphalt! As tarmac is rarely used on modern taxiways Biffdog: believe you are “sitting” on a plane ;) DeboraGlonch: making changes vis a vis weapons and impulses previously controlled

You naive beautiful fool

human brains are unique among the animal kingdom due to the evolved ability to think of a gross thing and go "ew"

don't make toilets smart. they don't need to know what's going on.

Really stretching for those leaves

reddit government

A few years ago I saw some guy on a unicycle waiting at a crosswalk and he kept almost falling and having to catch himself on a light pole, and I think about it a lot because it was one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen.

thinking about a family of unicyclists i saw around a neighborhood i lived in. i wonder if they are still doing that. that would be weird.

oh that would be a bad idea in reality? we'll see about that.

when i cant find something that meets my exact specifications the only sensible thing to do is to learn how to make it that way myself

my mom is innovating in the ppe space

humans cooked when they came up with tools!

Yellow Lake Fire burn scar. much less depressing than I thought it would be! only been like a year and a half and it's surprisingly green

Nancy 6/29/26

1,000 dollar stump, final sale

Custom airbrush van art of a denim-clad warrior gripping the pump in his white-knuckled fist, licked all over by flames of dark baleful energy, his head thrown back and face contorted in agony

In Seaside we found a particularly American arcade game: gas pump simulator. Very little pain at this pump of course which broke immersion for me

my computer mouse has gone insane because it finally tasted Diet Coke

the cat returned and crapped a second time back to back immediately after i cleaned the box. she set me up.

everyone is so icked out by mercenaries until they need people with no allegiances to pay for unsavory deeds 💅

www.reuters.com/world/middle... thanks for respecting the markets close times or whatever so the number looks ok all weekend

my can of whoopass has expired so i can only kick a little bit of ass and it's kind of sad

wearing this type of thing under my normal hot weather outdoor clothes so i can detect all the ticks that jump on me

Laughed until I (actually) cried at this

mfers will see this and think, I want him to go extinct. It’s better to have business as usual and have him freeze to death in his den because the snow pack is too low to sufficiently insulate him, than it would be to overthrow global capitalism and the oil industry.

dudettes rock

#makeaterriblecomicday #makeaterriblecomicday2026

AFRAID, BUT VAGUE GUY: I hope my blood doesn't get out.

asking the doctor if i can post beautifully after one day away from my device. oh great because i couldn't before

Never attribute to malice that which may be explained by stupidity and malice combined

found a top ranked search result for famous brand claiming "official" but it's amazon affiliate links to products & nothing else. scam era