nathan
@wiseposter.bsky.social
📤 1943
📥 456
📝 24976
well,
pinned post!
(playing a marimba for like 7 minutes while the camera cuts around showing credits) hello and welcome to my page
over 1 year ago
3
119
10
reposted by
nathan
BayBayFriend
30 minutes ago
sexy hot boby
3
74
6
reposted by
nathan
DJ Boozy Brunch
about 4 hours ago
I was once watching a one laptop act who like put it on play and started dancing in front of it and accidentally unplugged his whole shit and we had to wait for him to boot his macbook back up to finish his set
1
20
3
reposted by
nathan
Lordbeef
about 8 hours ago
the new Star wars opening crawl sucks
0
47
1
if there are ennumerated replies you cant see to one of your posts you have been visited by digital ghosts
1 day ago
0
15
0
ive decided to stop coughing. if i need anything cleared out i will simply sneeze
1 day ago
0
13
0
reposted by
nathan
weeder
2 days ago
Buffalo treehopper nymph
22
410
55
reposted by
nathan
Jeff
3 days ago
this ad makes me want to order and eat a bag of dirt
7
107
15
reposted by
nathan
degrowth entrepreneur
3 days ago
found two bucks on the floor of the forest today. the earth provides
3
75
11
reposted by
nathan
glowing shadow
5 months ago
RIP Mike F.
2
1027
51
reposted by
nathan
pecker head
3 days ago
insane core strength chickadee
#birds
1
81
9
have to return a watering can because i already had one i didnt see. going to simply explain i am this stupid to the people at the store
3 days ago
2
23
1
reposted by
nathan
Mark Drugs
4 days ago
When it comes to cats and their food: if it don’t stink they don’t know what to think
0
11
2
i am out standing in a field
4 days ago
1
16
0
due to their intense inflicting of pain, whenever i visit the pump that is, i call them gasp prices.
5 days ago
2
68
8
reposted by
nathan
That's Are Dings™
5 days ago
Q: What kind of cookies do birds like? A: Chocolate chirp
4
46
4
ran out of my stamina meter so im taking health damage doing regular stuff around the house
5 days ago
1
74
9
oh man. didn't you hear? they posterized him.
5 days ago
0
6
0
what kind of coffee do you want? (a little too urgently and nervously) Regular! Regular coffee. Regular style. Thanks.
5 days ago
3
32
0
UHOH spegettiooo
5 days ago
1
8
0
reposted by
nathan
charles horse
5 days ago
cheryl tunt made me chuckle today
1
102
9
reposted by
nathan
Uqbar & Jeff
5 days ago
1. eat(?) pollen 2. (???) 3. get the honey out of (???)
1
5
1
reposted by
nathan
naomi
5 days ago
the hunt. the kill.
#🪶
1
19
4
i hate the bald green bug baby. they are supposed to stay on that remote swamp planet so i don't have to see that
5 days ago
1
25
0
honey is so crazy. thank goodness bees know how to make it because i've got no damn idea.
6 days ago
2
72
10
sowing actually sucks. the memes were wrong
6 days ago
1
20
0
reposted by
nathan
cait (and adonis)
9 days ago
69
9159
1665
reposted by
nathan
derek van vliet
6 days ago
logging on
loading . . .
10
306
59
reposted by
nathan
BayBayFriend
8 days ago
mr. met is like doctor doctor when i make love to mrs. met, it is so short-lived. i don’t give my wife the pleasure she deserves and the doctor is like, the solution is-a very simple. just-a think about baseball. and mr. met is like, but doctor, I am baseball
9
255
35
reposted by
nathan
Let’s Go Sheens
about 1 year ago
she only has one coin
1
21
3
if you live anywhere bluish on this map & like birds or butterflies, learn to pull garlic mustard (see eg
extension.psu.edu/garlic-mustard
)
9 days ago
5
34
8
@jlp.systems
i found your wordstyle of threatened native plant
9 days ago
1
7
0
neighbor put his long sleeve overshirt on a post on a windy day. i keep thinking he's waving for my attention but its just a fuckin shirt!
9 days ago
2
16
0
reposted by
nathan
nattie winters
9 days ago
listen up, lefties: if you get out of the pool, you’re admitting defeat to the big diarrhea dog turd floating in the pool
1
164
26
i really like how food invented a long time ago didn't have to have good names
9 days ago
4
28
0
reposted by
nathan
Pete Sastone
9 days ago
control frequency is the new guys chat
add a skeleton here at some point
3
20
5
blocking all accounts of newspaper with video of the american crying about hamburgers in another country or whatever. i need real news
9 days ago
0
14
0
reposted by
nathan
mr potato
10 days ago
told a coworker i used to work at the dump and they asked me if that’s where i got my haircut
11
370
41
reposted by
nathan
mrs softee ☎️
9 days ago
from
@cakemittens.bsky.social
whose riffs always eclipse the original joke
2
39
4
reposted by
nathan
USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST
10 days ago
People are just insane now of days
22
1428
525
add a skeleton here at some point
10 days ago
1
50
2
there are only a few tasks and jobs left where you spend time buying blades. so when the opportunity strikes, savor it.
10 days ago
0
4
0
im leaving nonessential spelling errors in everything that doesnt vet me paid. im not doing free labor.
#business
#money
#professionalism
10 days ago
0
11
0
found the first tick climbing me. summer is here. and it's out for blood. but this time, uh.... something bites back. well, i squished it
10 days ago
0
12
0
crazy how ppl online can reify any criticism no matter how mild or indirect into some kind of morality war. not lookin good for criticism 📉😔
10 days ago
1
12
0
need sprawling vines on all my items. lock it all down in case thieves come. then theyll struggle loudly with the vines and i can get them
11 days ago
2
24
1
its OVER for invasive shrubberies
11 days ago
0
20
1
going to rake some dirt like it's the damn Great Depression
11 days ago
0
16
0
reposted by
nathan
Ben Goggin
12 days ago
NEW: ChatGPT advised the FSU shooter that a mass shooting would get more attention from media if it involved several children, according to a new lawsuit against OpenAI
www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
loading . . .
OpenAI sued over ChatGPT’s alleged role in guiding FSU shooter
The lawsuit claims that the shooter carried out his attack using instructions and advice provided by ChatGPT.
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/openai-sued-chatgpts-alleged-role-guiding-fsu-shooter-rcna344443
71
2239
1339
the ice cream man goes around blaring that music not even fearing an ambush or anything. it's so arrogant and reckless.
12 days ago
1
18
0
reposted by
nathan
Marie (same one)
12 days ago
I’ve been home sick for a week which is long enough to really get into The Detective Game, wherein I carefully examine my own apartment from the POV of a hardboiled noir protagonist who’s searching for clues to my murder and falling in love with me in the process
0
45
14
Load more
feeds!
log in