no thanks, i prefer scrutable art.

Well I have a new all time favorite piece of hotel lobby art

another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls

going to sucks. but going fro.... there's nothing like it.

experiencing The Taster's Curse with some store-brand dijon mustard purchased because it was cheaper

planning to kick off 2026 while coughing blood and staggering around

trying a new style where i get physically sick then after a little bit start going mental as well. upping the ante on sick to see if i win.

he escaped with minor injuries. and left gifts under the tree. damn he's good...

santa will die by my hand. tonight.

Two lines of pigs doing a zipper merge

just remembered the quiet posters feed and it's still so useful to see accts you follow that dont post often bsky.app/profile/did:...

i have eaten a mood fixing variety and amount of treats. i am now prepared to be online.

my agents are intercepting well wishes and messages of cheer intended for other recipients. the cheer is all mine.

(learning about plumbing systems) maybe water should just stay where it is.

Your power bill has tripled and you can't afford new PC parts just to create this.

displaying his winter fatness tor all

i sleep in a 100% polyester hat every night hoping it will eventually laminate my brain

oh my god kenneth gainwell incredible receiver

lets all get a bunch of extra stuff at the american doctor's so we can go to debtors prison together forever

you should be able to get a haircut while you’re having surgery

Oh right, I deleted my old posts but comics should live forever. Here's one about having a cat

add a thrill to your bedtime routine by turning off the light before spitting toothpaste into the sink while trying to remember where it was

30-something women are always vaguely implying there is something fishy about two of my former wives being carried away by big birds. But it's like, there's video evidence of both events? So is the idea that I'm in league with the birds? I'm unlucky, I'm not evil.

The key to any successful relationship is to prevent your partner from being carried away by a large bird

Got rid of Spotify this year. Glad as I am to not support them, I was bummed I wouldn’t get my 2025 Wrapped. All that’s changed. I just received this AMAZING letter from my personal music curator Tunes Michaels. He’s been incredible at making CD playlists that cater to my tastes. Highly recommend

the wallet inspector just got tricked by my false wallet. small price to pay to get the certification.

another day waking up on the hater side of bed

i just burned down the jerk store. tired of their spam calls.

not drinking any water so my blood gets thicker in the winter for better cold performance. it is like oil.

oh is there a dementiaball on? (im trying a new annoying thing)

There’s always a chance everything will be fine. This is one of my favorite insane beliefs

im tracking the little caesars mascot to his pizza lair. it's ok to kill him if theres a confrontation because he is not human.

Don't talk to me or my sons ever again. 🪶 🐣

Just got back from the lab where we are working to make everything worse. Dinner looks good. Which reflects poorly on my work.

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watching this in public was a huge mistake, oh my god. the fact he's still eating like he isn't being violently thrown around is killing me.

it's not just regular money. it's famened.

thinking of adopting a mindset. but i just cant decide which one!

rob reiner was part of some awesome movies that made life momentarily better. that seems almost crazy and impossible sometimes now

When I interviewed Spinal Tap and Marty DiBergi this summer, none of them broke character, for the whole hour. Except Rob Reiner, once, losing it when Michael McKean's David St Hubbins talked about minimalism. I didn't use this in the feature and hadn't published any audio, but this is joyful.

hitting an electric beehive smoker and going docile

Hey you put a little slogan on the car box, right employee? That's right employer. And it's not profound or metaphysically beyond harm right? Um

the guy playin recorder real well for goofy fun is out of tune to me. i am now anti dudes rock til we can begin rocking more harmoniously 🙏

Today in NYU Special Collections I learned about another 🌟 bread book: Albert Milton Davis's Crisp Toasts (Mutual Book Co., 1907)

assume nobody saved screenshots of guy replying to russel crowe(?)'s workout list posts listing same workout with 1 more rep on everything

the generic instrumental muzak at this restaurant is so peaceful that i think i need to live here from now on

time to watch more sports and get stupider

"map the network" stuff in quoted reminds me of the potential of old NSA phone metadata discussed here. kieranhealy.org/blog/archive...