NBC’s The Slap Enby Seize This Lap

Really struggling to find anything to buy in the Steam sale. I think it may be over for me

In my waning days of posting on Twitter I would joke that if you wanted to keep in touch I could be found in the comments section of Selphie Tilmitt’s blog on the Balamb Garden school intranet but man today really is a day I wish it were an option to recamp at

I hate this place! I hate it!

I went to the Shimada Mind Tower but no one there knew you

Whoa so you’re telling me gross things are happening on X, the everything app how have I never heard this before

I suppose I could tell ya how to use Bluesky, mister SOLDIER. Yes >No Well, first thing is don’t say anything negative about Israel

Welcome to Bluesky, here are the RULES:

Now I’m glad I didn’t make a joke about being sworn in on a copy of Chrono Trigger or something because now it’s an annoying topic

Jair Bolsonaro:

This year Canadians renaming Americanos to Canadianos or whatever was a funny phenomenon because it put tedious pedants at odds with other tedious pedants who love to point out that an Americano is a weaker espresso for unsophisticated evil American palates

I’m glad 2025 dead

I’m glad 2025 dead

Michigan belongs to the Nords!!!

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Get away from me, you slackjawed, flea-bitten %PCRace.

Sephiroth: what’s your favorite minor celebrity interaction? I’ll start, I was in an elevator with Joe Walsh but it was after he left the Eagles Cloud: (doubled over and clutching his head in agony as a piercing screech only he can hear resounds)

I will not deign even a hate click to MTG unless the interviewer is specifically asking goose/gander questions about why she was perfectly happy wielding a death threat happy base against targets like Ilhan Omar but immediately ducked out the second they were turned against herself

I regret to inform you once again that I will not be reading The New York Times' interview with Sephiroth, I don't need to see it anymore

MORDOR is the hottest new startup for gentrifying neighborhoods

Day 9 of Avatar discourse. Frank went out for supplies and came back with some food but also just like the rest of them. We had to isolate him with the others in what we’re calling the “cultural impact room.” Can’t use the radio anymore, site 52 was also culturally impacted and lost control of it

I went to the Tinkle Pit and everyone there knew you

The early 2000s were crazy, you could have a hit song just about turning the car around

How can I trust you if you will not do this one simple favor in Mephala's dark name?

Hold on I’m going to steal some nirnroot from Dillard’s

Grandma got run over by a reindeer?

Had a laugh thinking about “the Puss in Boots movie has a realistic depiction of a panic attack” discourse

My sister has a great cat

The Joker driving a pickup truck with an uncovered load of gravel in the bed

The episode of Spongebob where Plankton builds and pilots a robot Mr. Krabs is just an all timer. Laughing my ass off decades later

I already predicted this but I’m doubling down, by the end of the decade we will have a tech bro die of mercury poisoning because an AI doctor told him it would make him immortal like a Chinese emperor

Super Flu got my ass in Texas... Osmosis Jones I need you NOW! Have a car chase in my guts idgaf!

Whoa! A %PCRace. Ugly thing, aren't you. Too tall. What business you got at Castle Karstaag? And make it quick. No time to talk.

Walked into Lululemon a few days ago with my wife because she was shopping for winter gloves and two employees were having a very loud conversation about how their in store sales were down 30%. What a weird place

LinkedIn influencer guys desperately trying to become contacts with Mr Potter of Bedford Falls after seeing his incredible hustle in the film It’s a Wonderful Life. Saying they’ve never seen a guy as committed to the grind

Liam Neeson with a gun to my head: WHO IS PARSON BROWN??!!

Pirogi time

Midnight Clear come tribute

In retrospect the Bush-era War On Christmas stuff seems more ominous than it did at the time. It was just cable news guys crying about dumb/fake shit, then and now; I mean the campaign to turn Christmas, which most everyone likes and feels warmly about, into just another thing to get mad about.

This kind of smart, mixed-use urbanism is illegal to build in most American cities

Yeah I ain’t reading all of “that”

Didn’t we bully that dickhead billionaire off of here why is he back

Where are the ladies at

Tooper Cent Milk

How actually strong was him?

It’s Michael Fassbender as Char Aznable

Did You Know: People will like you more if you have a high personality?

John le Carré, “The Nintendo Uncle”