i will not vote for any democrat for president unless they promise to at least put rfk jr in prison

This is Castle Ninja Baron Owl, a ninja from England. He seeks an ancient ninja treasure to provide restitution for Japan's persecuted Christians.

MYTH: Good people live in the south and we should not write entire areas of the country off for living in majority red states. POLTICO FACT-CHECK: Pants on fire! 🔥 This claim has been debunked. If they were good leftists, they'd have moved up north by now.

The way food is rendered in Studio Ghibli movies looks so disgusting I often vomit.

New Years Resolution: be the first white man to jump

Worse than Ebert's Blue Velvet review

youtu.be/Ogqv6CtBfbE?... JD Vance 2028 Campaign Offical Themesong

WatchMojo's top 10 World Religions

@sbunny.bsky.social meeting me

So sick im seeing baby looney tunes when I close my eyes oh my lord

Super Flu got my ass in Texas... Osmosis Jones I need you NOW! Have a car chase in my guts idgaf!

Happy Cake Day Jesus

I gave King Von a senzu bean so we could have a fair fight

When Jim took his prank on Dwight a little too far and boss man has to call him in for a one on one

www.youtube.com/watch?v=fRpm... This is how countries should handle all major disputes. Our beetle vs your beetle. Let the best bug win

The Jit Who Cracked Liberty Valence

I admit it would be a little nice if our president wasn't a completely unstable idiot. Not to lib out too much

How I feel telling another 67 joke at the hangout

We started a new denomination of Christianity which is pretty much the same as Protestantism except we acknowledge the events of Bruce Almighty as biblical canon. Not Evan Almighty though.

I was on the last ROFLCopter out of 'Nam.

Nahhhhhhh tell me why this jit just cracked a chopped unc 😭 67

Grandma Got Run Over By A Waymo

Dude I think my fucking upstairs neighbor has a MissingNo even though our property doesn't allow glitches

Dude last night was a Dai-Bouken

I spent too much money on Small Business Saturday and now they're all big businesses because of all the money they made.

I don't wanna meet no nasty ass family called the "Fockers"

My top listened too artist was a Mummy on this year's spotify Wrapped 😂 #pun

Damn... a weapon formed against me just prospered

Are any other millennials jealous of how cool gen x-ers are? They just have this "who cares" attitude about them...

CNN - Men Made Up "Loneliness Crisis" So People Would Feel Bad For Them, According To New Study

Late night conversations hit different on these.

You think your job is tough? Well I'm Slenderman's tailor!

I have strong faith in NVIDIA's line of products and recently invested heavily in their stocks.

The color grading in modern movies has gotten so bad. One of the women in that Wicked movie looks straight-up green most of the time

I didn't understand equality until I saw Zootopia

Theres nothing wrong with cosplaying Joe Dirt at an anime convention

Y'all think Zohran is sooooo perfect but his dad works for Anaheim Electronics

It probably feels so good to have a redditor call you a gentleman and a scholar.

I could probably handle a night in a sensory deprivation tank if they let me have my gameboy.

He was stupid as fuck.

Trump and Zohran

Maybe she ran out of Lands to Tap (if you're nerdy, you get the joke - think "MTG" the card game) ; )

I DONT HAVE TO FINISH MY 500 WORD ESSAY TONIGHT!!

I know Spongebob apologized later but I never forgave him for talking about "squirrel crime statistics"...

Sorry Trump, it's not going to work. They are not putting you in the next Capcom vs SNK

YES its true, I have been recreating a 1:1 scale replica of the neighborhood from the early 2000s stop motion cartoon "The PJs" in my basement. Yes, I AM a caucasian male. And no, I have not asked anyone if this is problematic because I am frankly afraid to find out. I just need a little more time.

Freaking out at the japanese restaurant because they wont cook my sushi with beef tallow

my dad was in the same frat as General Grievous

I'm tired of all these nugen anime fans not knowing Inuyasha has a red penis.