How southern "leftists" (diet KKK members) think they look vs how they actually look

This and a yap session >>>

Adolf Hitler: Zeit ist jetzt angebrochen. Deutschland ist nun erwacht. Die Macht haben wir nun in Deutschland gewonnen. Nun gilt es, das deutsche Volk zu gewinnen. Theo Von on the other chair: Ohho my god!

Me whenever I remember Mad Men Leonard Scene

The Lindbergh baby grew up and looks sexy as fuck now - TMZ

Trying to find a convicted pedophile who isn't a confirmed Trump voter

Hack. The. Planet. #efficiency

For a technological master like me turning a rasberry pi into a fully working gameboy color emulator is child's play. Hack the planet.

If Birth of a Nation was "history written in lightning" than I present that Frieren: Beyond Journey's End is history written in lofi beats to study to.

When all you gotta keep is strong Move along, move along, like I know you do And even when your hope is gone Move along, move along, just to make it through

My most EVIL opps just came up and snatched my chain. And that's ok!

Bruh owes me a pennyfarthing

It's time to call out hatred for gay people for what it really is: homophobia.

-100 year old restaurant will one day serve coca cola in a new way yet to be discovered

I went from the NICU to the Nick Choice Awards yall understand nothing was done for me

The white trash obsession with skulls and skeletons has always confused me

Fun fact: Cleatus the NFL robot is an EVA unit and houses the soul of Tim Tebow's mother.

You just know a dirty soda and soak hits so good for a BYU student, it is probably the peak of their life until they get to go to a Savannah Bananas game. And then get the planet of course

Why do people pretend to care about Star Fox so much

Two seasons from now on The Pitt Dr. Robby is going to turn to the camera and talk about how it's actually dangerous to eat rat feces

Trump has signed an executive order banning cephalopods from being drummers in underwater bands due to "unfair innate biological advantages"

CDC: Hantavirus outbreak traced back to S.S. Diarrhea's crustacean chef

It's really funny that when the video game industry was at the height of its wanting to be taken seriously as an art form by critics the average prestige game had a plot like "what if we remade guess who's coming to dinner with a robot instead of a black person"

In another life I would have loved just taking galaxy gas and doing whippets with you

The Jolly Green Giant Lowkey fell off, he hasn't done anything recently

Let's all listen to what Rahm Emmanuel has to say.

I wonder if Ben 10 scanned humanity with the omnitrix and turned into the standard human what race he would become.

Found this on the world beyblade organization boards regarding the establishment of the first ever beyblade tournament in Tel Aviv, Israel. The world is a very strange place

When your sister's pregnancy with her toxic husband ends in a miscarriage

I tried asking chatgpt to write down my audiobook and it made it into a regular book

My JRPG tennant is always trying to pay me in Gil : /

Spotted in Chud City, Iowa

You haaaaaaaave to try the Oxtail Roll and Chitlin Sashimi at Nobu

Fus. Roh. Dah.

Savannah Bananas Mass Suicide Event

It's so nice out in New York City that I saw Zohran Mamdani and an Investment Banker both doing their respective jobs with no interaction.

The Hidden Queer Subtext of "I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry"

How to get a job in 2minutes 😂

Me to my parents when I drop them off at the nursing home

Sometimes when I'm drunk and go to take a piss the urinal cake starts looking a lot like a bionicle mask and I feel guilty

"How could you tell I watch Invincible?"

I wonder if someone ever enrolled in video game college from those Adult Swim ads and it was actually really awesome and turned their lives around

This dirty mountain dew got me feeling different... tell me why I want to find some gold plates now

I just found out Jack Antonoff used to jack Lena Dunham off and now I want to jack something to shut my brain off!

"C-c-can uh watch muh Theo Von sir?" Asks the economically disadvantaged coal-mining Southerner that too many on the left would write off. "Not yet. By the end of my class you WILL be literate. Try again." I patiently reply. The southerner gulps. "Suh suh suh Settlers by Guh Guh Guh Jay..."

Writing off southern states on my taxes this year.

30% of Dads die during childbirth because its just too boring at the hospital and they get mad if you bring your XBox.

Bernie Mac did not found McDonalds for it to be used as a political prop by Trump.

Zoomers have started a new trend called "Doubledashing" where they order delivery to their houses but then when the driver gets there they reveal they have been at the restaurant the entire time and then pay them to bring it back.

Today some little punk came into my stationary store and referred to a pen as a "Friendle". Thankfully I alerted his parents and they promised to severely hurt and punish their child later.