Why is this so sexy? Because it's wrong?

Raise your hand if you'd still hit it ✋️

Watched The Seven Year Itch for the first time. Can someone explain it to me? Was she trying to fuck up his life? Was she just oblivious? Was she even real? Or just his crazy mind? What is going on here?!

Handsome George Hamilton's secret to keeping his good looks.

That was bonkers! Fuck cg talking animals, kids movies should be ALL ACTION! Shit being blown up, shoot-outs, fights, stunt people flying the air, machine gun skiing battles, martial arts mime battles and more. Crazy cast! Pat Morita, Michael Dorn, Zelda Rubenstein. And released by Troma! 🤪

This is the future we were promised. What happened?

You can get Garfield & Odie socks that hold hands with little magnets at Spencer's (although they would never hold hands in real life). Happy Monday!

Happy Father's Day!

Crusty one on #Svengoolie tonight! The Time of Our Lives. Olde Timey comedy when Abbot and Costello ghosts show up to do some ancient spooky antics! 👻

Signed up for some Anbo Jyutsu classes. Figured with how crazy things are getting, I'd better learn how to defend myself. Fingers crossed I'll never have to use it 🤞

The goofy grossout stoner fever dream known as Freaked. A nutso comedy starring Alex Winter, Mr. T, Bobcat Goldtwait and more! With creature FX by Screaming Mad George and the Chiodo Bros. Highly entertaining!

I worked out two days in a row (a record for me), so nobody try to fight me right now.

If this was an album cover, what would the album be called? #gracejones #dolphlundgren

Wally's amazing notebook on Leave it to Beaver. I always thought he was a square. He's cooler than I thought!

Being able to pause old sitcoms during funny facial expressions is surely the greatest thing about living in the modern area. This was simply not possible in the 80s. #technology

Hard to believe a movie could live up to it's poster, but Scream Bloody Murder did. Gore-nography! A nice and icky one about a creepy dude so repulsed by sex, he murders anyone who has it! Then he falls in love with a free spirited prostitute and shit gets weird. Great performances!

Hey @stephenking, I was watching The Stand (1994) and this dude died in the middle of a ping-pong match with his ass sticking out. Is that really possible?

Is this like a tower of onion rings?

Ha! Some fools got mad cuz I was shit talking the new He-Man movie. To the angry: Next time you get irked by some stranger's idiotic and obviously inflammatory remark online, put on your Brain Amplifier and ask yourself, "Why do I give a fuck about a complete stranger's opinion?" then scroll on.

This is a HE-MAN movie. You can keep your bullshit.

My thoughts on everything

Dang, I didn't know UFC was so exciting!

Endora wisdom ✨️💖✨️

Goodbye, hero! Master Critic Gene Shalit was 100 years old! Though some suspect his hair is even older. Known for his aggressively sexy looks, sharp insights, and hilarious puns, to this day he is the only movie critic that's never been wrong about a movie. Thanks for the entertainment, my man! 🎬👑🍿

I try not to get political on here, but...

Spending Friday night with my children. #blessed

Well, that was a crazy movie! Not as crazy as the poster though. A super 70s Canadian art film about an angry Popeye-level mumbler who starts a farm and yells a lot. Won me over by the end with sheer weirdness, and has sweet tunes by Ronnie Lane!

Say this five times fast #tonguetwisters

Dear Lord, we pray that Brother Crungle can unchungle his bunghole. And may he also unfungal his tongul and no longer get the rungles? Thank you, Lord Junguls, Amen. 🙏

I made an art from the stuff on my desk that's exactly like a Bansky. How much can I sell it for?

Thoughts on Taelons with mustaches?

LICKY LICKY! 👅

The People of Portland, Oregon: Sketch No. 12: Sweaty Betty. This sweat drenched lady with a tiny face caught my eye coming out of a gym. She was beet red, but that's hard to capture in black and white.🦆🦫🌲

The latest NASA imaging of what extraterrestrials in our galaxy will most likely look like. Amazing.

Celebrated something wonderful happening yesterday: no longer having to deal with one of the worst humans I've ever known. Waited almost a decade for this! But I went way overboard and made this crazy drink. What should I call it?

Drunk level

Today's a good day 🌞

I am joining the secret gang called The Fiends. If you want to join you can, but you have to provide your own paper bag secret hood and armband. Secret meeting's in the basement today at 11:00.☠️

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Clyde's face on this Any Which Way You Can poster. Ha!

Sadly, this is not a pic of Andre the Giant with his nards hanging out...it's an ILLUSION! It's King Kong Bundy's knuckles as you can see in the second pic. The match was billed as THE COLOSSAL JOSTLE. I shall call any large task I have to do a "Colossal Jostle" henceforth.

Wow, the original Porky Pig was huge! And barely stuttered. Beans and Little Kitty are all but forgotten, but Porky lives on.

Haven't had this much fun watchin a movie in forever! Non-stop nonsense! So much schlubby swordfightin and demonic derpiness! Been yrs since I saw a flick n and immediately bought the Bluray. Love movies where the writer, director, star, producer, stuntman, editor are the same person. Steve Barkett!

My dream car

How could a movie called Voodoo Black Exorcist not be great? Sweet poster tho!

This is shocking! Apparently there was a time where sliced bagels were a big deal? They call them "no-hinge" here. Were they hinged right before this? I've always assumed they came pre-sliced since forever, but this is from 1980. How come no one says "The greatest thing since no-hinge bagels?" 🔪🥯‼️

They just don't make good movies anymore

I know some people on here work in Hollywood. Anyone have connections with the old Baywatch folks? Trying to find out why this guy's weiner is so pointy in Season 8: Ep 2. Is it cuz he looked at Newman? (that happens to me too). Any info is helpful. Thanks!

Saw the movie Sphere. Cube is better. #film

Watched Liberace (1988), a made-for-TV biopic starring Andrew Robinson aka Scorpio in Dirty Harry. He was amazing! Rue McClanahan as his Mom was great too. The movie does an astonishing job tapdancing around the whole gay thing. Musn't offend all the old ladies! 🎹✨️🌈