Set your VCRs!

What's the sitch? Muffy's wiggin' cuz Mr. Big-Penis-Squirty-Guy's got major damage and has to jet.

Watched Panic in the Year Zero. It wasn't exactly "an orgy of looting and lust," but a grim tale of a family doing whatever it takes to survive after a nuclear war. An A.I.P. pic, so still a bit salacious. Cool flick and directed by master crabby actor Ray Milland!

As a gay dude, I love seeing gays in old media and Sherwood Schwartz's Brady Bunch gays are the best. So ridic and cartoony! Just like the rest of the show. Always puts a smile on my face! 🌈

Any Murder, She Wrote fans on here? Is The Mystery of the Mutated Minion cannon? Is that a real Jessica Fletcher book?

Just experienced some pretty intense ageism. A bartender didn't card me and I when asked why he said, "Anyone wearing a Paul Williams shirt doesn't need to be carded. Shaken.

Don't forget to go to church today!

My favorite Hammer Horror on #Svengoolie tonight! Watched The Curse of Frankenstein, Revenge of F, Evil of F, and Frankenstein Created Woman, and F Must be Destroyed to get ready. Peter Cushing getting cranky, makin' Frankys, getting killed by said Frankys. Amazing series. Each a great film. 🧠⚡️💀

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The People of Portland, Oregon: Sketch No. 11: Super drunk lady at bar on Halloween hitting on all the men who sat next to her making her much older boyfriend angry. She was smashed and it was only 5:00 P.M.! 🦆🦫🌲

I like challenging bartenders to make a good tasting "Malört-arita" Malört is an old-timey crazy drink that tastes like Satan's ball sweat. Some pull it off, others do not. This one was comically bad. She was excited by the challenge too! She threw in the olives when she realized there was no hope.

Nightmare on Dyke Street. One two, Frieda's coming with you...

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The werewolf in the movie The Werewolf (1956) looks so happy! #werewolf

This is my monster, he is magic.

Remember when movie critics were smart?

Fran Drescher has a message for you.

Here's something in the vintage store you don't see every day. A stuffed Flip Wilson/Geraldine talking doll. Ha! It just garbled it was so old. Must be mystifying to anyone under 55.

Thoughts on GORP?

Norman Fell as Sigmund Freud on Bewitched. Totally pulled it off. It's funny that millions think of him as a cornball actor because of Three's Company, but homey had a whole career before that.

Tonight on Murder She Wrote: KILLER NUNS!!! I love it when the show randomly goes off the rails. ✝️💉💀

Hangover level: Vitameatavegamin.

Wacky one on #Svengoolie tonight! A makeup artist uses mind control makeup to get revenge for being fired. It scared the living yell out of me!

I have just invemted the Crossboner. Anybody know how to make money? I want to make money off of this. (this is a mockup, but I could make a prototype if any angel investers wanna get in early)

Wanna scare your kids? Show 'em old cartoons! #beautyandthebeast

I'm a huge fan of Peter Graves' iconic hair. I wondered how his gorgeous grey helmet would look on other stars, so I 'shopped it. I learned: It looks blond on other people, looks great on women, and turned Bruce Lee into Sandy Duncan! 1/2

Friday

Never get tired of staring at the Prom Night 3 poster. One of the rare gonzo posters where the movie totally lives up to the craziness implied. And then some! 👗🏈💀

What I called my apartment in 1997 #twister

Any Charmed experts on here? Did carrying the Source of all Evil's child while drinking the Seer's evil potions cause Phoebe to dress like Davy Crockett? Or was she just doing that?

Troma is the most consistent movie studio ever. You know exactly what yer gonna see going in: Some dumb shit, some gory shit, some more dumb shit, some boobs, more dumb shit, more gory shit, boobs, the end. Then you wonder, "Why the hell did I even watch that?" Amazing. Redneck Zombies 100% Troma.

...in bed.

I love this crazy little radio from The Fog. I often wonder what happens to the cool background props in movies. I like to think someone kept this kooky looking guy. So cute!

Watched The Fog 30+ times, but just noticed after John Houseman's spooky story about the tragic shipwreck, his face sinks into the bottom of the screen like a ship going underwater. Love it! Happy Fog Day! (Takes place on April 21st)

And the Oscar for "Funniest Face While Smoking a Joint" goes to...laughing lady in van from Prom Night! Congratulations!

Deep Space was nutty! Slow start but when the alien takes off, it's gold. If you want to see the great Charles Napier chainsaw the head off a rubber alien to a geyser of blood, this is it. Love the cover too! Huge fan of covers that look like an 8th grade stoner sketched it on his notebook. 💀

What is Eddie saying?

My people have come for me. I am leaving the Earth. Good luck with your planet's petty squables. I will be in the Horsehead Nebula smoking space weed. Use telepathy to contact me! XOXO

Happy to report Flesh+Blood has lost none of its punch over the years. It's just as fucked up as ever! Paul Verhoeven's cynical and gritty response to the Hollywood's flowery medieval films. Character actor heaven too, with Susan Tyrrell stealing every scene as always! ⚔️🐶🦠

I have invented the SNOW HAT today. It is a new invention, and with a bunch if beer, I have invented it. They are $100, but get 'em fast cuz they won't last long! ❄️⛄️🧢

What I look like in my head sitting on the couch drinking beer every weekend.

Tried to buy my nephew this vintage Osama Bin Laden Wanted Dead shirt with a tag that said "Got Him!" but he didn't want it. Said it was "low key fire, but looked like it would give him a rash." Kid these days!

People in Portland leave up their Halloween decorations a loooooooooong time. 💀

Cute and crazy faces at the Stars & Splendid Antique Mall in Portland, OR. 1/2

One of my favorite TV insults: Beaver's dreaded, and rarely used Triple Rat. #sickburns

Something we can all agree on

Sammo Hung and Marla Gibbs on Martial Law. That's the combo I didn't know I needed! Unfortunately she did not do any kung fu.

Watched Son of Ingagi. The first all Black horror movie. Pretty good! I'm a sucker for "man-beast" horror movies, and for a 1940s low budget film, this was a cut above. Interesting characters and some cool songs. Man-Beast suit looked ridic, but they always do!