Poor kids nowadays, they never got to experience the magic of 70s cartoons with hand painted backgrounds growing up. So beautiful!

Welp, might get 86'd from my fav local tavern. Customer complained cuz I gave her baby a dirty look. I explained that giving babies who stare at me dirty looks is my hobby and it helps toughen them up, but they're still mad. Still gonna do it, though. It's for their own good!

There was lots of action, that's not a lie! Gotta give the director credit for crazy shots and kooky violence. He certainly tried to copy the original. The whole thing plays out like the LaCroix version of Dusk Till Dawn.

Popeye with prostitutes

Watched Tura! The Tura Satana documentary. Used to watch Faster Pussycat on VHS weekly. What a gal! And ass kicker! I always thought she killed the five men that raped her, but she actually beat the shit out of them one by one. Amazing. Wonderful to see so many photos of her dancer days too. 😍

The Leprechaun series declined when they took away his "has to polish shoes" weakness. Every horror franchise monster needs a weakness! Jason's scared of hotdogs, Freddy can't do math, Michael will run if asked to dance. Without a weakness, monsters are boring! 👞🍀💀

One of the more comedic entries in my favorite horror niche genre: 80s rock n' roll horror movies. Also one of the horniest, and that's saying something!

The aggresively ugly, surreal imagery of the post apocalyptic vehicle battle scifi crazy movie Terminus. I'm a sucker for vehicle battle movies with wild vehicles, so this was fun. So many crazy cars created just to blow up!

Watched Alison's Birthday. Not a lot of super Satanic Austrailian 80s horror flicks, so I will take it. Well made, but very slow moving. The pay off is worth to me, excellent ending. Also may be a contender for "best boyfriend in a movie ever" award. 🪃🐐💀

I hope ASSTER BLASTER is a character

That first day back to work after a long break

How come face tattoos are always dumbass words and nothing cool like this?

Really.

Ahhh! I had a scary Ted Danson dream! He was drowning a kid, so I attacked him and saved the child. Then I started choking him cuz I was so mad and his neck was like a rock. Be laughed super loud and yelled, "You can't choke me, I'm too big of a star!" What in the heck you suppose that means?

Amazing one on #Svengoolie tonight - War of the Worlds! One of my all time fav alien designs. So unique and unsettling. We have no idea of what aliens will actually look like. They may very well have Simon Says toys for eyes. 💚💙❤️

TRUCKS was dumb as fucks! Like a shit version of Maximum Overdrive. Best part was when the kid's toy dumptruck killed a dude. Just as believable as it sounds! 🚚🚛🛻💀

Watched Oasis of the Zombies (or Living Dead). I give this movie the "Dustiest Zombies" Award, as well as the "Feeblest Attempt to Escape Zombies" Award. I guess when several super slow zombies attack, you just stay in one place screaming for five minutes till they get to eat you! 🏜🧟‍♂️🥩

I watch a lot of I Shouldn't Be Alive and I rarely relate to anyone cuz they're climbing mountains and shit and I mainly just sit around. But once in a while I see someone and think, "That's exactly what I would do."

Ultimate Marry, Fuck, Ki11 challenge. I think I'd fuck the Jeffersons, cuz George has to be a demon in bed. I'd marry Maude, so she could make me laugh and yell at me. Then I'd kill Kojak. Even though I'd definitely fail, at least I'd get roughed up by him and that'd be fun too. How would you do it?

Watched The Mud Monster aka The World Beyond. Seen a few mud monster movies in my day, but this one's the muddiest. Pretty scurry stuff for a 70s Made-For-TV movie!

I like where this going...

Haven't made faces with my food in a long time. I still got it!

Life status:

Six foot tall inflatable Freddy Krueger from the 80s. Man, I wish I was rich, I'd buy 100 of these and take over the world.

Think these guys got the gold? #winterolympics

Today on Dungeons & Dragons, the Dungeon Master takes Eric behind a rock and shows him a new kind of game.

Rudy Ray Moore on how to deal with ghosts.

Watched The Black Phone. Bells is better. #film

Get in, we gotta go!

Teenage Mutant Ninja Titties. I don't think there are any heroes in a half shell involved.

How do you say, "Waiter, there's a Smog Monster in my soup" in Japanese?

Tag a friend who needs this!

Haven't been keeping up with the Winter Olympics, how are the Really Rottens doing?

A very dramatic picture of the new Minilla figure I got.

Ancient art of Gorgons and Medusas look really happy. Guess this was scary thousands of years ago. 🐍😃🪨

This excuse always works. Try it.

Here's a bunch of hotdog valentines. 🔥🌭❤️

Love is love. Happy Valentine's Day! 💖

Gotta give Nightmare Beach credit for a unique killing method: A motorcycle with a back seat that electrifies the back rider, but doesn't hurt the front. Nutty! Solid 80s spring break movie, lots of crazy party hijinks and berbs. Fun one!

Dinner! #foodie

Put it on a coffee cup and sell it at the Tough Guy shop.

Didn't know Beavis & Butthead smoked. From a season 3 ep. They didn't show him actually smoke, but I was still surprised.

Interest you in some JIZZLE?

What's that disease called where you can't stop watching Star Trek: The Motion Picture? I have that. 🪑

Don't forget to floss! - Tanya Tucker

History in the making today! Every player in the Super Bowl will be playing the game in a Gridiron Grabbers. Expected to drastically cut down, or increase injuries.

Who you think is gonna win the Super Bowl today? The 69'ers or the Ass Packers? 🏈

Stony one on #Svengoolie tonight! A Hammer Horror slow burner with big snakey surprises. You're Gorgonna love it! 🐍🐍🐍