Same.

Three Stooges title, or Buddhist koan? Next time a friend gets too high, ask them this!

Evil mutant walrus man says STFU

Barely getting by, it's all taking and no giving

Has anyone seen Hot to Trot? Is it funny? #film

Wow, Donovan looks exactly how I expected him to as an old man. Love it. I was a huge fan of his in high school. I'm not that old, I was just into 60s music in the 90s. Maybe all the marijuana cigarettes I habitually smoked had something to do with it.

The poster for Venom (1981) was so bad, I drew my own. How can you fuck up drawing Klaus Kinski's face?! He has the most distinctive face ever! Cool flick. A tense hostage situation pits British police against Klaus K. and Oliver Reed while an aggro black mamba's loose in the house! 🐍🚨💀

Question for all the Emmas out there.

Ugh...guess I shouldn't expect an AARP writer to know about horror. Ahem: OUTLANDER! HE WHO WALKS BEHIND THE ROWS SHALL PUNISH YOU FOR CORRUPTING THE GROUND UPON WHICH HIS CORN GROWS. OLD AND WITHERED, DRIED KERNELS FOR TEETH, YOU BLASPHEME A HOLY FILM BEYOND YOUR COMPREHENSION! 🌽🎬💀 #AARP

Yugoslavia Dune book covers from the 80s. In order of series (I think). #dune

Wheels of Terror kicked ass! A killer car flick that goes totally gonzo at the end. A non-stop 33 minute long insane car battle between a muscle car and short school bus. They go all out! It just keeps going. Love that it's a woman driving, she's tough! What a rush for a Made-For-TV movie! 🚘🚍💥

How Americans deal with ants

To think

How to stop The Flash. Only The Top could be this clever. Flash had the best rogues gallery! The Top, Captain Boomerang, Gorilla Grod, Weather Wizard, Captain Cold, Mirror Master...all Top Tier foes!

Facts of Life and Charlotte Rae fans! Today's Collector's Call on MeTV will be about a Charlotte Rae collection! Hosted by Blair (Lisa Whelchel) and guest starring Geri! Sometimes Lisa makes crazy faces on show! #collectorscall #metv #factsoflife #charlotterae

Of all the implied sequels that never came to be (Flash Gordon, Remo Williams, Mac & Me), it's Hot Dog...The Movie that hurts the most. Mainly because Rudi says there'll be a Hot Dog 2 at the end! I need to see way more of these characters, ski stunts, and sweet tunes, including Harkin's songs! 🌭⛷️🎸

Skully one on #Svengoolie tonight! Peter Cushing and Christopher and the evil skull of the Marquis de Sade! 💀💀💀

The People of Portland, Oregon: Sketch No. 9: Friendly Fuck the Police Shirt Buff Androgynous Older Person With Huge Forehead. People in Oregon randomly say "Hi" to you on the street. Takes some getting used to. 🦆🦫🌲 #portland #portlandoregon #art #portlandart #originalart

American 80s yakuza movies rule! Cheaply made, full of cornball action, faux Japanese culture, Asian actors pretending they speak Japanese, and usually a white "tough guy" caught in the middle. Overdrive (1987) is a perfect example! Anyone know where the furry crystal healing rods come from?

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Vintage store mannequins. Some are wearing hats.

The new Avengers: Doomsday movie looks lit!

PSA: Gnomo Cop aka A Gnome Named Gnorm is on yerbterb! This is the movie that inspired Stephen Speilberg to become a director. Effects (and directed) by the legendary Stan Winston!

That's an amazing porn Robin Williams, but I'm not gonna buy the DVD unless the Jonathan Winters guy looks just as convincing. Can someone watch this and give me a report? Thanks! #shazbot

Annihilator kicked ass! Think Terminator, but with big-haired 80s chicks with glowing eyes. One man fights to keep the robotic "Dynatards" from usurping humankind. Car chases, shotguns, explosions, and killer robot ladies. Can't believe it wasn't picked up for a series! 💄🤖💥

Announcing my aesthetic for 2026: Omega Man.

Tag a friend who's a poor, miserable, female-haunted man!

Post-holiday blues got you down? Here's a bunch of pictures of Wham! looking SUPER HAPPY. 😁😆

Monday

First day back to work coming at me like

My 2026 goals

Watching Watchers 2 was twice as fun as watching Watchers 1! Two has same super smart dog vs monster plot, but with handsome Marc Singer! And the monster is way cooler and grosser. Can't wait to see 3!

Mysterious potato and orange formation on the ground in Portland, OR. Is this a cult thing? What does it mean? #potato

Watched Watchers. Canadian horror flick where Corey Haim teams up with a super intelligent dog to fight Michael Ironside and a bigfoot like creature. I learned a lot about Canadian culture.

Quick question:

Hangover level: Fulci

Happy New Year's Sleaze, everyone! 🎉

I forgot all the love hotel sex stuff in Final Fantasy 7. Peeking on Grandpa & Grandma banging, hot tub action with gay beefcakes, multiple attempted raapes set to whimsical music. And Don Coreno air fukking. Wowsers! 🐝💪🥵

A tale of justice: Had a vile bus bully in high school that picked on everyone, but tortured me for being a gay goth. Found out from a guy who rode the bus all the kids went to his house and keyed and shit all over his car. My heart soared when I heard this. Poop justice is the best justice! 💩🚗⚖️

All the tech from The Sixth Day that now exists. Smart refrigerators, AI girlfiends, AI dolls, in-lens display glasses, pet cloning, self-driving cars, this movie was astonishingly prophetic.

Cool illustrations in The October Country Ray Bradbury book I read. Some crazy ass short stories up in this shit! Recommend The Emissary, The Small Assassin, The Scythe, and Homecomimg. Scurry stuff! 👶🔪💀

Watched One Battle After Another. Flashback is better. #film

Older gay guy here who didn't get into football till later in life. Question: HOW THE FUKK JINXING WORK?! Everytime I wear my full NY Giants gear, they lose. I wore it today so they would lose to get the first draft pick, and they WON! What at the exact jinxing rules?!!! 🤞🏈💀 @nygiants #nygiants

Sorry Blade Runner fans, Creation of the Humanoids did it first. #scifi

The beautiful language of The Royle Family. An English show about a chainsmoking family that just sits around watching TV and talkng shit. Great way to learn about English culture!

Haha, Avalanche would have been a way cooler movie with medieval magic. Maybe they meant medieval actors? Some of them pretty dang old. 🏔❄️💀

Watched Little Caesar. Scabby was my favorite gangster name. If I ever have a kid, I'm naming them Scabby.

Wudju call me?!

Hangover level

Hope you got some of your favorite things for Christmas! 🪱🧙‍♀️🔥