sky like a big grey blanket

Adults be sure to purchase items or Santa Claus will come to your home and murder you

These kids deserved better from the adults in their lives.

Bad King Wenceslas

my job is to lift blankets so my little dog can burrow under them

woke up with a headache from bad dreams

when the polar express stops and it’s just steaming into the frozen night

they just legalized going to bed at 8 pm on a saturday

does anyone know if we get to go to bed tonight

it’s all peaks and valleys, baby

there's fuckass beauty all around us

since the 1800s, christmas carolers have been flapping their gums about figgy pudding and singing in a round

you don't even want to know what they do with the crust at the uncrustables factory

you’re laughing? the Nameless King just 2-shot me seconds into the second phase and you’re laughing??

going out in the fog in a groutfit so i fit in

fog closing in all the edges

every color in the sunset

the sound of laughing kids somewhere off in the dark

someone is being a dick to my friends and it’s riling me up. mad meesh.

extremely realistic basilosaurus reconstruction

if you’re mad at someone your profile pic should show up spiky

irresponsible adult being irresponsible (outcome extremely predictable)

Bro, your reign!

just got my new firmament and theres cracks all throughout pretty pissed off ngl

walking around my house is so much fun! just going from one room to another - wherever i feel like going!

To bed then. To bed with you! Guards take him to the bed

Guys, do you know what day it is? Yes, the first Yule Lad is coming to town, and you know what that means!

watching this tonight. loving it so far, bizarre and cutesy at the same time.

love him or hate him alex trebek was the host of jeopardy for many years

santa claus walked through my work earlier with a normally dressed middle aged guy. i guess that's just santa's friend

wednesday evenings are liminal by definition

don't shine your glorious light on me until i've had my coffee

too scared to live near rivers so i shouldn’t have to worry about these flood warnings. this stuff happened to my town growing up so i hate flooding!

i got a coffee and now i feel better

walked outside into a visible wall of water moving with the breeze

sun’s not even up and i’m not happy with the day

Should people be allowed?

everything is creeping me out tonight

think about the stars for one second

today’s affirmation: I am within the acceptable range of deviation. I am a perfectly roasted quail. if I was a car the mechanics would find nothing weird or rodent related in my air filter. I am upright. There are no stones or excess debris in my shoes. I still have all my bones.

They're whittling me down

I’m strong from years

all i need this week is for the power to stay on through these winds

lumi and her corgi best friend got in a brief fight today over who was allowed to play with the puppy, sad to see them like that. puppies shouldn’t fight

french dips for my buddy’s 40th

🎶 icicle, icicle, icicle I want to drive my icicle, icicle, icicle I want to drive my icicle I want to drive it in your heart🎶

cheeses for meeces

frosty kidnapped that little girl

gulls capably handling the gusts

get swept away by a king tide