thank you everyone for making my last day before social media break very fun. i will see you all soon!

basketball games have lots of distracting extra moments

drinking cool water is a miracle

lily pad locations for discerning frogs

don’t tweet about lord of the rings tonight queen, you’re always tweeting about lord of the rings @ myself

Toad looked around. He saw that Frog was not there. “I AM ALL ALONE!” screamed Toad.

are you wasting your life or are you chillin in cedar rapids

The Goddess of Shrubs caused my body to be covered in rash and perforated by thorns. It sucks but I do deserve it due to my behavior.

i told this scrawny wizard that the witch’s tower was to the east but it’s just swamp out there

When the rubber meets the road it’s like… damn… there goes tires doing what they do…

if you die in bluesky you die in real life

All right big man? Dappled sunlight through the birch leaves is lending a PROPER romantique atmosphere eh?

im full of the ocean rn

there's nothing to worry about

we are snuffling around in the forest

the crepuscular mutual

They’re holding me at an angle and pushing me across a giant whetstone later to sharpen my edges

i don't want to die on a hill. gut me in a gully

i’m sometimes known as

current status

cat

The Worm Hole Colchester, IL

some souls are just contrary

i write better when it’s dark but i get up early and go to sleep early oops

if ghosts were real i could easily communicate with them

nutrients are goated when your daily needs are the vibe

what if I were a coolheaded dreamer from the countryside

rating my mutuals by how easy it would be to drown them in a tub

fuck it (and I cannot stress this enough) we ball

can they please make it night time

sorry if i post a lot today, i am going on social media break tomorrow so it’s my addiction posting

all the gulls go east

when it rains this hard the bottom of the garden floods and flows into the creek

learning about an archaic hominid with very small brain size. imagining them very kind. imagining them happy.

wind in the tall grass

all my friends are striking today except the one guy who works at hell corp couldn’t

i secretly believe that my banana bread recipe is the best bread one of all the recipes

woke up from a dream where i was kim kardashians but i lost lumi. not worth it.

hobbit hair should come back in style

turns out we aren't apex predators after we die

if peter jackson made the hobbit a musical nobody would have complained

how it feels to post

the chronically ill urge to drink Nutritional Beverage

what if i made a delightful tropical smoothie

i can’t get this frickin apple juice open

Saw your wife observing flight patterns of birds and fashioning a pair of wings from local flora

people afraid a 2-dimensional of flying creature who longs to be 3D 🤝 get me off this plane

Pimp My Lair

oh that's cool that you're working on a novel, I've been posting eleven thousand snippets of text that are usually about some guy saying "bro"