my kid neighbor is once again blasting kid music, honestly good for them

god lives underwater #WetFact

Cool Me Up! 🆙🆒

they did surgery on someone who needed surgery

bluesky will rise on sunday

When you buy like thirty zucchinis people look at you different. They think of you as a serious person.

woke up from a nightmare in the middle of the night and yelled you’re scaring me!

trying to post and autocomplete just keeps adding a word. phone’s haunted

crows flapping their wings in the ivy

when people have technologies telling them how they slept i just think that’s none of their business

i’m on the moon already. i got there before the astronauts.

orcs are so aggravated, take a breath man

sometimes i hear a sad animal fact and just scream

thinking of all the people in all the places all at once and getting overwhelmed

bird heaven would be so loud

big black bird with a white spot flying low in the brush, what kind we may never know

Huge red flag when a guy's always like "one more murder." Yeah dude you said that the last time. You're a serial killer

forging a one ring to control my dog

Maybe God is mad at us because we had the hubris to claim we could build bears.

to all the ghosts and ghouls i say: chill

unzips skin

As I wander group-to-group at this party, my mystical orb conveys insights that guide me in how best to navigate the social landscape. "This person is ignorant of portals", "This person has middling interest in portals", "This person cares not for portals"

sometimes u just gotta say hehehe

People in different locations do different things but also some of the same things

every little bird finds a branch

spotted bird with a worm #outdoorclassics

snailies

immersed in cold fog

My rich inner life is none of my business

once upon a vibe

There is beauty in everything, even in the eye of the disgusting beholder.

what animal is a fried chicken

I wish I could always be the guy I am when I’m brushing my teeth

great name

some dogs would do okay in the wild but not mine

getting to know the trees

spell to conjure unlimited scented candles

lumi dog has been doing well on the trails so we’re going back out today

they look like they’re having fun

giraffes are a tall in the head animal

someone in the neighborhood is doing loud banging and that has disgruntled me

Do you believe 8 things

a man shan't hoot so freely. we mustn't hoot so

oh thank

once I get past this temporary malfunction it’s over for you glitches

we are responsible for pigeons

trolls are interesting

restricting vibes to positive

sometimes i look at posts on here and i click the heart button on ones that i enjoyed or agreed with. sorry to get real.

give me an inch, and i'll take an inch. this is known as the law of inches