20 hours

accidentally bought mortons instead of diamond crystal kosher salt

smoke em if you got em

Ironically most of the carjacking done in the Grand Theft Auto games would legally be classified as joyriding, not grand theft auto; rarely is the intent to permanently keep the vehicle.

if i had a premodern army I'd have regiments of mobile bell towers spread throughout. Just seeing the towers crest the battle's hill with a cacophony of CLANG, CLANG, CLANG would make my enemies wither away.

we gotta bring back ads like this

Let's see Paul Allen's balls

Riders on the Storm is the Doors' 1971 song. Riders of the Storm is a 1929 silent Western film. Riders in the Storm is a 1995 low-budget Western B Movie. By my calculations we will run out of prepositions by 2080

They're making a movie about the donkey kong arcade game called One Barrel After Another

The sequel will be Two Battle After Another

gripe moments and sorrow

feel like shit AGAIN. love to spend my day trying to accomplish the excruciating and lofty goal of "drink water"

does the cretin match the apes

Holy shit was this ground zero for Elon

looks like fucking shit dude

naming my white son Tuấn

before scissors were invented doctors had to swing the baby around until it broke off. This was usually done in a grass field, and teams of potential fathers would give chase to the airborne babe to catch it. The rules were later codified into what we call today American Football

sick gecko i found

you can't call it that, man

tried to go on a bike ride and each bump i hit activated my headache

have you tried running that dating app in compatibility mode

underwear brand tagline "fart without fear"

nobody says "Jim Carrey improvised 'Woah Big Gulps Huh?' in Dumb And Dumber" anymore

yeah you know what sure. why not

Karl Rove Knausgaard. is this anything

chérie seinfeld

they should put the bare breasts back on the cracker barrel guy like the original logo had!

Napoleon's final battle - there are many that would compare it to Bondarchuk's directorial failure at "Waterloo" (1970)

the gang's all here

people don't read theory anymore

i thought the State of Missouri told Travis that he legally couldn't consent to marriage due to his faculties

I really appreciated the monetary aspect in Barry Lyndon. Gives a very clear picture of the spectrum of poverty and extravagance. 1500 guineas per month is a ton for a family that scraped together 20. Saving a captain's life was 2 d'or. An aristocrat bets 5k d'or whilst gambling.

dog. WHAT

Early COVID had aura

i am straight up not feeling well right now man

lmao?

pulling up in the shruck

yes can i get the beef burgeoning with a bottle of red blend

Maybe she got greyhound bussed to St Paul as friends

can you do that somewhere else man this is a family establishment

yeah i would be calling it that too

The bus is a perfect place to bring your terrified geriatric dogs

just took this photo on the way home from work

Bret "Hit Man" Hart: The Best There Is, the Best There Was, the Best There Ever Will Be From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia This article is about the WWE Home Video release. For the similarly titled autobiography, see Bret "Hitman" Hart — The Best There Is, The Best There Was, The Best There Ev

one thing that makes my blood boil is ascending too quickly while scuba diving

if catholicism is so popular why didnt they make a Vatican II

time travelling back to New Amsterdam to warn Peter Stuyvesant about 9/11

All of the stars that make up the classical constellations exist within this cluster in the Milky Way

sorry, must have mixed them up with my shrimp used for medical imaging

someone who is currently 80 years old has experienced over 3% of all written human history